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* Why did Creator/{{Disney}} allow so much fetish material in this movie? Sarah's obvious bewb window on the front of her dress (and her obsession with 'playing with' every male character in the movie)? The scene where Max is humiliated by little Dani's statement, one being, "Max really likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them." -shrug- It doesn't seem completely Disney to me, but then again, there are those Website/YouTube subliminal messages.

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* Why did Creator/{{Disney}} allow so much fetish material in this movie? Sarah's obvious bewb window on the front of her dress (and her obsession with 'playing with' every male character in the movie)? The scene where Max is humiliated by little Dani's statement, statements, one being, "Max really likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them." -shrug- It doesn't seem completely Disney to me, but then again, there are those Website/YouTube subliminal messages.
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** Well most of the sex references will go right over a child's head. Most children would probably just assume that all Sarah would want to do is kiss at most. Children know about what boobs are as well, so they'd probably just take that as an innocent joke.
** Have you ''seen'' other 90s Disney films? [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]] [[{{Disney/Aladdin}} Jasmine]] and {{Disney/Pocahontas}} were incredibly sexualised. We have a trope called ParentService - which is about {{Fanservice}} in family films specifically for the parents who'd be taking their kids to see them.

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** Well Well, most of the sex sexual references will go right over a child's head. Most children would probably just assume that all Sarah would want to do is kiss at most. Children Some children know about what boobs are as well, so they'd probably just take that as an innocent joke.
** Have you ''seen'' other 90s 90's Disney films? [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]] [[{{Disney/Aladdin}} Jasmine]] and {{Disney/Pocahontas}} were incredibly sexualised. We have a trope called ParentService - which is about {{Fanservice}} in family films specifically for the parents who'd be taking their kids to see them.

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** Have you ''seen'' other 90s Disney films? [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]] [[{{Disney/Aladdin}} Jasmine]] and {{Disney/Pocahontas}} were incredibly sexualised. We have a trope called ParentService - which is about {{Fanservice}} in family films specifically for the parents who'd be taking their kids to see them.



** The curse was so he would live forever with his guilt, so if he didn't felt guilty anymore, the spell would be broken. Saving Dani and finally defeating the witches allowed him to overcome that

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** The curse was so he would live forever with his guilt, so if he didn't felt guilty anymore, the spell would be broken. Saving Dani and finally defeating the witches allowed him to overcome thatthat.


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** This tends to be overblown. It's only ever said to mock Max by Dani first after he lit the candle (and the emphasis is on his idiocy for lighting it) and then to the guy dressed as the cop - and Dani was just saying the requirements for lighting the candle (virgin lights it on a full moon on Halloween night) and that Max fills that requirement. The guy himself was just being a dick, {{Troll}}ing the kids. I don't believe it's mentioned again until the end as a final BrickJoke ("I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle"). There's not really any point in the film where Max's lack of sex life is mocked, apart from the {{Jerkass}} who trolled the kids in other ways too.


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*** Well he didn't tell his father because he couldn't talk until the candle was lit in 1993. And with the guy dressed as the cop, he started ordering them away before they could think of it. They're not ''used'' to having a talking cat around, so it's understandable they don't immediately think of using that angle.


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** The entire town surrounded the house. The sisters may be powerful, but there's only three of them. A whole mob of people could probably overpower them (considering Max, Dani, Alison, Binx and Billy did just fine on their own).


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** Perhaps they can't torment children in Hell and they want to be alive so they can do so more often. Although if you think about it, Winifred made the curse before she died - so she had no idea what Hell would be like or that she would enjoy it.
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*** What disturbs ME is that you and the person above would rather insist that a young child's had a sexual encounter rather than thinking that she's too innocent to really know what she's saying beyond it being insulting. You two sickos are the creepiest things on this page.
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** The book at least was enchanted so that it couldn't be burned or destroyed (and therefore wouldn't decay). Maybe the sisters cast spells on their other ingredients so they wouldn't decay? Dead man's toe isn't something you can stock for a long time normally, what with how quickly flesh decays.


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** The magic of the candle brings them back for that Halloween night and for then they are invincible - which is why they don't die in the fire.


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** WordOfGod is that he couldn't talk until the candle was lit. Presumably if he could, he would have to stop Max lighting it.


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** Or more simply, the sisters were weakened when the villagers cornered them. They had only just drained Emily to restore their youth, so maybe it takes time for their full powers to return. The magic of the Black Flame Candle brings them back at full strength and power.

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*** As for Binx not destroying the candle, considering the rules of the time, it seems likely he was a virgin himself, which would limit his available methods of destroying the candle himself, so he probably decided it was easier to leave the candle in one place where he could keep an eye on it.



** He probably hadn't figured out how to talk as a cat yet. He had plenty of time to learn while waiting for the witches to revive.

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** He That early after his transformation, Binx probably hadn't figured out how to talk as a cat yet. He had plenty of time to learn while waiting for the witches to revive.
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** What makes it even ''more'' unlikely that they'd have the ingredients on hand is that Binx overheard them listing some of those ingredients before he was transformed. You'd think that, even if his cat body wasn't dexterous enough to steal the candle (why didn't he?), he'd have at least taken pains to topple, destroy, scatter or even ''piss'' on everything else the witches might be able to make use of, if and when they ''did'' return.
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** At times it doesn't even seem that Winnie is interested in eternal life--she's mostly driven by a desire to be eternally ''young.'' She also has a vendetta against Salem and its populace, given that her last words before being hanged are "The lives of all the children of Salem will be MINE!" As for her sisters: Mary's slavishly devoted to Winnie and would do anything for her, plus living children are [[ImAHumanitarian probably a lot tastier.]] And Sarah...well, Sarah's [[TheDitz]] and pretty much does whatever Winnie says; she's also probably on the hunt for some living men to "play with."

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** At times it doesn't even seem that Winnie is interested in eternal life--she's mostly driven by a desire to be eternally ''young.'' She also has a vendetta against Salem and its populace, given that her last words before being hanged are "The lives of all the children of Salem will be MINE!" As for her sisters: Mary's slavishly devoted to Winnie and would do anything for her, plus living children are [[ImAHumanitarian probably a lot tastier.]] And Sarah...well, Sarah's [[TheDitz]] TheDitz and pretty much does whatever Winnie says; she's also probably on the hunt for some living men to "play with."
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** At times it doesn't even seem that Winnie is interested in eternal life--she's mostly driven by a desire to be eternally ''young.'' She also has a vendetta against Salem and its populace, given that her last words before being hanged are "The lives of all the children of Salem will be MINE!" As for her sisters: Mary's slavishly devoted to Winnie and would do anything for her, plus living children are [[ImAHumanitarian probably a lot tastier.]] And Sarah...well, Sarah's [[TheDitz]] and pretty much does whatever Winnie says; she's also probably on the hunt for some living men to "play with."
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***What disturbs ME is that you and the person above would rather insist that a young child's had a sexual encounter rather than thinking that she's too innocent to really know what she's saying beyond it being insulting. You two sickos are the creepiest things on this page.
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*** It doesn't change the fact that even for a dead joke ''its baffling''. Virginity here, is treated like something you're supposed to be ashamed of, and you need to get rid of it asap. Max is still developing, and thus, hasn't had the time required to identify his sexual orientation yet. Most functional 15-year-olds would generally be more concerned with their studies, chores, and recreational time with friends... than getting laid. And just to confound things further, the cast demands he becomes mature enough to have sex - yet still should go out treat or tricking for Halloween like a little child! Just... give the kid ''a break'' movie!
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*** If you pay attention to the teacher's story, she just says that no one ever knew what happened to Thackery. So it's possible the flashback we see is what really happened but ''not'' the story the teacher is telling. What is known is that Thackery went to the witches' house to rescue his sister, while his friend raised the mob. The mob finds Emily dead in the house, but no sign of her brother.


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*** The witches are bound to have been questioned a lot. Or it might not have been the same day. They may have been given a trial like so many others and then executed once presumed guilty.
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* Why did Creator/{{Disney}} allow so much FetishFuel in this movie? Sarah's obvious bewb window on the front of her dress (and her obsession with 'playing with' every male character in the movie)? The scene where Max is humiliated by little Dani's statement, one being, "Max really likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them." -shrug- It doesn't seem completely Disney to me, but then again, there are those Website/YouTube subliminal messages.

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* Why did Creator/{{Disney}} allow so much FetishFuel fetish material in this movie? Sarah's obvious bewb window on the front of her dress (and her obsession with 'playing with' every male character in the movie)? The scene where Max is humiliated by little Dani's statement, one being, "Max really likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them." -shrug- It doesn't seem completely Disney to me, but then again, there are those Website/YouTube subliminal messages.

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** If they made a DealWithTheDevil for eternal life and have been in hell, presumably when they were there at the time and said devil brought them back. They probably don't want to return as failures, because Old Scratch will subject them to some terrible punishment for failing to drain more children.
** Just because they enjoyed their time in Hell doesn't mean they don't enjoy being alive much more.

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** If they made a DealWithTheDevil for eternal life and have been in hell, presumably when they were there at the time and said devil brought them back. They probably don't want to return as failures, because Old Scratch will subject them to some terrible punishment for [[YouHaveFailedMe failing to drain more children.
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** Just because they enjoyed their time in Hell doesn't mean they don't enjoy being alive much more.more.
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** Rule of funny for most of it, but always figured that the singing was part of their magic powers, i.e. "In exchange for eternal service to Satan, the Dark Lord will grant you the magical ability to sing mind controlling songs that are pleasing to the listeners."
*** Justified in that Sara's special power was enchanting song so it IS a valid magical ability.

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** Rule of funny RuleOfFunny for most of it, but always figured that the singing was part of their magic powers, i.e. "In exchange for eternal service to Satan, {{Satan}}, the Dark Lord will grant you the magical ability to sing mind controlling songs that are pleasing to the listeners."
*** Justified in that Sara's Sarah's special power was enchanting song so it IS a valid magical ability.
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* How exactly did the witches begin to brew the potion at all? Their home has been turned into a museum for centuries and surely any remnants of dead bodies (dead man's toe and oil of boils) were done away with centuries ago. How could the witches have acquired such ingriedients in the time between kidnapping Danny and Sarah returning from using her magic song? We can clearly see the potion is in its final stage, so it seems they either had the ingredients on hand (doubtful) or killed a few people on the way.
* Why did Disney allow so much FetishFuel in this movie? Sarah's obvious bewb window on the front of her dress (and her obsession with 'playing with' every male character in the movie)? The scene where Max is humiliated by little Dani's statement, one being, "Max really likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them." -shrug- It doesn't seem completely Disney to me, but then again, there are those Youtube subliminal messages.

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* How exactly did the witches begin to brew the potion at all? Their home has been turned into a museum for centuries and surely any remnants of dead bodies (dead man's toe and oil of boils) were done away with centuries ago. How could the witches have acquired such ingriedients ingredients in the time between kidnapping Danny and Sarah returning from using her magic song? We can clearly see the potion is in its final stage, so it seems they either had the ingredients on hand (doubtful) or killed a few people on the way.
* Why did Disney Creator/{{Disney}} allow so much FetishFuel in this movie? Sarah's obvious bewb window on the front of her dress (and her obsession with 'playing with' every male character in the movie)? The scene where Max is humiliated by little Dani's statement, one being, "Max really likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them." -shrug- It doesn't seem completely Disney to me, but then again, there are those Youtube Website/YouTube subliminal messages.



* It might be just me, but I can't seem to wrap my mind around the fact that there were only two scenes where the witches showed their unfamiliarity with the modern world - the black river, the fire truck scare, the television in the devil's house, OMGWTF BURNING RAIN OF DEATH!!! Then suddenly they're going up to sing their VillainSong with the microphones and other new stuff, and somehow they know how to harmonize and sing pop-style. They aren't scared of the vaccum cleaner. Then Winnie yells at Max during one of the many ChaseScenes, "Pull over, let me see your driver's license." Whaat? Why would they know how to deal with all of this when they've only been alive for about three hours?

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* It might be just me, but I can't seem to wrap my mind around the fact that there were only two scenes where the witches showed their unfamiliarity with the modern world - the black river, the fire truck scare, the television in the devil's house, OMGWTF BURNING RAIN OF DEATH!!! Then suddenly they're going up to sing their VillainSong with the microphones and other new stuff, and somehow they know how to harmonize and sing pop-style. They aren't scared of the vaccum vacuum cleaner. Then Winnie yells at Max during one of the many ChaseScenes, {{Chase Scene}}s, "Pull over, let me see your driver's license." Whaat? Why would they know how to deal with all of this when they've only been alive for about three hours?
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** If they made a DealWithTheDevil for eternal life and have been in hell, presumably when they were there at the time and said devil brought them back. They probably don't want to return as failures, because Old Scratch will subject them to some terrible punishment for failing to drain more children.

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** If they made a DealWithTheDevil for eternal life and have been in hell, presumably when they were there at the time and said devil brought them back. They probably don't want to return as failures, because Old Scratch will subject them to some terrible punishment for failing to drain more children.children.
** Just because they enjoyed their time in Hell doesn't mean they don't enjoy being alive much more.
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* How exactly did the witches begin to brew the potion at all? Their home has been turned into a museum for centuries and surely any remnants of dead bodies (dead man's toe and oil of boils) were done away with centuries ago. How could the witches have acquired such ingriedients in the time between kidnapping Danny and Sarah returning from using her magic song? We can clearly see the potion is in its final stage, so it seems they either had the ingredients on hand (doubtful) or killed a few people on the way.
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***Unless he had sex with another 15 year-old person, as most normal people do. Who wrote this headscratcher? Doug Walker? When I saw the movie as a young teen I did get the joke, we all were assuming that virgin meant female, but it apply to him too, he is ashamed of that as, whether we like or not, most teen boys of that age want not to be virgins and many, especially someone good looking like him, are not. Teens do have sex before 18 even when currently become an issue among socially conservative people, but in the 90s it wasn’t such a scandal and many movies and TV series implied or openly established that teens were sexually active.
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* What is the witch's goal in trying to live forever anyway? They mention a few times that they spent the intervening centuries in hell and enjoyed themselves; Sarah actually seems pretty cheerful to go back when they're defeated.

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* What is the witch's goal in trying to live forever anyway? They mention a few times that they spent the intervening centuries in hell and enjoyed themselves; Sarah actually seems pretty cheerful to go back when they're defeated.defeated.
** If they made a DealWithTheDevil for eternal life and have been in hell, presumably when they were there at the time and said devil brought them back. They probably don't want to return as failures, because Old Scratch will subject them to some terrible punishment for failing to drain more children.
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** Also, keep in mind that they spent some time riding a bus, with a bus driver who explained a little about what said vehicle was and even let Sarah try to drive it. They could easily have been repeating something they heard from him. The guy seemed like the kind who'd sarcastically shout something like that at another driver.
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*** The only one to break in on a Full Moon during Halloween and not be thwarted by Binx. He's been guarding house the on Halloween night ever since the witches died to stop people doing exactly that

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*** They likely spent the day searching for Thackery and questioning the sisters about what they've done with him. They make it clear they know something they aren't saying and they're hanged when the children's father finally loses his patience.

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*** They likely spent the day searching for Thackery and questioning the sisters about what they've done with him. They make it clear they know something they aren't saying and they're hanged when the children's father finally loses his patience.patience.
* What is the witch's goal in trying to live forever anyway? They mention a few times that they spent the intervening centuries in hell and enjoyed themselves; Sarah actually seems pretty cheerful to go back when they're defeated.

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* How the hell did they survive the oven? I'm sorry, but that special effect makes ''no sense''. It's just a cop-out.
** They burn up in the fire, the oven timer shuts it off, and they're magically revived. The Black Flame Candle spell brought them back and would keep them alive until they used the life-sucking potion to give themselves non-spell-bound life or the light of dawn, whichever came first.
*** I don't remember anything ever being established about their being UNKILLABLE until dawn. PlotArmor is risky enough business in and of itself, but when it fails to be ''established''?!
*** The characters ''assumed'' fire would work because of the stereotype. Binx doesn't think they're dead and he's more in the know about magic stuff than they are.

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* How the hell did they survive the oven? I'm sorry, but that special effect makes ''no sense''.oven? . It's just a cop-out.
** They burn up in the fire, the oven timer shuts it off, and they're magically revived. The Black Flame Candle spell brought them back and would keep them alive until they used the life-sucking potion to give themselves non-spell-bound life or the light of dawn, whichever came first.
*** I don't remember anything ever being established about their being UNKILLABLE until dawn. PlotArmor is risky enough business in and of itself, but when it fails to be ''established''?!
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first. The characters ''assumed'' fire would work because of the stereotype. Binx doesn't think they're dead and he's more in the know about magic stuff than they are.



** Sarah and Mary point that out to her, but she herself states that she wants Dani since the kid called her ugly.

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** Sarah and Mary point that out to her, but she herself states that she wants Dani since the kid called her ugly.ugly.
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* Winifred can summon lightning from her fingertips, she and her sisters can hypnotize people with their voices, transform people into animals, curse them with diseases and have the power of {{flight}}. So how did the Salem townfolk capture and execute them so fast? And why didn't they try it before? Even if they didn't think they were witches (opposed to the movie's implication that it was common knowledge), Winifred poisoned her lover Billy Butcherson and the whole town seemed to know about it. A lot of arguments could be made to answer questions like this, but the film doesn't seem particularly bothered to.
** The townsfolk could have been really ignorant of the sister's activities. The three of them didn't seem particularly well known. As for how they overpowered them, well, they outnumbered three women by at least thirty and had flaming torches with them. The sister's magical abilities (particularly, Winnie who shoots lightning out of her fingertips) may be extensive, but when cornered, potentially of no use.
*** Maybe the townsfolk actually didn't know, or if they did they had no proof of any of it; the sisters would likely not have been out and about using magic in front of people, they lived alone in an isolated cottage, and anyone who saw what they could do likely became their victims and therefore dead. What happened to Billy could just be rumor or hearsay. But once the townspeople came and caught them red-handed with Emily's body they had all the proof they needed to hang the sisters. It's pretty likely that with strength in numbers they overpowered the sisters in the cramped confines of the cottage, and also if they stripped them of the book, this may have lessened their powers.
** Max was ''really'' the first virgin to be tempted to break into a creepy, reputedly haunted building and [[TemptingFate tempt fate]] by lighting the candle?
*** Maybe the first virgin brave enough (or stupid enough) to attempt it on a Halloween evening, when the moon was full.
*** Full moons coinciding with Halloween are pretty rare.
*** The only one to break in on a Full Moon during Halloween and not be thwarted by Binx. He's been guarding house the on Halloween night ever since the witches died to stop people doing exactly that
** Also, Winifred swoops in on the kids by taunting them with Max's earlier IronicEcho, "It's all just a bunch of [[TitleDrop Hocus Pocus]]!" Then you suddenly realize Winifred wasn't {{back from the dead}} yet when Max said it, and couldn't have heard it.
*** It was Halloween, the time of the year the veil between the living and the dead is thinnest, maybe they could hear them in Hell?
** How did Max's teacher know Thackery's story?
*** He's probably communicated with people in the past. When first turned into a cat, he tries to get his father's attention, but can do nothing but meow. 300 years later he's capable of intelligent speech. Presumably he tried to talk to people at some point and told his story. But he's also GenreSavvy enough to know that letting the world know the witches are real would be TemptingFate, so he keeps quiet.
** So the Sanderson house is now a museum. Given the legendary status of the sisters' story, and the locals' general love of Halloween, you'd think the museum would be, you know, ''open''.
*** The sign outside says it's closed for renovations. Allison tells Danni it's closed because spooky things kept happening there, but she's probably just entertaining the little girl. Still, the place is pretty damn dusty when they get there, so it's probably been shut up for a while. And you'd think it'd be open at Halloween of all times. Halloween in Salem is tourist central.
*** Wasn't it fairly late when they snuck in? It was probably just after the museum's closing time.
** During the opening, Winifred comments on another gloriously sickening morning. During their execution, it's night again, which sets that mood perfectly. Even though the townsfolk were right at their door right as the sun rose, it took them all day to get in somehow. Maybe Winifred and the others did put up an epic magical fight after all before the mob [mostly] sealed their fate. I doubt their sentencing took that long given the evidence / sister corpse.
*** They likely spent the day searching for Thackery and questioning the sisters about what they've done with him. They make it clear they know something they aren't saying and they're hanged when the children's father finally loses his patience.

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** Well most of the sex references will go right over a child's head. Most children would probably just assume that all Sarah would want to do is kiss at most. Children know about what boobs are as well, so they'd probably just take that as an innocent joke.



** He also might want to bargain with Winifred; he'll hand the potion over if she lets Dani go free.



** Fridge brilliance if you consider the fact that all their parents are still at the party under Winnie's spell. Most of the parents probably expected to be home hours ago so they may not have gotten anyone to watch the kids. At that age I would have probably stayed up and waited for my parents... especially if it was Halloween and I was hopped up on candy

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** Fridge brilliance if you consider the fact that all their parents are still at the party under Winnie's spell. Most of the parents probably expected to be home hours ago so they may not have gotten anyone to watch the kids. At that age I would have probably stayed up and waited for my parents... especially if it was Halloween and I was hopped up on candycandy.
** If you watch the scene, not all the children are wearing costumes. Some are wearing dressing gowns and pyjamas. So it's safe to say that some were in bed and some were still up, wearing the costumes.
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*** They also sing at the beginning of the movie before being hanged (but the townspeople close their ears and fight it off.

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** The witches in general and Winifred in particular are kind of vindictive and after an entire day of fighting with these damn meddling kids it probably didn't occur to her that any old kid would do fine. I guess you could chalk it up to IdiotBall or VillainBall either will do for why they didn't take a random kid initially and get their revenge later. Or just leave town and go to one of millions of cities around the globe where people don't even believe in witches anymore.

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** The witches in general and Winifred in particular are kind of vindictive and after an entire day of fighting with these damn meddling kids it probably didn't occur to her that any old kid would do fine. I guess you could chalk it up to IdiotBall or VillainBall either will do for why they didn't take a random kid initially and get their revenge later. Or just leave town and go to one of millions of cities around the globe where people don't even believe in witches anymore.anymore.
** Sarah and Mary point that out to her, but she herself states that she wants Dani since the kid called her ugly.
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***Considering that Binx came from a puritan society where, considering that he seemed to be unmarried (as he was still living with his family, and while girls of that time period were often married off as young as 13 it was generally to older men rather than boys of their own age group) either, and considering that after his transformation it would have been really [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction difficult (anatomically speaking) with a human]] [[InterspeciesRomance and]] [[UnequalPairing not any better]] [[BestialityIsDepraved with a cat]]... well, [[TalkingAnimal he's]] probably not one to [[AccidentalPun talk]], [[OldMaid himself]].
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** Seriously though, he's ''15''. If he wasn't a virgin someone would be going to jail.

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