History GroinAttack / Film

* "[[BabyGeniuses And then that plank will come up and hit me in the gonads]]." (This may not be the actual quote, but a) it's fairly close and b) this is ''[[SoBadItsHorrible Baby Geniuses]]'' we're talking about).

* In the Mike Judge film ''{{Idiocracy}}'', the moronic inhabitants of the future have made "Ow, My Balls" their most popular TV show. This ShowWithinAShow is one GroinAttack after another. The unfortunate star of the show suffers such "tributes" from fans at public appearances, as well.

* In the [[AdaptationDecay mediocre comedy adaptation]] of ''TheHighCrusade'', Sir Roger wards off several of these from his [[EvilTwin evil clone]] thanks to the chastity belt his bride has insisted he wear.

* ''TheAvengers''. Mrs. Peel kicks Bailey in the 'nads during their fight on the wires in Sir August's base.

*** Earlier in the film, Mini Me attacks Austin's groin during their battle in Dr. Evil's moon base.
** In the third, after Dr. Evil had the thethered globe lowered on his head, Mini Me releases the thethered meteor landing on Dr. Evil's groin. He had to find his balls, "One, two,... and three okay I'm okay."

* The German low-budget horror series ''ViolentShit'' has examples of this in all three installments, for both genders. The [[{{Squick}} squickiest]] example is [[spoiler: the killer piercing a victim's balls with a hook in graphic detail]].

* In ''{{Antichrist}}'' from Lars Von Trier, who's been called a misogynist various times, the leading woman ''whacks her husband's balls with a hammer'', then brings him to an erection and to orgasm, and ''he ejaculates blood''. She takes a pair of scissors to her vagina, though... Genital Mutilation. Now available in horror.

* Does {{Antichrist}} count? ''[[{{HighOctaneNightmareFuel}} -shudder-]]''

* ''TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen''. Mina does it to Dorian during their battle. Luckily for him he can regenerate physical damage.
-->Dorian: If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset!

* Occurs four times in ''TheRunningMan'':

* This is played for drama first, then it turns comedic in {{Piranha}} 3D when the JerkAss photographer falls into the water and gets both his legs and his dong eaten by the piranhas. Of course, what does he say after this? {{Narm They took my penis!}}
* Both the book and film ''{{Casino Royale}}'' featured a nasty torture sequence for 007, wherein he's tied to a chair frame and repeatedly struck hard in the danglers with a knotted rope (or giant carpet beater in the book, which seems even ''more'' painful). It's not exactly supposed to be funny, but James still manages to crack a few one liners during his predicament. He ''is'' JamesBond, after all. He even has sex soon afterwards.

** In ''{{Moonraker}}'', Bond knees Jaws in the groin complete with a loud Clank sound effect. However, Bond is the one who ends up in agony.

* Chow Yun-Fat's first kill in the John Woo classic, ''The Killer'', had him putting three bullets into a [[{{mooks}} mook's]] groin at point blank range from the side of a doorway that the mook was coming through.

* A rare female example in TheStepfordWives where the protagonist stabs one of the women in the vaginal region.

* Daniel does this to Chozen in one scene in TheKarateKid Part II after Mr. Miyagi tells him about the "primary target" in an earler scene.

* KickAss: A drug lord's mook walks into a room to discover Hit-Girl slaughtering his buddies. He pulls out a balisong and does a few fancy manipulations while trying to look mean. Hit Girl is unimpressed, pulls out an identical balisong, matches the mook's showboating move for move-then finishes her display by throwing the knife. No points for guessing where she aimed the throw.
* TheUntoldStory has a rare female example where a woman gets a handful of chopsticks in a very painful place.
* Though it does end up being extremely funny, this example was intended to be serious. In the movie Spawn, Jessica Priest (played by Melinda Clark) attempts a groin attack on Spawn, but Spawn's skull-shaped belt buckle [[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/spwn%20my%20crotch%20is%20biting%20you%202.jpg stretches out and bites her leg hard]]. That's right people, Movie!Spawn has a demonic attack-cock! Are you jealous? Yeah, you know you are.
* ''The Exorcist'', when the devil forces Regan to stab herself in the crotch repeatedly with a crucifix while screaming "Let Jesus fuck you!" [[ShareTheMalePain Share the (fe)male pain]].

* In St. Trinian's 2 the one of the twins groin-attacks a security guard with her HEAD.

* TheGreenMile: Tom Hanks plays a prison guard named Paul Edgecombe who starts his day with a raging groin infection. To make matters worse, his incoming prisoner of the day is "Wild Bill" Wharton, who starts a brawl in the receiving room and aims one at Edgecombe's crotch. Drama when Edgecombe pulls his service pistol, but Wharton is clearly aware that his aim is shaking and his eyesight is blurring-an attempt to hit Wharton is more likely to hit one of the other cops. Finally, Wharton is subdued. The GentleGiant across the cell block asks to talk to boss Edgecombe, who obliges-and a giant black hand darts through the bars and gets a [[HoYay firm grip]]. [[spoiler: the GG is John Coffey, there because he was taken as a ScaryBlackMan, who has magical healing powers that do require a classical HealingHands touch]]
* Subverted in the tamil movie Ayan, where the male lead nearly gets one from a girl in Congo who stole the diamonds he was going to smuggle back to India (it makes sense in context) but he ends up grabbing her leg at the last second making a 'no way' face at her.

* In ''[[{{Friday}} Friday After Next]]'', a very painful version when Money Mike manages to temporarily stop a potential rape by Damon (the aforementioned son from prison) by using pliers to squeeze his testicles. Yes, it's as painful as it sounds.

* Kintaros went for one of these in the {{Kamen Rider Den-O}} and [[KamenRiderKiva Kiva]] movie "''Climax Deka''."
** "[[CrowningMomentOfFunny Now these are]] ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny real]]'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny gold stars!]]"

* Kintaros went for one of these in the {{Kamen Rider Den-O}} and [[KamenRiderKiva Kiva]] movie "''Climax Deka''."

* In the movie K-9. In the pool hall scene Jerry Lee corners a thug named Benny the Mule and clamps down on his twig-and-berries while Officer Dooley interrogates him!
** If you have seen the previous part of movie [[spoiler:the scene where the dog, Jerry Lee, catches the cue ball that was thrown at him, and '''breaks it in two''' with his teeth]] before he went ballistic, you can easily guess if he gave one wrong answer, Benny the Mule would have been gelded!
* In perhaps the most over-the-top example of this, Charlie Sheen in ''HotShots!: Part Deux'' hits his pit-fighting opponent with a knee to the groin... and keeps it there for upwards of 30 seconds. Everyone in the building (including the cheerleaders and commentators...) is doubled over in pain, and by the end actual walnuts pop out of the victim's mouth. To top it all off, the opponent lets out a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGLJAxp6Oo "You win"]] in a helium voice before toppling over.

* Played for laughs in the Norm [=MacDonald=] movie ''DirtyWork''. After having a conversation with his friend's father, who, as a generally mean-spirited old man, strangles his testicles, Norm walks out, pulls his tape recorder from his pocket, and says in a helium-voice, "Note to self; Forget about being a father."

'''Eddie''': ''No, but'' ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar this does!]]'' ([-PUNTS-] the weasel in the groin, knocking him across the warehouse and into the vat of Dip)

* In ''{{Little Shop of Horrors}}'' during the song "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" Audrey II sings the line "Gonna bust your balls" and shoots a tentacle into Seymour's groin with a pained expression.

** I don't see what all the fuss is about; Bill Murray's [[Scrooged Scrooged]] already had at least one GroinAttack, courtesy of the current [[CloudCuckoolander Ghost of Christmas Present]]. It sounds like ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike.

* ''MadMax Beyond Thunderdome'' - Aunty Entity has been looking for a mercenary to rid her of MasterBlaster for some time. Sensibly, she tests each potential applicant-by having her bodyguards ambush the applicant in the middle of the job interview. One ambusher wields [[AnAxeToGrind a battle-axe]], which gets stuck in the floor when he misses. Mad Max then kicks the axe-handle, forcing the end upwards...

* [[InspectorGadget Inspector Gadget the movie]]: When trying to train with a Guru to control his new cybernetic body, John Brown, instead of grabbing the orb as he was supposed to do, overshoots the orb by a long margin and instead grabs the guru's "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Orbs]]", causing him to yell, mutter to himself in an extremely high pitched voice, and then be taken onto an ambulance while still muttering with a high pitched voice on a stretcher as well as with an ice pack on that exact spot.

* A female-on-female example occurs at the end of the ''JudgeDredd'' movie during the DesignatedGirlFight. Rico's accomplice kicks Hershey in the groin with absolutely no results, prompting Hershey to note that the other woman likely only fights men. You'd think a biologist would know human anatomy.

* In St. Trinian's 2 the one of the twins groin-attacks asecurity guard with her HEAD.

** And in the third movie, it's Wolverine's solution to a mutant with regeneration that surpasses his own. *CRUNCH* "Grow those back."

** If you have seen the previous part of movie [spoiler:the scene where the dog, Jerry Lee, catches the cue ball that was thrown at him, and '''breaks it in two''' with his teeth] before he went ballistic, you can easily guess if he gave one wrong answer, Benny the Mule would have been gelded!

** Smart Ass weasel kicked Valiant in the balls earlier during a bar fight.

** Roger Rabbit receives one himself in the cartoon short 'Trail Mix-Up', when running a cross a log in the saw mill and encountering a branch. And in 'Roller Coaster Rabbit', Baby Herman grabs a bull by the balls whilst trying to retrieve his red balloon.

* ''She's The Man'', a recent comedy loose remake of a {{Shakespeare}} cross-dressing plot, had a girl cross-dresser get hit with a very fast ball to the crotch, double over slightly without pain... realize she's supposed to feel pain, and start yowling "Oh... augh... it hurts...."

* In ''{{Taken}}'', Liam Neeson captures one of his daughter's kidnappers and tortures him to get information on him, he ties breaker cables to his groin and shocks him for about 5 minutes straight.