History Funny / Yakuza6

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]] ([[VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon or]] [[VideoGame/LikeADragonGaidenTheManWhoErasedHisName so]] [[VideoGame/LikeADragonInfiniteWealth it may seem]]), but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

** Ono Michio proved to be [[EnsembleDarkHorse so good]], in fact, that he'd go on to appear in [[VideoGame/{{Judgment}} every]] [[VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon other]] [[VideoGame/LostJudgment game]] (chronologically) after this one, with anything involving the mascot [[Funny/{{Judgment}} guaranteed]] [[Funny/YakuzaLikeADragon to be]] [[Funny/LostJudgment hilarious]].

* Hiji, Kiryu's experimental AI smartphone assistant, spends a lot of time throwing shade at [[UsefulNotes/MacOS the other female-gendered smartphone assistant.]] The sheer levels of vitriol turn the whole thing into a somewhat surreal comedy.

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]] ([[VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon or]] so [[VideoGame/LikeADragonInfiniteWealth it may seem]]), but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]] ([[VideoGame/YakuzaLikeADragon or]] so [[VideoGame/LikeADragonEight it may seem]]), but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

** After coming back from the hotel, they tell Hirose that Nagumo [[FinaglesLaw screwed up his ski mask plan]]. Hirose then shows them how to use a mask by putting one on and [[WrestlerInAllOfUs straddling Yuta like a pro wrestler]]. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent All this is happening while Kiryu and Kiyomi have a serious discussion about Haruka's father]].

* TheReveal of Yuta being Haruto's father? [[WhamEpisode That's not funny]]. [[MoodWhiplash Matsunaga stopping the conversation cold]] [[MomentKiller to question if he forgot to "bag it up" first]]? Hilarious. Even better is that Nagumo shoots him a DeathGlare, stomps over, kicks Matsunaga in the face, sending him flying across the room, then turns around and goes right back to putting Yuta on blast like nothing happened. But [[OverprotectiveDad Kiryu's]] [[TranquilFury silent]] DeathGlare at the guy who shacked up his surrogate daughter? Priceless. No wonder Yuta quickly went on his knees to beg Kiryu for forgiveness.

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]] ([[VideoGame/LikeADragonGaidenTheManWhoErasedHisName or]] so [[VideoGame/LikeADragonEight it may seem]]), but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

--> '''Kiryu:''' [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Always with]] [[VideoGame/Yakuza1 the helicopters]], what a pain in the ass...

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]] ([[VideoGame/LikeADragonGaidenTheManWhoErasedHisName or]] so [[VideoGame/LikeADragonEight it may seem]]]]), but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]] ([[spoiler:[[VideoGame/LikeADragonGaidenTheManWhoErasedHisName or so]] [[VideoGame/LikeADragonEight it may seem]]]]), but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

* After Kiryu's final interrogation with Big Lo that ends with Lo leaving to FaceDeathWithDignity, Kiryu tells Yuta he's going to Onomichi alone to investigate the secret. Yuta, livid with Lo for accusing Hirose of killing to protect the secret, insists that he's going with Kiryu to prove his patriarch's innocence and then declares that he'll kill Lo for real afterwards. [[ImStandingRightHere In front of Date.]] [[WhatAnIdiot Who's a detective.]] [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Who promptly slaps some handcuffs on Yuta and drags him to the station for interrogation about the fire he started.]] Date even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this.

This might be Kiryu's [[EndOfAnEra last outing]], but being that this is still ''Yakuza'', expect there to be plenty of laughs in this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable crazy noisy bizarre town]] of Onomichi.

* Hirose has a bunch of ski masks that he used back in the day to beat the shit out of higher ranked family member anonymously.

---> '''Kiryu:''' ''"I don’t like where this is going."''\\
'''Manager:''' ''"I found one!"''

** The ridiculous introductory spiel in which all of the above qualities and more are explained, including the character’s “charming hassaku face”.

---> ''"...well, that’s upsetting."''
** Ono Michio-kun catchphrase being "Oh No!" when he is embarrassed or bad things happen, naturally one of the first thing the kids do is kick Kiryu in the shins until he says it.
** The wrong answers Kiryu can give to the children’s innocent questions while in character, which include explaining to a girl wanting to marry him that he’s a virgin and telling them that he really likes eating sexy women.

** And yes, Ono Michio-kun can be unlocked as a unit for the Clan Creator mini-game.

* The substory "The Kabedon Prince" has Kiryu save an actor, Junta Takayama, who teaches Kiryu about the fine art of [[WallPinOfLove kabedon]] by getting a little too close for comfort. Kiryu then practices it on friend of his, Kamaishi. Not long after, the same thugs come back with reinforcements and Kiryu is back to save the day and this time he gives a kabedon of his own to the group's leader, though coming from the Dragon of Dojima, it's less romantic and more scary with enough force to crack the wall next to him, making him [[BringMyBrownPants piss himself]] before running away! Takayama admits that while he may be the Kabedon Prince, Kiryu is the Kabedon King.
--> Kiryu: "The Kabedon King... Heh. It's got a nice ring to it."

** Suzuki even comments on the sense of deja vu he's feeling as the current leader of the cult cry out for an ambulance as his brainwashed followers perform a "healing ritual" that has no actual effect.
* The realization at the very end of the Clan Creator storyline. For the better part of a decade[[note]]The mentions of JUSTIS' formation taking place after the dissolution of the "Colour Gangs" places it around the time of the original Yakuza (set in 2005)[[/note]], Kazuchika Okada and Joe had formed the JUSTIS group in order to shut down gangs and for Okada to finally get revenge on Satsuki for torturing him and permanently scarring his girlfriend. It's only after Joe and Okada accomplish what he set out to do all these years later, meeting Kiryu in the process, that they realize... '''[[EpicFail they misspelled the name.]]''' Even Kiryu, who freely admits his English is ''"nothing to write home about"'', knows that the word ends in '''I-C-E''' due to the word popping up so frequently in song lyrics. It gets even ''funnier'' when you remember ''[[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Judgement -Shinpan-]]'', a song Kiryu has an opportunity to call his favorite, has "Justice" as one of it's GratuitousEnglish lines. Kiryu's knowledge of how to spell it probably came from going Karaoke back in ''the 80s.''

---> '''[=YouTuber:=]''' ''"BOI YOU'RE THE FATHER YET, YOU'RE BEING SLAPPED 😂😂😂😂"''

-->'''Nagumo:''' ''"Still there aren't many thugs with ski masks they probably had a few guesses."''

** This however goes straight into FridgeHorror when it's revealed why Hirose actually used the ski masks to begin with, as seen in the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TearJerker/Yakuza6 Tearjerker]] page.

--> '''Date:''' ''"You got balls to be plotting a murder in front of a detective. Really?"''
* When [[BadassCrew Kiryu, Akiyama, and the Hirose family]] are approaching the Millennium Tower, they're greeted by a cocky Yakuza member with an entourage of Tojo Clan goons at the ready... until Kiryu punches him square in the face before he can even finish greeting him properly. The [[OhCrap expression]] [[BreakTheHaughty on his face]] as Kiryu is angrily approaching him is the icing on the cake.
* This little line from Kiryu after he encounters a helicopter intent on killing him during the aforementioned raid:
--> '''Kiryu:''' ''"[[VideoGame/Yakuza0 Always with]] [[VideoGame/Yakuza1 the helicopters]], what a pain in the ass..."''

* When the Jingweon storms the shrine to try and take Haruto by force, everyone works together to try and keep Haruto away from them... by passing him between each other like it's a game of Rugby or American football, all while the Jingweon men keep trying to tackle them. What's even funnier is that, barring the first time, Haruto is completely oblivious to the danger he's in. And even then, he seems to cry the first time because the commotion (yet strangely, not all the yelling earlier) woke him up. After this, there are several slow-mo shots of Haruto smiling and giggling as he flies through the air into the arms of the next free man, culminating in him laughing the moment Yuta has to catch him.

* Kiryu and Akiyama rush to Touto University Hospital after being informed that Haruka just got caught in a traffic accident. The scene switches to the hospital lobby, as Kiryu bolts through the door. Akiyama shows up only after Kiryu's already offscreen, staggering and and out of breath. To add insult to injury, a nurse stops Akiyama from entering due to his state of hygiene (he has spent several days as a homeless man in the sewers).