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** One great moment is seen in part 3 of 'The Ultimate Doom':
-->Shockwave: "You cannot get out!"
-->[Shockwave unleashes a massive blast, but blows a hole in the wall instead of Skyfire]
-->Skyfire: "I can now!"
-->Shockwave: "You cannot get out!"
-->[Shockwave unleashes a massive blast, but blows a hole in the wall instead of Skyfire]
-->Skyfire: "I can now!"
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* In ''GIJoe TheMovie'', the movie's head writer Buzz Dixon manages one ''in the commentary track'' during Duke's [[strike:death]] "coma" scene, when he quotes, verbatim, [[MontyPython John Cleese's "Dead Parrot" monologue]] in protest of [[ExecutiveMeddling Hasbro balking at Duke dying at the last minute after seeing the reaction to]] [[TransformersTheMovie Optimus Prime dying]] and demanding the script be changed via some last-minute vocal inserts.
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** "I woke up with a... Clown's hand... In my pants. That's what I did today."
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** ''Woodstock Slappy''. ALL OF IT. Just watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74 this]] and try not to laugh.
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyGMiwOGBfM A scene]] from the fictional film ''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park]] 2: Revenge of the Raptors'' (Note: This was five years before ''The Lost World'' was released).
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyGMiwOGBfM A scene]] from the fictional film ''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park]] 2: Revenge of the Raptors'' (Note: This was five three years before ''The Lost World'' was released).
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyGMiwOGBfM A scene]] from the fictional film ''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park Park]] 2: Revenge of the Raptors]]'' Raptors'' (Note: This was five years before ''The Lost World'' was released).
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** A scene from the fictional film ''[[JurassicPark Jurassic Park 2]]'' (this was five years before ''The Lost World'' was released):
--->'''Richard Attenborough''': You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!
--->'''Raptor''': ''(speaking in an English accent, holding a pipe)'' I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd-jobs under the name "Mr Pilkington." But perhaps I've said too much... ''(smokes pipe)''
--->'''Richard Attenborough''': You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!
--->'''Raptor''': ''(speaking in an English accent, holding a pipe)'' I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd-jobs under the name "Mr Pilkington." But perhaps I've said too much... ''(smokes pipe)''
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--->'''Richard Attenborough''': You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!
--->'''Raptor''': ''(speaking in an English accent, holding a pipe)'' I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd-jobs under the name "Mr Pilkington." But perhaps I've said too much... ''(smokes pipe)''
--->'''Richard Attenborough''': You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!
--->'''Raptor''': ''(speaking in an English accent, holding a pipe)'' I beg to differ. For you see, the other Raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd-jobs under the name "Mr Pilkington." But perhaps I've said too much... ''(smokes pipe)''
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'''Meatwad''': ...alright, we won't.\\
'''Carl''': Get it down -- wait, don't get it down -- ''(Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process)'' DAMN IT!
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'''Meatwad''': ...alright, okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl''': Get it down --wait, \\
'''Meatwad''': Okay.\\
'''Carl''': Wait, don't get it down -- ''(Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process)'' DAMN IT!
'''Carl''': Get it down --
'''Meatwad''': Okay.\\
'''Carl''': Wait, don't get it down -- ''(Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process)'' DAMN IT!
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** Also this exchange from the movie:
-->'''Scrooge:''' Launchpad, is this some fancy stunt you learned in flight school?\\
'''Launchpad:''' Flight school?\\
'''Scrooge:''' You mean you never took flying lessons?!\\
'''Launchpad:''' Well I took a [[IncrediblyLamePun crash course]].\\
'''Scrooge''' ''(while {{facepalm}}-ing)'': Now he tells me.
-->'''Scrooge:''' Launchpad, is this some fancy stunt you learned in flight school?\\
'''Launchpad:''' Flight school?\\
'''Scrooge:''' You mean you never took flying lessons?!\\
'''Launchpad:''' Well I took a [[IncrediblyLamePun crash course]].\\
'''Scrooge''' ''(while {{facepalm}}-ing)'': Now he tells me.
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*** The same episode a few moments later, as they both had fallen off the bridge, their respective broken possessions floating away:
--->Scotsman: *Sees Jack's hat* AHAHAHAHA!
--->Jack: *Smirks as suddenly Scotsman's bagpipes float past*
--->Scotsman: ...SHUT I'!
--->Scotsman: *Sees Jack's hat* AHAHAHAHA!
--->Jack: *Smirks as suddenly Scotsman's bagpipes float past*
--->Scotsman: ...SHUT I'!
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*** Helga does some pretty spot on impressions of her classmates, which offends them. Phoebe suggests she do something more positive, so she writes her a REALLY CORNY poem complimenting her classmates in PAINFUL PAINFUL rhyme. It's not that funny, but the music that plays while she's reading it never fails to make me laugh.
---> '''Helga:''' "Curly, now there's an original kid." * weird rimshot noise*
---> '''Helga:''' "Curly, now there's an original kid." * weird rimshot noise*
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* Hey Arnold. Helga does some pretty spot on impressions of her classmates, which offends them. Phoebe suggests she do something more positive, so she writes her a REALLY CORNY poem complimenting her classmates in PAINFUL PAINFUL rhyme. It's not that funny, but the music that plays while she's reading it never fails to make me laugh.
---> '''Helga:''' "Curly, now there's an original kid." * weird rimshot noise*
---> '''Helga:''' "Curly, now there's an original kid." * weird rimshot noise*
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** How about Roy and Wade continuously amending the ending to ''Rumpelstiltskin'' in "The Name Game"?
-->'''Roy:''' But before the [[strike:miller's daughter]] [[strike:miller's son]] duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up!\\
'''Orson:''' A hurricane!?\\
'''Roy:''' Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back.\\
'''Wade:''' Uno momento! Then, a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR.\\
'''Roy:''' But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs trained dinosaurs]]!\\
'''Orson:''' Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from?\\
'''Roy:''' Same place all those [[InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja ninjas]] came from.\\
'''Wade:''' But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron.\\
'''Roy:''' But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!
-->'''Roy:''' But before the [[strike:miller's daughter]] [[strike:miller's son]] duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up!\\
'''Orson:''' A hurricane!?\\
'''Roy:''' Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back.\\
'''Wade:''' Uno momento! Then, a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR.\\
'''Roy:''' But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs trained dinosaurs]]!\\
'''Orson:''' Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from?\\
'''Roy:''' Same place all those [[InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja ninjas]] came from.\\
'''Wade:''' But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron.\\
'''Roy:''' But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!
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* ''TheCritic'' is chock full of them.''TheCritic''
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--->'''An advertisement cutout of Jay waving a book:''' Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my boo- ''(Jeremy shoots its head)''
--->'''Jay:''' Hey!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sorry Jay, it had to be done.
--->'''Jay:''' Hey!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sorry Jay, it had to be done.
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--->'''An advertisement cutout of Jay waving a book:''' Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my boo- ''(Jeremy shoots its head)''
--->'''Jay:''' Hey!
head, which lands on Jay)''
--->'''Jeremy:'''Sorry Jay, ''(To Jay)'' Sorry, it had to be done.
--->'''Jay:''' Hey!
--->'''Jeremy:'''
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* ''TheCritic'' is chock full of them.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xslyoK9uobE Jay's student film ''L'artiste est Morte.'']]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_92ii7S8WE Duke's kaledoscope vision.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshem5ejOh8 Duke Phillips speaking his own mind about what he would do as president.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usegltieVAY Marlon Brando in ''Apocalypse WOW''.]]
** In the first season episode "Miserable":
--->'''An advertisement cutout of Jay waving a book:''' Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my boo- ''(Jeremy shoots its head)''
--->'''Jay:''' Hey!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sorry Jay, it had to be done.
--->'''Jay:''' Why? All he said was "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!" ''(Jeremy points his gun at him)'' I'll be quiet.
** In the first second season episode "Sherman, Woman and Child"
--->'''Alice''': ''(Introducing herself and Penny to Jay)'' I'm Alice Tompkins and this is my daughter Penny.
--->'''Penny''': You didn't like ''TheLionKing''! You're mean! ''(Punches Jay in the nose)''
--->'''Alice''': Penny!
--->'''Jay''': It's all right. Rex Reed did the same thing.
--->'''Penny''': I'm sorry. ''(Kisses him on the nose)''
--->'''Jay''': Aww. Rex did that too.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xslyoK9uobE Jay's student film ''L'artiste est Morte.'']]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_92ii7S8WE Duke's kaledoscope vision.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshem5ejOh8 Duke Phillips speaking his own mind about what he would do as president.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usegltieVAY Marlon Brando in ''Apocalypse WOW''.]]
** In the first season episode "Miserable":
--->'''An advertisement cutout of Jay waving a book:''' Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my boo- ''(Jeremy shoots its head)''
--->'''Jay:''' Hey!
--->'''Jeremy:''' Sorry Jay, it had to be done.
--->'''Jay:''' Why? All he said was "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!" ''(Jeremy points his gun at him)'' I'll be quiet.
** In the first second season episode "Sherman, Woman and Child"
--->'''Alice''': ''(Introducing herself and Penny to Jay)'' I'm Alice Tompkins and this is my daughter Penny.
--->'''Penny''': You didn't like ''TheLionKing''! You're mean! ''(Punches Jay in the nose)''
--->'''Alice''': Penny!
--->'''Jay''': It's all right. Rex Reed did the same thing.
--->'''Penny''': I'm sorry. ''(Kisses him on the nose)''
--->'''Jay''': Aww. Rex did that too.
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** He does COCAINE!
*** KA-KA-KA-YEAH!
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**There is of course this memorable exchange from Season 1:
-->'''Pickles''': Okay, so, uhh... number 421. You, ehh... you are part of the sector eighteen, recording studio maintainence clean team. Okay! Uhh... qui... couple questions. How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the work force? Ehh... second part: which, do you most, can't, the least? Skwisgaar?
-->'''Skwisgaar''': Yeah?
-->'''Pickles''': You write these questions?
-->'''Skwisgaar''': Yeah I did.
-->'''Pickles''': Okay, so, uhh... number 421. You, ehh... you are part of the sector eighteen, recording studio maintainence clean team. Okay! Uhh... qui... couple questions. How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the work force? Ehh... second part: which, do you most, can't, the least? Skwisgaar?
-->'''Skwisgaar''': Yeah?
-->'''Pickles''': You write these questions?
-->'''Skwisgaar''': Yeah I did.
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** Earlier on, Charles points out that adopting him was not charity:
---> '''Charles''': Well, can you send him back?
---> '''Nathan''': Hey, that's a pretty harsh thing to say but no, we can't, we already tried.
---> '''Charles''': Well, can you send him back?
---> '''Nathan''': Hey, that's a pretty harsh thing to say but no, we can't, we already tried.
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* [[TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan Stanley Chan]] just may be a crowning ''character'' of funny with his bad jokes, wisecracks, array of crazy disguises and variety of expressions. But one of his best moments would be in episode 3, where he ''randomly and willingly dresses up in a tutu'' after misunderstanding Henry's command.
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* [[TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan Stanley Chan]] just may be a crowning ''character'' of funny with his bad corny jokes, wisecracks, array of crazy disguises and variety of expressions. But one of his best moments would be in episode 3, where he ''randomly and willingly dresses up in a tutu'' after misunderstanding Henry's command.
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---> ''"I'm sorry, barmaid, you seem to have brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra-beefy boy!"
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** Hell, pretty much anything Deadpool says or does in that is hilarious. Like when he and Wolverine are running from the Hulk and he's a few feet behind them.
--> '''Deadpool:''' I think we lost him.
--> '''Deadpool:''' I think we lost him.
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* [[Funny/X-MenEvolution X-Men: Evolution]]
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* ''XMenEvolution'': [[TheStraightWillAndGrace Kurt and Kitty]] imitate [[SickeninglySweethearts Scott and Jean]], [[StylisticSuck daytime-TV style]]:
--> '''Kurt''': Jean, darling, please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love!
--> '''Kitty''': Oh, Scott, you have such a way with pastry!
*** The scene is referenced in a later episode. Kitty says "You have such a way with pastry!" while talking on the phone, probably relating the hilarious story to the person on the other end. It's a little easy to miss, but the reference is funny.
** And who could forget the last time the girls go out in ''Walk On The Wild Side''?
-->'''Rogue:''' Wish we coulda found a better place to change...
-->'''Tabitha:''' Relax; nobody'll believe that toll-booth guy!
** Lance has joined the X-Men. Kitty is sneaking a midnight snack, and phases under the table when she hears someone coming. The New Mutants go by. Seconds later, Lance sneaks after them... and sees Kitty's disembodied head on the table, on a plate, with an apple in her mouth. Lance faints.
--> '''Kurt''': Jean, darling, please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love!
--> '''Kitty''': Oh, Scott, you have such a way with pastry!
*** The scene is referenced in a later episode. Kitty says "You have such a way with pastry!" while talking on the phone, probably relating the hilarious story to the person on the other end. It's a little easy to miss, but the reference is funny.
** And who could forget the last time the girls go out in ''Walk On The Wild Side''?
-->'''Rogue:''' Wish we coulda found a better place to change...
-->'''Tabitha:''' Relax; nobody'll believe that toll-booth guy!
** Lance has joined the X-Men. Kitty is sneaking a midnight snack, and phases under the table when she hears someone coming. The New Mutants go by. Seconds later, Lance sneaks after them... and sees Kitty's disembodied head on the table, on a plate, with an apple in her mouth. Lance faints.
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* ''TheCritic'': Eleanor is depressed, so Franklin goes to [[HomeImprovement Wilson]] for advice. However, "Wilson" is just a scarecrow with a frog perched on its shoulder, so Franklin takes its advice to mean that he should convince his wife to "Rivet, rivet, rivet." Cut to Eleanor high on a construction site riveting into a girder:
---> '''Eleanor.''' Franklin, this just isn't working out.\\
'''Franklin.''' ''(With nothing under him, he is holding on to his hard hat, which is glued onto the bottom of a beam)'' Forget the rivets, darling, Krazy Glue will hold any surface together! It's Kraaaaaazy!!
** Later that episode:
---> '''Franklin.''' Oh, Wilson, my wife is happy again!\\
''("Wilson" this time has an owl perched on its shoulder)''\\
'''Wilson.''' Hoo.\\
'''Franklin.''' My wife, Eleanor.\\
'''Wilson.''' Hoo.\\
'''Franklin.''' My wife, Eleanor.\\
'''Wilson.''' Hoo.\\
'''Franklin.''' My wife, Eleanor. ''(Continues into the night...)''
** Let us not forget that the reason everyone was at the debutante ball was, as Franklin said, "To see those nitro-burning funny cars! Vroom vroom!"
** Jay's student film ''L'artiste est Morte''.
** From the episode "Miserable":
--->'''Jay book stand''': Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my boo- ''(Jeremy shoots its head)''
--->'''Jay''': Hey!
--->'''Jeremy''': Sorry Jay, it had to be done.
--->'''Jay''': Why? All he said was "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!" ''(Jeremy points his gun at him)'' I'll be quiet.
** ''Speed Reader''.
---> '''Eleanor.''' Franklin, this just isn't working out.\\
'''Franklin.''' ''(With nothing under him, he is holding on to his hard hat, which is glued onto the bottom of a beam)'' Forget the rivets, darling, Krazy Glue will hold any surface together! It's Kraaaaaazy!!
** Later that episode:
---> '''Franklin.''' Oh, Wilson, my wife is happy again!\\
''("Wilson" this time has an owl perched on its shoulder)''\\
'''Wilson.''' Hoo.\\
'''Franklin.''' My wife, Eleanor.\\
'''Wilson.''' Hoo.\\
'''Franklin.''' My wife, Eleanor.\\
'''Wilson.''' Hoo.\\
'''Franklin.''' My wife, Eleanor. ''(Continues into the night...)''
** Let us not forget that the reason everyone was at the debutante ball was, as Franklin said, "To see those nitro-burning funny cars! Vroom vroom!"
** Jay's student film ''L'artiste est Morte''.
** From the episode "Miserable":
--->'''Jay book stand''': Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my boo- ''(Jeremy shoots its head)''
--->'''Jay''': Hey!
--->'''Jeremy''': Sorry Jay, it had to be done.
--->'''Jay''': Why? All he said was "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!" ''(Jeremy points his gun at him)'' I'll be quiet.
** ''Speed Reader''.
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*** Still more Raven:
----> Raven: (about to take a bite of her burger and stops, halfway setting it down and pointing) Okay... I can't eat until that THING stops looking at me.
----> Said Thing: (turns out to be a giant steak with googly eyes and flailing bendy arms with it's tongue between it's teeth. It speaks in a high pitch voice.) It's meeeeeaaaaatastic!
----> Raven: (about to take a bite of her burger and stops, halfway setting it down and pointing) Okay... I can't eat until that THING stops looking at me.
----> Said Thing: (turns out to be a giant steak with googly eyes and flailing bendy arms with it's tongue between it's teeth. It speaks in a high pitch voice.) It's meeeeeaaaaatastic!
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** From the episode with Doc Gerbil:
---> Crazy plunger lint lady: They're doin' terrrrrible thiiiiings over theeeere. (pause) But-cha ain't gettin' MY lint!
---> Crazy plunger lint lady: They're doin' terrrrrible thiiiiings over theeeere. (pause) But-cha ain't gettin' MY lint!
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*** "I would like a cup... ''[[ThisIsSparta of... ...]] '''[[JumpScare TEA!!]]'''''