History Funny / VanHelsing

--> '''Van Helsing:''' Not to split hairs, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shattering.\\

* A drive-by hilarious quote--after Carl tests the nitroglycerin, you can hear one of the priests in the background indignantly shouting: "What in the name of Allah is '''''wrong''''' with you?!"

--> '''Van Helsing:''' Not to split hairs, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shattering.

* Aleera taunts Anna one time too many and gets a stake right through the heart. A stake which Anna was only able to catch because Aleera taunted her too long.

* A bit that comes across as funny mainly because of the MoodWhiplash after a tragic scene; Anna, in the wake of her brother's death and learning [[spoiler: Van Helsing has been bitten by Velkan while still a werewolf]] backs away...and [[FailedASpotCheck completely misses that she's standing next to an]] ''[[FailedASpotCheck extremely]]'' [[FailedASpotCheck pissed-off Aleera]], and when Anna finally realises she's not alone, she's barely turned round before the vampire knocks her out cold.

* After Van Helsing [[spoiler:has been bitten by a werewolf]] and Carl explains they have 48 hours to find a solution:

-->'''Dracula''': [[StealthHiBye SUCCESS!!!]]
-->'''Frankenstein''': ''(screams then sighs)'' Count, it's just you...

* he opens the door, Frankenstein's Monster nearly growls*\\

* RealityEnsues when Aleera taunts Anna one time too many and gets a stake right through the heart. A stake which Anna was only able to catch because Aleera taunted her too long.

--> '''Anna:''' I think if you're going to kill someone, ''kill them'' and don't stand around talking about it.

* Pretty much every scene with Dracula is this. Apparently being a vampire gives you a taste for blood and [[LargeHam the scenery.]]

'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring]]. [[GenreSavvy Everyone who says that dies]].

-->'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Feel free]]. I don't actually need ''you'' anymore, Victor.

--> '''Van Helsing:''' Not to split heresy, but it was Mr Hyde who did the shattering.

-->'''Van Helsing:''' You are taking us to Dracula.\\

''(Van Helsing slams him against a wall, hard)''\\

'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, don't be boring]]. [[GenreSavvy Everyone that says that dies]].

-->'''Van Helsing''': (''{{beat}}'')''[[SarcasmMode Thank you.]]''

* From the gag reel:
-->'''Dracula''': I give you... [[Music/VanHalen VAN HALEN]]!

* Another example from the GagReel. Hugh Jackman mentions how he'd "never trip" and then it cuts to numerous instances of him tripping and falling.

* In the one year Frankenstein flashback, Frankenstein sees the mob outside his window and suddenly Dracula stands right behind him, scaring the living bejesus outta him.

* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't NightmareFuel. Special mention goes to Hyde throwing Helsing around by the cord of his grapple gun after Helsing shoots it through his stomach.

* A good portion of the fight scene between Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde. Y'know, when it wasn't NightmareFuel.

-->'''Dracula''': [[DeadpanSnarker Feel free]]. I don't actually need ''you'' anymore.

* After hearing Dracula's EvilPlan for his creation, Dr. Frankenstein insists he'd rather kill himself than help in such a thing. Dracula, in a hilariously deadpan tone, tells the doctor to go ahead as [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness he no longer has any need of Frankenstein's services]''

* In the one year Frankenstein flashback, Frankenstein sees the mob outside his window and sudden Dracula stands right behind him, scaring the living bejesus outta him.

-->'''Frankenstein''': ''screams then sighs'' Count, it's just you!

-->'''Dracula''': [[StealthHiBye SUCCESS!!!

* Shortly after Velkan attacks the heroes, Van Helsing tracks him to the local cemetery where the local undertaker is digging a new grave because "you never know when you might need a fresh one," and then he tries to wallop Van Helsing with his shovel. When Van Helsing blocks him, he quickly apologizes in a not-too-convincing way, then is immediately killed as Van Helsing ducks out of the way of Velkan leaping at him from behind. The undertaker rolls ''perfectly'' [[Irony into one of the graves he just dug]], his shovel sticks into the ground, and his hat lands on the shovel. That's ''just'' the kind of corniness that makes this movie great!