History Funny / Tsukihime

* The normally serious and proper Akiha dressing up as a "{{Nekomata}}" (really just a CatGirl) for the final JumpScare at the cultural festival's (otherwise really quite unsettling) haunted house attraction, complete with whiskers, CatSmile, and a feline accent (as well as [[StockSoundEffects a stock meow sound effect]]). Apparently she thinks she's terrifying.

* In Ciel's route, Shiki at one point asks a fairly innocuous question about the Black Keys after having previously seen Ciel employ them in battle. As if she had been waiting for the opportunity all day, Ciel launches into a lecture about the over two thousand years long history of Black Keys, their application and how they work, dropping very abstract and technical concepts left and right, and throwing in a defense against their waning usage at the very end for good measure. [[AudienceSurrogate Shiki]] responds like anyone who just learned about the existence of supernatural forces that week can be reasonably expected to respond. The whole scene is tongue-in-cheek, with multiple Ciels superimposed on the universe as Shiki stares blankly ahead, obviously barely comprehending a single word being spoken at him.

* The entire day where Shiki was [[BalefulPolymorph turned into a cat.]]

* In the remake's Ciel route, there is a scene after Vlov's defeat where Shiki, Arcueid and Ciel meet in the park. Mutual jealousy between the heroines causes a fight to break out, which is initially played for drama as a mostly re-powered Arcueid effortlessly beats Ciel down... Until Shiki steps in front of Ciel to protect her. And then she steps in front of Shiki to protect him. And they just keep going, switching places over and over to the point they're basically dancing with one another, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent all while Arcueid slowly gets more and more annoyed]] in the background.

* How [[EldritchAbomination ORT]] got its spot as one of the Twenty-Seven. Since ORT is content to sleep until the end times, one of the Ancestors decided to [[BullyingADragon try to capture it.]] It woke up annoyed at his attack, [[CurbStompBattle crushed his army]] like smashing an alarm clock, and promptly went back to sleep. You probably never thought you’d find the behavior of a world-ending alien RealityWarper to be relatable, and yet here we are. Since nobody else has been dumb enough to poke it, they gave it the seat of the Ancestor who woke it up as a formality.

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[[folder: Ciel]]

* Nrvnqsr makes another appearance in "Teach Me Ciel-sensei", when you reach the bad end [[spoiler: where Ciel and Shiki kill other]] and takes over for Ciel with innapropriate music!

[[folder: Akiha]]

[[folder: Kohaku]]

[[folder: Manga]]

[[folder: 2003 Anime]]

[[folder: Kagetsu Tohya]]

[[folder: 2021 Remake]]

** Ciel's is equally as funny.

** Speaking of {{Erotic Dream}}s, [[spoiler:how about Arcueid's [[LuminescentBlush reaction]] (bonus points if it IS her route) of finding out Shiki saw ''her'' in his dream.]]

* Shiki walks in on Akiha getting dressed (she's only wearing her underwear). The one thing Shiki can think to say? "[[spoiler:Akiha, your chest is still as steep as a cliff side]]."

* In Bad Ends 23 and 24, Ciel-Sensei invites Professor Roa to her lecture to explain what went wrong. In 23, someone asks why Roa and SHIKI look different, which Roa and Ciel explain as Roa and SHIKI having different tastes (while also explaining he can't take over SHIKI's mind when he's already insane in some routes).

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* ''Kagetsu Tohya'' is also labeled as a "FUN DISK" for a good reason (''[[FanDisservice not]]'' [[FetishRetardant the]] [[{{Lolicon}} hscenes]])...

* In ''Kagetsu Tohya'', Shiki walks in on Akiha getting dressed (she's only wearing her underwear). The one thing Shiki can think to say? "[[spoiler:Akiha, your chest is still as steep as a cliff side]]."
* Today's lucky item...................Cliff Side Chest.

* The side game ''Kagetsu Tohya'' is also labeled as a "FUN DISK" for a good reason (''[[FanDisservice not]]'' [[FetishRetardant the]] [[{{Lolicon}} hscenes]])...
** How 'bout that time Arihiko responds to learning about Akiha (who Shiki's [[YouNeverAsked never mentioned]]) by greeting Shiki one morning with ''[[DynamicEntry a running dropkick]]''?
* Ciel's [[TheUnwantedHarem Harem Comedy]]-esque Good End, or rather, Ciel's Fourth Wall breaking commentary afterwards. Which basically boils down to "That's supposed to be the GOOD end!?" For ''[[ChickMagnet Shiki]]'', maybe...
** To be fair, though, Ciel sharing her good end is something of an atonement for being the only heroine with both two endings and a happy True End.
** Besides, Ciel is the only [[spoiler: natural reincarnation of Roa, who fell in love with Arcueid at first sight, though he didn't understand the emotion and hated it for ruining the purity of his purpose up to that point.]]

* The secret bonus scenes are packed with this, taking comedy potshots at ''everything'' in the Far Side route.
* The entire day of ''Kagetsu Tohya'' where Shiki was [[BalefulPolymorph turned into a cat.]]

* What is the most surefire way to force an almost invincible Vampire Princess to immediately comply to your whims? If you're Shiki in Melty Blood, you threaten to stop cooking for her.

* Shiki's welcome home party in Kohaku's route.

* Whatever you say about the anime, Arcueid's choice of movie for her date with Shiki: a vampire movie. Also, their reactions: Arcueid became an horror movie fan, while Shiki was so bored he nearly fell asleep.

* What is the most surefire way to force an almost invincible Vampire Princess to immediately comply to your whims? If you're Shiki in Melty Blood, you threaten to stop cooking for her.

** Speak for yourself...[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud nevermind]]

* The entire day of ''KagetsuTohya'' where Shiki was [[BalefulPolymorph turned into a cat.]]

** Speaking of {{Erotic Dream}}s, [[spoiler:how about Arcueid's [[LuminescentBlush reaction]] (bonus points if it IS her route) of finding out Shiki saw her in his dream.]]

* The entire day of ''KagetsuTohya'' where Shiki was [[BalefulPolymorph turned into a cat.]]