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* "You've got moves like Jag-- Like what, snorting cocaine? *sigh* Yes, ladies and gentlemen. You are looking at the first time in history that anyone has tried to pick up a girl by saying they can dance like [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger.]] I mean, moves like Michael, or moves like James Brown, moves likes...[[http://www.youtu.be/Q0tQPodGgeM#t=31s Jagger]]? Really? Congratulations, you can do such classic, amazing dance moves as the '[[http://www.youtu.be/G4jnaznUoQ#t=123s geriatric shoulder shimmy]]', the '[[http://www.youtu.be/SGyOaCXr8Lw#t=25s duck faced chicken flap]];, and of course the "[[http://gozie.com/video/OAYRAYB18M4B/SNL-Mick-Jagger-Reflection-In-Mirror-Sketch I'm pointin' my fingers at YOU-HOO!]]" ...I guess it's better than [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8 "moves like]] [[Music/{{Radiohead}} Thom Yorke"]] or [[http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/dance-final-final-final-5341583 "moves like]] [[SelfDeprecation Soulja Boy"]]...*cough*"

** "If you ''really'' want to impress girls, end every line with a confused yelp.", and the imitation of Derulo's yelping that follows.

* More fun with mondegreens:

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* More fun with {{Mondegreen}}s:

* More fun with {{Mondegreen}}s:

* Next, the {{mondegreen}} in the chorus.
-->'''Ne-Yo:''' ♪Tonight, Imma [[{{Mondegreen}} la la you tonight]]♪\\

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* The return of [picks up glass, takes a sip of water] BIEEEBEEER!

What's the point? No one cares when you're old. If I die old, bury me in garbage. Like, lay me down on a bed of roaches, it doesn't even matter.\\
Oh, my God, people are gonna start paying attention to all my deep thoughts, like that...wars and stuff are bad and shouldn't happen, and it's sad when puppies die, and that Heather was, like, totally a mean-girl bitch, and that Bobby was totally stupid to be dating her in the first place, but you could totally tell he's gonna leave Emily and go back to her, which is, like, totally retarded. Oh, my God, can't wait to be dead. It's gonna be awesome.

-->'''will.i.am:''' ♪I don't wanna take no pictures, I just wanna take some shots♪\\

'''Todd:''' Okay, we've already heard will.i.am and Fergie, but there are still two other guys. Well, one guy, actually. I mean, Taboo isn't even on this song at all; I'm not even sure he's still part of the band. Maybe they fired him and didn't have the guts to tell him.

*

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* Todd demonstrating how T-Pain would sample "Don't Speak", "Killing Me Softly" and "The Hippopotamus Song".
-->'''Gwen:''' ♪I know what you're thinkin'♪\\
'''Todd:''' (''as T-Pain'') ♪You know I'm thinkin about makin' love♪\\
'''Lauryn Hill:''' ♪Killing me softly with his song♪\\
'''Todd:''' ♪I'll be killing her softly in the bedroom♪\\
'''Gayla Peevey:''' ♪I want a hippopotamus for Christmas♪\\

** What's even better is that the ending song is "Die Die My Darling".

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-->What makes it better is that he did nothing but point out problems with the song in his Worst Songs list and even earlier in this video.

[[folder:Top 6 Worst Songs of 2010 (I Didn't Already Review)]]

[[folder:Top 10 Best Songs of 2010]]

[[folder:The Time (Dirty Bit)]]

[[folder:Tonight...]]

[[folder:Black and Yellow]]

[[folder:Grenade]]

[[folder:Firework/Born This Way]]

[[folder:S&M]]

[[folder:The Lazy Song]]

[[folder:E.T.]]

[[folder:Party Rock Anthem]]

[[folder:Give Me Everything]]

[[folder:Tonight, Tonight]]

[[folder:If I Die Young]]

[[folder:Moves Like Jagger]]

[[folder:Lighters]]

[[folder:Sexy and I Know It]]

[[folder:5 O'Clock]]

[[folder:Mistletoe]]

* Todd mashing up the beat with

-->'''Todd:''' Ok, you know, I have been accused in the past of being somewhat LiteralMinded. I maintain that "Telephone" isn't about anything but a telephone, I think "Milkshake" is about a woman who [[ComicallyMissingThePoint makes really good milkshakes.]] But I realize that that may be a reductive way to interpret things. So I'm gonna do my best to interpret this one a little smarter. So...\\
'''Katy Perry:''' ♪You're an alien♪\\

*

* "This is a white guy with acoustic guitar song." ({{Beat}}) "'''[[SuddenlyShouting This is a WHITE GUY WITH ACOUSTIC GUITAR SOOOOONG!]]''' Justin Bieber, Justin freaking Bieber, world's whitest of white boys, doing an acoustic guitar song! OH, thank you Bieber! Two of my least favorite things in music combined! [[SarcasmMode Looks like I got my Christmas present early!]]"

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'''Nash:''' This is what the music guy on the site listens to. The ''music'' guy.\\

[[folder:Top 10 Songs About Mediocre Romance]]
* The [[https://www.deviantart.com/thebutterfly/art/Top-10-Mediocre-Romance-262786964 title card]] has the Nostalgia Chick with a veggie plate while Todd's plate is pure meat.
* The video's cold open, complete with puppies, catfights, and Todd's "mediocre relationship" version of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful."
-->'''Todd:''' ♪You're passable, it's true\ I saw your face, it's okay\ So I figure that you'll do til I find somebody new♪\\
'''Nostalgia Chick''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're so talented!]]
** A call back to Nostalgia Chick's [[Disney/{{Pocahontas}} first video review]]:
--->'''Chick''': I have a puppy!
** The Nostalgia Chick continues to not get that Lupa has no interest in Todd.
--->'''Chick''': [[Music/NickiMinaj Yes, you get slapped if you lookin' ho!]]\\
'''Lupa''': *FacePalm*
* The song used in the countdown, which is Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "Good Enough For Now."
** The truly brilliant part for me was the particular clip used meant that after each section, which all seemed to end with a fairly firm declaration on Todd's part, the next thing we hear is the cheery singing, "Well, not really."
* A quick rundown of just how often Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews sings about love:
-->'''Todd:''' Do you believe in love?\\
(''"Do You Believe In Love" plays'')\\
'''Todd:''' Huey Lewis believes in love.\\
(''"Doing It All for My Baby" plays'')\\
'''Todd:''' He believes in the power of love.\\
(''"The Power of Love" plays'')\\
'''Todd:''' He believes in love so much, he can be charming and lovestruck even in boring love affairs.\\
'''Huey Lewis:''' (''from the music video for "Stuck With You"'') I, uh, don't suppose you want to take a ride on my yacht?\\
'''Todd:''' Oh, Huey Lewis, I'd go anywhere with you.
* Todd's reaction to Music/BillyJoel's 'She's Always A Woman' being nothing but one long DamnedByFaintPraise moment:
-->'''Todd:''' You gotta admit, the way Billy sings about her, she seems like a real bitch. It's just such a bitter, miserable song. Then he wipes it all away because, quote, "she's always a woman to me."\\
'''Billy Joel:''' ♪She steals like a thief\ But she's always a woman to me♪\\
'''Todd:''' That is a vague statement of praise, at best. I've found that most women are always a woman. Honestly, if she ''wasn't'' always a woman to you, I'd be more impressed.
* Todd trying to keep up with "The End Of The World As We Know It" ([[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein Uhh uhm... Bernstein! ...Leonard Bernstein!]])
* Todd's suppositions about the person described in Music/PearlJam's 'Better Man':
-->It's not clear what this man is doing out at 4 o'clock in the morning... Drinking? Cheating? [[TakeThat Being a member of]] Music/{{Creed}}?
* "Yeah, the eagle flies with the dove, and I'm guessing not to eat it. No, [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction he's gonna have sex with that dove]] because he can't find any other eagles! Don't judge him! Stephen Stills told him to do it!"
-->'''Todd:''' Now depending on your interpretation, this could be a song about either settling for less, or it could also be about cheating on your girl while she's out of town. Either way, Stephen Stills gives out some terrible advice.\\
'''Nostalgia Chick:''' Maybe it's about not wasting your time with some tramp who's not available and learning to be happy with the awesome, wonderful, clever girl who's right in front of you!\\
'''Todd:''' [oblivious to the meaning] Yeah, I know! Isn't that horrible?\\
'''Nostalgia Chick:''' *DeathGlare*
* Todd's admission that he will never, ever stop confusing the Amazing Rhythm Aces with the Atlanta Rhythm Section.
* TheReveal of the number 1 song: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEEP. BLUE. SOMETHING.]]
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[[folder:Top 5 Most Awful Moments in Rattle and Hum]]
* "Get over yourselves, Music/{{U2}}! Spoilers: U2 are not going to get over themselves."
* At one point in the movie, U2 go to Graceland, where drummer Larry Mullen explains why he loves [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]] movies:
-->'''Todd:''' Seriously? You related to Elvis movies? Ok, no disrespect for Elvis Presley, but out of his entire career, the thing that you bring up is Elvis's ''movies''? Really? For those of you who never had the pleasure of finding out what an Elvis movie is like, here's a quick sample from the movie ''Film/BlueHawaii'', in which Elvis, playing Elvis, sings "Ito Eats."\\
'''Elvis:''' ♪He eat everything, he don't care what/He even eat the shell from the coconut/Eat, Ito eat all the night and the day♪\\
'''Todd:''' In case you were wondering, yes, you are in fact watching the King of Rock and Roll humiliate a fat Polynesian in song.
* "U2 never embarrassed themselves that much after this movie." [[DescriptionCut Cue< "Discothéque", with them dressed as the]] Music/VillagePeople.
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