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* Miko's reaction when Haley tells off Roy for judging her.
-->'''Haley:''' "News flash, Roy: every quest we've done has been all about YOU. 'I want to beat Xykon, I want the starmetal, I want to bump uglies with the paladin.'"
-->'''Miko:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint "The proper term is 'smite evil',]] [[ChasteHero not 'bump uglies'."]]

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* Miko's rant on how the Order may have killed a Good-aligned dragon.
-->'''Miko:''' "Without proper training, it is nigh impossible to tell the good dragons from the evil ones. In your ignorance, you may have slain a powerful force for Good in this world! What proof do you have that you did not vanquish a stalwart defender of the weak in your mad lust for treasure?"
-->'''Roy:''' "Umm...its scales weren't all shiny?"
-->'''Miko:''' "Ah. Then its destruction was just and necessary."

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* Tarquin knew the entire time that there was a drow spy in his court disguised as a high elf, but didn't realize he [[spoiler:worked for Nale]]. He assumed the dark elf hierarchy was scouting him for an alliance...so he sent them fruit baskets. Just the idea of the drow reaction to a bunch of random fruit baskets showing up on their doorstep is hilarious.

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* The Mental Projection spell having a strict 25-word limit.
-->'''Roy''': Holy crap, [[EvilTwin Nale!]]
-->'''Nale''': Long time no see.
-->'''Roy''': Damn, he's just some sort of mental projection into my brain!
-->'''Nale''': As you can no doubt tell, I am mentally projecting these words into your brain. So just sit there--
-->'''Roy''': ''[[BeatPanel [beat]]]''
-->'''Roy''': ...hello?
-->'''Nale''': Ah, sorry. I forgot the spell has a limit of 25 words per spell casting. Never mind, where was I? Oh right, I was saying--
-->'''Roy''': ''[[BeatPanel [beat]]]''
-->'''Nale''': Sorry, ran out of words again. Anyway, I was contacting you so that we might find a way, as fellow strategists, to come to an--
-->'''Roy''': ''*[[FacePalm facepalm]]*''
-->'''Nale''': --DAMN STUPID SPELL! I mean, who can get anything really meaningful said in 25 frickin' words?! I'm going to find whoever designed this spell and--

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'''Xykon:''' ''(Wide-eyed)'' ...\\

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'''Xykon:''' ~~''(Wide-eyed)'' ...~~''(wide-eyed)'' ...\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html This whole page]], but especially when Xykon ask Redcloak to cast Speak with Dead.

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* This whole of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html ~~This whole page]],~~ "Dead Men Tell Tales"]], but especially when Xykon ask Redcloak to cast Speak with Dead.

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'''Devil Roach:''' He shoots, he scores!\\

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~~'''Devil Roach:'''~~ '''Demon-Roach:''' He shoots, he scores!\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0173.html "Your horse, sir or madam.]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0173.html "Your horse, sir or madam.]]"]]

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* Most of Belkar's stuff on [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html this page]], but the wights in the second panel deserve a mention:

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* Most of Belkar's stuff on [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html ~~this page]],~~ "A Momentary Experience"]], but the wights in the second panel deserve a mention:

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0588.html Sit on me head.]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0588.html ~~Sit~~ "Sit on me head.]]"]]

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'''Ian:''' Oh, I see. [''sotto voce, to Haley''] Good work, Kitten. Always let the stuffed shirts think they're in charge. This way, you can subtly manipulate them into doing what you need without them realizing that you arranged it all from the shadows.\\

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'''Ian:''' Oh, I see. ~~[''sotto~~ ''(sotto voce, to ~~Haley'']~~ Haley)'' Good work, Kitten. Always let the stuffed shirts think they're in charge. This way, you can subtly manipulate them into doing what you need without them realizing that you arranged it all from the shadows.\\

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'''Ian:''' [''sotto voce, to Haley''] Wow. You've gotten good at this.

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'''Ian:''' ~~[''sotto~~ ''(sotto voce, to ~~Haley'']~~ Haley)'' Wow. You've gotten good at this.

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** After a few comics building up the gladiatorial champion of the Empire of Blood, we finally get to see who it is. It's the {{Music/Queen}} reference that really sells it.

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** After a few comics building up the gladiatorial champion of the Empire of Blood, we finally get to see who it is. It's the ~~{{Music/Queen}}~~ Music/{{Queen}} reference that really sells it.

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* ~~Elan: "[[http://www.~~[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0801.html "Bound to Happen"]]:
-->'''Elan:''' Wow, this whole "identical twin" thing has never worked out in my favor ~~before!]]"~~ before!]]
** Look closely at the next-to-last panel: He's handing her a sword. Go Elan!

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--> '''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out here?
--> '''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan took Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.
--> '''Belkar :''' (''slightly freaked out'') Who said that?
--> '''Roy:''' That bird. I think it's the one who's been on V's shoulder these past two weeks.
--> '''Belkar:''' It can talk?
--> '''Roy:''' No probably not. I think it's some sort of magical message that was triggered when I asked were V was, like a Magic Mouth spell. Those were V's words, just coming out of the bird's beak.
--> '''Blackwing:''' You are both ignorant cretins.
--> '''Roy:''' See?
--> '''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess you're right.

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~~--> '''Roy:'''~~ -->'''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out here?
--> here?\\
'''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan took Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.
--> '''Belkar :''' (''slightly Durkon.\\
'''Belkar:''' ''(slightly freaked ~~out'')~~ out)'' Who said that?
--> that?\\
'''Roy:''' That bird. I think it's the one who's been on V's shoulder these past two weeks.
--> weeks.\\
'''Belkar:''' It can talk?
--> talk?\\
'''Roy:''' No No, probably not. I think it's some sort of magical message that was triggered when I asked were V was, like a Magic Mouth spell. Those were V's words, just coming out of the bird's beak.
--> beak.\\
'''Blackwing:''' You are both ignorant cretins.
--> cretins.\\
'''Roy:''' See?
--> See?\\
'''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess you're right.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0862.html "WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN MANSION WHORES? GEEZ, YOUR OLD LADY'S BEEN GONE FOR ONLY 18 SECONDS! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL AFTER THE BATTLE."]]
** "ELAN IS IT COOL IF I KILL YOUR BROTHER WHAT CANT HEAR YOUR ANSWER SORRY!"

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0862.html "Pop Goes Pop"]]:
** "WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN MANSION WHORES? GEEZ, YOUR OLD LADY'S BEEN GONE FOR ONLY 18 SECONDS! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL AFTER THE BATTLE.~~"]]~~
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** ~~"ELAN~~ "ELAN, IS IT COOL IF I KILL YOUR BROTHER WHAT ~~CANT~~ CAN'T HEAR YOUR ANSWER SORRY!"

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* The medication Tarquin calls "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0863.html cleric-in-a-can]]".

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* ~~The medication Tarquin calls "[[http://www.~~[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0863.html ~~cleric-in-a-can]]".~~"Looking for Regroup"]]:
** The medication Tarquin calls "cleric-in-a-can".

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* Elan ''insisting'' on turning [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0864.html the latest strip]] into a RecapEpisode [[BreakingTheFourthWall because of]] the three-month delay caused by [[RealLifeWritesThePlot the Giant's hand injury]], only to ultimately lose track of what he was saying and going into a story about a thumb knight fighting glass (basically the cause of said injury).

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* ~~Elan ''insisting'' on turning~~ [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0864.html "Bet It Would Get Funded on Kickstarter"]]:
** Elan ''insisting'' on turning the ~~latest strip]]~~ strip into a RecapEpisode [[BreakingTheFourthWall because of]] the three-month delay caused by [[RealLifeWritesThePlot the Giant's hand injury]], only to ultimately lose track of what he was saying and going into a story about a thumb knight fighting glass (basically the cause of said injury).

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* ~~Belkar's~~ [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0869.html ~~encounter]]~~ "Lesson Fail"]]:
** Belkar's encounter with Malack starts with him surprised that he ran into him instead of Vaarsuvius.
~~-->'''Belkar''':~~ -->'''Belkar:''' What ~~the-?~~ the--? You're not an elf at all!
-->'''Malack''': all!\\
'''Malack:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Nor have I ever been mistaken for one.]]

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* During [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0871.html Durkon's confrontation with Malack]], he expresses shock over the reveal that Malack [[spoiler: is a vampire]], leading to this little exchange.
-->'''Malack''': Frankly, I assumed my lack of body heat would have given it away before this point.
-->'''Durkon''': I just thought yer cold 'cause reptiles're coldblooded.
-->'''Malack''': Actually, when active, exothermic organisms like reptiles have comparable body temperatures to-
-->'''Durkon''': I DINNAE WANT A SCIENCE LESSON RIGHT NOW!!!

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* During [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0871.html Durkon's confrontation with Malack]], he expresses shock over the reveal that Malack ~~[[spoiler: is~~ [[spoiler:is a vampire]], leading to this little exchange.
~~-->'''Malack''':~~ -->'''Malack:''' Frankly, I assumed my lack of body heat would have given it away before this point.
-->'''Durkon''': point.\\
'''Durkon:''' I just thought yer cold 'cause reptiles're coldblooded.
-->'''Malack''': coldblooded.\\
'''Malack:''' Actually, when active, exothermic organisms like reptiles have comparable body temperatures to-
-->'''Durkon''': to--\\
'''Durkon:''' I DINNAE WANT A SCIENCE LESSON RIGHT NOW!!!

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0064.html I've been suppressing the urge to beat the crap out of someone who looks EXACTLY like you for a long, long time.]]

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* Belkar's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0869.html encounter]] with Malack starts with him surprised that he ran into him instead of Vaarsuvius.
-->'''Belkar''': What the-? You're not an elf at all!
-->'''Malack''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nor have I ever been mistaken for one.]]
** This is followed by Belkar trying to kill Malack... and getting completely [[CurbStompBattle curbstomped]].
* During [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0871.html Durkon's confrontation with Malack]], he expresses shock over the reveal that Malack [[spoiler: is a vampire]], leading to this little exchange.
-->'''Malack''': Frankly, I assumed my lack of body heat would have given it away before this point.
-->'''Durkon''': I just thought yer cold 'cause reptiles're coldblooded.
-->'''Malack''': Actually, when active, exothermic organisms like reptiles have comparable body temperatures to-
-->'''Durkon''': I DINNAE WANT A SCIENCE LESSON RIGHT NOW!!!

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* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a Kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
--> '''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]

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* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel ''On the Origin !!!''Start of [=PCs=]''. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a Kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
--> '''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]
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!!!''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''
* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a Kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
--> '''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]

!!!''The Order of the Stick''

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** Tarquin's non-sequiter about why he knows Drow sign language.

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** Tarquin's ~~non-sequiter~~ non sequitur about why he knows Drow sign language.

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* The billboard for the town that was built by the orange kobold Oracle: "Lickmyorangeballshalfling".

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* The ~~billboard~~ [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0568.html billboard]] for the town that was built by the orange kobold Oracle: ~~"Lickmyorangeballshalfling".~~"Lickmyorangeballshalfling".
-->No, seriously, give 'em a good once-over!

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* Shortly after, when [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0773.html Haley tells Roy to bust her father out when he escapes.]]
-->'''Roy:''' ...OK. Yeah, OK, I'll do it. You're his daughter. I guess at his age, you have a right to determine where he lives for his own good. It's sort of like putting him in a nursing home, only you're taking him AWAY from the abusive staff and daily loss of human dignity.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0769.html When Haley introduces her father to Roy,]] and [[EntertaininglyWrong Ian Starshine deduces what is happening.]]
-->'''Roy:''' Actually, your daughter works for me, Mr. Starshine, not the other way around. I'm the leader of the Order of the Stick.\\
'''Ian:''' Oh, I see. [''sotto voce, to Haley''] Good work, Kitten. Always let the stuffed shirts think they're in charge. This way, you can subtly manipulate them into doing what you need without them realizing that you arranged it all from the shadows.\\
'''Haley:''' No, Dad--\\
'''Roy:''' And for that matter, we didn't come here to rescue you. We're here in this region on a totally unrelated mission. It's just sheer coincidence that we happened to get thrown in the same cell block as you.\\
'''Ian:''' [''sotto voce, to Haley''] Wow. You've gotten good at this.

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* "A word of advice: If you're going to do business with criminals, don't pick a nickname based on any body part you can't afford to lose. *sigh* I shoulda listened to Appendix Steve when he tried to warn me."

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'''Devil Roach:''' He shoots, he scores!

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'''Devil Roach:''' He shoots, he ~~scores!~~scores!\\

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'''Devil Roach:''' He shoots, he scores!

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** "ELAN IS IT COOL IF I KILL YOUR BROTHER WHAT CANT HEAR YOUR ANSWER SORRY!"
** Tarquin's non-sequiter about why he knows Drow sign language.

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* The medication Tarquin calls "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0863.html cleric-in-a-can]]".
** Also, Roy trying to explain why he didn't let Elan join in the fight.

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0588.html The reason Argent has a silvered bite.]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0862.html "WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN MANSION WHORES? GEEZ, YOUR OLD LADY'S BEEN GONE FOR ONLY 18 SECONDS! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS UNTIL AFTER THE BATTLE."]]

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-->'''Hinjo:''' ...[[FlatWhat what?]]\\

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-->'''Hinjo:''' ...[[FlatWhat ~~what?]]\\~~What?]]\\

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--> '''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out here ?

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--> '''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out ~~here ?~~here?

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--> '''Belkar (slightly freaked out):''' Who said that ?

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--> '''Belkar ~~(slightly~~ :''' (''slightly freaked ~~out):'''~~ out'') Who said ~~that ?~~that?

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--> '''Belkar:''' It can talk ?

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--> '''Belkar:''' It can ~~talk ?~~talk?

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--> '''Roy:''' See ?
--> '''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess your'e right.

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--> '''Roy:''' ~~See ?~~
See?
--> '''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess ~~your'e~~ you're right.

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-->'''Roy:''' So, let's see... divinations aren't working and flight is being blocked by the wind, which we can't fix in any way. do any of you have any magic that will actually HELP us find Girard ''at all?''\\

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-->'''Roy:''' So, let's see... divinations aren't working and flight is being blocked by the wind, which we can't fix in any way. do Do any of you have any magic that will actually HELP us find Girard ''at all?''\\

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* "[[CombatTentacles Evan's Spiked Tentacles]] [[NaughtyTentacles of Forced Intrusion!]]"

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* "[[CombatTentacles Evan's Spiked Tentacles]] ~~[[NaughtyTentacles~~ [[{{Squick}} of Forced Intrusion!]]"

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:: Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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:: ** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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--> '''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan to Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.

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--> '''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan to took Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.

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-->'''Roy:''' Where in Windy canyon is Girard's gate?\\

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-->'''Roy:''' Where in Windy ~~canyon~~ Canyon is Girard's ~~gate?\\~~Gate?\\

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*[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0860.html "It's not a bug, it's a feature."]]

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* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a Kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
-->'''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]

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* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a Kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
~~-->'''Durkon:'''~~ --> '''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]

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-->'''Xykon:''' Ding dong, the wizard's dead! We'll have to be careful disabling his magical toys in the castle, but I think we can--\\

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-->'''Xykon:''' Ding dong, the wizard's dead! We'll have to be careful disabling his magical toys in the castle, but I think we can--\\

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** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]

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** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0004.html "Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the stupid ogre!"]]
* An early example, but hilarious, Durkon's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0016.html repeated use]] of "turn undead". RuleOfThree is definitely in play as he keeps blinding Roy and V.
* "[[CombatTentacles Evan's Spiked Tentacles]] [[NaughtyTentacles of Forced Intrusion!]]"
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html "Wait, what?"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0028.html "Elan's blade."]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0070.html "Totally worth it."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html "What would Thor do?"]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0070.html "Totally worth it."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html "What would Thor do?"]]

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-->'''Elan:''' I GOT A FOUR!!!
* The appearance of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html Fruit Pie the Sorcerer]] made This Troper go "WTH!?"

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-->'''Elan:''' I GOT A FOUR!!!
* The appearance of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html Fruit Pie the Sorcerer]] made This Troper go "WTH!?"

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-->'''Redcloak:''' Um, OK, hello, sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather--\\

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-->'''Redcloak:''' Um, OK, hello, sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather--\\

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-->'''Xykon:''' One for all and all for one, right?\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0173.html "Your horse, sir or madam.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0177.html "My vengeance shall be prolonged, diminutive cretin."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0183.html "Vomit. Now. ...And aim for the halfling."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html "Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html "I think I just had an evilgasm."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html "Attack of Opportunity! Attack of Opportunity!"]]

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-->'''Elan:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0246.html The King of where?]]\\

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-->'''Elan:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0246.html The King of where?]]\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0227.html "By the Twelve Gods and in the name of Lord Shojo, I demand to know: Who removed the tag from this mattress?!?"]]
* The entire sequence of events that follows Roy donning a Belt of [[GenderBender Masculinity/Femininity]], particularly Haley's digs in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0236.html "Mean Girl"]], and the following [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0237.html "Growing Some"]]. She [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0240.html doesn't let up]] until she comes down with stress-induced aphasia.

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-->'''Shadowdancer:''' Screw this! I'm not getting rubbed out by magic-wielding hookers!\\
'''"Kaboom" Redaxe:''' Must be some obscure prestige class...

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-->'''Shadowdancer:''' Screw this! I'm not getting rubbed out by magic-wielding hookers!\\
'''"Kaboom" Redaxe:''' Must be some obscure prestige class...

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-->'''Sabine:''' I'll start near the {{Hentai}} bookstore and work my way out.

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-->'''Sabine:''' I'll start near the {{Hentai}} bookstore and work my way out.

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-->'''Roy:''' Shojo has a gaze attack that causes encephalitis!

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-->'''Roy:''' Shojo has a gaze attack that causes encephalitis!

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html "A Grand Experiment"]]:
** The names on Belkar's "Hate/Lust" list.
** "Wild Empathy Check! WILD EMPATHY CHECK!!!"

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html "A Grand Experiment"]]:
** The names on Belkar's "Hate/Lust" list.
** "Wild Empathy Check! WILD EMPATHY CHECK!!!"

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html "Getting paid to kill things: Cornerstone of the world economy."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0367.html "Innocent Man"]]:
** Thog attempts to explain the situation to the jailer. [[spoiler:After he gives that unbearably awesome homophones speech, he [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome crowns]] it with "What is offal?"]] Just hair-pullingly brilliant. "Oh my god!" you say, pulling your hair. "That's brilliant!"
** The jailer refers to Thog as human offal at the start of that strip. Thog replies, "thog only HALF-human offal."

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-->'''Elan:''' Can anyone hear me?!\\

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-->'''Elan:''' Can anyone hear me?!\\

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-->"No-one asked you, Haley's Latent Bisexuality."
* "While singing the complete score to 'Meet Me in St. Louis'." Okay, maybe just for the musical-theatre geeks. The best part? According to the limitations of the Charm Person spell, singing showtunes while killing people is something that's ''perfectly compatible'' with Belkar's nature.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0386.html "Not How She Pictured It, Certainly"]]:

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** "NALE!!!!" "NALE!!!!" "'''nale!!!!'''" (His expression at the third is priceless.)
-->'''Nale:''' Okay, the first two I should have seen coming. The leprechaun suit? Not so much.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html "The Cliffport Redemption"]]:
** The penultimate "prison break", especially the last lines:
-->'''Thog: thog wonders how thog will cope with life outside jailhouse walls. prison changed thog.'''\\

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** The "[[YouDontWantToCatchThis Vaporising Flu]]" in the same comic; [[BlatantLies only contagious if you stand around in places where a previous victim has died and ask questions]]. Work that Bluff score, Elan.
* After they break out of jail, Elan and Thog are forced to [[EnemyMine work together]]. NoodleImplements, ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', leprechaun suits and {{hilarity ensue|s}}. Trust us, {{it makes sense in context}}.... Okay, we wouldn't use the word "sense".

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0414.html "YAHTZEE!"]] I don't know why; maybe it's the timing, maybe it was just the culmination of the many, many Crowning Moments of Funny in the ArchiveBinge. But when I read that one word, it was just too much. I literally collapsed in laughter and was unable to get up for several minutes. It was that funny.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html "This is your junk." And then everything afterward.]]
-->'''Belkar:''' I sense a great disturbance... as if a thousand double entendres cried out, and were suddenly silenced...
* Belkar and the two devils on his shoulder; "the angel... doesn't work here anymore". Then the scene cuts to an angel in a straitjacket crying (paraphrased slightly): "[halflings are] supposed to be jolly, but he just kept stabbing them... WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY?!"

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html "Evil adventuring party." "It happens. C'mon, I'll take you fishing."]] The most hilarious part is how blasé everyone is about killing an adventuring party in the living room.

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-->'''Wight 1:''' Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple??\\

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-->'''Wight 1:''' Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple??\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0524.html "Yeah... kick that string's ass, Mr. Scruffy."]]
* "Supreme Leader, I have that [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] you requested."
-->'''Redcloak:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0546.html Just hang it anywhere.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0549.html "Hello? Mommy?"]]
* The billboard for the town that was built by the orange kobold Oracle: "Lickmyorangeballshalfling".

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-->'''Elan:''' Oh man, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Durkon is right!]] [[BrickJoke The trees ARE after us!]]\\

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-->'''Elan:''' Oh man, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Durkon is right!]] [[BrickJoke The trees ARE after us!]]\\

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-->'''Kazumi:''' Oh yeah? Did you go through six months of hemorrhoids to get them? Turn around and I'll show you exactly what that feels like.

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-->'''Kazumi:''' Oh yeah? Did you go through six months of hemorrhoids to get them? Turn around and I'll show you exactly what that feels like.

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-->'''Kazumi:''' Who cares how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!

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-->'''Kazumi:''' Who cares how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!

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-->'''Hinjo:''' ...[[FlatWhat what?]]\\

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-->'''Hinjo:''' ...[[FlatWhat what?]]\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0615.html "My mouth feels like a cool mountain spring!" "My last breath... is also my mintiest...."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0618.html "Let's not be hasty"]]. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0624.html "This Happens to Telemarketers All the Time"]], Vaarsuvius shows us his/her various takes on the classic ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' "Bigby's Hand" spells, culminating in Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit.

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* Haley acquires the necessary diamond to [[spoiler:resurrect Roy by stealing it [[NoFourthWall from the cast page]]]]. After that, the [[spoiler:cast page is revised so that Haley is now holding a card saying "I.O.Me One big-ass diamond" instead]].

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0682.html "I'll nay let ye corrupt this fine town, ye date-bearing bitch!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0698.html "Stopping for Direction"]]:
-->'''Belkar:''' Fine, but don't say I don't ever make sacrifices for the team.\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0706.html "Dancing Knights!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0714.html "This Whole Time, He'd Thought of It as the Snack That Got Away"]]:
** '''"Puns are for girls."'''

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-->'''Gannji:''' Get your blue ass up.\\

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-->'''Gannji:''' Get your blue ass up.\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html "Heredity is a cruel mistress."]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html "Heredity is a cruel mistress."]]

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* And now there're two, back-to-back: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html "Because I'm holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!"]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0725.html I wonder what Nale inherited from his mother?]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html "YOU DID!"]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html "YOU DID!"]]

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-->'''Tarquin:''' Since Roy's father is dead, I've decided to legally adopt him! Now you're for-real brothers!\\

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-->'''Tarquin:''' Since Roy's father is dead, I've decided to legally adopt him! Now you're for-real brothers!\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html "Caress, caress, caress, caress my lithe supple body!"]]

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html "Caress, caress, caress, caress my lithe supple body!"]]

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-->'''Empress:''' I am here! I am your ruler! Look at me! I am cool, but I am also very warm! Woooo!\\

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-->'''Empress:''' I am here! I am your ruler! Look at me! I am cool, but I am also very warm! Woooo!\\

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* There's a certain sadistic hilarity to Tarquin's irritation when his plan to impress Elan goes wrong. Said plan involved Elan's name being set up in gigantic flaming letters on the mountainside, which does impress Elan until Tarquin [[MoralEventHorizon reveals that the letters are made of escaped slaves being burned at the stake]]. While Elan continues to stare in horror, Tarquin grumbles to himself, "Crap, the three prisoners at the bottom of the E burned out early. Now it looks like I just [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flan really like custard]]."

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* The ''glorious'' hurricane of GenreSavvy, DangerouslyGenreSavvy, and {{Shout Out}}s in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html "Plotting Something"]].
-->'''Tarquin:''' But the way these things go, you'll probably end up losing a [[Franchise/StarWars hand or eye or something]].\\

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* As it turns out, "preparation" is [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0766.html a virtue in the Empire of Blood's guard staff]].

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* As it turns out, "preparation" is [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0766.html a virtue in the Empire of Blood's guard staff]].

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-->'''Haley:''' You don't hear or see us.\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0771.html "Okay, yes, but it was consensual every time."]]
-->'''Geoff:''' Make peace with your god.\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0771.html "Okay, yes, but it was consensual every time."]]
-->'''Geoff:''' Make peace with your god.\\

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-->'''Elan:''' Hold on, are we even sure we HAVE thumbs?!

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-->'''Elan:''' Hold on, are we even sure we HAVE thumbs?!

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0787.html "No Time for Losers"]]:

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0787.html "No Time for Losers"]]:

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-->'''[[spoiler:Thog: thog]] says, "fudge the police!"'''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0789.html "Also, His Popularity Has Waned"]]:

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-->'''[[spoiler:Thog: thog]] says, "fudge the police!"'''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0789.html "Also, His Popularity Has Waned"]]:

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-->'''Elan:''' Uh, Dad? Haley and I need to go... uh... [[BlatantLies have sex]].\\

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-->'''Elan:''' Uh, Dad? Haley and I need to go... uh... [[BlatantLies have sex]].\\

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** [[ParodyRetcon "Parody is protected speech."]]
* Elan effectively ''weaponizes'' his ContractualGenreBlindness. Elan expresses surprise that Nale is alive. Nale points out that [[NeverFoundTheBody a villain "dying" off-panel]] means they're certain to come back. Elan replies that of course [[GenreSavvy he knows that]], but the trope requires [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat the hero to believe the villain is dead]] for it to work:
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-->'''V:''' I may be in error, but I believe the appropriate proclamation is, "Sneak Attack, bitch."\\\

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-->'''V:''' I may be in error, but I believe the appropriate proclamation is, "Sneak Attack, bitch."\\\

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* Elan: "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0801.html Wow, this whole "identical twin" thing has never worked out in my favor before!]]" Look closely at the next-to-last panel: He's handing her a sword. Go Elan!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0806.html "Holy Enunciation"]]:
** Durkon, noticing Elan being dropped a considerable height by Sabine, prepares to cast "Cleric's Feather Fall", more commonly known as "Heal".

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0809.html "Except Maybe the Undead"]]
--> '''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out here ?
--> '''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan to Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.
--> '''Belkar (slightly freaked out):''' Who said that ?
--> '''Roy:''' That bird. I think it's the one who's been on V's shoulder these past two weeks.
--> '''Belkar:''' It can talk ?
--> '''Roy:''' No probably not. I think it's some sort of magical message that was triggered when I asked were V was, like a Magic Mouth spell. Those were V's words, just coming out of the bird's beak.
--> '''Blackwing:''' You are both ignorant cretins.
--> '''Roy:''' See ?
--> '''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess your'e right.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0819.html Three ingredients]]: One DangerouslyGenreSavvy dictator, one egotistical, invisible idiot, and a Ring of True Seeing, and you have the recipe for a pointed "Gotcha" glare and a massive and hilarious OhCrap.

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-->'''Nale:''' Sure. ''You're'' the one who taught me that bards are ''underpowered.''\\

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-->'''Nale:''' Sure. ''You're'' the one who taught me that bards are ''underpowered.''\\

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* At the end of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0821.html "Raiders of the Lost Plot Arc"]], Tarquin makes a dramatic statement.
-->'''Tarquin:''' ...Well?\\
'''Nale:''' I'm not saying, "Dunh dunh DUNH!" for you.\\

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-->'''[[BeleagueredBureaucrat Chancellor Kilkil:]]''' ...Why are you all looking at me like that?
* In an example of BlackComedy, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0825.html Redcloak hires some "interior decorators" for the resistance base]]:
-->'''Redcloak:''' By which I mean they'll mostly be decorating with your interiors.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0832.html "Loose Ends"]]:

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-->'''Xykon:''' Hmmm, don't think this change of heart means I'm letting you grow your eye back.\\

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-->'''Xykon:''' Hmmm, don't think this change of heart means I'm letting you grow your eye back.\\

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0838.html "Either Way, Really"]]:

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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0838.html "Either Way, Really"]]:

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-->'''Roy:''' Where in Windy canyon is Girard's gate?\\

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-->'''[[spoiler:Tarquin]]:''' Totally worth wearing a mask under my helmet for two days.

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-->'''[[spoiler:Tarquin]]:''' Totally worth wearing a mask under my helmet for two days.

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* The "well-oiled machine"-scene from the prequel ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]''. [[DisasterDominoes Due to prepared actions, Belkar charges a Kobold, and misses; Haley's prepared action is to shoot the first thing that charges, so she shoots Belkar; Elan's prepared action is]] [[EpicFail to flank attack the first wounded creature, and so attacks Belkar; and V's prepared action is to cast Lightning Bolt against the first four creatures lined up towards him or her...]]
-->'''Durkon:''' [[RapidFireComedy On tha plus side, I think tha other kobolds died from laughter.]]

* ''Start of Darkness'' may be DarkerAndEdgier than the rest of the series, but the funny moments stand out because they're in line with the more serious parts. Such as Xykon after he beats Dorukan...
-->'''Xykon:''' Ding dong, the wizard's dead! We'll have to be careful disabling his magical toys in the castle, but I think we can--\\
''(Xykon comes upon the [=MitD=], a sombrero on its box, a taco in hand/claw/whatever)''\\
'''Xykon:''' ''(Wide-eyed)'' ...\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' Fiesta?\\
'''Xykon:''' Ooooookay.

* The Monster in the Darkness ''IS'' crowning moment incarnate. From his very first appearance, when he's at least ''trying'' to be the beast of untold horror Xykon wants him to be, he proves to be an endless source of comic gold. Gold such as...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html "Gate? What gate?"]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0103.html His attempt at an opening phrase]].
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html His pink kitty umbrella]] Which he's not fond of, y'know...
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html His bravery in the description of danger...]]
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html Why he's]] TooKinkyToTorture.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0374.html How he plays Who Can Hit The Lightest]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html his respect for the mail]].

* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0004.html "Bluff, Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the stupid ogre!"]]
* An early example, but hilarious, Durkon's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0016.html repeated use]] of "turn undead". RuleOfThree is definitely in play as he keeps blinding Roy and V.
* "[[CombatTentacles Evan's Spiked Tentacles]] [[NaughtyTentacles of Forced Intrusion!]]"
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html "Wait, what?"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0028.html "Elan's blade."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0034.html Retroactive death]] is the funniest kind.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html How Xykon deals with employee complaints.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0070.html "Totally worth it."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html "What would Thor do?"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0082.html Redcloak's reaction to the Dwarf Porn]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0090.html Move Silently check.]]
-->'''Elan:''' I GOT A FOUR!!!
* The appearance of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html Fruit Pie the Sorcerer]] made This Troper go "WTH!?"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html This whole page]], but especially when Xykon ask Redcloak to cast Speak with Dead.
-->'''Redcloak:''' Um, OK, hello, sir, how are you today? This is lovely weather--\\
'''Xykon:''' Not me, you moron!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0147.html Redcloak gets a spine.]]
-->'''Xykon:''' One for all and all for one, right?\\
'''Redcloak:''' I can't help but notice that your sense of team spirit is inversely proportional to your number of functioning appendages, sir.\\
'''Xykon:''' Cute. Did you actually grow a spine there, Redcloak?\\
'''Redcloak:''' Perhaps I just got hit with a piece of yours when you exploded, sir.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0149.html Redcloak becoming Supreme Leader of the hobgoblins.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0173.html "Your horse, sir or madam.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0177.html "My vengeance shall be prolonged, diminutive cretin."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0183.html "Vomit. Now. ...And aim for the halfling."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html "Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html "I think I just had an evilgasm."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html "Attack of Opportunity! Attack of Opportunity!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0226.html Roy is the King of Nowhere]].
-->'''Elan:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0246.html The King of where?]]\\
'''Roy:''' [[CallBack Don't start, trust me.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0227.html "By the Twelve Gods and in the name of Lord Shojo, I demand to know: Who removed the tag from this mattress?!?"]]
* The entire sequence of events that follows Roy donning a Belt of [[GenderBender Masculinity/Femininity]], particularly Haley's digs in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0236.html "Mean Girl"]], and the following [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0237.html "Growing Some"]]. She [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0240.html doesn't let up]] until she comes down with stress-induced aphasia.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0240.html WHORE ATTACK!]]
-->'''Shadowdancer:''' Screw this! I'm not getting rubbed out by magic-wielding hookers!\\
'''"Kaboom" Redaxe:''' Must be some obscure prestige class...
* ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0257.html Thog on rocket skates]]''.
* Sabine's DeadpanSnarker [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0258.html reply to Nale's request]] to find somewhere where no-one would notice a bound and gagged schoolgirl.
-->'''Sabine:''' I'll start near the {{Hentai}} bookstore and work my way out.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0281.html Luckily, Belkar's is a multipurpose lead sheet.]]
* After Haley is struck with aphasia, she communicates a vital plot point to Roy by charades. Roy does pretty well, until he fields this guess:
-->'''Roy:''' Shojo has a gaze attack that causes encephalitis!
* Two Words: Explosive Run-- '''[=*BOOM*=]'''
* Haley's [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0327.html rather effective method]] for solving the standard KnightsAndKnaves dilemma.
** Even better when it's revisited: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0565.html The Test of the Memory]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0335.html "A Grand Experiment"]]:
** The names on Belkar's "Hate/Lust" list.
** "Wild Empathy Check! WILD EMPATHY CHECK!!!"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0344.html Durkon grasps the core principles of V's theory.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html "Getting paid to kill things: Cornerstone of the world economy."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0367.html "Innocent Man"]]:
** Thog attempts to explain the situation to the jailer. [[spoiler:After he gives that unbearably awesome homophones speech, he [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome crowns]] it with "What is offal?"]] Just hair-pullingly brilliant. "Oh my god!" you say, pulling your hair. "That's brilliant!"
** The jailer refers to Thog as human offal at the start of that strip. Thog replies, "thog only HALF-human offal."
** At the end of that strip, as Elan is crying for help:
-->'''Elan:''' Can anyone hear me?!\\
'''Thog: thog hears you.'''\\
'''Elan:''' Can anyone ELSE hear me?!
* Miko and Redcloak fight. Redcloak manages to weaken Miko and asks Xykon to kill her. However, Xykon is quite busy [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0369.html betting 200 gp on the fight with the Demon-Roaches... and he bets on Miko]]. And the Monster in the Darkness has a [[PassThePopcorn popcorn bucket]] and a giant hand, supporting Redcloak.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html Lord Shojo's puppet show]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0382.html Haley's mind splits into pieces.]]
-->"No-one asked you, Haley's Latent Bisexuality."
* "While singing the complete score to 'Meet Me in St. Louis'." Okay, maybe just for the musical-theatre geeks. The best part? According to the limitations of the Charm Person spell, singing showtunes while killing people is something that's ''perfectly compatible'' with Belkar's nature.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0386.html "Not How She Pictured It, Certainly"]]:
** ''Thog in a leprechaun suit''.
** "NALE!!!!" "NALE!!!!" "'''nale!!!!'''" (His expression at the third is priceless.)
-->'''Nale:''' Okay, the first two I should have seen coming. The leprechaun suit? Not so much.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0387.html "The Cliffport Redemption"]]:
** The penultimate "prison break", especially the last lines:
-->'''Thog: thog wonders how thog will cope with life outside jailhouse walls. prison changed thog.'''\\
'''Elan:''' We were only in there for forty minutes.\\
'''Thog: prison changed thog quickly.'''
** The "[[YouDontWantToCatchThis Vaporising Flu]]" in the same comic; [[BlatantLies only contagious if you stand around in places where a previous victim has died and ask questions]]. Work that Bluff score, Elan.
* After they break out of jail, Elan and Thog are forced to [[EnemyMine work together]]. NoodleImplements, ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', leprechaun suits and {{hilarity ensue|s}}. Trust us, {{it makes sense in context}}.... Okay, we wouldn't use the word "sense".
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0401.html Roy's reaction]], after sleeping through an entire battle with the Linear Guild.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0414.html "YAHTZEE!"]] I don't know why; maybe it's the timing, maybe it was just the culmination of the many, many Crowning Moments of Funny in the ArchiveBinge. But when I read that one word, it was just too much. I literally collapsed in laughter and was unable to get up for several minutes. It was that funny.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html "This is your junk." And then everything afterward.]]
-->'''Belkar:''' I sense a great disturbance... as if a thousand double entendres cried out, and were suddenly silenced...
* Belkar and the two devils on his shoulder; "the angel... doesn't work here anymore". Then the scene cuts to an angel in a straitjacket crying (paraphrased slightly): "[halflings are] supposed to be jolly, but he just kept stabbing them... WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY?!"
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html The ultimate duel between clerics.]]
* ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html Check it out, I totally conducted a job interview in the middle of a battle!]]'' -- '''Xykon'''
* The angelic review of Roy, culminating in a graph showing Belkar's evil, measured ''in kiloNazis'' (first recorded use of that).
* Followed by the ultimate TakeThat [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0490.html by Roy]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html "Evil adventuring party." "It happens. C'mon, I'll take you fishing."]] The most hilarious part is how blasé everyone is about killing an adventuring party in the living room.
* Most of Belkar's stuff on [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html this page]], but the wights in the second panel deserve a mention:
-->'''Wight 1:''' Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple??\\
'''Wight 2:''' I think he did. Also, I think no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0520.html The TRUE power in Azure City.]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0524.html "Yeah... kick that string's ass, Mr. Scruffy."]]
* "Supreme Leader, I have that [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] you requested."
-->'''Redcloak:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0546.html Just hang it anywhere.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0549.html "Hello? Mommy?"]]
* The billboard for the town that was built by the orange kobold Oracle: "Lickmyorangeballshalfling".
** The above, as well as everything out of the Oracle's mouth, becomes much funnier if, like me, you read him as having the voice of GilbertGottfried.
* Elan is trying to have a secret meeting with Therkla, only to get interrupted by Qarr, and then by ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0583.html talking trees]]''
-->'''Elan:''' Oh man, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Durkon is right!]] [[BrickJoke The trees ARE after us!]]\\
'''Durkon-as-a-bush:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint See? Tha's wha I been tryin' to say all along!]]
* [[PregnantBadass Kazumi Kato]], in the middle of her [[MamaBear psychotic pregnant rage]], encounters a ninja who begs for his life, as he has children too. Her response?
-->'''Kazumi:''' Oh yeah? Did you go through six months of hemorrhoids to get them? Turn around and I'll show you exactly what that feels like.
:: Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
-->'''Kazumi:''' Who cares how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0588.html Sit on me head.]]
-->'''Hinjo:''' ...[[FlatWhat what?]]\\
'''Durkon:''' Sit on me head.
* Elan [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0596.html finally grasps sarcasm.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0615.html "My mouth feels like a cool mountain spring!" "My last breath... is also my mintiest...."]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0618.html "Let's not be hasty"]]. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0624.html "This Happens to Telemarketers All the Time"]], Vaarsuvius shows us his/her various takes on the classic ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' "Bigby's Hand" spells, culminating in Bugsby's Expressive Single Digit.
* The choir of pedophiles.
* Haley acquires the necessary diamond to [[spoiler:resurrect Roy by stealing it [[NoFourthWall from the cast page]]]]. After that, the [[spoiler:cast page is revised so that Haley is now holding a card saying "I.O.Me One big-ass diamond" instead]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0671.html Haley dismisses Celia.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0682.html "I'll nay let ye corrupt this fine town, ye date-bearing bitch!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0698.html "Stopping for Direction"]]:
-->'''Belkar:''' Fine, but don't say I don't ever make sacrifices for the team.\\
'''Roy:''' You don't ever make sacrifices for the team.\\
'''Belkar:''' ...True.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0706.html "Dancing Knights!"]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0714.html "This Whole Time, He'd Thought of It as the Snack That Got Away"]]:
** '''"Puns are for girls."'''
** From the same one:
-->'''Gannji:''' Get your blue ass up.\\
'''Enor:''' But the elf said to sit on my hands.\\
'''Gannji:''' You don't have hands, you moron! You have '''claws'''!\\
'''Enor:''' Oh yeah.\\
'''Gannji:''' For the record, you'll also be safe if it tells you to sit on your brain.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0723.html "Heredity is a cruel mistress."]]
* Tarquin running for his life with a young Nale (drawing a raspberry) in tow.
* And now there're two, back-to-back: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0724.html "Because I'm holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!"]] and [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0725.html I wonder what Nale inherited from his mother?]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0726.html Dinosaur rides are the perfect solution to any ethical quandary.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0727.html "YOU DID!"]]
* Elan's ImagineSpot when he really wants Roy to meet his Dad.
-->'''Tarquin:''' Since Roy's father is dead, I've decided to legally adopt him! Now you're for-real brothers!\\
'''Roy and Elan:''' Hooray!\\
'''Tarquin:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0739.html Also you both get puppies.]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html "Caress, caress, caress, caress my lithe supple body!"]]
* The Empress of Blood flying despite an enormous round and bloated body, and disproportionately small wings.
-->'''Empress:''' I am here! I am your ruler! Look at me! I am cool, but I am also very warm! Woooo!\\
'''Elan:''' She can FLY???\\
'''Tarquin:''' Quite the stumper, isn't it?\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I should avoid casting any spells tonight, if only to give the laws of physics time to cry alone in the corner.\\
'''Empress:''' If anyone needs me, I will be up here on my throne, '''being awesome'''!
* There's a certain sadistic hilarity to Tarquin's irritation when his plan to impress Elan goes wrong. Said plan involved Elan's name being set up in gigantic flaming letters on the mountainside, which does impress Elan until Tarquin [[MoralEventHorizon reveals that the letters are made of escaped slaves being burned at the stake]]. While Elan continues to stare in horror, Tarquin grumbles to himself, "Crap, the three prisoners at the bottom of the E burned out early. Now it looks like I just [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flan really like custard]]."
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0761.html Elan and Tarquin's duel]] is possibly the largest HurricaneOfPuns in the series.
* The ''glorious'' hurricane of GenreSavvy, DangerouslyGenreSavvy, and {{Shout Out}}s in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0763.html "Plotting Something"]].
-->'''Tarquin:''' But the way these things go, you'll probably end up losing a [[Franchise/StarWars hand or eye or something]].\\
'''Elan:''' Oh, right. Like, [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender a big burn on the side of my face]], at the very least.
* As it turns out, "preparation" is [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0766.html a virtue in the Empire of Blood's guard staff]].
* Three words: Potion. Of. Glibness:
-->'''Haley:''' You don't hear or see us.\\
'''1st Guard:''' Huh. Must be a trick of the light.\\
'''Haley:''' [[JediMindTrick You actually don't work here anymore.]]\\
'''2nd Guard:''' Crap! How am I gonna pay my mortgage?!\\
'''Haley:''' [[BlatantLies You're actually a yellow-footed rock wallaby.]]\\
'''3rd Guard:''' Screw this guard stuff then, I'm gonna go find a wizard to polymorph me back. ''(hops off)''\\
'''4th Guard:''' INTRUDERS!\\
'''Haley:''' [[LittleNo Nope.]]\\
'''4th Guard:''' [[VerbalBackspace FALSE ALARM!]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0771.html "Okay, yes, but it was consensual every time."]]
-->'''Geoff:''' Make peace with your god.\\
'''Elan:''' I can't! [[CargoCult He's in my pocket!]]
* Belkar [[ItMakesSenseInContext Threatening to cut a goat's nipples off if it gives cows milk to Mr. Scruffy.]]
* Two gladiators and a guard getting eaten by an Allosaurus.
-->'''Elan:''' Hold on, are we even sure we HAVE thumbs?!
* Mr. Scruffy attempting to save his master... [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0780.html and suceeding]].
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0787.html "No Time for Losers"]]:
** After a few comics building up the gladiatorial champion of the Empire of Blood, we finally get to see who it is. It's the {{Music/Queen}} reference that really sells it.
** And Roy's reaction is priceless. He goes from not wanting to even fight to this:
-->'''Roy:''' Give me the sword. Then run.
* And then the ''actual'' fight, next comic...
-->'''[[spoiler:Thog: thog]] says, "fudge the police!"'''
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0789.html "Also, His Popularity Has Waned"]]:
** Panel 1:
-->'''Elan:''' Uh, Dad? Haley and I need to go... uh... [[BlatantLies have sex]].\\
'''Tarquin:''' Well, you'll miss the big fight, but you do what you need to do.\\
'''Haley:''' Come on, V. And bring the cat, just in case.\\
'''Tarquin:''' ...Huh.
** [[ParodyRetcon "Parody is protected speech."]]
* Elan effectively ''weaponizes'' his ContractualGenreBlindness. Elan expresses surprise that Nale is alive. Nale points out that [[NeverFoundTheBody a villain "dying" off-panel]] means they're certain to come back. Elan replies that of course [[GenreSavvy he knows that]], but the trope requires [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat the hero to believe the villain is dead]] for it to work:
-->'''Nale:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0793.html I'm giving myself a migraine trying to understand the amount of willful ignorance that requires!]]\\
'''Elan:''' First blood: ELAN!
* Two for Vaarsuvius [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0800.html in the same strip:]]
-->'''V:''' I may be in error, but I believe the appropriate proclamation is, "Sneak Attack, bitch."\\\
'''V:''' I believe he just ceased his struggles against my mental commands to shoot you.
* Elan: "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0801.html Wow, this whole "identical twin" thing has never worked out in my favor before!]]" Look closely at the next-to-last panel: He's handing her a sword. Go Elan!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0806.html "Holy Enunciation"]]:
** Durkon, noticing Elan being dropped a considerable height by Sabine, prepares to cast "Cleric's Feather Fall", more commonly known as "Heal".
** Not to mention how he can't cast a spell because his god and his helpers can't make out his accent.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0809.html "Except Maybe the Undead"]]
--> '''Roy:''' I guess the question is, where is Vaarsuvius now if not out here ?
--> '''Blackwing:''' Banished to another plane. Also, Elan to Haley to the palace to warn Durkon.
--> '''Belkar (slightly freaked out):''' Who said that ?
--> '''Roy:''' That bird. I think it's the one who's been on V's shoulder these past two weeks.
--> '''Belkar:''' It can talk ?
--> '''Roy:''' No probably not. I think it's some sort of magical message that was triggered when I asked were V was, like a Magic Mouth spell. Those were V's words, just coming out of the bird's beak.
--> '''Blackwing:''' You are both ignorant cretins.
--> '''Roy:''' See ?
--> '''Belkar:''' Yeah, I guess your'e right.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0819.html Three ingredients]]: One DangerouslyGenreSavvy dictator, one egotistical, invisible idiot, and a Ring of True Seeing, and you have the recipe for a pointed "Gotcha" glare and a massive and hilarious OhCrap.
* And two strips later, Nale complaining that his dad's GenreSavvy didn't work in regards to Elan:
-->'''Nale:''' Sure. ''You're'' the one who taught me that bards are ''underpowered.''\\
'''Tarquin:''' They are! [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy With their mastery of the narrative structure]], they ''should'' be ruling the entire cosmos by now!
* At the end of [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0821.html "Raiders of the Lost Plot Arc"]], Tarquin makes a dramatic statement.
-->'''Tarquin:''' ...Well?\\
'''Nale:''' I'm not saying, "Dunh dunh DUNH!" for you.\\
'''Tarquin:''' That is not how I raised you, young man!
* Nale has created a new Linear Guild, but still needs a [[LizardFolk kobold...]]
-->'''[[BeleagueredBureaucrat Chancellor Kilkil:]]''' ...Why are you all looking at me like that?
* In an example of BlackComedy, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0825.html Redcloak hires some "interior decorators" for the resistance base]]:
-->'''Redcloak:''' By which I mean they'll mostly be decorating with your interiors.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0832.html "Loose Ends"]]:
** Another example of BlackComedy from our favorite goblin, there's his nonchalant admission to [[spoiler:killing Tsukiko]]. What really sells it is how confused he looks at everyone else's shocked reactions.
** That whole page is a good example of the classic Team Evil comedy we've come to love (especially the Demon-Roach comments in panels 4 and 8).
-->'''Xykon:''' Hmmm, don't think this change of heart means I'm letting you grow your eye back.\\
'''Redcloak:''' It never crossed my mind.\\
'''Xykon:''' Good! I like you this way. It's like we have a grumpy pirate on the team.\\
'''Demon-Roach:''' And thus began the Legend of Arrrghcloak!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0835.html Belkar's revenge on Yukyuk for hurting Mr. Scruffy.]] Also the fact that V and Belkar seem to be totally in sync with each other for it.
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0837.html The Order makes it to the Windy Canyon!]]
-->'''Roy:''' So, let's see... divinations aren't working and flight is being blocked by the wind, which we can't fix in any way. do any of you have any magic that will actually HELP us find Girard ''at all?''\\
''(next panel)''\\
'''Elan:''' ''(singing)'' Search, search, search, search the canyon for Girard's Gate!
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0838.html "Either Way, Really"]]:
** The conversation between Roy and Haley in the last three panels. Now, bear in mind the page's title while reading that.
** There's also V and Durkon's list of the ways human senses are inferior to the other player races.
* The Order is trying to find Girard's gate, but [[spoiler:the Draketooths are dead and unwilling to be resurrected]]. So they try to use Speak With Dead [[spoiler:on one of the Draketooths]] to find out where the gate is. The problem is, the spell allows the use of LiteralGenie for answers.
-->'''Roy:''' Where in Windy canyon is Girard's gate?\\
'''Corpse:''' Around... the rift...\\
'''Roy:''' OK, then, where is Girard's rift?\\
'''Corpse:''' It lay... between... Girard's... buttcheeks.\\
'''Elan:''' The tragic loss to the field of ass comedy diminishes us all.
* Roy figures out that [[spoiler:the Thog they're fighting isn't Thog]] and tries to take off the enemy's helmet; only to find a person ''wearing a mask with the word'' '''''NOPE!''''' ''printed on it.''
-->'''[[spoiler:Tarquin]]:''' Totally worth wearing a mask under my helmet for two days.
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