History Funny / TheNakedGun

** Forced to climb out onto the ledge of the building to escape the fire, Frank grabs on to a bunch of male and female statues (which are anatomically correct, with bare breasts and penises), only to [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally grab the breasts of a woman in a bra]] brushing her hair in the window (complete with honking noises). Frank then falls off the ledge, grabbing the concrete penis of one of the male statues to save himself; he uses it to pull himself up, but his mouth is olen looking like he's about to fellate the sculpture, horrifying the woman further. Frank then falls through the other window of the woman's apartment and begins walking around, dazed and groaning, and holding the statue's dick, not helping his case in the ''slightest''. The statue he grabs also gets an erection and a pleased expression while Frank is holding on.

* A hypnotized doctor throws a pillow at Frank's face. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjZqQTNFAs Frank reacts like he's being forcibly smothered by ''holding the pillow onto his own face as if he can't just drop it''.]]

* A hypnotized doctor throws a pillow at Frank's face. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjZqQTNFAs He reacts like the pillow was covered in acid.]]

* Frank and Jane put on condoms big enough to cover their whole bodies to practice safe sex.

** Forced to climb out onto the ledge of the building to escape the fire, Frank grabs on to a bunch of male and female statues (which are anatomically correct, with bare breasts and penises), only to [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally grab the breasts of a woman in a bra]] brushing her hair in the window (complete with honking noises). Frank then falls off the ledge, grabbing the concrete penis of one of the male statues to save himself; he uses it to pull himself up, but falls through the other window of the woman's apartment and begins walking around, dazed and groaning, and holding the statue's dick, not helping his case in the ''slightest''.

* Ed is checking people for weapons at the Queen's reception dinner. Frank helps out and frisks a guy while Ed holds him. Frank unknowingly reaches into Ed's pockets instead of the guy's, producing a gun, as well as...

* The intro sequence. A woman ''gives birth'' to the police car.

** After the explosion, bodies are all over the building, complete with {{Chalk Outline}}s. Including one on the ''elevator door''.

* Frank and Jane get into an argument. Twice he blocks her attempts to slap him in the face, then somehow a third hand slaps him. Frank is just as confused as the audience.

* The large amount of animals in Jane's apartment. The scene starts normally, with Jane feeding the usual apartment pets (cats, dogs, birds)... then she feeds chickens and pigs. When Frank gets to her door, an ''elephant'' is heard in the background.

* One of the prison guards, played by none other than R. Lee Emery, discovers a note detailing Rocco's escape plan while he, Frank, and Tyrone are in the cafeteria. Frank tries to stop Emery's character from reading the note, making Emery bark in his trademark DrillSergeantNasty tone of voice: "Buzz off, Buttercheeks!"

* After the statement that one of the films nominated for Best Picture did poorly at the box office, Frank grabs the envelope and says, [[BoxOfficeBomb "It's the bomb!"]] causing the crowd to cheer for said film, "Sawdust and Mildew".

*** "Looks like Phil Donahue throwing up in a tuba."

** Director Peter Segal’s line in the commentary for this moment deserves mention as the rest of the participants laugh: “Oh, this one! BIG LAUGH, BABY! Right here! Surefire laugh… ''A CRACK TO
THE JUEVOS!''”

*** Director Peter Segal’s line in the commentary for this moment deserves mention as the rest of the participants laugh: “Oh, this one! BIG LAUGH, BABY! Right here! Surefire laugh… ''A CRACK TO

** What pushes it into the stratosphere is the cavalcade of sound effects heard during his sessions, from stock grunts and glass breaking to ''[[BeastialityIsDepraved a sheep bleating]].''

* Frank going undercover by feigning a football injury to get intel on Tanya during her shift as a nurse. [[OneDialogueTwoConversations The problem is, he's in a fertility clinic.]]

* Frank subdues Savage by shoving a fire hose in his mouth and turning on the water. When Savage is about to burst, Frank tries to turn off the water only to accidentally break off the valve. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere He then leaves him to his fate]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath we hear a loud, wet explosion outside of Jane's apartment]].

'''Frank:''' Yes, he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.\\

* "The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg! Oh sure, maybe not as much as [[GroinAttack jumping onto a bicycle]] [[AssShove with the seat missing]], but it hurts!"

* "The truth hurts Hapsburg! Maybe not as much as [[GroinAttack jumping onto a bicycle]] [[AssShove with the seat missing]], but it hurts!"

* The intro, which takes the siren into a hockey game, through a pinball machine, and attacking the ''[[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]]'', among other places, before finally jumping into an enclosure in ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' and getting stepped on by a ''T. rex''. Which laughs a nasally laugh.

-->'''Frank:''' ''[after finding something in the drawers]'' Bingo!\\

* At the clinic, Frank [[ADateWithRosiePalms jacks off]] to a porno to produce sperm samples for ''hours''. He finally emerges from the room with tons of jars filled with sperm, looking disheveled and with [[SmokingHotSex a cigarette dangling from his mouth.]]

'''Al:''' Hey, [[TooDumbToLive that's a pretty nice clock! I wonder why they threw it out.]]\\
'''Ken:''' It's probably because it's four minutes too slow. Here, lemme fix it.\\

*** [[CasualDangerDialog "It's okay. Now normally, you would not be going sixty-five down the wrong way of a one-way street..."]]

** Forced to climb out onto the ledge of the building to escape the fire, Frank grabs on to a bunch of male and female statues (which are anatomically correct, with bare breasts and penises), only to [[ThanksForTheMammary accidently grab the breasts of a woman in a bra]] brushing her hair in the window (complete with honking noises). Frank then falls off the ledge, grabbing the concrete penis of one of the male statues to save himself; he uses it to pull himself up, but falls through the other window of the woman's apartment and begins walking around, dazed and groaning, and holding the statue's dick, not helping his case in the ''slightest''.

* The press conference scene, where Frank [[IsThisThingStillOn forgets to turn off his microphone as he goes to the bathroom]]. Even funnier now that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4 this has happened in real life]].

* The camera panning up [[ShesGotLegs Tanya's legs]] for ''way'' longer than should be humanly possible, to the point that she seems to have two pairs of knees.

* The ''entire'' opening scene, where a council composed of the 80s' most notorious terrorists and dictators argue among themselves over what terrorist act to commit this week. Frank is there in disguise as a tea server and proceeds to mop the floor with all of them. Highlights include him wiping off Gorbachev's birthmark with a rag -- it's fake, and Frank exclaims "I knew it!" And when he faces Khomeini for the second time, he knocks his turban off, revealing his ''bright orange mohawk'', to which Frank makes a baffled AsideGlance before [[GroinAttack punting the Ayatollah in the nads]].

* Nordberg telling the seven armed goons to drop their guns. And one of them ''does'', earning incredulous looks from several of the others.
** And the other goons then proceeding to shoot Nordberg, Nordberg surviving ''and'' remaining conscious only for him to suffer all sorts of bizarre and hilarious injuries--including getting hit with a wedding cake and then ''stepping into a BearTrap''--before falling off the boat and into the water(and still surviving only to suffer yet more injuries in the hospital, first when Frank goes to visit him and then when Frank goes to stop a hypnotized doctor from assassinating him).

** His poor attempts to comfort Mrs. Nordberg.

** Mrs. Nordberg's snot.

** In the deleted scenes, on the way out the room, Frank shuts off all the lights, but unknowingly shuts off Nordberg's oxygen. An alarm goes off as the trio walks down the hall and we see doctors scrambling into Nordberg's room to revive him. An oblivious Frank tells Wilma: "Just be glad you're not the wife of ''that'' guy."
** When Drebin goes to investigate the ship, there's a chalk line where Nordberg's body was found... that is, IN THE WATER.
* The press conference where Drebin [[IsThisThingStillOn forgets to turn off his microphone before going to the bathroom]]. Even funnier now that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4 this has happened in real life]].
* Drebin pays a dock worker for information. The dock worker then pays him to find out why he wants to know. It gets funnier from there.
** And if you pay attention, Drebin earns $20 from it in the end.
*** [[MindScrew $20 that Drebin lent to the dock worker so he can pay Drebin, who got the $20 from him.]]
* The scene in Ludwig's office where Frank drops a priceless pen in Ludwig's tank and, when he tries to retrieve it, gets bitten by a Japanese fighting fish. In the process of trying to get it off his finger, the fish grabs onto his nose. He desperately tries to silence his pain while Ludwig's back is turned:

-->'''Frank:''' ''(seemingly looking up her dress)'' Say, ''nice'' beaver!\\

* Drebin's worst case of DrivesLikeCrazy when violently parks his car triggering the airbags which end up putting the car in drive which almost runs him down. He shoots at his own car and forces some bystanders to give statements which probably ruin their day. And worst of all, he doesn't even realize it's ''his own car''.

* A hypnotized doctor throws a pillow on Drebin's face. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjZqQTNFAs He reacts like the pillow was covered in acid.]]
* Drebin climbs in a car to chase a would-be murderer... and realizes too late that it's a Driver's Ed car.

* Frank and Jane put on full-body condoms before having sex.
* Frank and Jane exit a cinema laughing... after watching ''Film/{{Platoon}}''!

* After his date, Frank and Ed stake out Ludwig's penthouse, waiting for him to go out so that Frank could search the office for evidence. While waiting, the two eat a bunch of dyed red pistachios (this was done to hide stains on the shells), leading to their lips getting smeared with red dye. Then, when Frank goes out of the car after Ludwig finally leaves, the camera reveals a [[BigEater huge pile of red shells]] outside the car door that Frank has to push through.
* Frank searching Ludwig's penthouse.
** Sometimes it is the little things. When Frank goes through Ludwig's desk:
--->'''Frank:''' ''[after finding something in the drawers]'' Bingo!\\

** Frank finds a document proving that Ludwig's been hired to assassinate the Queen of England, but accidentally burns it due to holding the Zippo he was using to read it in the dark too close to the paper. This causes a chain of DisasterDominoes that has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36T5BEpn3dA&t=2s seen to believe]].
** Forced to go on the ledge of the building to escape the fire, Frank grabs on to a bunch of male and female statues (which are anatomically correct, with bare breasts and penises), only to [[ThanksForTheMammary accidently grab the breasts of a woman in a bra]] opening her window (complete with honking noises). Frank then falls off the ledge, grabbing the concrete penis of one of the male statues to save himself; he uses it to pull himself up, but falls through the other window of the woman's apartment and begins walking around dazed, groaning, and holding the statue's dick, not helping his case in the ''slightest''.

--->'''Mayor:''' ''[reading over the charges against Frank]'' "Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo"?! ''[to Frank]'' What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

'''Mayor:''' That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of ''Theatre/JuliusCaesar'', you ''moron!'' You killed five actors! Good ones!

'''Jane:''' Oh, how nice! Did he show you his collection of priceless Ming vases and rare oil paintings?
* When Frank goes to the warehouse:

* Ed is checking people for weapons at the Queen's dinner. Frank helps out and frisks a guy while Ed holds him. Frank unknowingly reaches into Ed's pockets instead of the guy's, producing a gun, as well as...

* Frank thinks Jane is set him up with one of Ludwig's assassins and dumps her:

* Frank mistaking a vintage musket as an assassination weapon and tackling the queen, sliding down a ''reaaaaaallly'' long table and landing on the front page with a picture of her legs wrapped around him.

-->'''Frank:''' Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.
* Drebin -- impersonating Enrico Pallazzo -- mangles the American National Anthem: ''"Whose bright stripes and broad stars... through the perilous... night... o'er the ramparts we watched... (gibberish)"''. Made even funnier by the fact that the real Pallazzo is forced to watch it on TV as he's tied up in the locker room.

** If you take the time to listen to the background music during the anthem, you will notice that '''it is matching Drebin's off-key singing.'''

* Drebin's switching clothes with an umpire, [[NotWhatItLooksLike and a janitor walks in during]]:

* Drebin replaces the umpire and steals the show. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-S-eeInJVk See for yourself.]]

* The villain dies by falling off the upper deck of a baseball stadium, getting hit by a bus, [[SquashedFlat smushed by a steamroller]], and [[HumiliationConga finally trampled]] by a marching band playing "Louie, Louie".

'''Drebin:''' I know, Ed...\\

-->'''Drebin:''' The problems of two little people don't amount to a hill of beans, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} but this is our hill and these are our beans.]]

* The opening scene, where Frank causes all sorts of unintended mayhem while trying to eat dinner at the White House. Of particular note is twisting a lobster so that the lobster keeps inching closer to Mayor Barkley. Then the lobster claw pinches the mayor's breasts. Finally, he breaks a claw apart and accidentally punches Barbara Bush in the face.

''(Dr. Meinheimer gives an uncomfortable look implying he ''does'' understand)''

** Bodies are all over the building, complete with {{Chalk Outline}}s. Including one on the ''elevator door''.
** Frank's InnerMonologue, upon seeing Jane across the room:

** The sketch artist that was taking Jane's deposition drew ''Jane'' instead. And he drew her in a very sexualized manner to boot.

'''Ed:''' Right. Sorenson! ''(flips through the artist's notepad and sees a bunch of BDSM and furry drawings)''

'''Waiter:''' ''(signals for bodybuilder)''\\

'''Waiter:''' ''(looks at camera, shakes head)''

* Frank's rant about women to Ed, meant to flatter him, ends up depressing him instead:
--> '''Frank''': You know, sometimes I think about you and Edna, that's when I envy you, because you have someone. You've been with the same person for over thirty years. You wake up with her, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the ''same woman''. ''(Ed starts to look morose)'' You spend ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVERY. POSSIBLE. WAKING. MOMENT. TOGETHER!]]'' While I'm out running around with some twenty-year-olds, always looking for a good time, and cheap sex, sex, sex, girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough: "MORE! MORE MORE! It's ''your'' turn to wear the handcuffs..." ''(notices Ed is literally foaming at the mouth)''
* Frank heads over to Jane's table, and his sense of direction is thrown off by having to dodge other patrons. He sits at a table...

* Drebin and Jane get into an argument. Twice he blocks her slaps, then somehow a third hand slaps him. Frank is just as confused as the audience.

'''Frank:''' And ''you're'' always trying to save the endzone layer.\\

'''Frank:''' How can you say that, [[NotHelpingYourCase when I bought 1,000 acres of Brazilian jungle, then had it slashed and burned]], so we could build our dream house?\\

* Earl Hacker's goofy, nasal laugh when he reveals his true form.

* When there's a tip that Hector Savage is at Monique [=DiCarlo=]'s shop on Bleckman Street:

-->'''Frank:''' Miss, I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, and this is Captain Ed Hocken, Police Squad.\\

** In the same scene, Ed starts a device like a chainsaw. He quickly realizes that he's holding a vibrating dildo and puts it down.

* And of course, Nordberg trying to plant a tracking bug under the van of one of a {{Mook}} only for said mook to get in the van and take off with Nordberg still under it before Nordberg even has a chance to attach the bug to the vehicle; Nordberg sliding out from under the van, down a hill, and under Frank and Ed's own cop car, throwing off their pursuit of the villain--though luckily they end up catching him anyway--and Nordberg has all manner of nasty objects hit his groin as Ed unwittingly drives the car with Nordberg trapped under it; Ed stopping suddenly when he catches the villain and Nordberg sliding out from under the car and getting stuck under a bus that's on its way to Detroit from Washington DC and Nordberg [[OhCrap screaming "Oh no!"]] as the bus leaves.

* Savage demanding a plane ticket to UsefulNotes/{{Jamaica}} "and a nice hotel! Nothing touristy! Something really indicative of the people and their culture!"
* The commissioner yells at Frank for his actions for releasing all the animals from the city zoo.
--> '''Commissioner:''' ''(on the phone)'' He did what?... How many animals escaped?... Oh my god!\\

'''Commissioner:''' Do you realize that because of you, this city is being overrun by baboons?\\

''(the hired band plays a Rimshot while the commissioner stands there with a look of angry shock fixed on her face)''

* Jane's ''really'' deep fridge, with the fridge door eventually shutting behind her while she's inside.
* The large amount of animals in Jane's apartment. The scene starts normally, with Jane feeding the usual apartment pets (cats, dogs, birds)... then she feeds a pig. When Frank gets to her door, an ''elephant'' is heard in the background.
* Jane casually mentions that Dr. Meinheimer has a birthmark of Whistler's Mother on his right buttock. Frank is weirded out (and rightfully so -- [[NoodleIncident how did she find that out in the first place?]]).
-->'''Frank:''' ...I see. Well...
* Jane removes her high heels and is instantly about a foot shorter. The shocked expression on Frank's face is amazing.
* The hitman sent to kill Jane sings "The Way We Were" along with her in the shower.
* Frank subdues the hitman by shoving a fire hose in his mouth and turn on the water. When the hitman is about to burst, Frank turn off the water only to accidentally break the valve. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere He then leaves him to his fate]] and [[CruelAndUnusualDeath we hear a loud bang outside of Jane's apartment]].
* The nuclear power ad. It's a serene scene of a suburban family enjoying a barbeque... except there's a giant power plant in the background, and the family dog has ''two tails''.

'''Earl''': ''(wearing neck brace)'' Augh, you son of a... ow.\\

* This bit, after Drebin is tied up by Hapsburg:

'''Drebin''': The pleasure is all ''mine''. ''(Hapsburg looks confused)''
* Frank and Dr. Meinheimer are tied up. Frank struggles to free himself from his bonds and accidentally cause various objects on a shelf to land on [[ButtMonkey Dr. Meinheimer's head]].
* Ed is fed up with criminals after seeing Meinheimer beat up (really Frank's accidental doing):
-->'''Ed:''' I just can't take this anymore! ''(to mook)'' Garbage like you just makes me sick! Okay? I'm just John Q. Public now, it's just you and me. ''(pulls out a badge and bra from his jacket)'' Mano a mano. I'll teach you to pick on a helpless invalid...\\

''(it turns out the mook beat up Ed)''\\

''(Ed points to the audience, various men stand up and take a hostage)''\\
'''Ed:''' No, no! ''That'' man, Hapsburg.\\
''(the men look embarrassed, release their hostages and sit down again)''
** [[CorruptPolitician They are in Washington D.C. after all]]
* When Hapsburg takes Jane hostage, Frank, Ed, and Nordberg attempt to come to her rescue only to wind up sliding on past the two of them thanks to the floor being waxed.
* During the ending shootout, Nordberg continues adding onto his gun, and as the scene goes on he continues making it bigger and bigger up until the end where by this point ''it's a giant turret.''
** From the same scene, Frank is in a deadly gunfight with one of the mooks, yet both he and the mook can’t hit each other from ''[[ATeamFiring five feet away]]''. Both empty their revolvers, and the fight only ends when Frank clobbers the mook by [[ThrowingYourGunAtTheEnemy throwing his gun at him]].

* Hapsburg offers Frank one last request before he's shot. The request? "May I... have the gun?"

* The BrickJoke leading the villain to be killed by a lion.

-->'''Bush:''' I'd like you to consider filling a special post I'm gonna create. It may mean long hours, dangerous nights, and being surrounded some of ''the scummiest'' elements in our society!\\

* The parody opening. The fight scene is hilariously over-the-top, and played totally straight in the Naked Gun style, with lots of little jokes thrown in everywhere. All the while, Captain Hocken struggles to pull out his gun and Nordberg references OJ Simpson's football career by trying to spike a baby after performing the Ickey shuffle. And then come the army of [[GoingPostal disgruntled postal workers]]...

* The intro, which takes the siren into a hockey game, through a pinball machine, and attacking the ''[[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]]'', among other places, before finally jumping into an enclosure in ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' and getting stepped on by a ''T. rex''.
* The reprise of the TV series "Cigarette?" "Yes, I know." RunningGag.

'''Frank:''' I dunno… I'd have to make pork chops...\\

** And before that, Frank's settled into being a... well, housewife. Complete with Happy Housewife mannerisms. He won't even listen to Ed until he has a bite of his fresh cupcakes.
* [[OneDialogueTwoConversations Frank trying to feign a football injury at a fertility clinic.]]

* At the fertility clinic, Frank [[ADateWithRosiePalms jacks off]] to porn to produce sperm samples for ''hours''. He finally emerges from the room with tons of jars filled with sperm, looking disheveled and with [[SmokingHotSex a cigarette hanging from his mouth.]]
-->'''Frank:''' Tape was very entertaining.\\

-->'''DJ:''' You're listening to KSAD: All depressing, all the time. And now here's a dedication to Frank from Jane, calling from a taxi: "It's bad enough you're shooting blanks, now you're leaving the door open, letting the heat out. Were you born in a barn, you stupid--?" ''(transition to next scene)''

* One of the prison guards, played by none other than R. Lee Ermey, discovers a note from one of the inmates while they're all in the cafeteria. Another inmate tries to stop Ermey's character from reading the note and Ermey barks in his trademark DrillSergeantNasty tone of voice: "Buzz off, Buttercheeks!"
* Drebin incites a prison riot by complaining about the food. Real slop has got chunks of things in it, and Chateau Le Blanc '68 is supposed to be chilled, not room temperature!
** ''Slightly'' chilled! [[DisproportionateRetribution (riots)]]

** After the guy is killed by a semi, Jane's friend Louise repeatedly shakes her, which causes Jane's hair to radically change hairstyles every time she stops.

* Drebin and Rocco digging their way out of prison and finding themselves in the yard of a public school, where everyone promptly pulls out guns and tries to shoot them to bits. Including two academic nerds and a jock.

** "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things through."
* The camera panning up [[ShesGotLegs Tanya's legs]] for ''way'' longer than should be humanly possible, to the point that she seems to have multiple pairs of knees.
* During Frank and Jane's split, Jane proceeds to go barhopping with a friend of hers. At one point she wanders out of a smoke-filled bar, barely holding back tears. When her friend follows her out and asks her what's wrong, she mournfully replies, "They're playing our song...". The song in question is ''99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall''.
* Drebin is trying to find someone to call for reinforcements, and works his way down a row of waiting cab-drivers, all of who babble at him in various foreign languages. The last cabbie is revealed to be a black guy wearing an African-themed outfit. Frank stares at him for a moment, says "Forget it." and runs off. The cabbie, speaking with a flawless British accent: "I wonder what the devil he wanted!"
* "And for his tale of genetics gone haywire in a retirement community, Steven Spielberg, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ll7YzrGbM4 "Geriatric Park."]]

** Right after that, he finds out Anna Nicole Smith's character [[UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} has a penis.]]

* When Ed and his team enter the control room during the song-and-dance number that Drebin infiltrated:

* When Jane realizes Drebin is taking up police work again...

'''Jane:''' In your dreams, Frank!

* Frank talks to Jane about their future together, which includes a white picket fence, a Frank Drebin Jr., and "that housekeeper you always wanted" - the housekeeper in question is ''Alice'' from ''Series/TheBradyBunch'' (played by Ann B. Davis no less).
* After the statement that one of the films nominated for Best Picture did poorly at the box office, Drebin grabs the envelope and says, [[BoxOfficeBomb "It's the bomb!"]] causing the crowd to cheer.
* When sorting through the massive pile of award envelopes to find the bomb, Jane remarks that the Academy must have added a bunch of new categories since last year and Frank picks up one that says "Best Actor in a Columbus Movie". While it's a funny joke regardless of context it's even funnier if one remembers two years prior in 1992 when there was not one, or even two, but FOUR films about UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus to get a major release of some kind.[[note]] Although given 1992 was the 500th anniversary of Columbus' voyage it makes a bit of sense why there were so many of them [[/note]]
* Earlier in the film, Jane became a lawyer and was at a trial, where she notices nearly every women in the room (including the judge and the jury) has a kid. While Jane was making a statement, the judge's kid bangs on the gavel. Later, when the judge announce the trial to have recess, she accidentally uses her kid's squeaky toy gavel.

* The intro, which takes the siren into a hockey game, through a pinball machine, and attacking the ''[[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]]'', among other places, before finally jumping into an enclosure in ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' and getting stepped on by a T.Rex.

--> '''Nordberg''': You'll be home in plenty of time for dinner.\\
'''Frank''': I dunno… I'd have to make pork chops...\\
'''Ed''': Frank, think of all the crime out there. Nobody is safe. You'd be protecting Jane; you'd be protecting all the Janes of the world! Besides, you haven't shot anybody in six months.\\
'''Frank''': That's true. Funny how you miss the little things. Might be good to feel that cold, hard steel pressed against my thigh once again: The thrill of the chase, to be a ''[[ARealManIsAKiller man]]''!

'''Nurse''': ''(confused)'' In the backyard... with your uncle?\\

--> '''Frank''': Tape was very entertaining.\\
'''Nurse''': ''(weirded out)'' ...Follow me.

--> '''DJ''': You're listening to KSAD: All depressing, all the time. And now here's a dedication to Frank from Jane, calling from a taxi: "It's bad enough you're shooting blanks, now you're leaving the door open, letting the heat out. Were you born in a barn, you stupid--?" ''(transition to next scene)''

'''Tyrone:''' I used to be white. [{{Beat}}] I was a drummer for The Osmonds. \\

* Drebin incites a prison riot by complaining about the fancy food. The wine is supposed to be chilled, not room temperature!

* The iconic mass Facepalm scene. That is all.

** And the other goons then proceeding to shoot Nordberg, Nordberg surviving ''and'' remaining conscious only for him to suffer all sorts of bizarre and hilarious injuries--including getting hit with a wedding cake and then ''[[{{Headscratchers/Headscratchers}} stepping into a bear trap]]''--before falling off the boat and into the water(and still surviving only to suffer yet more injuries in the hospital, first when Frank goes to visit him and then when Frank goes to stop a hypnotized doctor from assassinating him).

** Forced to go on the ledge of the building to escape the fire, Frank grabs on to a bunch of male and female statues (which are atomically correct, with bare breasts and penises), only to [[ThanksForTheMammary accidently grab the breasts of a woman in a bra]] opening her window (complete with honking noises). Frank then falls off the ledge, grabbing the concrete penis of one of the male statues to save himself; he uses it to pull himself up, but falls through the other window of the woman's apartment and begins walking around dazed, groaning, and holding the statue's dick, not helping his case in the ''slightest''.