History Funny / TheCinemaSnob2019Episodes

-->'''Snob:''' Freddy's gonna curse [Dean] into being in the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' films![[note]]Dean's actor Kellan Lutz played Emmett Cullen in the ''Twilight'' film series.[[/note]] ''Twilight'' joke? Ho ho, this review is ''so'' 2010! [...] He's woken up from his one chance to meet [[Film/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]] by Creator/RooneyMara's Nancy. Oh great, she was in ''Film/{{Pan}}''. Get it? 'Cause that's one of her bad movies!\\\

-->'''Snob:''' Ooh-hoo-hoo, a time traveler.

* The Snob riffs on the movie [[ComicallyMissingThePoint for stealing the scene in which Stan commits suicide from the Nostalgia Critic.]]
* (cuts from Pennywise biting Georgie's arm to a funeral) "And then Pennywise died from an allergic reaction to eating Georgie's raincoat."
* The Snob pretending to change the channel, only for The Larry Sanders Show intro music to play over adult Richie's introduction.
** "Whoops, changed the station again. Now it's a very special episode of Dave's World."
* Adding ''A Nightmare on Elm Street'' music over a scene where kid Richie goes down into the school's boiler room/basement.
* After a flashback where Richie was frightened by Pennywise as the werewolf from Film/IWasATeenageWerewolf, the scene cuts to adult Richie throwing up.

** Later when Richie throws up again: "Oh right, still pregnant from the werewolf."

* A-ha's "Take On Me" playing over the scene in the sewers after Snob claims that it would make a good background for a music video.

-->'''Snob:''' Really, "King of the Monsters!"? Well, that's gonna be huge news to the other monsters, like [[Film/GhidorahTheThreeHeadedMonster King Ghidorah]], Film/{{King Kong|1933}}, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and of course,]] Film/KingRalph.

* Snob notices that the movie features a cast member from ''Last Ounce of Courage'':

'''Snob:''' ''[after a ship is destroyed]'' Again, you're not even gonna consider that that might have been Aviera?\\\

'''Barista:''' I prefer cash, but maybe you're a little ''[[JustForPun short]]''. ''[laughs]''\\

* "The movie goes back and forth between showing Travolta's Gotti and real Gotti. Make up your [[JustForPun Gotti-damned]] mind!"

-->'''Snob:''' Hoo hoo, ''Series/DaysOfOurLives'' was ''graphic'' in [[TheEighties the '80s]]!

** Snob is ready to give a pass to a scene featuring Music/{{Blondie}}'s "Heart of Glass" because it's set in a nightclub... until he sees that an InfoDump scene complete with flashbacks [[DiegeticSwitch still has the song on]].

--->'''Snob:''' Damn! ''All'' of TheSeventies was ''too funky''!