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* When Talia offers Bruce a drink
-->'''Talia:''' Would you like a drink?
-->'''Batman:''' Last time, that didn't go so well.


-->'''Alfred:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.]]

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-->'''Alfred:''' --> '''Alfred:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.]]



--> '''Alfred:''' I myself am rooting for the shrubbery.

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--> '''Alfred:''' I myself am rooting for the shrubbery.



--> '''Nightwing (shown sliced up and badly bleeding from his barely won fight):''' I have a kid here. Says he's your son?

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--> '''Nightwing (shown '''Nightwing''' ''(shown sliced up over his body and badly bleeding from his barely won fight):''' fight)'': I have a kid here. Says he's your son?



--> '''Batman:''' ''(Sighs, in a resigned tone)'' I'll be right there.

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--> '''Batman:''' '''Batman''' ''(Sighs, in a resigned tone)'' tone)'': I'll be right there.


-->'''Alfred:''' [{DeadpanSnarker I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.]]\\
'''Bruce:''' Well, he ''was'' trained by the League of Assassins.\\
'''Alfred:''' I myself am rooting for the shrubbery.
* The aftermath of Damian vs Nightwing. With the former beaten, tied up like cattle and left handing from a lampost while Dick himself is left barely standing, covered in cuts and bruises.

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-->'''Alfred:''' [{DeadpanSnarker [[DeadpanSnarker I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.]]\\
]]
-->
'''Bruce:''' Well, he ''was'' trained by the League of Assassins.\\
--> '''Alfred:''' I myself am rooting for the shrubbery.
* The aftermath of Damian vs Nightwing. With Nightwing when the former beaten, tied up like cattle and left handing from a lampost while Dick himself is left barely standing, covered in cuts and bruises.two first meet.



--> '''Nightwing:''' I have a kid here. Says he's your son?

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--> '''Nightwing:''' '''Nightwing (shown sliced up and badly bleeding from his barely won fight):''' I have a kid here. Says he's your son?son?
--> ''(Damian is shown bound and gagged while also hanging from a lamppost. Glares at Dick and angrily moans)''


-->'''Alfred:''' I'm rooting for the shrubbery.
* The aftermath of Damian vs Nightwing. With the former beaten, tied up like cattle and left handing from a lampost while Dick himself barely standing with cuts and bruises on him.
--> '''Nightwing''': ''(Calling Batman)'' Lose something?
--> '''Batman''': Not in the mood for games.
--> '''Nightwing''': I got a kid here. Says he's your son?
--> '''Batman''': ''(Sighs, in a resigned tone)'' I'll be right there.

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-->'''Alfred:''' I'm [{DeadpanSnarker I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.]]\\
'''Bruce:''' Well, he ''was'' trained by the League of Assassins.\\
'''Alfred:''' I myself am
rooting for the shrubbery.
* The aftermath of Damian vs Nightwing. With the former beaten, tied up like cattle and left handing from a lampost while Dick himself is left barely standing with standing, covered in cuts and bruises on him.
bruises.
--> '''Nightwing''': '''Nightwing:''' ''(Calling Batman)'' Lose Missing something?
--> '''Batman''': '''Batman:''' Not in the mood for games.
--> '''Nightwing''': '''Nightwing:''' I got have a kid here. Says he's your son?
--> '''Batman''': '''Batman:''' ''(Sighs, in a resigned tone)'' I'll be right there.



-->'''Batman''': Jim.
-->'''Gordon''': ''(Turns around surprised)'' Is there any way you can show up without raising my blood pressure?

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-->'''Batman''': -->'''Batman:''' Jim.
-->'''Gordon''': -->'''Gordon:''' ''(Turns around surprised)'' Is there any way you can show up without raising my blood pressure?



-->'''Gordon''': Another one?
-->'''Batman''': I'll explain later.

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-->'''Gordon''': -->'''Gordon:''' Another one?
-->'''Batman''': -->'''Batman:''' I'll explain later.



* Damian orders the two hookers (calling them "harlots") to leave. As they ran, one of them says "I don't get paid enough for this!".

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* Damian orders the two hookers (calling them "harlots") to leave. As they ran, run, one of them says "I don't get paid enough for this!".


-->'''Talia:''' Want a drink?
-->'''Batman:''' Last time you offered me one, it didn't go so well.

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-->'''Talia:''' Want Would you like a drink?
-->'''Batman:''' Last time you offered me one, it time, that didn't go so well.


*** Just the fact that ''Batman'' gave him lectures about ''safe sex'' to Dick.

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*** Just the fact that ''Batman'' gave him lectures about ''safe sex'' to Dick.

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* Batman takes Damian, now dressed as Robin, to meet with James Gordon, who's waiting next to the Bat-Signal.
-->'''Batman''': Jim.
-->'''Gordon''': ''(Turns around surprised)'' Is there any way you can show up without raising my blood pressure?
-->''(Batman jumps off the ledge, then Robin appears too)''
-->'''Gordon''': Another one?
-->'''Batman''': I'll explain later.


*** Just the fact that ''Batman'' gave him lectures about "using protection".
** Alfred stitches up Nightwing after his fight with Damian.

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*** Just the fact that ''Batman'' gave him lectures about "using protection".
''safe sex'' to Dick.
** Alfred stitches up Nightwing after his fight with Damian.The exchange between the two sons of Batman that follows:


** Nightwing's CurseCutShort directed at Damian before Alfred cuts him off.

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** Nightwing's CurseCutShort directed at Damian before Alfred cuts him off.stitches up Nightwing after his fight with Damian.
-->'''Damian:''' ''[mocking]'' Maybe you need more anesthetic.
-->'''Dick:''' ''[utterly pissed]'' AND MAYBE ''YOU'' NEED TO GO FU-
-->'''Alfred:''' ''[[CurseCutShort Master Dick!]]''
-->'''Damian:''' Maybe ''you'' should remember who the ''blood son'' is.
-->'''Dick:''' ''Bloodthirsty'' is more like it.


** While Alfred is stitching him up, Nightwing complains, "After all those lectures he gave me about using protection..."

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** While Alfred is stitching him up, Nightwing complains, "After "Really ticks me off after all those lectures he gave me ''me'' about using protection...""
*** Just the fact that ''Batman'' gave him lectures about "using protection".

Added DiffLines:

* When Talia offers Bruce a drink
-->'''Talia:''' Want a drink?
-->'''Batman:''' Last time you offered me one, it didn't go so well.


** Nightwing's CurseCutShort directed at Damien before Alfred cuts him off.

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** Nightwing's CurseCutShort directed at Damien Damian before Alfred cuts him off.



* Damien orders the two hookers (calling them "harlots") to leave. As they ran, one of them says "I don't get paid enough for this!".

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* Damien Damian orders the two hookers (calling them "harlots") to leave. As they ran, one of them says "I don't get paid enough for this!".


--> '''Batman''': I'm busy, what do you want?

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--> '''Batman''': I'm busy, what do you want?Not in the mood for games.

Added DiffLines:

** While Alfred is stitching him up, Nightwing complains, "After all those lectures he gave me about using protection..."


* Damian throws a few batarangs at Slade. The mercenary manages to expertly catch two of them, but the third ends up hitting him in face, almost taking out his remaining eye.

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* Damian throws a few batarangs at Slade. The mercenary manages to expertly catch two of them, but the third ends up hitting him in face, almost taking out his remaining eye.eye.
* Damien orders the two hookers (calling them "harlots") to leave. As they ran, one of them says "I don't get paid enough for this!".

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