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1	* When the Batmobile pulls up.
2	-->'''Damian:''' I'll drive.
3	-->'''Batman:''' No.
4	-->'''Damian:''' I know how.
5	-->'''Batman:''' ''No.''
6	** Gets a repeat at the end of the movie.
7	* Alfred is just wonderful, such as this gem when Damian is practicing his sword techniques against the shrub art in the garden.
8	--> '''Alfred:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.]]
9	--> '''Bruce:''' Well, he ''was'' trained by the League of Assassins.\
10	'''Alfred:''' I myself am rooting for the shrubbery.
11	* The aftermath of Damian vs Nightwing when the two first meet.
12	--> '''Nightwing:''' ''(Calling Batman)'' Missing something?
13	--> '''Batman:''' Not in the mood for games.
14	--> '''Nightwing''' ''(shown sliced up over his body and bleeding from his barely won fight)'': I have a kid here. Says he's your son?
15	--> ''(Damian is shown bound and gagged while also hanging from a lamppost. Glares at Dick and angrily moans)''
16	--> '''Batman''' ''(Sighs, in a resigned tone)'': I'll be right there.
17	** While Alfred is stitching him up, Nightwing complains, "Really ticks me off after all those lectures he gave ''me'' about using protection..."
18	*** Just the fact that ''Batman'' gave lectures about ''safe sex'' to Dick.
19	** The exchange between the two sons of Batman that follows:
20	-->'''Damian:''' ''[mocking]'' Maybe you need more anesthetic.
21	-->'''Dick:''' ''[utterly pissed]'' AND MAYBE ''YOU'' NEED TO GO FU-
22	-->'''Alfred:''' ''[[CurseCutShort Master Dick!]]''
23	-->'''Damian:''' Maybe ''you'' should remember who the ''blood son'' is.
24	-->'''Dick:''' ''Bloodthirsty'' is more like it.
25	** Even better, the credits give us stills of the fight since most of it occurs offscreen.
26	* Batman takes Damian, now dressed as Robin, to meet with James Gordon, who's waiting next to the Bat-Signal.
27	-->'''Batman:''' Jim.
28	-->'''Gordon:''' ''(Turns around surprised)'' Is there any way you can show up without raising my blood pressure?
29	-->''(Batman jumps off the ledge, then Robin appears too)''
30	-->'''Gordon:''' Another one?
31	-->'''Batman:''' I'll explain later.
32	* Damian throws a few batarangs at Slade. The mercenary manages to expertly catch two of them, but the third ends up hitting him in face, almost taking out his remaining eye.

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