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* The actual comedian is one of Mace's fellow passengers on the shuttle, who announces that he's just flown in from another planet, and boy, are his wings tired. Mace and the customs official both find this equally humorous--which is to say, not at all.
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* The actual comedian is one of Mace's fellow passengers on the shuttle, who announces that he's just flown jumped in from another planet, Kashyyyk, and boy, are his wings legs tired. Mace and the customs official both find this equally humorous--which is to say, not at all.
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* The actual comedian is one of Mace's fellow passengers on the shuttle, who announces that he's just flown in from another planet, and boy, are his wings tired. Mace and the customs official both find this equally humorous--which is to say, not at all.
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* One young man makes the horrendously stupid mistake of throwing a punch at Mace, who shatters the boy's hand by the simple expedient of bowing his head, allowing his punch to impact on the dome of his skull.
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* One young man makes the horrendously stupid mistake of throwing a punch at Mace, who shatters the boy's hand by the simple expedient of bowing his head, allowing his punch to impact on the dome of his skull. As Yoda says, sometimes the best lessons are taught without words.
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--> Mace flipped up a thumb. "You think being armed and ruthless means you can do whatever you want." He folded his thumb and flipped up his forefinger. "You think nobody will stand up to you when they're naked." He folded that one again and flipped up the next. "And you think you're going to look inside my bag."
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--> Mace flipped up a thumb. "You think being armed and ruthless means you can do whatever you want." He folded his thumb and flipped up his forefinger. "You think nobody will stand up to you when they're naked." He folded that one again and [[FlippingTheBird flipped up the next.next]]. "And you think you're going to look inside my bag."
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* In a BlackComedy kind of way, when Mace tells Vastor that Nick is a better man than him, Vastor says, [[InsultBackfire "Better at what?"]]
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* In a BlackComedy kind of way, when Mace tells Vastor that Nick is a better man than him, Vastor says, [[InsultBackfire "Better at what?"]]what?"]]
* One young man makes the horrendously stupid mistake of throwing a punch at Mace, who shatters the boy's hand by the simple expedient of bowing his head, allowing his punch to impact on the dome of his skull.
* One young man makes the horrendously stupid mistake of throwing a punch at Mace, who shatters the boy's hand by the simple expedient of bowing his head, allowing his punch to impact on the dome of his skull.
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--> Mace flipped up a thumb. "You think being armed and ruthless means you can do whatever you want." He folded his thumb and flipped up his forefinger. "You think nobody will stand up to you when they're naked." He folded that one again and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar flipped up the next.]] "And you think you're going to look inside my bag."
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--> Mace flipped up a thumb. "You think being armed and ruthless means you can do whatever you want." He folded his thumb and flipped up his forefinger. "You think nobody will stand up to you when they're naked." He folded that one again and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar flipped up the next.]] next. "And you think you're going to look inside my bag."
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* This line, which perfectly sums up both Tenk and Mace: "[[MotorMouth She hadn't stopped talking.]] He hadn't started listening."
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* This line, which perfectly sums up both Tenk and Mace: "[[MotorMouth She hadn't stopped talking.]] He hadn't started listening.""
* In a BlackComedy kind of way, when Mace tells Vastor that Nick is a better man than him, Vastor says, [[InsultBackfire "Better at what?"]]
* In a BlackComedy kind of way, when Mace tells Vastor that Nick is a better man than him, Vastor says, [[InsultBackfire "Better at what?"]]
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man."[[note]] Which is funny in its own way, given that he's actually the wise guy to Mace's straight man.[[/note]]
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man."[[note]] Which is funny in its own way, given that he's actually actually, in another sense, the wise guy to Mace's straight man.[[/note]]
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-->'''Geptun:''' Really-I mean, please-I don't know what kind of man you think I am-
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-->'''Geptun:''' Really-I mean, please-I don't know what kind of man you think I am-am...
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-->'''Mace:''' I think, that if you were truly as corrupt and venal as you pretend, [[TakeThat you would be in the Senate]].
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-->'''Mace:''' I think, that if you were truly as corrupt and venal as you pretend, [[TakeThat you would be in the Senate]].Senate]].
* This line, which perfectly sums up both Tenk and Mace: "[[MotorMouth She hadn't stopped talking.]] He hadn't started listening."
* This line, which perfectly sums up both Tenk and Mace: "[[MotorMouth She hadn't stopped talking.]] He hadn't started listening."
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'[[note]] Which is funny in its own way, given that he's actually the wise guy to Mace's straight man.[[/note]]
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'[[note]] "[[note]] Which is funny in its own way, given that he's actually the wise guy to Mace's straight man.[[/note]]
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* Depa asks her former Master if he's finally gone insane. He tells her that it's the opposite-there's nothing more dangerous than a Jedi who's finally gone sane.
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* Depa asks her former Master if he's finally gone insane. He tells her that it's the opposite-there's opposite -- there's nothing more dangerous than a Jedi who's finally gone sane.
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--->'''Nick''': "[[spoiler: Fire control?]] For ''me''? Oh, General, you ''shouldn't'' have!"
--->'''Mace''': ''(deadpan)'' "I realize that."
--->'''Mace''': ''(deadpan)'' "I realize that."
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--->'''Nick''': "[[spoiler: [[spoiler: Fire control?]] For ''me''? Oh, General, you ''shouldn't'' have!"
have!
--->'''Mace''': ''(deadpan)''"I I realize that."
--->'''Mace''': ''(deadpan)''
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'[[note]] Which is funny in it's own way, given that he's actually the wise guy to Mace's straight man[[/note]]
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'[[note]] Which is funny in it's its own way, given that he's actually the wise guy to Mace's straight man[[/note]] man.[[/note]]
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'
* "Of course. I keep forgetting that he's smarter than me."
* "Of course. I keep forgetting that he's smarter than me."
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--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'
'[[note]] Which is funny in it's own way, given that he's actually the wise guy to Mace's straight man[[/note]]
* "Of course. I keep forgetting that he's smarter than me.""
* Geptun protests that his surrender has no legal standing, as it's only being done under duress. Mace snarks that surrender is always made under duress. That's why it's called "surrender."
* Later, this conversation between them:
-->'''Geptun:''' Really-I mean, please-I don't know what kind of man you think I am-
-->'''Mace:''' I think that you are a very brilliant man. I think that you have more courage than you have ever guessed. I think that you truly care about this city, and the people in it. I think that your cynicism is a fraud.
-->'''Geptun:''' What-what-really, this is astonishing...
-->'''Mace:''' I think, that if you were truly as corrupt and venal as you pretend, [[TakeThat you would be in the Senate]].
* "Of course. I keep forgetting that he's smarter than me.
* Geptun protests that his surrender has no legal standing, as it's only being done under duress. Mace snarks that surrender is always made under duress. That's why it's called "surrender."
* Later, this conversation between them:
-->'''Geptun:''' Really-I mean, please-I don't know what kind of man you think I am-
-->'''Mace:''' I think that you are a very brilliant man. I think that you have more courage than you have ever guessed. I think that you truly care about this city, and the people in it. I think that your cynicism is a fraud.
-->'''Geptun:''' What-what-really, this is astonishing...
-->'''Mace:''' I think, that if you were truly as corrupt and venal as you pretend, [[TakeThat you would be in the Senate]].
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* How does he win a bargaining war with Geptun? Does he use his decades of experience? Does he try a mind trick? No. He raises his price. When Geptun protests, he raises it again.
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* How does he win a bargaining war with Geptun? Does he use his decades of experience? Does he try a mind trick? No. He just raises his price. When Geptun protests, he raises it again.
* In a very BlackComedy way, Mace orders Nick to help him with the Balawai prisoners. When Nick asks what Mace will do if he doesn't obey, the very simple answer is, "I will beat you into unconsciousness. And ask somebody else."
* Mace tells Nick not to worry about [[spoiler: Vastor]] trying to kill him. He's too subordinate to matter.
-->'''Nick:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, thanks.]] Thanks a ''lot''...you know what? I think I actually mean that.
-->'''Mace:''' You're welcome.
* In a very BlackComedy way, Mace orders Nick to help him with the Balawai prisoners. When Nick asks what Mace will do if he doesn't obey, the very simple answer is, "I will beat you into unconsciousness. And ask somebody else."
* Mace tells Nick not to worry about [[spoiler: Vastor]] trying to kill him. He's too subordinate to matter.
-->'''Nick:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, thanks.]] Thanks a ''lot''...you know what? I think I actually mean that.
-->'''Mace:''' You're welcome.
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* When Nick gives Mace his EurekaMoment, Mace exclaims that droids are stupid.
-->'''Nick:''' That's good. I'd hate to be killed by a genius.
-->'''Nick:''' That's good. I'd hate to be killed by a genius.
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* A couple of {{Dirty Cop}}s think that just because they have guns, and that Mace Windu is unarmed and naked, that they have the advantage. [[CurbStompBattle It ends how you would expect]].
--> Mace flipped up a thumb. "You think being armed and ruthless means you can do whatever you want." He folded his thumb and flipped up his forefinger. "You think nobody will stand up to you when they're naked." He folded that one again and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar flipped up the next.]] "And you think you're going to look inside my bag."
** When they ask if he's a comedian, Mace replies that no, he's a prophet. When the cop sarcastically asks what he can see, Mace calmly replies, "[[BlaseBoast You. Bleeding.]]" After the CurbStompBattle, Mace says, "Told you."
* How does he win a bargaining war with Geptun? Does he use his decades of experience? Does he try a mind trick? No. He raises his price. When Geptun protests, he raises it again.
* In a BlackComedy kind of way, it was mentioned that Mace had a hostage he could use against Depa. Turns out the hostage is...[[spoiler: [[RefugeInAudacity himself]].]]
* Depa asks her former Master if he's finally gone insane. He tells her that it's the opposite-there's nothing more dangerous than a Jedi who's finally gone sane.
* Mace and Nick hijack a gunship. How? Mace gets the ankoxx to throw him onto it, then telekinetically activates the pilots' ejection seats. "One howled something obscene. The other just howled."
--->'''Nick''': "[[spoiler: Fire control?]] For ''me''? Oh, General, you ''shouldn't'' have!"
--->'''Mace''': ''(deadpan)'' "I realize that."
** He then brings it down to ground level, and snarks, "What are you waiting for? Flowers and a box of candy?"
* As their gunship comes under fire:
-->'''Nick:''' Don't tell me.
-->'''Mace:''' (deadpan) All right. [[spoiler:(They jump out)]]
-->'''Nick:''' (shrieks)
-->'''Mace:''' (mouths) You told me not to tell you.
--> Nick spent the rest of the fall complaining about "having to end his young life as 'some fraggin' nikkle nut-brained Jedi Master's ''straight'' man.'
* "Of course. I keep forgetting that he's smarter than me."
