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* Charlz Doyal's banter, which doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc in his crews, men are laying dead or dying everywhere, snipers killed all the officers except for him, Charisians are encircling his army and what's his response?

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* Charlz Doyal's banter, which doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc in his crews, men are laying dead or dying everywhere, snipers killed all the officers except for him, Charisians are encircling his army and what's his response?


* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb and Merlin later watch the surveillance footage of the incident [[PassThePopcorn drinking beer and eating chips.]]

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* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an as a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb and Merlin later watch the surveillance footage of the incident [[PassThePopcorn drinking beer and eating chips.]] chips]].


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[[AC: By Schism Rent Asunder]]

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[[AC: By Heresies Distressed]]
* Charlz Doyal's banter, which doubles as the CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc in his crews, men are laying dead or dying everywhere, snipers killed all the officers except for him, Charisians are encircling his army and what's his response?
-->All right boys, they wrecked [[NiceHat my hat]] and that pisses me off!

[[AC: A Mighty Fortress]]

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Distressed]]''
* Charlz Doyal's banter, which doubles as the a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc in his crews, men are laying dead or dying everywhere, snipers killed all the officers except for him, Charisians are encircling his army and what's his response?
-->All -->"All right boys, they wrecked [[NiceHat my hat]] and that pisses me off!

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off!"

''[[AC:A
Mighty Fortress]]Fortress]]''



* "Ahbraim Zhevons"'s "peculiar negotiating style." He's having way too much fun.

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* "Ahbraim Zhevons"'s "peculiar negotiating style." style" during his [[spoiler:late-night visit to King Gorjah of Tarot]]. He's having way too much fun.



-->'''Cayleb''': You do realize that you're probably the only empress in the world who arranged everything as to have no help before giving birth to her first child?

[[AC: How Firm a Foundation]]

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-->'''Cayleb''': -->'''Cayleb:''' You do realize that you're probably the only empress in the world who arranged everything as to have no help before giving birth to her first child?

[[AC: How ''[[AC:How Firm a Foundation]]Foundation]]''



* Almost all of Merlin's actions in Delferahk. He is having way too much fun. First off, he climbs three stories in ''full armor'' to [[spoiler: Princess Irys's]] room, ''waits'' there for a minute or two, then casually clambers in the window, surprising everyone inside and leaving [[spoiler: Earl Coris]] in StunnedSilence, all while stroking his BadassMustache.
** Later, when a group of Delferahkan armsmen come to the door, Merlin goes to meet them; still wearing his Charisian Imperial Guard armor. They too, are stunned completely silent. For reference, these armsmen are in their own castle, several thousand miles from Charis, and Merlin just walks out in his Imperial Guard armor, calmly introduces himself, and chats with the forty armed men standing in front of him. Then, when one of the [[BloodKnight Inquisitors demands]] that the armsmen attack Merlin, all he does is [[FingerWag shake his finger at them like a "chiding tutor"]]
--->'''Merlin''': "Let me see. Surrender, and be tortured to death later for Clyntahn's amusement, or die now, seeing how many of his inquisitors--and their flunkies, I'm afraid, Colonel-- I can kill first. Let me see, let me see. Which one should I choose...?"

[[AC: Midst Toil And Tribulation]]

[[AC: Like A Mighty Army]]

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* Almost all of Merlin's actions in Delferahk. He is having way too much fun. First off, he climbs three stories in ''full armor'' to [[spoiler: Princess Irys's]] [[spoiler:Princess Irys']] room, ''waits'' there for a minute or two, then casually clambers in the window, surprising everyone inside and leaving [[spoiler: Earl [[spoiler:Earl Coris]] in StunnedSilence, all while stroking his BadassMustache.
** Later, when a group of Delferahkan armsmen come to the door, Merlin goes to meet them; still wearing his Charisian Imperial Guard armor. They too, are stunned completely silent. For reference, these armsmen are in their own castle, several thousand miles from Charis, and Merlin just walks out in his Imperial Guard armor, calmly introduces himself, and chats with the forty armed men standing in front of him. Then, when one of the [[BloodKnight Inquisitors demands]] that the armsmen attack Merlin, all he does is [[FingerWag shake his finger at them like a "chiding tutor"]]
--->'''Merlin''': "Let
tutor"]].
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me see. Surrender, and be tortured to death later for Clyntahn's amusement, or die now, seeing how many of his inquisitors--and inquisitors and their flunkies, I'm afraid, Colonel-- Colonel I can kill first. Let me see, let me see. Which one should I choose...?"

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--> "Wanna watch it with me again in slow motion?"

[[AC: At the Sign of Triumph]]
* During a strategy meaning, one of the protagonists comes up with an idea to raise morale among their own: A chamber pot with a picture inside of Clyntahn, open-mouthed, above the line "Tribute to the Grand Fornicator".

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--> "Wanna -->"Wanna watch it with me again in slow motion?"

[[AC: At ''[[AC:At the Sign of Triumph]]
Triumph]]''
* During a strategy meaning, one of the protagonists comes up with an idea to raise morale among their own: A chamber pot with a picture inside of Clyntahn, open-mouthed, above the line "Tribute to the Grand Fornicator".Fornicator".

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* The RagingStiffie incident: Merlin joins Cayleb and a few other guys for a game of rugby, only to discover too late that Charisian rugby is played in the nude, at this point in time Merlin still identifies as a woman, and that [=PICAs=] are ''fully'' functional. Cue the natural reaction to being surrounded by several hot, wet, naked members of the opposite sex. His only saving grace is that Charisian rugby is also played in the water, so he avoided detection by staying waist deep.

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* The RagingStiffie incident: Merlin joins Cayleb and a few other guys for a game of rugby, only to discover too late that Charisian rugby is played in the nude, at this point in time Merlin still identifies as a woman, and that [=PICAs=] are ''fully'' functional. Cue the natural reaction to being surrounded by several hot, wet, naked members of the opposite sex. His only saving grace is that Charisian rugby is also played in the water, so he avoided detection by staying waist deep.
deep. Afterward, Merlin promptly turns off that feature.



-->Oh, my God! ''That'' was why you stayed in the water! Why you were so damned careful about that towel!

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-->Oh, -->'''Cayleb:''' Oh, my God! ''That'' was why you stayed in the water! Why you were so damned careful about that towel!


* The RagingStiffie incident in book one, followed-up in book two by Cayleb's reaction after learning the meaning behind it.

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* The RagingStiffie incident incident: Merlin joins Cayleb and a few other guys for a game of rugby, only to discover too late that Charisian rugby is played in book one, followed-up the nude, at this point in book two by Cayleb's time Merlin still identifies as a woman, and that [=PICAs=] are ''fully'' functional. Cue the natural reaction after learning to being surrounded by several hot, wet, naked members of the meaning behind it.
opposite sex. His only saving grace is that Charisian rugby is also played in the water, so he avoided detection by staying waist deep.


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* Following up on the RagingStiffie incident, Cayleb is reminded of it when Merlin and Maikel tell him the truth about Safehold, and promptly cracks up laughing:
-->Oh, my God! ''That'' was why you stayed in the water! Why you were so damned careful about that towel!


--->'''Cayleb''': You do realize that you're probably the only empress in the world who arranged everything as to have no help before giving birth to her first child?

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--->'''Cayleb''': -->'''Cayleb''': You do realize that you're probably the only empress in the world who arranged everything as to have no help before giving birth to her first child?



-->'''Merlin''': "Let me see. Surrender, and be tortured to death later for Clyntahn's amusement, or die now, seeing how many of his inquisitors--and their flunkies, I'm afraid, Colonel-- I can kill first. Let me see, let me see. Which one should I choose...?"

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-->'''Merlin''': --->'''Merlin''': "Let me see. Surrender, and be tortured to death later for Clyntahn's amusement, or die now, seeing how many of his inquisitors--and their flunkies, I'm afraid, Colonel-- I can kill first. Let me see, let me see. Which one should I choose...?"


* Sharleyan's arrangements on the day she gave birth. Why lead obstetrician of Tellesberg is on the other side of town? Midwife from another order was supposed to be in the palace, so why bother him? So why is the midwife in the city dozens of miles away? Well, the obstetrician was supposed to be there, so midwife can visit her family... right?

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* Sharleyan's arrangements on the day she gave birth. Why lead is the leading obstetrician of Tellesberg is on the other side of town? Midwife from another order was supposed to be in the palace, so why bother him? So So, why is the said midwife in the city dozens of miles away? Well, the obstetrician was supposed to be there, so midwife can visit her family... right?


* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb and Merlin later watch the footage [[PassThePopcorn drinking beer and eathing chips.]]

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* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb and Merlin later watch the surveillance footage of the incident [[PassThePopcorn drinking beer and eathing eating chips.]]


* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb catches Merlin watching the footage on a loop and [[PassThePopcorn literally eating popcorn]] as he's doing so.

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* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb catches and Merlin watching later watch the footage on a loop and [[PassThePopcorn literally eating popcorn]] as he's doing so.
drinking beer and eathing chips.]]
--> "Wanna watch it with me again in slow motion?"

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[[AC: Like A Mighty Army]]
* A sexist lieutenant of the guard refuses to recognize [[spoiler: Nimue's authority]] or even the reality of a woman an a soldier and decides to physically attack her. [[CurbStompBattle It doesn't end well for him.]] Cayleb catches Merlin watching the footage on a loop and [[PassThePopcorn literally eating popcorn]] as he's doing so.


[[AC: Midst Toil And Tribulation]]

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[[AC: Midst Toil And Tribulation]]Tribulation]]

[[AC: At the Sign of Triumph]]
* During a strategy meaning, one of the protagonists comes up with an idea to raise morale among their own: A chamber pot with a picture inside of Clyntahn, open-mouthed, above the line "Tribute to the Grand Fornicator".


* Charlz Doyal's banter, which doubles as the CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc in his crews, musket snipers killed all the officers except for him, Charisians are encircling his army and what's the biggest problem?

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* Charlz Doyal's banter, which doubles as the CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc in his crews, musket men are laying dead or dying everywhere, snipers killed all the officers except for him, Charisians are encircling his army and what's the biggest problem?his response?


* Charlz Doyals banter. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc, musket snipers killed all the officers, Charisians are encircling them and what's the biggest problem?

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* Charlz Doyals banter. Doyal's banter, which doubles as the CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc, havoc in his crews, musket snipers killed all the officers, officers except for him, Charisians are encircling them his army and what's the biggest problem?


* From ''By Heresies Distressed''

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* From ''By Heresies Distressed''Charlz Doyals banter. Cannonballs are wrecking havoc, musket snipers killed all the officers, Charisians are encircling them and what's the biggest problem?



* "Ahbraim Zhevons"'s "peculiar negotiating style."

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* "Ahbraim Zhevons"'s "peculiar negotiating style."
" He's having way too much fun.
* Sharleyan's arrangements on the day she gave birth. Why lead obstetrician of Tellesberg is on the other side of town? Midwife from another order was supposed to be in the palace, so why bother him? So why is the midwife in the city dozens of miles away? Well, the obstetrician was supposed to be there, so midwife can visit her family... right?
--->'''Cayleb''': You do realize that you're probably the only empress in the world who arranged everything as to have no help before giving birth to her first child?


** Later, when a group of Delferahkan armsmen come to the door, Merlin goes to meet them; still wearing his Charisian Imperial Guard armor. They too, are stunned completely silent. For reference, these armsmen are in their own castle, several thousand miles from Charis, and Merlin just walks out in his Imperial Guard armor, calmly introduces himself, and chats with the forty armed men standing in front of him. Then, when one of the [[BloodKnight Inquisitors demands]] that the armsmen attack Merlin, all he does is [[FingerWag shake his finger at them like a "chiding tutor"]]

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** Later, **Later, when a group of Delferahkan armsmen come to the door, Merlin goes to meet them; still wearing his Charisian Imperial Guard armor. They too, are stunned completely silent. For reference, these armsmen are in their own castle, several thousand miles from Charis, and Merlin just walks out in his Imperial Guard armor, calmly introduces himself, and chats with the forty armed men standing in front of him. Then, when one of the [[BloodKnight Inquisitors demands]] that the armsmen attack Merlin, all he does is [[FingerWag shake his finger at them like a "chiding tutor"]]

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