History Funny / SCPFoundation

** [[Funny/SCPFoundationSCP914ExperimentLog SCP-914 Experiment Logs]]

For context, [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682 SCP-682]] is a vaguely lizard-like... ''thing''... that has become the living embodiment of WhyWontYouDie. Hell, it has to be kept in a 5m[--3--] cube ''filled with hydrochloric acid'' just to keep it sedate (as it is ''also'' a murderous MisanthropeSupreme). [[RunningGag Naturally]], [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption other SCPs are tested to see if 682 can be killed.]] HilarityEnsues.

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999 SCP-999]]:

* Introducing SCP-682 to [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-053 SCP-053]]:

* The very idea of [[EldritchAbomination 682]] being chased around by a [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-524 little bunny rabbit]] is just hilarious.
* During [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-261-ad-de the testing of SCP-261]], some of the researchers put in 500 yen and asked to be given something that could kill 682. The product they were given was a number of stick-on tattoos that basically called them idiots. In the notes, they were mocked for thinking that they could get something to get rid of 682 for just 500 yen. The constant attempts to get something to kill 682 are then lampshaded, with the question of if it's some initiation ritual amongst new researchers to do so.

* After [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-017 SCP-017]] loses in a fight with 682, 682 says "You foul bags of tissue; you don’t [DATA EXPUNGED].".

* Once they tried to use me, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426 SCP-426]]. 682 ''did'' believe it had become me, a toaster... a murderous, [[AbnormalAmmo toast-shooting]] toaster. But I have to admit, the bread was perfectly toasted.

* They even set [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2337 Dr. Spanko]] against 682 by informing him that 682 is trying to rid the world of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood gummy worms]]. He confronts 682. 682 tells him to leave. He politely obeys.

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2305 SCP-2305]] spat out a failed attempt to kill 682. Apparently, reducing it to 10% of its mass and then blowing it up with enough nukes to destroy ''much of the moon'' only resulted in 682 getting big enough to eat entire planets when it recovered. And at the end, SCP-2305 had this to say:

* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2578 SCP-2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing is, the Foundation didn't actually ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; during a relatively quiet work day while maintenance was being performed on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"[[ARareSentence FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS!]]"'' at the ceiling. It's implied that the Foundation had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they ''didn't'' miss.

* Oh, and for the record, killing 682 '''can''' technically be done. How? We don't know. The Foundation doesn't know. Mr. Deeds doesn't know. [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2935 But it still happened.]] And when SCP 682 was shown it, [[ImmortalsFearDeath it noticeably freaked out.]]

* They once fed it a capsule of [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3521 SCP-3521]]. After predictably being buried under a massive pile of radioactive bananas, SCP-682 proceeded to [[BigEater eat all of the bananas]] before belching out a radioactive DeathRay.
* One attempt was with [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055 SCP-055]]. It went about as well as you'd expect.

* An attempt to kill SCP-682 with [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-272 SCP-272]] results in 682 briefly becoming a living pinball. It survives, of course, but the sight of the big lizard being tossed around like a ragdoll amidst lighting tomfoolery that would not have been out of place in a rave must have been extremely cathartic while it lasted.

* The ({{NSFW}}) [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/techissues Technical Issues]] page. ''All of it''.
* There is now a [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/new-technical-issues new version]] of that page written by a different person. It's just as hilarious.
* The entire [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items log of anomalous items]], but particularly these ones:

* During the so-called ''Tempest Night'', a lone researcher decides to take on several intruders by himself, ''Film/DieHard''-style. [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/game-day-1-die-hardest This is what happens.]]
* In hindsight, the fact that SCP-173 lives for [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/crunch "crunch"]] is freaking hilarious.
* 682's [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-682-1548 communication]] with SCP-1548, a sentient star and fellow omnicidal maniac, must be seen to be believed.

** There's another rap battle featuring 682, this time against Able. It's called "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/follow-the-keter Follow the Keter]]", and it's a sequel to [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/knee-deep-in-the-keter whatever the hell this is]] (an equally funny story, particularly if you know [[Videogame/{{Doom}} the source material]]).
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/decomm-anon Decomm Anon]]. The decommed [=SCPs=] hold a meeting. It goes as well as you expect.

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/one-bad-mother One Bad Mother]]. If ''Herr Chirurg'' invoking MisterSeahorse doesn't send you running for the hills from the get-go... let's just say the ending makes it work.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/challenge-accepted This tale.]] It's SCP-846 and SCP-1370 in a dance-off. The joke writes itself.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/24th-december-2008-14th-january-2009 It turns out]] [[CreepyChild SCP-040]] is a fan of WesternAnimation/RubyGloom. That's... surprisingly [[DarkIsNotEvil appropriate]].
* During [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-b-clef-kondraki Incident 239-B]]:

* ''[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scptabloid The SCP Enquirer.]]''
* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn Duke til Dawn]]":

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/peanuts Quite possibly the]] [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/duke-till-dawn second]] [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/peanuts best decommissioning on the entire site.]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/reddawn Dmitri's Mobile Task Force training manual.]]

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/routine-psychological-evaluations-by-dr-glass Dr. Glass' psychological evaluations with Foundation staff]]. ''All'' of it is just hysterical, though some of the best parts are [[TokenEvilTeammate Clef]] invoking {{Suspiciously Specific Denial}} when talking about his [[AxCrazy murderous urges]], [[HeroicComedicSociopath Kondraki]] having gotten into a gunfight with several other researchers over [[DisproportionateRetribution failing to change the filter in a coffee maker]] (which was in a break room that he ''doesn't even'' '''''use'''''), and [[{{Adorkable}} Glass' incredibly unsubtle attempts]] at flirting with [[AmbiguousGender Agent Diogenes]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/saturday-night-scp-showdown Saturday Night SCP Showdown]]: A wrestling match with [=SCPs=]. Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} when you read the author's comments:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/cool-war-2-hub An April Fools Day article]] that was supposedly the hub for a 200+ chapter sequel to a story called "The Cool War" has more than a few gems. Including this sequence of chapter titles.

* Most of the "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/doctors-of-the-church-hub Doctors of the Church]]" canon, especially when Dr. Bright shows up. Long story short, something (or a lot of somethings) breached containment, civilization fell apart, and the senior staff decided the best thing to do to ensure the future of humanity was to reform the Foundation as a ''religion''. Hilarity ensued. Six hundred years later, Bright is ''still'' stuck in 963, worshipped as the equivalent of Jesus (much to his annoyance), and the "Council of Thirteen" put him in the body of a "D-Caste" whenever they need clarification on the "Holy Containment Procedures".

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/nacho-business Nacho Business]], in which the Foundation tries to do testing on a chip bowl. Most of the canon that the aforementioned tale is in, "S & C Plastics," has fairly funny stuff, what with it generally being a LighterAndSofter take on the [=SCP=] Foundation's universe. Of note are [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/Leafers Leafers]] and [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/holy-crap-this-is-a-long-christmas-tale The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/incident-239-abridged Incident 239-B]] [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-keter-kinda-christmas "A Keter Kinda Christmas"]], with Dr. Bright as the Christmas party host, [=SCP-1845-1=] (a sentient fox who believes he is a medieval European king named Eugenio) as [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Ebenezer Scrooge]], and ''SCP-173 as the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come''.
* Pretty much everything in ''[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef & Dimitri Hit the Road]]''. The story takes two of the Foundation's most... ''peculiar'' agents, and puts them on a road trip together. [[HilarityEnsues Hijinks Ensue]].
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/don-ferreiros-lie-katana Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana]], a tale about the Katana of Apparent Invincibility.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/hunger-doggo-hub The Lesbian Hunger Doggos series]], a collection of tales about a Foundation researcher who must contain a bone-controlling wendigo-wolf-creature by going on dates with it. The result is one of the single strangest romances on the site.[[note]]Unfortunately deleted on May 4th, 2020 as its author was dissatisfied with it. It can still be found via the Wayback Machine though![[/note]]
* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/reservoir-skips Reservoir Skips]]," or why a mechanical uprising inside the Foundation isn't happening ''any'' time soon. Special mention must go to [[RuleThirtyFour SCP-1004]] trying to sell [[OnlySaneMan SCP-1564]] porn of ''themselves'' (which [[MindHive all six]] of 1564's enclosed entities [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain agree to never mention again]]).

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/protocol-gattai Protocol GATTAI]], or "[[AnimeTropes Anime]] JustForFun/TropeOverdosed: The SCP Tale". And ''[[https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/41280934 someone made fanart of it]].''[[note]]Unfortunately now deleted along with all of the other work from the author (Von Pincier), though you can still see it via the Wayback Machine.[[/note]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/i-wanna-be-the-very-best SCPokémon]], a [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Red]] "playthrough" using [=SCPs=] as Mons.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-foundation-gripe-sheet SCP Foundation Gripe Sheet]]. In general, the pages consist of people forgetting that they are talking to maintenance men, not the people who actually deal with SCP containment, resulting in them "solving" the problems in ways that usually involve creatively misinterpreting what the submitter thought was a problem. Or people reporting things to maintenance that they fail to realise aren't actually broken, but working as intended. Or people reporting things that maintenance ''should'' be dealing with, but the solutions [[{{Troll}} purposefully]] make things worse. With rare instances of the maintenance team getting problems they can solve and [[DamnedByFaintPraise actually doing their job]].

* To [[ArcWelding create]] a {{Retcon}} regarding how [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-098 a bunch of crabs]] [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-clef-s-proposal seem to be related to the Apocalypse]], [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-gate-opens The Gate Opens]] has this:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-most-unfortunate-reunion Blackwood reunites with an old "friend."]]
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/party-of-gods This]] "CrackFic about gods", a MassiveMultiplayerCrossover between the site's various {{Eldritch Abomination}}s (from the Broken God to the Toaster) in a BadGuyBar.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/10-30-a-m Here's a friendly reminder that SPC stands for "Shark Punching Center"]]:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-truth-is-out-there The Truth is out there]], from the Broken Masquerade canon. What does a wacky conspiracy theorist do after the Masquerade is broken? Gets a bottle of bourbon, puts on one of his old videos, and takes a shot everytime he turned out to be right.
* "[[https://web.archive.org/web/20191121011418/http://www.scp-wiki.net:80/cured-hams Cured Hams,]]" which is quite possibly the single best version of the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Steamed Hams"]] meme in the history of '''ever,''' with ''[[HumanoidAbomination SCP-106]]'' playing the role of Skinner and [[ObliviouslyEvil SCP-049]] as Chalmers. It really just needs to be seen to be believed.
* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-lost-treasure-of-the-stranglefruits The Lost Treasure of the Stranglefruits]]," which depicts an [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt apocalypse scenario]] brought upon by [[BigRedDevil SCP-2317]]...from [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness the perspective of]] ''[[WordSaladHumor Dr. Spanko.]]'' Easily the best part is at the story's end, which has [[OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness a member of the O5 Council]] attempting to talk Spanko into helping them activate [[ResetButton SCP-2000]].

* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everyone-knows Everyone Knows]]", where {{The Masquerade}} is finally dissolved. Not because of a single event that made it impossible to maintain, but because with so many groups out there that were so ''huge'' in terms of personnel, everyone in the world except for one guy was already involved in the paranormal and it was thus completely ''pointless.'' There's also [[MadArtist the Critic's]] exasperated outburst directed at his own artists at Are We Cool Yet?, who's tired of most of them thinking "art" equals "murder" when the whole point is to send a message, [[PragmaticVillainy which dead people don't understand]].
* The entire [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/siabhub Ship In A Bottle canon]]. To further clarify, [[BreatherEpisode it's one of the few canons that isn't]] dedicated to NightmareFuel, with its entire plotline revolving around Dr. Kondraki getting his dick stuck in a water bottle. '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]]''' And to further clarify: This isn't a spoiler, because this is how it ''starts''. Even better is the decision to ship Kondraki and [[TokenEvilTeammate Dr. Clef]] in this canon, which seems mostly (if not ''entirely'' motivated) by the first author's desire to spite one anonymous homophobe from Website/{{Tumblr}} who complained about the various [=LGBTQIA+=] relationships portrayed on the site[[note]]particularly concerning the idea of Dr. Clef being gay/bisexual[[/note]], which manages to further add an extra layer of humor to the whole thing. The tagline on the canon hub page says it all:

* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dust-and-shopper-s-rewards Dust and Shopper's Rewards]]" in which [[VillainsOutShopping the Scarlet King goes to Walmart]]. Not only is there the Scarlet King's hilariously awkward attempts to make conversation with [=O5-1=] (who's actually [[PunchClockHero quite cheery and happy to see the King "out of the office"]]) when they bump into each other in the Walmart, but the Tale ends with him getting stuck in [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008 the Infinite Ikea]].

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/now-watch-and-learn-heres-the-deal Now Watch and Learn, Here's the Deal...]]. A tale about someone infected by a very dangerous infohazard wanting their mandatory termination to be by SCP-173. Only before he closes his eyes in front of 173, he upturns a [[Memes/LazyTown crate of banana peels]] at its feet. To quote the tale "The last thing he felt was a slab of concrete bitch-slapping him 27 times."
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/iteration-f Iteration F]] (''very'' NSFW), written as an addendum to [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1893 SCP-1893 ("The Minotaur's Tale")]]. We'll let the discussion page sum it up for us:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/containment-breach-the-musical Containment Breach: The Musical]]. The song titles in particular, with a highlight being [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From (Or So Help Me)"]] which is in response to [[AxCrazy 106]] getting out.

* Similarly to SCP-4503 (formerly SCP-503) and its retrieval log, there's a [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/document-348-002 Foundation Tale]] about [[{{Ghostapo}} a Nazi research operation into an SCP]] where the original article was deleted and reassigned. While the number is redacted out in the title to account for this, it's still visible in the URL, so the Nazis apparently had a facility to research [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-348 a bowl that produces noodle soup when you're hurt]].
* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/are-we-gentrified-yet Are We Gentrified Yet?]] features a premise that makes the Ship in a Bottle canon look ''sane'' by comparison, with the Curator of Are We Cool Yet? having to deal with removing an "art piece" from his exhibition due to its general [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels ...everything]]. "Everything" meaning ''a horny Mekhanite-Anartist live-action sucking a chocolate replica of Robert Bumaro's schlong''. Cue the single greatest news headline in the entire website;

* Ever wondered what it would be like to have a sitcom based on the SCP Foundation? Well, there's [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/habil-and-qabil Habil and Qabil]][[note]]The Quranic names of Cain and Abel[[/note]], which reads as a surveilance report that details precisely a web series based on some of the most popular [=SCPs=] living a very laidback life in Site 17 with little to no surveillance, interactions between several anomalous entities, cross-testing of [=SCPs=] with hilarious results and believe it or not a dose of ShipTease, overall a {{Lighter and Softer}} verse starring as the title says [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076 SCP-076-2]] and [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-073 SCP-073]]. The report has to be read to believed but among some noteworthy examples are:

** All the [=SCPs=] as your usual stock sitcom characters: Able and Cain as the {{Odd Couple}}, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-191 SCP-191]] being a BrattyTeenageDaughter, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134 SCP-134]] being stereotypically DisabledMeansHelpless, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-105]] being a SatelliteLoveInterest for Able ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer no, really]]) and finally [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507 SCP-507]] quickly assigning himself as the new ([[OnlyFriend and only]]) friend of Able. Oh, and he calls himself [[EasterEgg "Grabnok the Destroyer"]].

** The season finale was apparently a very poor attempt at doing a VerySpecialEpisode. Just the concept is already hilarious with the usual stereotypes about disability and PTSD that is resolved by the end of the episode with some HollywoodPsych at its finest, but also the CGI budget had apparently run out, and all the [=SCPs=] that would require the special effects were filmed in strategic shots to make those parts of their bodies obscured, with the cherry on top being the GainaxEnding of the scene obscuring and the camera pulling out to show Lord Blackwood ([[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867 SCP-1867]]) having apparently narrated the whole episode (or maybe the whole season) with a SpaceWhaleAesop as a closing thought:
---> '''Lord Blackwood''': And that my friends is how Doctor Wondertainment learned the true value of Transcendental Meditation.

*** [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458 SCP-458]] ("The Never Ending Pizza Box"), is apparently the only one that is constantly shown without any major inaccuracies and it's shown in the background in several scenes; in the one episode where it becomes the focus, the Foundation personnel have this to say:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-sun-ever-sets-on-the-british-empire May the Sun Ever Set on the British Empire]] is mostly [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome another trope]], but it does contain the humorous implication that the Foundation have brochures. And they are surprisingly honest.

* [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-excerpts Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef]]. Between Clef being nonchalant about really absurd stuff he's trying to summarize, there's the ContinuityPorn to many of the tales listed above.

* From the discussion on [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-352 SCP-352]]:

* Also, from the [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-105]] discussion:

* From the [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 096]] Discussion:
-->'''[=REDbluewhiteyellow=]''': So… what would happen if someone viewed its face from outer space?

* This [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-76858/scp-682#post-1677431 post]] on the 682 discussion forum. Also what immediately follows.

* From the comments on [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j the butt ghost]]:

* On the discussion page of [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239 SCP-239]], Voct is asking why SCP-239 is treated as a world-ending threat and [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-040 SCP-040]] isn't and whether or not she could {{depower}} 239. Kain Pathos Crow explains that 239 is '''way''' more powerful than 040. Voct then states that 040 ''could'' depower 239 but she would have to be told about the situation and realise that the Foundation can and (if necessary) will do the same to her. Crow reponds with the following.

* [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Epic Rap Battles of]] Wiki Characters! [[GangstaRap Dr. Clef]] vs. [[PissTakeRap Dr. Bright]] vs. [[BoastfulRap Dr. Sorts]] vs. [[RunningGag Dr. King]]! [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-458709/follow-the-keter#post-1409276 Begin!]]

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/pastry-based-aquatic-life-form-p13f15h PiefishAKAChris' userpage.]]
* In [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-773977/scp-2317#post-1962410 the discussion of SCP-2317]], in response to another user's comment that the idea of the Foundation being unable to contain a threat that mystics over 3000 years ago could defeat was unrealistic, [=DrClef=] provided a short story about [[AntiClimax what would happen if the Devourer could be defeated with conventional weapons.]]

* Clef also did this to the entry to which 2317 is a SpiritualSuccessor, SCP-231, when asked [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-94525/scp-231#post-414548 what the hell they're doing to the poor girl]]:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1060217/snippets-from-chat-13:the-unluckening There are many forums within which people log the funniest moments from the site's official chat.]] Hilarity ensues.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-296037/a-little-thing-someone-dug-up SCP-173]], Soviet style.

* Twice there have been March Madness events, which obviously involve [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny SCP deathmatches]] (but with overtly strong characters excluded) and accept joke [=SCPs=]! [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1150543 The 2015 edition]] [[DarkHorseVictory was won by a sea slug]], and the 2016 one (with [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scpfmmdbc-hub a dedicated hub]] featuring hilarious descriptions) by [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-777-j the ultimate Mary Sue]].
* The indicatively titled [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-631894 thread]] called "Passing the BrainBleach", with [[RuleThirtyFourCreatorReactions the contributors reacting to SCP-related Rule 34]] (and other weird\disturbing fan art).
* While the deletion log is usually mostly a technical report on what [[SturgeonsLaw bad articles didn't make it]], occasionally the mods will amuse themselves. [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1661879 This thread]] has the staff rejoicing at having to delete the {{Crack Fic}}s originated from an [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/an-incredibly-important-announcement April Fool's contest]], and [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1720474/deletions-35:there-has-been-an-awakening the following]] has two great cases of WaxingLyrical:

* The discussion of [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1722 SCP-1722]] had someone suggest exposing it to the infamous 231-110-MONTAUK document just to see what it would say. The author's response:

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1313 SCP-1313]] becomes even funnier when you read the discussion page and the very first post explains why the author wrote it:

* In the forums for [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2115 SCP-2115]][[note]]The extra terrestrial dating site[[/note]]:
** A comment from the author of SCP-1913;

** This was then addressed much later in a separate [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-13259911/scp-179-weighs-over-ten-quadrillion-kilograms forum post]], where the user calculated that SCP-179's body alone would have to weigh over ''ten quadrillion kilograms''; several dozen times the mass of Mount Everest, and also have a surface gravity of over ''18,000 Gs.''[[note]]This may not even be {{SciFi Writers Have No Sense of Scale}}, as extreme gravity was specifically mentioned in the "Physical Hazards" section of the dating profile.[[/note]] It ends with the user lampshading that it's unlikely that this information would ever be relevant, let alone useful, in any tale... Which was then proven wrong in the [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/resurrection-old-foes-hub Resurrection: Old Foes]] mini-canon when Sauelsuesor's favor (one of her ultra dense hairs) became a ChekhovsGun. It also [[{{CrackShip}} pairs her]] with the virtually indestructible, perpetually suit-wearing [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1233 Moon Champion]], thus her profile finally finding a match after more than ''[[{{BrickJoke}} six real-time years]].''
* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1733 SCP-1733]] is a DVR player with a recording of the season opening game for the 2010-2011 NBA season, featuring the Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat. However as the recording is played back again and again, it starts to deviate from the original, and the people in the recording gain awareness that they're stuck in some sort of GroundhogDayLoop, eventually leading to an [[ItMakesSenseInContext anti-materialistic cult ritually sacrificing some star players]] in hopes of appeasing whatever force is keeping them trapped in the seemingly-eternal loop. [[http://www.scpwiki.com/forum/t-463060/scp-1733#post-1423325 One poster]] makes a facetious jab accusing the author of writing this SCP just to throw some [[TakeThat shade]] at UsefulNotes/LeBronJames (one of the players sacrificed in an iteration of the recording).
* From the discussion of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-4324348/scp-3935 SCP-3935]]:

* On the official Tumblr blog, what is one potential cause for the Foundation's collapse? Why, ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' with a gun, [[http://scp-wiki-official.tumblr.com/post/184333812093/the-foundation-survived-until-kirby-showed-up-with that's what]]! Made better with the only descriptor of the events being that [[NoodleIncident "it was a dark day."]]
* In the guide [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/zen-and-the-art-of-data-expunged Zen and the Art of [DATA EXPUNGED],]] the author references a quote from SCP-426, in which a man, believing himself to be a toaster, "attempted [REDACTED] with (426)." The bluntness of the author's statement is what sells it.

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/djkaktus DJkaktus]] is one of the most popular writers on the site, having written a several articles with over 1000 upvotes, being the winner of two contests and the runner up of several others. If you were to take a look at their author page, you might think that the fame is [[SarcasmMode kinda]] getting to their head.
* Some of the [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scpdeclassified declassifications]] can be pretty funny in their own right. Take, for example, this excerpt from the [[https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPDeclassified/comments/fae5dx/scp5005_lamplight_declassification/ declassification of SCP-5005]]:
--> His plans don't go perfectly, as pretty much the only people who want to live in a freezing cold voidscape are edgy brooding artists who want to be pretentious. [...] The barkeeper, Osmanoglu, describes Delacroix as a sad man, who realized that his utopian paradise had failed and was now just a place for poets to be edgy and drink absinthe.
* The [[http://www.scpwiki.com/standard-form-for-downvotes Standard Form For Downvotes]], a checklist of why one is giving an SCP author TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, including things like:

** There is a whole episode that's basically the SCP version of {{The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny}} (it's even the name of the episode) told as a professional boxing match between some of the most dangerous [=SCPs=], with SCP-682 as the defending champion, and it is as ridiculous as it sounds. It was done in its majority in CGI, and this is the only part where no mention of the cheap effects it made, implying that this was where all the special effects budget went to, leaving the rest of the series with very poor visuals. As if this wasn't enough the last portion of the episode is done in regular live action again revealing that it was Able telling this as a story to the [=SCPs=] in Site 17:

* At one point, a guest researcher decided to try and [[WouldHurtAChild introduce children into 682's containment cell.]] That, of course, is not funny in the slightest. What IS funny, however, is when [[LaserGuidedKarma a different staff member decides to introduce the same guest researcher to the same cell.]]

* The entire [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/siabhub Ship In A Bottle canon]]. To further clarify, [[BreatherEpisode it's one of the few canons that isn't]] dedicated to NightmareFuel, with its entire plotline revolving around [[CrazyAwesome Dr. Kondraki]] getting his dick stuck in a water bottle. '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]]''' And to further clarify: This isn't a spoiler, because this is how it ''starts''. Even better is the decision to ship Kondraki and [[TokenEvilTeammate Dr. Clef]] in this canon, which seems mostly (if not ''entirely'' motivated) by the first author's desire to spite one anonymous homophobe from Website/{{Tumblr}} who complained about the various [=LGBTQIA+=] relationships portrayed on the site[[note]]particularly concerning the idea of Dr. Clef being gay/bisexual[[/note]], which manages to further add an extra layer of humor to the whole thing. The tagline on the canon hub page says it all:

--->'''The article:''' The entire student body shows up for school on Friday.
--->'''Aceofmoxes:''' As a teacher in small-town Indiana, I can say this is the most unbelievable part of the the whole SCiP. Creepy Shadows? Sure. Students falling through the floor? Poor budgets. All the students show up for school? On a Friday? Unbelievable.
--->'''The article''': The interior of the school has become non-Euclidean.
--->'''Aceofmoxes''': The interior of most schools would be non-Euclidean already. Are you saying the school was anomalously completely Euclidean before?

* In the forums for [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2115 SCP-2115]][[note]]The extra terrestrial dating site[[/note]] ** A comment from the author of SCP-1913;

----> ''No, Music{{Nickelback}} is not involved in Procedure 110-Montauk. That is not why monitoring personnel are permitted to turn the audio off.''

-->Location of Recovery:████████ Middle School, ███████, Oregon

* [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/protocol-gattai Protocol GATTAI]], or "[[AnimeTropes Anime]] TropeOverdosed: The SCP Tale". And ''[[https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/41280934 someone made fanart of it]].''[[note]]Unfortunately now deleted along with all of the other work from the author (Von Pincier), though you can still see it via the Wayback Machine.[[/note]]

* Another plan they don't even entertain considering is locking 682 in a cell with 173 with a picture of 096 on it. The problem is, even if 682 is killed, [[CaptainObvious nothing can be done]]. If someone looks in, [[DontLookAtMe 096 attacks them]]. If no one looks in, 173 is loose. The entire idea is [[TooDumbToLive so stupidly suicidal]] that they conclude the notes with "Denied with vehemence."

** The episode called "Data Expunged" with the note in the report clarifying that it is literally called that and not a case of being censored by the Foundation. The plot itself has Cain telling Grabnok three ridiculous answers for long-standing SCP mysteries, leading to this commentary:
--->No, Music/{{Nickelback}} is not involved in Procedure 110-Montauk. That is not why monitoring personnel are permitted to turn the audio off.

*** The aforementioned episode of "Data Expunged" has Cain telling Grabnok that Procedure 110-Montauk involves [[TakeThat listening to Nickleback]] among other things that are expunged from the SCP articles.
----> ''No, Nickelback is not involved in Procedure 110-Montauk. That is not why monitoring personnel are permitted to turn the audio off.''

** The episode called "Data Expunged" with the note in the report clarifying that it is literally called that and not a case of being censored by the Foundation.

** This was then addressed much later in a separate [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-13259911/scp-179-weighs-over-ten-quadrillion-kilograms forum post]], where the user calculated that SCP-179's body alone would have to weigh over ''ten quadrillion kilograms''; several dozen times the mass of Mount Everest, and also have a surface gravity of over ''18,000 Gs.''[[note]]This may not even be {{SciFi Writers Have No Sense of Scale}}, as extreme gravity was specifically mentioned in the "Physical Hazards" section of the dating profile.[[/note]] It ends with the user lampshading that it's unlikely that this information would ever be relevant, let alone useful, in any tale... Which was then proven wrong in the [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/resurrection-old-foes-hub Resurrection: Old Foes]] mini-canon when Sauelsuesor's favor (one of her ultra dense hairs) became a [[{{ChekhovsGun}} Chekhov's Gun]]. It also [[{{CrackShip}} pairs her]] with the virtually indestructible, perpetually suit-wearing [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1233 Moon Champion]], thus her profile finally finding a match after more than ''[[{{BrickJoke}} six real-time years]].''

* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everyone-knows Everybody Knows]]", where {{The Masquerade}} is finally dissolved. Not because of a single event that made it impossible to maintain, but because with so many groups out there that were so ''huge'' in terms of personnel, everyone in the world except for one guy was already involved in the paranormal and it was thus completely ''pointless.'' There's also [[MadArtist the Critic's]] exasperated outburst directed at his own artists at Are We Cool Yet?, who's tired of most of them thinking "art" equals "murder" when the whole point is to send a message, [[PragmaticVillainy which dead people don't understand]].

Rape is just not a good SCP topic/effect. \\

--> Dude fucked a toaster.

** All the [=SCPs=] as your usual stock sitcom characters: Able and Cain as the {{Odd Couple}}, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-191 SCP-191]] being a BrattyTeenageDaughter, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134 SCP-134]] being stereotypically DisabledMeansHelpless, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-105]] being a SatelliteLoveInterest for Cain ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer no, really]]) and finally [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507 SCP-507]] quickly assigning himself as the new ([[OnlyFriend and only]]) friend of Able. Oh, and he calls himself [[EasterEgg "Grabnok the Destroyer"]].

* '''UPDATE:''' Doctor Rights had a beautiful baby girl on November 1st! Congratulations! '''MTF TEAM ALPHA SIX MOVE INTO POSITIONS TO SECURE THE ASSET'''

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* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1733 SCP-1733]] is a DVR player with a recording of the season opening game for the 2010-2011 NBA season, featuring the Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat. However as the recording is played back again and again, it starts to deviate from the original, and the people in the recording gain awareness that they're stuck in some sort of GroundhogDayLoop, eventually leading to an [[ItMakesSenseInContext anti-materialistic cult ritually sacrificing some star players]] in hopes of appeasing whatever force is keeping them trapped in the seemingly-eternal loop. [[http://www.scpwiki.com/forum/t-463060/scp-1733#post-1423325 One poster]] makes a facetious jab accusing the author of writing this SCP just to throw some [[TakeThat shade]] at UsefulNotes/LeBronJames.

* [[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-1733 SCP-1733]] is a DVR player with a recording of the season opening game for the 2010-2011 NBA season, featuring the Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat. However as the recording is played back again and again, it starts to deviate from the original, and the people in the recording gain awareness that they're stuck in some sort of GroundhogDayLoop, [eventually leading to an anti-materialistic cult ritually sacrificing some star players in hopes of appeasing whatever force is keeping them trapped in the seemingly-eternal loop. [[http://www.scpwiki.com/forum/t-463060/scp-1733#post-1423325 One poster]] makes a facetious jab accusing the author of writing this SCP just to throw some [[TakeThat shade]] at UsefulNotes/LeBronJames.

** She ends up ''scribbling on 682 with crayons''. The fact that SCP-682 let this happen, and the fact that they get along so well is somewhere between this and heartwarming; the theories concerning ''why'' this happened are NightmareFuel, though (SCP-053 being a young girl who also happens to be HatePlague given human form).

* Ever wondered what it would be like to have a sitcom based on the SCP Foundation? Well, the [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/habil-and-qabil Habil and Qabil]][[note]]The quranic names of Cain and Abel[[/note]] which reads as a surveilance report that details precisely a web series based on some of the most popular SCP's living a very laidback life in Site 17 with little to no surveillance, interactions bewteen several anomalous entities, cross-testing of SCP's with hilarious results and believe it or not a dosis of ShipTease, overall a {{Lighter and Softer}} verse starring as the title says [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076 SCP-076-2]] and [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-073 SCP-073]], the report has to be read to believed but among some noteworthy examples are:
** Honestly, just the fact that despite the numerous innacuracies about the Foundation and the SCP made inside the series, there are enough correct details that they still consider the mere existance of it, a security breach.
** The [[SpecialEffectsFailure cheap CGI]] used for the effects of several of the SCP's appearance (namely Cain's prosthetics) is constantly mentioned, along with the poor visual quality of some of the episodes, like Able's tatoos having inconsistances between episodes.
** All the SCP's as your usual stock sitcom characters: Able and Cain as the {{Odd Couple}}, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-191 SCP-191]] being a BrattyTeenageDaughter, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134 SCP-134]] being stereotipically DisabledMeansHelpless, [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-105]] being a SatelliteLoveInterest for Cain ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer no, really]]) and finally [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507 SCP-507]] quickly assigning himself as the new([[OnlyFriend and only friend]]) of Able. Oh, and he calls himself [[EasterEgg "Grabnok the Destroyer"]].
** The whole episode where Able, Cain and Grabnok go on a guy's night out, it ends in predictable disaster due to their anomalous properties and poor social behavior but the fact they went to a karaoke bar and their singing was so atrocious that they were kicked out, takes the cake; the subplot of it involves Iris running away from SCP-096 the entirety of the episode which is chasing her because when she tried to tag along with the guys and Able just handed her the picture of it to get her off his back.
** There is a whole episode that's basically the SCP version of {{The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny}} (it's even the name of the episode) that it's told as professional boxing match between some of the most dangerous SCP, with SCP-682 as the defending champion, it is as ridiculous as it sounds and it was done in its majority in CGI, this is the only part where no mention of the cheap effects it made, implying that it was this where all the special effects budget went to, leaving the rest of the series with very poor visuals. As if this wasn't enough the last portion of the episode is done in regular live action again revealing that it was Able telling this as a story to the SCP on site 17:

** The season finale was apparently a very poor attempt at doing a VerySpecialEpisode, just the concept is already hilarious with the usual stereotypes about disability and PTSD that is resolved by the end of it with some HollywoodPsych at its finest, but also because the CGI budget was apparently over, and all the SCP's that would require the special effects where filmed in strategic shots to make those parts of their bodies obscured, the cherry on top was the GainaxEnding of the scene obscuring and the camera pulling out to show Lord Blackwood ([[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867 SCP-1867]]) having apparently narrated the whole episode (or maybe the whole season) with some SpaceWhaleAesop as a closing thought:

** The report details a summary of the whole 13 episodes of the first and only season of this series, after each one, there's a commentary by the personnel and some of them are hilarious on their own right:
*** When pointing out that Able would never be contained in Site 19 (the location from where according to the series, he was contained before being transferred to Site 17) due to the threat it would pose:

*** Apparently the reason Able's name is spelled that way is because the researcher who questioned him about his name scribbled his answer [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure somehow didn't make the connection between the name and the biblical Abel]], and because Able refused to elaborate in the spelling, it has been spelled like that ever since:

*** [[http://www.scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458 SCP-458]] ("The Never Ending Pizza Box"), is apparently the only one that is constantly shown without any major inaccuracies and it's shown in the background in several scenes, in the one episode where it becomes the focus, the Foundation personnel have this to say:

*** The aforementioned episode of "Data Expunged" has Cain telling Grabnok that the Procedure 110-Montauk involves [[TakeThat listening to Nickleback]] among other things that are expunged from the SCP articles.