History Funny / RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves

** The pillow moment is topped off by the look on Marian's face reacting to the absurdity of them pausing to put a pillow under her head.

-->'''Robin''': Look, mistletoe. I've had a fair bit of luck with the ladies thanks to this little plant.
-->'''Azeem''': In my country, we talk to our women. We don't drug them with plants.

* After Robin cuts the Sheriff's cheek during an early confrontation, some unidentified smartass in the castle evidently has a bust of the Sheriff defaced to include the new scar. The Sheriff takes notice of this and distractedly tries to buff it out during one of his rants, and during the StormingTheCastle sequence Robin is momentarily pulled out of the moment when he stops and does a DoubleTake at the scar on the statue.

* The catapult scene, to get Robin and Azeem in the castle. It's built up with epic music and a typical exchange - "Is she worth it?" "Worth dying for." - then they go flying over... and land in a hay wagon, with chickens going flying upwards. Then there's the priceless reaction from Will Scarlet.

* "Fuck me, he cleared it!"

* Maid Marian stumbles over [[spoiler: Robin bathing in a waterfall and gets an eyeful.]] Helped by her handmaid happily commenting, "Oh, my lady, look!"

** The pillow moment is topped off by the look on Marian's face reacting to the absurdity of them pausing to put a pillow under her head.
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-->'''Duncan''': A curse on Moors and Saracens! If it were not for their ungodly ways, Master Robin would never have left. ({{Beat}}) What manner of name is "Azeem"? Irish? Cornish?
-->'''Azeem''': ''[[RightInFrontOfMe Moorish.]]''
-->(Duncan cringes in fear.)

--->'''Nottingham''': Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings... and ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking call off Christmas]]!''

--->'''Baron''': My Lord Sheriff, is this your idea of control?
--->'''Sheriff''': Shut up, you twit!

-->'''Guy of Gisborne''': Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
-->'''Nottingham''': Because it's ''dull'', you twit! It will ''hurt more''!

** The pillow moment is topped off by the look on Marian's face reacting to the absurdity of them pausing to put a pillow under her head.

** And later, during their fight at the climax, the Sheriff gives Robin a similar cut (on the chin), gestures to his scar, and says, "[[EvilIsPetty Now]] we're [[MakeUsEven even]]!"

-->'''Robin''': THAT'S your father?!
-->'''Wulf''': (''nods and smiles'')
-->'''Robin''': (''OhCrap face and weird nervous laugh'')

-->'''Azeem''': How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?
-->'''Robin''': God only knows.

** And later, during their fight at the climax, the Sheriff gives Robin a similar cut (on the chin), gestures to his scar, and says, "[[EvilIsPetty Now we're even]]!"

** This outburst from the Sheriff:

--->'''Nottingham''': Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings... and ''call off Christmas!''

** And later, during their fight at the climax, the Sheriff gives Robin a similar cut (on the chin), gestures to his scar, and says, "Now we're even!"

-->'''Nottingham''': Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings... and ''call off Christmas!''

-->'''Baron''': My Lord Sheriff, is this your idea of control?
-->'''Sheriff''': Shut up, you twit!
* When Robin firsts meets Little John, he notices Wulf (whom he'd saved from the Sheriff's men earlier) calling John "father"-
-->'''Robin''': HE'S your father?!

* In a very black comedy way, the Sheriff of Notingham ComicallyMissingThePoint about having "something pure" once in his life, as he begins trying to rape Marian in the middle of their wedding ceremony, with the corrupt bishop performing the service looking on in increasing horror. In particular, the shot of the Sheriff arching up his hips, planting his feet against Marian's ankles, and dropping suddenly to spread her legs is darkly, disturbingly hysterical.

** The pillow moment is topped off by the look on Marian's face reacting to the absurdity of them pausing to put a pillow under her head.
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-->'''Azeem''': ''Moorish.''

* "LOCKSLEY! I'm going to cut your heart out with a ''spoon''!" "Then it begins."

** The best part is that, as Duncan is conplaining about Moors, Azeem is slowly moving closer to him, so that when he speaks he is right next to the blind man.

* Maid Marian stumbles over [[spoiler: Robin bathing in a waterfall and gets an eyeful.]] Helped by her nursemaid happily commenting, "Oh, my lady, look!"
** Gets an extra bit of funny when they finally speak, and she tries to play it cool and ask "What are you doing here?" as if she doesn't know that her old friend Robin of Locksley is Robin Hood. He replies, "Taking a lady's advice." (Which is a reference to a funny moment from earlier in the film, where Marian asks him, as a personal favor to her, to please take a bath.)

** And Morgana tapping him on the shoulder to hand him a pillow. Yes, by all means, let's at least have the decency to make the woman comfortable while you violate her.

** Gets an extra bit of funny when they finally speak, and she tries to play it cool and ask "What are you doing here?" as if she doesn't know that her old friend Robin of Locksley is Robin Hood. He replies, "Taking a lady's advice." (Which is a reference to a funny moment from earlier in the film: Robin smears himself with horse manure to pose as a beggar and sneak in to talk to Marian, and at the end of their conversation Marian asks him, as a personal favor to her, to please take a bath.)

* "LOCKSLEY! I'm going to cut your heart out with a ''spoon''!"

-->'''Guy of Gisborne''': Why a spoon, cousin?

-->'''Nottingham''': Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers, no more merciful beheadings... and ''call off Christmas!''

** Gets an extra bit of funny when they finally speak, and she tries to play it cool and ask "What are you doing here?" as if she doesn't know that her old friend Robin of Locksley is Robin Hood. He replies, "Taking a lady's advice." (Earlier in the film, [[spoiler:she had asked him to take a bath as a personal favor]].)

* The Sheriff and his cousin, Guy of Guisbourne, eye-rolling during church when the bishop asks for blessings for the Sheriff. [[FridgeBrilliance Considering they're devil worshippers, this isn't surprising.]]

-->'''Nottingham''': You, my room, 10:30. (''to the other woman'') You, 10:45... And bring a friend!