History Funny / Phelous2016Episodes

'''Anime Dad''': [[AbusiveParents Maybe my gift will be the back of my hand]]!\\

'''Old Man''': ''(when the father finds the red roses)'' Oh! This is your chance to get Maria back! Get her a pink rose instead of the red one that she requested!\\
'''Anime Dad''': Ah, yes! Then I will [[AssShove shove the rose so far up her ass it comes out her mouth]] and then [[AxCrazy burn the house down]]!\\

'''Old Man''': I am not saying it! I refuse to have any part in this! You are the worst Beauty's father ever!\\

'''Old Man''': Who cares! ''(leaves)''

** He also suggests that Christopher Jacot's character isn't getting along with the others due to being [[WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes more of a Marvel guy]].

* Near the movie’s climax, Jesse throws another tantrum which is [[Film/TheRoom2003 edited to be Tommy Wiseau’s famous tantrum.]]

* Near the movie’s climax, Jesse throws another tantrum which is [[Flim/TheRoom2003 edited to be Tommy’s famous tantrum.]]

''Clip from Film/JacobsLadder'': Dream on.\\
'''Phelous:''' ''*while dusting off his hands*'' There. I feel like I sufficiently ruined that little song.

-->'''Phelous!Dad''':Looking at porn son, screw off!

* The Prince being announced as entering the ball with Cinderella, even though he already in attendance minutes earlier. Phelous then questions if he's just randomly announced whenever he comes and goes.

'''Phelous''': Yikes! If you're getting called stupid by ''[[UncannyValley this]]'' face, you better rethink your life.\\

* His HappyEndingOverride

-->'''Phelous!Duke''': ''Now going to the bathroom, The Prince!''\\

* When the Prince is placing the shoe on various ladies' feet, it ends up fitting on the foot of none other than [=GoodTimes=]' Beauty, who [[RunningGag (of course)]] gasps in surprise.
-->'''Phelous!Prince:''' Oh, uh...you...obviously aren't the woman that I danced with last night...I don't know why I did this...\\
'''Phelous!Old Man''': Nope! You gotta take her now! I still get paid for this? See ya later!

* Throughout the review, comparing this version to the UAV version - and deciding this one [[UpToEleven is much worse]]. He makes a convincing case.

* Jessie's dad negligence over his son being a RunningGag.
-->'''Jessie''': Hey I scored the winning goal at the soccer game today!

-->'''Phelous!Jessie''': No promises dad!

* Any time Phelous makes jokes about [[KissingCousins how disturbingly close Jessie is with his cousin]].

* When Pierre tells Esmeralda that she's full of secrets, [[Main/CallBack she grows wings and flies away while the]] Film/PumaMan [[Main/CallBack theme plays.]]

* Playing the Film/PumaMan theme over the scene where [[spoiler: [[GainaxEnding Quasimodo spontaneously grows wings and starts flying]].]]

-->'''Phelous''': "[[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Frollo really gets to have a lot of different jobs, doesn't he?]] Frollo was the archdeacon in [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the book]], he was a judge in [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney one]], but now, [[SarcasmMode the greatest Frollo of them all is the Sheriff of Notre Dame!]]"

* When he finally sneaks in a reference to "[[MemeticMutation Yee]]"

* His reaction to the discovery of Tio II. He points out the obvious cruelty of Tio's parents just not bothering to look for their son and just had another son named after the first one.
--> '''Phelous''': Holy shit, their parents are horrible! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love it!]]

* TheStinger where Old man meets Anime Dad's grave.

'''Old Man''': You don't have a name!? [[HypocriticalHumor What a loser!]]

-->'''Pierre:''' There's only one Esmeralda and that blimp on stage isn't her.\\
'''Phelous:''' Why'd ya say that, Pierrelock? Is it because if she'd put on that much weight in less than a day she'd be ''DEAD!?''

-->'''Phelous''' (''also'' not opening his mouth): Hallo, Talking-Without-Opening-My-Mouth! Honh-honh-honh! Random French word! MERDE! Not funny! Honh-honh!

-->"What the fuck is this, Series/TheBigBangTheory?!"

* "Make way for Le Grande Fromage! Heh-heh!" "Hallo, Talking-Without-Opening-My-Mouth! Honh-honh-honh! Random French word! MERDE! Not funny! Honh-honh!"
* "Quasi-Frollo" saying "The party is over, Fellas!" with his accent. Cue Phelous' reaction:
-->'''Phelous''': Di-did he just say my fucking name?! WHAT THe FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

* One the bears complains how nobody will care if he gets wet, thus prompting....
--> '''Old Man''': I hope that bear ''does'' get wet in the future, [[RunningGag because that will mean...]] [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope that I was expected!]] [[ExtremeOmnivore *eats Grumpy*]] Ha! fooled you guys on that one!]]