History Funny / Phelous2012Episodes

* In slow-mo: "'''ROBOTNIK, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''"

-->'''Mom''' (after witnessing the lamp using her husband's face): Wow... so I really ''did'' marry a lamp!

-->'''Phelous!Splinter:''' Well, when I said that, I meant "practice the ninjutsu of music!" And by "invisible", I meant "go on fucking stage in front of hundreds of people, and then let yourself be recorded so everyone sees you!"

-->'''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Movie!Splinter]]:''' You must never stop practicing the art of ninja. The art of...invisibility.

-->'''Phelous!Leo''': [[WhatAnidiot I don't wanna]] [[NeverMyFault hear it]]!

-->'''Phelous!Chucky''': [[FoeYay "Then I can be the one kissing Andy."]]

* From his ''Halloween 6'' review: [[spoiler: Michael Myers IS ''Film/{{Pumaman}}''!]]

* After boasting about how he's been killing and eating people for thirty years and never left anything behind, the new old guy leading the Inbreds almost immediately displays his [[InformedAbility pretended expertise]] by [[TooDumbToLive putting himself in the middle of the road in order to ambush people, almost getting hit by a car in the process]] and [[RealityEnsues being arrested immediately by the cops]] after [[EpicFail getting the crap beaten out of him by the teenagers he was trying to catch]]. On top of this, it's later revealed he ''was'' wanted for murder, [[BlatantLies meaning he didn't even do that good of a job at covering his tracks]].

* The [[StylisticSuck title card]] from the Sonic Christmas Blast episode.

-->"Don't laugh at me! I AM EVIL INCARNATE IN A LIGHT UP ROOM, DAMN IT!!"

* [[HypocriticalHumor The Nostalgia Critic calling Phelous' life a disaster and laughing at him]]. Depending on if this takes place before or after ''ScoobyDoo'', could also be HarsherInHindsight.

* Phelous dubbing over Scratch's lines (and especially his AnnoyingLaugh).

[[folder: Octopus 2]]

[[folder: Roller Samurai Vampire Slayers]]

[[folder: Child's Play 2]]

[[folder: Mortal Komedy]]

[[folder: Killdozer]]

[[folder: Amityville 4]]

[[folder: Man's Best Friend]]

[[folder: Aladdin]]

[[folder: Blood Rayne]]

[[folder: Blood Rayne 2]]

[[folder: Blubberella]]

[[folder: In the Name of the King]]

[[folder: Child's Play 3]]

[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween]]

[[folder: Rob Zombie's Halloween 2]]

[[folder: Halloween 6]]

[[folder: TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells]]

[[folder: TMNT: Gettin Down in Your Town]]

[[folder: The Real Ghostbusters: X-Mas Marks the Spot]]

[[folder: Sonic Christmas Blast]]

[[folder: Super Mario Christmas]]

** '''Phelous:''' So, yeah, guess this is a piece of shit, but I got what I paid for! ''(Woody Woodpecker-like laugh)''
* "Mr. Expalinypants", the obvious TakeThat to [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Doug Walker]] who likes irritating the heck out of Phelous.
** '''Mr. Explainypants:''' I explain the joke so you don't ha... aaghh! ''(gets dragged off screen)''

** '''Phelous:''' Oh, hey, I didn't know LinkOWLa was in this movie!

-->'''Phelous D1:''' Ha ha ha ha! You never should have installed that tatoo scanner on your door, Phelous!\\

* The montage of all the evil old guy's over the top, redudant death threats he keeps throwing at the protagonists from his cell.

--> '''Phelous!Peter''': You blasting [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends this cat]] in particular offends me more than usual[[note]]Peter and Garfirld shared the same voice actor, Lorenzo Music[[/note]].

--->'''Cat''': "Eeee, whatever; it would have been a lot of effort to get into that cage, anyway..."

* After boasting about how he's been killing and eating people for thirty years and never left anything behind, the new old guy leading the Inbreds almost immediately displays his [[InformedAbility pretended expertise]] by [[TooDumbToLive putting himself in the middle of the road in order to ambush people, almost getting hit by a car in the process]] and [[RealityEnsues being arrested immediately by the cops]] after [[EpicFail getting the crap beaten out of him by the teenagers he was trying to catch]]. On top of this, it's later revealed he ''was'' wanted for murder, [[BlatantLie meaning he didn't even do that good of a job at covering his tracks]].

-->'''Phelous''': A long line of Inbreds... yeah, that'd would work out well. And I do relaly mean it'd work out well in this movie's bizarre universe, because they seem to imply that fucking your family members is how you get the superior genes!

* After boasting about how he's been killing and eating people for thirty years and never left anything behind, the new old guy leading the Inbreds almost immediately displays his [[InformedAbility pretended expertise]] by [[TooDumbToLive putting himself in the middle of the road in order to ambush people, almost getting hit by a car in the process]] and [[RealityEnsues getting himself arrested immediately by the cops]] after [[EpicFail getting the crap beaten out of him by the teenagers he was trying to catch]]. On top of this, it's later revealed he ''was'' a wanted man, meaning he didn't even do that good of a job at covering his tracks.

* Phelous summarizes the entire plot of the movie to three lines on a loop:
-->'''Protagonists''': Ah! What do we do! We're so stupid!

-->'''Phelous as a soldier''' (''facing Jason''): I've got a shotgun, you stupid freak! (''Jason raises his machete'') OH! A KNIFE! I'M SO STUPID! (''shoot himself'')

* Phelous' growing impatience over the characters being completely powerless to fight back against the Inbred, even though they are led by a cop and armed with guns while their opponents are four idiots with knives and bows. This leads him to theorize the next movie will be about the Inbred taking on the army with knives and winning:
-->'''Phelous as a soldier''' (''facing Jason''): Alright, freak, I got a gun! (''Jason raises his machete'') OH! A KNIFE! I'M SO STUPID! (''shoot himself'')
** Then he theorizes Wrong Turn 7 and 8 will respectively be about the Inbred going on the moon to blow up Earth, and about them going into space to kill aliens.

-->'''Phelous''' (''After Three-Fingers sliced off the anchor's finger while she was FlippingTheBird to him''): That's ''four'' fingers, you idiot! Some superior species you are!