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-->'''Hulkling:''' I am the one true [[ComicStrip/{{Blondie}} Dagwood]].

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-->'''Hulkling:''' I am the one true [[ComicStrip/{{Blondie}} [[ComicStrip/Blondie1930 Dagwood]].
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-->'''The Maker''': That's...oh, no. That's the MissionImpossible theme.

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-->'''The Maker''': That's...oh, no. That's the MissionImpossible Series/MissionImpossible theme.
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---> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' Done.]]

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---> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' '''Teddy:''' Done.]]



---> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' I found this in there. Looks like a sword. Can we go home now?]]

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---> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' '''Teddy:''' I found this in there. Looks like a sword. Can we go home now?]]now?



* On the second-to-last page of issue 6, [[spoiler:we get a glimpse of Teddy and Billy's life in the future. Teddy's still got his space sword, and he's keeping it in an umbrella stand.]]

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* On the second-to-last page of issue 6, [[spoiler:we we get a glimpse of Teddy and Billy's life in the future. Teddy's still got his space sword, and he's keeping it in an umbrella stand.]]



* The narration caption for TheReveal of Avenger Five, which had been teased in multiple issues up to this point. "'''Avenger Five.''' Yes, it's [[spoiler:a giant robot]]."

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* The narration caption for TheReveal of Avenger Five, which had been teased in multiple issues up to this point. "'''Avenger Five.''' Yes, it's [[spoiler:a a giant robot]].robot."



* A W.H.I.S.P.E.R. insect-man's reaction to [[spoiler:the W.H.I.S.P.E.R. base's imminent destruction by a S.H.I.E.L.D. Total Annihilation Drone]].

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* A W.H.I.S.P.E.R. insect-man's reaction to [[spoiler:the the W.H.I.S.P.E.R. base's imminent destruction by a S.H.I.E.L.D. Total Annihilation Drone]].Drone.
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** For that matter, there's Todd Ziller's backstory. You know that horrendous chain email about the conservative Christian marine who punches the atheist college professor in the face? He was the marine.

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** For that matter, there's Todd Ziller's backstory. You know that horrendous chain email about the conservative Christian marine Marine who punches the atheist college professor in the face? He ''He was the marine.Marine.''

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* The sheer insanity that is the American Kaiju. An attempt at creating another super-soldier with every bit of mad science thrown in turns Corporal Todd Ziller into a thirty-story-high, green, fire-breathin' ''tax funded'' lizard with an American flag tattooed on its chest. Just to take out a bunch of mostly harmless mad scientists, and some Avengers.

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* The sheer insanity that is the American Kaiju. An attempt at creating another super-soldier with every bit of mad science thrown in turns Corporal Todd Ziller into a thirty-story-high, green, fire-breathin' ''tax funded'' lizard with an American flag tattooed on its chest.chest, created in large part because as General Maverick admits, AIM are right - [[ForScience Mad Science]] ''is'' fun. Just to take out a bunch of mostly harmless mad scientists, and some Avengers.



* And also in issue 11, is Wanda having mastered the "embarrassing mom" routine and showing it off in front of Billy and Teddy while she rambles on about her own wedding back in the 70s, all of which sounds ridiculous but is entirely canon.

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* And also in issue 11, is Wanda having mastered the "embarrassing mom" routine and showing it off in front of Billy and Teddy while she rambles on about her own wedding back in the 70s, all of which sounds ridiculous but is entirely canon. Billy and Teddy are hilariously awkward.


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* Hill's angry rant at Garrett at the start of issue 12 about how the world's premier spy agency can't find Roberto, "a cocktail sipping lounge-lizard."

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** Also when one of the mooks gets narrowly saved from being killed: "[-My whole '''thesis defense''' flashed before my eyes... and I wasn't wearing '''pants'''...-]"

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** Also when one of the mooks gets narrowly saved from being killed: "[-My killed:
-->"[-My
whole '''thesis defense''' flashed before my eyes... and I wasn't wearing '''pants'''...-]"

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* Issue 3, Lan-Zarr's failed attempt at being dramatic:
--> '''Lan-Zarr:''' Within the light – if you are worthy – you will find your destiny waiting. But beware, "Teddy" of Earth, for if you prove yourself unworthy of the prize, nothing waits for you but ''searing agony''. For these mystic forces ''know'' the true seeker. So be sure, "Teddy" of Earth – sure in your heart that you are truly the–
--> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' Done.]]
--> '''Lan-Zarr:''' What?
--> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' I found this in there. Looks like a sword. Can we go home now?]]

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* Issue 3, 3:
** Hulkling proudly showing off his giant manwich.
-->'''Hulkling:''' I am the one true [[ComicStrip/{{Blondie}} Dagwood]].
** After Billy teleports onto the Skrull ship with Teddy:
-->'''Power Man:''' Oh, man. I ''so'' picked the wrong day to call him out on his name.
**
Lan-Zarr's failed attempt at being dramatic:
--> ---> '''Lan-Zarr:''' Within the light – if you are worthy – you will find your destiny waiting. But beware, "Teddy" of Earth, for if you prove yourself unworthy of the prize, nothing waits for you but ''searing agony''. For these mystic forces ''know'' the true seeker. So be sure, "Teddy" of Earth – sure in your heart that you are truly the–
--> ---> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' Done.]]
--> ---> '''Lan-Zarr:''' What?
--> ---> [[spoiler:'''Teddy:''' I found this in there. Looks like a sword. Can we go home now?]]


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** The monologue itself is also pretty great.
--->'''Clint:''' Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Avenger Three...Boldly going where pretty much all of us have gone before...
** "One more day at the office, Clint. Space Cthulu's got five eyes...You got five TNT arrows. 'Cause you're [[BrickJoke Cool Dad]]. Baby."
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* Take a look at one of the squirrels SG summons. The writers somehow managed to invoke GratuitousFrench ''with a squirrel''.

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* "You '''foolish fools!''' My plunder-bots are '''impregnable!''' And worth every '''penny''' of the rental fee - [-Wait, why didn't we just plunder them?-]

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* ** "You '''foolish fools!''' My plunder-bots are '''impregnable!''' And worth every '''penny''' of the rental fee - [-Wait, why didn't we just plunder them?-]them?-]"
** The Plunderer's reaction to Squirrel Girl showing up, as any sensible person might react. "Oh. '''[[TheDreaded Her.]]'''"
** "Fear not, Terry! I'll save you!" "Gaaaah! Their tails!" ''(without missing a beat)'' "Well, I'll save ''me'', at any rate!"

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** It roars "'''[[PatrioticFervor YUUUU! ESSSSS! AAYYY!]]'''" And the lettering of its roar is rendered in patriotic red, white and blue.

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** It roars "'''[[PatrioticFervor YUUUU! ESSSSS! AAYYY!]]'''" And the lettering of its roar is rendered lettered in patriotic red, white and blue.



* When Power Man announces he's quitting the New Avengers/A.I.M. to go back home and patrol his old neighborhood, Max asks to join, getting bored with A.I.M. and wanting to try being a full on costumed hero for once. Vic is skeptical until..

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* When In issue 18 when Power Man announces he's quitting the New Avengers/A.I.M. to go back home and patrol his old neighborhood, Max asks to join, getting bored with A.I.M. and wanting to try being a full on costumed hero for once. Vic is skeptical until..



** The [[TheFunInFuneral staged funeral]] for Roberto at the start.
*** Koi Boy can't resisit cracking puns.. despite the fact they're at a funeral.
*** The New Mutants are a tad more respectful... though Doug seems to have forgotten something

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** * The [[TheFunInFuneral staged funeral]] for Roberto at the start.
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start of the final issue.
**
Koi Boy can't resisit cracking puns.. puns, despite the fact they're at a funeral.
*** ** The New Mutants are a tad more respectful... though Doug seems to have forgotten somethingsomething:



*** Doug later saying they should do this again.. before clarfying that he meant a New Mutants reunion not the funeral.
** Teddy and Wiccan finding.. a fully furnished apartment instead of an AIM cell, with Roberto releasing them from their contract and having bought it for them and some cake to celebrate. Wiccan's response?

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*** ** Doug later saying they should do this again.. before clarfying clarifying that he meant a New Mutants reunion reunion, not the a funeral.
** Teddy * Hulkling and Wiccan finding.. doing one last job for Roberto, thinking they're hunting down an evil splinter AIM cell, and instead finding a fully furnished apartment instead of an AIM cell, with that Roberto releasing them from their contract and having bought it for them and some cake to celebrate.them.
-->'''Hulkling:''' This apartment's probably full of deadly...
-->(''busts door open'')
-->'''Hulkling:''' ...balloons?
-->'''Wiccan:''' And cake. Deadly, menacing cake.
** They read Roberto's note explaining the apartment is a farewell gift.
Wiccan's response?



*** Billy decides two can play that game.. by giving a slice of cake wings and telling it to fly to him and tell Roberto "You're the Best." [[BrickJoke two pages later]] Roberto gets the cake and continues on talking to Sam as if nothing's happening
-->'''Roberto:''' Ooh flying cake! A.I.M is undergoing a merger think Q Branch meets Impossible Missions Force--
-->'''Flying Cake:''' You're the best!
-->'''Roberto:''' - Thanks, flying cake. - Complete with a little re-branding exercise.
*** Said rebranding exercise is renaming the orignization American Idea Mechanics... and how does roberto reveal this? by having his now Red, White, And Blue suited minons "Assume Formation 1776".. which has the A.I.M. goons create a human american flag.

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*** ** Billy decides two can play that game.. by giving a slice of cake wings and telling it to fly to him and tell Roberto "You're the Best." [[BrickJoke two pages later]] Roberto gets the cake and continues on talking to Sam as if nothing's happening
-->'''Roberto:''' Ooh flying cake! A.I.M is undergoing a merger think Q Branch meets Impossible Missions Force--
-->'''Flying Cake:''' You're the best!
-->'''Roberto:''' - Thanks, flying cake. - Complete with a little re-branding exercise.
game...
*** Said rebranding exercise is renaming -->'''Billy:''' (''magical voice'') ''Fly, slice of cake! Fly to Roberto's mouth! Tell him he's the orignization American Idea Mechanics... best!''
--> (''cake sprouts magical wings
and how does roberto reveal this? by having his now Red, White, And Blue suited minons "Assume Formation 1776".. which has flies away'')
** [[BrickJoke Two pages later]], Roberto gets
the cake and isn't even fazed.
-->'''Roberto:''' [-Ooh, flying cake!-]
A.I.M. is undergoing a merger. Think Q Branch meets the Impossible Missions Force--
-->'''Flying cake:''' You're the best!
-->'''Roberto:''' -- thanks, flying cake -- with a little re-branding exercise on top.
* Roberto reveals said re-branding exercise by telling his now red- white- and blue-suited minions to "Assume Formation 1776" – which has the A.I.M.
goons create a human american American flag.
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-->'''Max:''' Give it a chance man. I"ve got this combat suit I made to fight dad I can do this. And just between you and me? I've come up with the perfect code name... (holds up fist as energy crackles around it) IRON FIST!

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-->'''Max:''' Give it a chance chance, man. I"ve got this combat suit I made to fight dad dad. I can do this. And just between you and me? I've come up with the perfect code name... (holds up fist as energy crackles around it) IRON FIST!



*** Koi Boy can't resisit cracking puns.. despite the fact their at a funeral.

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*** Koi Boy can't resisit cracking puns.. despite the fact their they're at a funeral.



*** Billy decides two can play that game.. by giving a slice of cake wings and telling it to fly to him and tell Roberto "Your the Best." [[BrickJoke two pages later]] Roberto gets the cake and continues on talking to Sam as if nothing's happening

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*** Billy decides two can play that game.. by giving a slice of cake wings and telling it to fly to him and tell Roberto "Your "You're the Best." [[BrickJoke two pages later]] Roberto gets the cake and continues on talking to Sam as if nothing's happening



-->'''Flying Cake:''' Your the best!
-->'''Roberto:''' --Thanks flying cake-- Complete with a little re-branding exercise.

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-->'''Flying Cake:''' Your You're the best!
-->'''Roberto:''' --Thanks - Thanks, flying cake-- cake. - Complete with a little re-branding exercise.

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----

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----* When Power Man announces he's quitting the New Avengers/A.I.M. to go back home and patrol his old neighborhood, Max asks to join, getting bored with A.I.M. and wanting to try being a full on costumed hero for once. Vic is skeptical until..
-->'''Max:''' Give it a chance man. I"ve got this combat suit I made to fight dad I can do this. And just between you and me? I've come up with the perfect code name... (holds up fist as energy crackles around it) IRON FIST!
-->'''Power Man:''' .... !#$% it. For the look on their faces alone.
-->'''Max:''' Right?
** The [[TheFunInFuneral staged funeral]] for Roberto at the start.
*** Koi Boy can't resisit cracking puns.. despite the fact their at a funeral.
*** The New Mutants are a tad more respectful... though Doug seems to have forgotten something
-->'''[[BackFromTheDead Doug]]:''' The first new mutant to die...
-->'''Mirage:''' ... Doug... [[FlatWhat what?]]
-->'''Warlock:''' Query: When should self [[CallBack enter friendbobby's corpse]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and ride it around?]]
*** Doug later saying they should do this again.. before clarfying that he meant a New Mutants reunion not the funeral.
** Teddy and Wiccan finding.. a fully furnished apartment instead of an AIM cell, with Roberto releasing them from their contract and having bought it for them and some cake to celebrate. Wiccan's response?
-->'''Wiccan:''' He can't even say goodbye without turning it into an intricate scheme.
*** Billy decides two can play that game.. by giving a slice of cake wings and telling it to fly to him and tell Roberto "Your the Best." [[BrickJoke two pages later]] Roberto gets the cake and continues on talking to Sam as if nothing's happening
-->'''Roberto:''' Ooh flying cake! A.I.M is undergoing a merger think Q Branch meets Impossible Missions Force--
-->'''Flying Cake:''' Your the best!
-->'''Roberto:''' --Thanks flying cake-- Complete with a little re-branding exercise.
*** Said rebranding exercise is renaming the orignization American Idea Mechanics... and how does roberto reveal this? by having his now Red, White, And Blue suited minons "Assume Formation 1776".. which has the A.I.M. goons create a human american flag.
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* How the Maker realizes everything's gone wrong in Issue 17:
-->'''The Maker''': That's...oh, no. That's the MissionImpossible theme.
-->''President Obama [[LatexPerfection removes his face]]''
-->'''Roberto''': Right first time.

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** And as Squirrel Girl's lecturing Vermin for treating them so poorly, Songbird gets fed up and kicks him in the face.

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-->'''Vermin:''' Why won't you attack?
-->'''Tippy Toe:''' [-Chtt Chutt!-]
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' Tippy Toe says it's a militant strike action.
-->'''Vermin:''' Ssstrike action?
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' You keep sending them to fight superheroes - that's way outside normal rat business! They don't even get ''hazard cheese!''
** And as Squirrel Girl's lecturing Vermin for treating them so poorly, Vermin, Songbird gets fed up and kicks him in the face.face.
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' MEL! RUDE!
-->'''Songbird:''' You can rehabilitate him on your ''own time'', Doreen.
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' I know! Rehabilitating criminals is 90% of what I ''do'' in my own time! Still ''super rude'', Melissa!
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* Issue 16: In the middle of the big battle, Tippy Toe manages to turn all of Vermin's rat minions against him. Because he was a BadBoss.
** And as Squirrel Girl's lecturing Vermin for treating them so poorly, Songbird gets fed up and kicks him in the face.
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-->'''Insect-man:''' "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E4TreehouseOfHorrorVIII Ohh, I've wasted my life.]]/2

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-->'''Insect-man:''' "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E4TreehouseOfHorrorVIII Ohh, I've wasted my life.]]/2]]"
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* A W.H.I.S.P.E.R. insect-man's reaction to [[spoiler:the W.H.I.S.P.E.R. base's imminent destruction by a S.H.I.E.L.D. Total Annihilation Drone]].
-->'''Insect-man:''' "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E4TreehouseOfHorrorVIII Ohh, I've wasted my life.]]/2
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** Vic's introduction to the Stealth Zero:

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** * Vic's introduction to the Stealth Zero:
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--> '''Roberto:''' [[BriefAccentImitation "Ah... Ah'm nigh-invulnerable when Ah'm blastin'... 'cept fer mah lonesome ''heart''..."]]

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--> '''Roberto:''' [[BriefAccentImitation "Ah..."[[BriefAccentImitation Ah... Ah'm nigh-invulnerable when Ah'm blastin'... 'cept fer mah lonesome ''heart''..."]]lonesome]] ''[[BriefAccentImitation heart...]]''"
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* Issue 13, some of the banter between Roberto and Sam:
--> '''Roberto:''' [[BriefAccentImitation "Ah... Ah'm nigh-invulnerable when Ah'm blastin'... 'cept fer mah lonesome ''heart''..."]]
** Vic's introduction to the Stealth Zero:
--> '''Max:''' And as for the engine... you've ''met'' the engine, right?
--> '''Sam:''' Howdy.
--> '''Vic:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, no.]]
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-->'''Scarlet Witch:''' It was a double ceremony, conducted by Immortus, master of the limbo dimension, in the shade of a lovely old tree, which the other bride was marrying.

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-->'''Caption:''' Tippy Toe. [[CaptainObvious Is a squirrel.]]

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-->'''Caption:''' Tippy Toe.Tippy-Toe. [[CaptainObvious Is a squirrel.]]]]
** Al Ewing's signature style includes introducing all important characters once per issue ([[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment yes. even the regulars over and over]]) so Tippy-Toe too. Highlights:
-->'''Caption:''' (Squirrel Girl. Doreen Green. Squirrel powers.) Tippy-Toe. Also squirrel powers. Because she's a squirrel.
-->'''Caption:''' Tippy-Toe. Earth's mightiest squirrel.
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* And also in issue 11, is Wanda having mastered the "embarrassing mom" routine and showing it off in front of Billy and Teddy while she rambles on about her own wedding back in the 70s, all of which sounds ridiculous but is entirely canon.
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* The Maker's insect-men are a bit ''too'' dedicated to spying on A.I.M. for him.
-->'''Insect-man:''' I am proud to szzerve you, maszzter! Proud to record their every defecation in high definition video!
-->'''The Maker:''' [=Eww.=]

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