History Funny / MyChemicalRomance

* [[https://youtu.be/08swfeObLm8 Jonathan Ross humiliating Bob Bryar during an interview]].

* "Vampire Money" is already hilarious as a TakeThat about being asked to do a song for {{Film/Twilight}}, but at the end of it, Gerard realizes they're playing way too loud and [[MoodWhiplash apologizes.]] Considering the band averages on the higher end of the [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness Mohs Scale,]] it's irony to the tenth degree. Also, Frank was drunk during the recording.

* [[https://youtu.be/VyPOQtg7zeM MCR were asked by Jimmy Fallon]] to perform on the Late Show to promote ''Danger Days.'' Of all the songs on that album they could have played on national television, for an audience largely composed of 40-50-year-olds, they picked ''Destroya--''a throwback to their first two albums' [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness HEAVY punk/metal original sound.]] It's pretty clear that Jimmy was NOT prepared for this, and [[OhCrap the shell-shocked look]] on his face after the song ended has delighted many a fan.

** You can also see [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the teenagers headbanging, while the main audience is dead silent.]]

--> '''Gerard:''' "Well, are you ready, Ray?"
--> '''Ray:''' "Yeah!"
--> '''Gerard:''' "How about you, Frank?"
--> '''Frank:''' [unintelligible, exaggerated mumbling]
--> '''Gerard:''' "How 'bout you, Mikey?"
--> '''Mikey:''' [stony silence]
--> '''Gerard:''' [[SuddenlyShouting "WELL I THINK I'M ALRIGHT! 1-2-3-4!"]]

** You can also see a lot of the teenagers [[FunnyBackgroundEvent headbanging while the main audience is dead silent.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/VyPOQtg7zeM MCR were asked by Jimmy Fallon]] to perform on the Late Show to promote ''Danger Days.'' Of all the songs on that album they could have played on national television, for an audience largely composed of 40-50-year-olds, they picked ''Destroya--''a throwback to their first two albums' [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness HEAVY punk/metal original sound.]] It's pretty clear that Jimmy was NOT prepared for this, and [[OhCrap the shell-shocked look]] on his face after the song ended has delighted many a fan.

* [[https://youtu.be/VyPOQtg7zeM MCR were asked by Jimmy Fallon]] to perform on the Late Show to promote ''Danger Days.'' Of all the songs on that album they could have played on national television, for an audience largely composed of 40-50-year-olds, they picked ''Destroya--''a throwback to their first two albums' [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness HEAVY punk/metal original sound.]] It's pretty clear that Jimmy was NOT prepared for this, and [[OhCrap the shell-shocked look]] on his face after the song ended was NOT missed by the fans.

* [[https://youtu.be/VyPOQtg7zeM MCR were asked by Jimmy Fallon]] to perform on the Late Show to promote ''Danger Days.'' Of all songs on that album they could have played on national television, for an audience largely composed of 40-50-year-olds, they picked ''Destroya--''a throwback to their first two albums' [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness HEAVY punk/metal original sound.]] The [[OhCrap shell-shocked look]] on Jimmy's face after the performance was NOT missed by the fans.

* [[https://youtu.be/VyPOQtg7zeM MCR were asked by Jimmy Fallon]] to perform on the Late Show to promote ''Danger Days.'' Of all songs on that album they could have played on national television, in front of an audience largely composed of 40-50 year olds, they picked ''Destroya--''a throwback to their first two albums' [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness punk/metal original sound.]] The shell-shocked OhCrap look on Jimmy's face after the performance was NOT missed by the fans.

* [[https://youtu.be/VyPOQtg7zeM MCR were asked by Jimmy Fallon]] to perform on the Late Show to promote ''Danger Days.'' Of all songs on that album they could have played on national television, they picked ''Destroya--'' a throwback to their first two albums' [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness punk/metal original sound.]] The shell-shocked OhCrap look on Jimmy's face after the performance was NOT missed by the fans.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IutZpxzKdQo Cat or Dog?]]

* "Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back" is somewhere between [[Awesome/MyChemicalRomance awesome]] and [[TearJerker heartwrenching]], the latter thanks in no small part to Gerard's explaining that it was written in part for his then-newborn daughter. Until some of the lyrics are heard with that in mind...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IutZpxzKdQo Dog or Cat?]]

--> ''We could live forever, if you've got the time / '''You motherfucker!'''''

* "Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back" is somewhere between [[Awesome awesome]] and [[TearJerker heartwrenching]], the latter thanks in no small part to Gerard's explaining that it was written in part for his then-newborn daughter. Until some of the lyrics are heard with that in mind...

* "Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back" is somewhere between [[AwesomeMusic awesome]] and [[TearJerker heartwrenching]], the latter thanks in no small part to Gerard's explaining that it was written in part for his then-newborn daughter. Until some of the lyrics are heard with that in mind...

--> '''(With the camera on Frank)''' 'This is him, our sweet baby'

* "Vampire Money" is already hilarious as a TakeThat about being asked to do a song for {{Film/Twilight}}, but at the end of it, Gerard realizes they're playing way too loud and [[MoodWhiplash apologizes.]] Considering the band averages on the higher end of the [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness Mohs Scale,]] it's irony to the tenth degree. Also, Frank was drunk during the recording.

* "Vampire Money" is already hilarious as a TakeThat song about being asked to do a song for {{Film/Twilight}}'s soundtrack, but at the end of it, Gerard realizes they're playing way too loud and apologizes. Considering the band averages on the higher end of the [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness Mohs Scale,]] it's irony to the tenth degree. Also, Frank was drunk during the recording.

* "Vampire Money" is already hilarious as a TakeThat song about being asked to do a song for {{Film/Twilight}}'s soundtrack, but at the end of it, Gerard realizes they're playing way too loud and apologizes. Considering the band averages on the higher end of the [[MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness Mohs Scale,]] it's irony to the tenth degree.

* "Vampire Money" is already hilarious as a TakeThat song about being asked to do a song for {{Film/Twilight}}'s soundtrack, but at the end of it, Gerard realizes they're playing way too loud and apologizes.

* "Vampire Money" is already funny as a TakeThat song about being asked to do a song for Twilight, but at the end of it, Gerard realizes they're playing way too loud and apologizes.

** "The biggest misconception about My Chemical Romance....is that we are vampires" and "people think we're effing loaded for some reason, just because we've got all this bling on. People think we're rich vampires."

** "I like Starbucks, I know people are going to hate me for saying....(in a pained voice) it's so damn good."

--> '''Mikey, immediately and deadpan:''' Woof. Woof! Woof?

--> '''From offscreen:''' 'Talk to the dog, Mikey'
--> '''Mikey, immediately and deadpan:''' Woof. Woof!

** "I like Starbucks, I know people are going to hate me for saying....(in a pained voice) it's so damn good."

* The following gems are from ''Life On The Murder Scene'':
** "It's easy, peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, ############!"

** "I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's my ####### face!"

** "I have been left behind at gas stops, they'll all just, like, get in the van and drive ten miles, then I have to get on the cell phone and be like... 'Hey!' 'Hey man, wassup!' 'Missing anything?' and they'll be like, '...Aww... ####."

** “The biggest misconception about My Chemical Romance....is that we are vampires” and “people think we're effing loaded for some reason, just because we've got all this bling on. People think we're rich vampires.”
** “The minute you tell people you're from New Jersey, its the equivalent of telling people you just got out of jail.”
** “I like Starbucks, I know people are going to hate me for saying....(in a pained voice) it's so damn good.”

* The following gems are from Life On The Murder Scene:
* "It's easy, peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, motherfucker!"
* "I've been down with kickball since the third grade."
* "I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face because it's my fucking face!"
* "It's for my hamster that I'm gonna buy!"
* "I was wondering what he was doing over there, in the first place. I was like 'whoa, he’s playing weird', and when he kicked me in the balls, I was like 'What did I do?'"
* "Mikey doesn't know what the question is, but he says the answer is yes."
* "I have been left behind at gas stops, they'll all just, like, get in the van and drive ten miles, then I have to get on the cell phone and be like... 'Hey!' 'Hey man, wassup!' 'Missing anything?' and they'll be like, '...Aww... shit."
* "The cool thing, I think about us is... Gerard and I, we're 27, we're sort of past the point... PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA, look at it, I just put my hand in a cupcake!"
* "I think we're winning, but I'm really drunk, so..."
* "Well, on the first video, he threatened us. Said he knew where we lived... and that he'd track us down... find us... take our pets..."
* “The biggest misconception about My Chemical Romance....is that we are vampires” and “people think we're effing loaded for some reason, just because we've got all this bling on. People think we're rich vampires.”
* “The minute you tell people you're from New Jersey, its the equivalent of telling people you just got out of jail.”
* “I like Starbucks, I know people are going to hate me for saying....(in a pained voice) it's so damn good.”

* "Well, on the first video, he threatened us. Said he knew where we lived... and that he'd track us down... find us... take our pets..."