History Funny / LupinIII

* In episode 17 of ''[[Anime/LupinIIITheItalianAdventure The Italian Adventure]]'', one episode has the four main characters pretending to be hypnotized by a teenager with a messiah complex. They all pretend to kill each other, with Lupin seemingly stabbing Fujiko in the chest. The villain asks how she survived that, so Fujiko, [[Main/ShamelessFanserviceGirl without any shame]], reveals she used ''her own large breasts'' to catch the blade. This causes the adolescent villain [[Main/NotSoAboveItAll to have a nosebleed]].
-->'''Fujiko:''' Ever heard of stopping a knife with these [[Main/GagBoobs bad boys?]] Maybe that was too much for a little boy like you.

-->'''Driver(looking out the window of the car, which is now falling from a cliff)''': Gravity.

*** Since it was [[FemmeFatale Fujiko]] in disguise, ItMakesSenseInContext.

* ''Lupin III versus Detective Conan'' ends with the gang finding out about how Conan is actually a teenager, and Fujiko trying to "examine" Conan so she can discover the "secret to rejuvenation."

* In the episode, ''Disorient Express'', Lupin manages to get on the train, [[GRatedStoner disguised as a long-haired hippie]]. As he wanders through the train, Lupin goes into a cabin... only to find... [[OhCrap Inspector]] [[TheMan Zenigata]]!!!

** In the episode [[Recap/LupinIIIS2E32 “Lupin the Interred”]] Lupin’s tombstone reads (in the dub) “Here Lies Poor Lupin, Fujiko-less. At Least When She Visits, He Can Look Up Her Dress”.

--> ''Girl:''' ''(angrily)'' Dirty hippie!

** In the episode [[Recap/LupinIIIS2E32 “Lupin the Interred”]] Lupin’s tombstone reads (in the dub) “Here Lies Poor Lupin, Fujiko-less. At Least When She Visits, He Can Look Up Her Dress”.

* In the Italian dub of Part II, for some reason Lupin's first name is "Arsenico/Arsenic" rather than "Arsenio/Arséne". This causes Zenigata to nickname him "Arsenico e Vecchi Merletti" (Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace")\\
* In the episode [[Recap/LupinIIIS2E32 “Lupin the Interred”]] Lupin’s tombstone reads (in the dub) “Here Lies Poor Lupin, Fujiko-less. At Least When She Visits, He Can Look Up Her Dress”.

* In the Italian dub of Part II, for some reason Lupin's first name is "Arsenico/Arsenic" rather than "Arsenio/Arséne". This causes Zenigata to nickname him "Arsenico e Vecchi Merletti" (Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace")

* In the Italian dub of Part II, for some reason Lupin's first name is "Arsenico/Arsenic" rather than "Arsenio/Arséne". This causes Zenigata to nickname him "Arsenico e Vecchi Merletti" (Theatre/Arsenic and Old Lace")

'''Zenigata''': This symbolism's very disturbing!

* In "Revenge of La Nerd", when Zenigata hears a train coming, he protests that there were no trains scheduled for that time of night. The Geneon dub changes it to this:** Probably one of the best bits of new dialogue was in "Revenge of La Nerd" when Zenigata had chased Lupin into a subway tunnel at night. When a train came by in the original, he just said there wasn't a train this late, and that there was anyway when it came. The dub changes it to this:
-->(train can be heard)\\

(train is coming down the tunnel toward him)\\

* In the Red Jacket episode "Lupin, Whom I Loved (Part 1)", the ''entire'' sequence with Jigen and Goemon in the cemetery is hilarious. To wit, they're surrounded by a bunch of [[ZombieApocalypse reanimated corpses]] and the first thing Jigen does is check if he's dreaming... by ''kicking'' Goemon and asking if it hurt (Goemon returns the favor by whacking him over the head). After trying unsuccessfully to fight the zombies, they accuse each other of hitting with the dull edge of Zantetsuken/not firing any bullets before finally giving up and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running like the dickens]].

* This exchange from "50 Ways to Leave Your 50-Foot Lover".

-->'''Lupin''': I'm guessing yours must be too if you really though this lame plan would work!

* Episode 78 of Red Jacket. Pretty much the whole thing, which is partially a parody of the 1965-74 TV series, ''The FBI'', but with lots of old-school cartoon gags. Especially the RunningGag of Zenigata trying to get a cab ride.

** From the same movie, Zenigata has one mixed with CMOA: Conan misses and accidentally puts him to sleep to reveal the identity of the villain, but after ''30 seconds'' Zenigata woke up with a very noisy yawn. Cue a ''terrified'' Conan wondering how it was even possible and calling him a monster, given that his sedative would have put to sleep an ''elephant'' for an hour.

-->'''Zenigata (Pioneer dub):''' *maniacal laugh* ''Watch out, Lupin!''

* In one of the movies Zenigata had been shot with a Walther P38 (the same as Lupin), and was dying. As soon as the electrocardiogram signals that his heart has stopped, Zenigata is believed dead, and an officer swears he'll avenge him by capturing Lupin. [[TheDeterminator Cue Zenigata returning to life shouting Lupin's name]], before falling asleep.

* In ''Anime/LupinIIIIslandOfAssassins'', Goemon sheds ManlyTears when he finally gets Japanese food after two weeks of eating nothing but beans. Amusing in and of itself, but it sets up something funnier when he and his friends are later faced with a classic Red or Blue WireDilemma:
-->'''Jigen''': Okay, now how the hell did you know it was red?
-->'''Goemon''': It reminded me of...[[TrademarkFavoriteFood pickled plums]].
-->''(Jigen groans, Fujiko [[{{Fainting}} faints]].)''

* In ''Recap/IslandOfAssassins'', Goemon sheds ManlyTears when he finally gets Japanese food after two weeks of eating nothing but beans. Amusing in and of itself, but it sets up something funnier when he and his friends are later faced with a classic Red or Blue WireDilemma:

** From the same movie, Zenigata has one mixed with CMOA: Conan had put him to sleep to reveal the identity of the villain, but not even halfway Zenigata woke up with a very noisy yawn. Cue a ''terrified'' Conan wondering how it was even possible and calling him a monster, given that his sedative would have put to sleep an ''elephant'' for ''hours''.

* ''Lupin III versus Detective Conan'' ends with the gang finding out about how Conan is actually a teenager, and Fujiko trying to "examine" Conan so she can discover the "secret to rejuvenation."

-->'''Driver(looking out the window of the car, which is now falling from a cliff)''': Gravity.

* The ''Shin Lupin III'' episode "[[Recap/LupinIIIS2E10 ZenigataCon]]": Lupin impersonating Zenigata? Amusing. Lupin's entire gang impersonating Zenigata? Priceless.

-->''(Jigen groans, Fujiko [[{{Fainting}} faints]].)''