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-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!' ''[executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air]''
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-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!' acres! ''[executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air]''
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** After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement." Cue the ''Lethal Weapon'' stinger music.
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** After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement." Cue the ''Lethal Weapon'' ''Film/LethalWeapon'' stinger music.
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* As Slater starts to say his CatchPhrase:
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* As Slater starts to say his CatchPhrase: {{catchphrase}}:
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** When Slater unwittingly throws Bennett at a wall and into the real world:
-->Usually when I do that it leaves a hole.
-->Usually when I do that it leaves a hole.
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** Though it was likely unintentional, a lot of Shakespare scholars point out that Hamlet's fatal flaw is that [[KillHimAlready he doesn't just kill Claudius]], which causes the death of many other people. Schwarzenegger doesn't have that flaw, to say the least.
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** Though it was likely unintentional, a lot of Shakespare Shakespeare scholars point out that Hamlet's fatal flaw FatalFlaw is that [[KillHimAlready he doesn't just kill Claudius]], which causes the death of many other people. Schwarzenegger doesn't have that flaw, to say the least.
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** Though it was likely unintentional, a lot of Shakespare scholars point out that Hamlet's fatal flaw is that he doesn't just kill Claudius, which causes the death of many other people. Schwarzenegger doesn't have that flaw, to say the least.
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** Though it was likely unintentional, a lot of Shakespare scholars point out that Hamlet's fatal flaw is that [[KillHimAlready he doesn't just kill Claudius, Claudius]], which causes the death of many other people. Schwarzenegger doesn't have that flaw, to say the least.
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** [[GoLookAtTheDistraction "Look, elephant!"]]
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** [[GoLookAtTheDistraction "Look, elephant!"]]elephant!"
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** Though it was likely unintentional, a lot of Shakespare scholars point out that Hamlet's fatal flaw is that he doesn't just kill Claudius, which causes the death of many other people. Schwarzenegger doesn't have that flaw, to say the least.
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* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal someone's shoes in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
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* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal someone's shoes in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow He fires another shot, just in case:
case]]:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello!I I've just killed a man shot somebody and I did it on purpose!
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello!
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-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
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-->'''Benedict:''' I said, I have just shot murdered a man and I want to confess!
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** While not in the film itself, a commenter on the video adds a bit extra to the script.
--->"Hey shut up down there!"
--->''*shoots that guy*''
--->"That makes two! Two times in the past minute I have intentionally shot another person with a gun!"
--->"Hey shut up down there!"
--->''*shoots that guy*''
--->"That makes two! Two times in the past minute I have intentionally shot another person with a gun!"
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-->'''Decker:''' Do not let Slater into the building!
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-->'''Decker:''' Do Slater's attempting to enter, don't let him in! Repeat, do not let Slater into the building!him in!
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-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' ''[executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air]''
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-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' acres!' ''[executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air]''
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** "Stay thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I'm ''feah?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] [[AnachronismStew pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting]], and blasting Polonius.
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** "Stay thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I'm ''feah?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] [[AnachronismStew pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting]], MAC-10]], and blasting Polonius.
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* Two cops show up outside Jack's uncle Frank's house, which they believe to be a crack house:
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* Two cops show up outside Jack's uncle cousin Frank's house, which they believe to be a crack house:
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** After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement."
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** After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement."" Cue the ''Lethal Weapon'' stinger music.
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** Jack has other tapes labeled "Blown Up House," "Ex-Mother-In-Law," "Creditors," "Governor's Office," "Twin Brother Did It," "Girlfriend," "Internal Affairs," "Wrecked Car," "Working Late," and "Out of Town."
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
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** Jack has other prerecorded tapes labeled "Blown Up House," "Ex-Mother-In-Law," "Creditors," "Governor's Office," "Twin Brother Did It," "Girlfriend," "Internal Affairs," "Wrecked Car," "Working Late," and "Out of Town."
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks"thing.gag.
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks"
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* After Practice leaves:
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* After Practice leaves: leaves, Danny realizes :
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* Any time [[DaChief Dekker]] [[SayMyName screams "SLATER!"]]
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* Any time [[DaChief Dekker]] [[SayMyName screams "SLATER!"]]screams]] '''''[[IncomingHam "SLATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"]]''''' loud enough to break windows.
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* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater launches into a [[SarcasmMode sarcastic rant]], and it is absolutely hilarious.
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* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater launches into a [[SarcasmMode sarcastic rant]], and it is absolutely hilarious.rant]].
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** "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid. The exchange continues:
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** "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid. The exchange continues:
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* Jack's very cordial "Hi!" as he crashes in through the skylight, followed by him shooting two of the goons dead with their own guns.
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**Jack's very cordial "Hi!" as he crashes in through the skylight, followed by him shooting two of the goons dead with their own guns.
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently]] about what happened.
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently]] about what happened.so loudly he's got steam puffing out of his ears.
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** Dekker has steam puffing out of his ears as he raves at Slater.
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-->'''Slater:''' ''[[[HelloNurse perks up]]]'' Yes. It was called ''The Girl of My Dreams''. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.
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-->'''Slater:''' ''[[[HelloNurse perks up]]]'' ''[perks up]'' Yes. It was called ''The Girl of My Dreams''. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.
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-->'''Slater:''' No likes a smart ass.
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-->'''Slater:''' No No-one likes a smart ass.
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** In an elevator, Slater sees a helicopter with guns trained on him and he exits the elevator...only to come face-to-face with gun-toting mooks, leading to his very appropriate reaction:
--->'''Slater:''' ''[eyes wide]'' SHIT!
** Slater quickly growing exasperated when he tries like hell to get Leo the Fart's body off the crane and into the tar pit. He even calls the corpse "gas bag."
--->'''Slater:''' ''[eyes wide]'' SHIT!
** Slater quickly growing exasperated when he tries like hell to get Leo the Fart's body off the crane and into the tar pit. He even calls the corpse "gas bag."
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** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to his wife's annoyance.
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** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to his wife's annoyance. Maria even calls him a "low-brow lunkhead."
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* Danny: "I can PROVE this is a movie! Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"
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* Danny: "I can PROVE this is a movie! [[OnlySaneMan Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"door!]]"
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'''WARNING:''' Spoilers are unmarked.
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-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
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-->'''Cop:''' Piece of cake. ''[turns to find Slater standing right in front of him]''
-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!'
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** "Stay thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I'm ''feah?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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** "Stay thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I'm ''feah?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] [[AnachronismStew pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, setting]], and blasting Polonius.
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--->'''[=SchwarzenHamlet=]:''' To be or not to be... (''lights a cigar, takes a drag'') Not to be. ''([[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]])''
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement."
* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement."
* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
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--->'''[=SchwarzenHamlet=]:''' To be or not to be... (''lights ''[lights a cigar, takes a drag'') drag]'' Not to be. ''([[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]])''
''[[[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]]]''
* Two cops show up outside Jack's uncle Frank's house, which they believe to be asupposed crack house:
-->'''1stcop''': Cop:''' Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2ndcop''': Cop:''' What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* ** After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement."
* Two words: [[AcmeProducts AcmeDynamite.Dynamite]].
* Two cops show up outside Jack's uncle Frank's house, which they believe to be a
-->'''1st
-->'''2nd
* Two words: [[AcmeProducts Acme
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* Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
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* Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as [[OffBridgeOntoVehicle Slater's car is about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.semi-truck]].
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** Jack also has other tapes labeled "Blown Up House," "Ex-Mother-In-Law," "Creditors," "Governor's Office," "Twin Brother Did It," "Girlfriend," "Internal Affairs," "Wrecked Car," "Working Late," and "Out of Town."
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** Jack also has other tapes labeled "Blown Up House," "Ex-Mother-In-Law," "Creditors," "Governor's Office," "Twin Brother Did It," "Girlfriend," "Internal Affairs," "Wrecked Car," "Working Late," and "Out of Town."
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* The joke with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
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* [[IncrediblyLamePun The joke with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''':name]].
-->'''Practice:''' How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': -->'''Slater:''' Practice!
-->'''Practice''':
-->'''Practice:''' How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
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-->'''Danny''': Watch it, Jack. [[Creator/FMurrayAbraham He]] killed Mozart!
-->'''Slater''': (''sardonically'') In a movie?
-->'''Danny''': ''Film/{{Amadeus}}''! It won eight Oscars.
-->'''Slater''': I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout, thanks. Now...[[SuddenlyShouting NO MORE MOVIES!]]
-->'''Slater''': (''sardonically'') In a movie?
-->'''Danny''': ''Film/{{Amadeus}}''! It won eight Oscars.
-->'''Slater''': I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout, thanks. Now...[[SuddenlyShouting NO MORE MOVIES!]]
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-->'''Slater''': He's supposed to be back on duty. He was only suspended for a month. Now shut up!
-->'''Dekker''': That cat is one of my best men!
-->'''Dekker''': That cat is one of my best men!
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--->'''Danny''': I just love the way you two fight, knowing how you really feel about each other.
--->'''Dekker''': Pray tell. Just how do I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poop?
--->(''Jack looks at him questioningly'')
--->'''Dekker''': Pray tell. Just how do I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poop?
--->(''Jack looks at him questioningly'')
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--->'''Danny''': ''Jack Slater I''.
--->'''Dekker''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's winning got to do with this?]]
--->'''Danny''': No! The very first Jack Slater.
--->'''Dekker''': (''to Slater'') You tell your dad?!
--->'''Slater''': I didn't tell anyone! I don't even know this kid!
--->'''Dekker''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's winning got to do with this?]]
--->'''Danny''': No! The very first Jack Slater.
--->'''Dekker''': (''to Slater'') You tell your dad?!
--->'''Slater''': I didn't tell anyone! I don't even know this kid!
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* Slater's response after Dekker appoints Danny as his partner: "Oh, no. Better to die."
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* Slater's response after Dekker appoints Danny as his partner: "Oh, "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, no. Better to die."]]"
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-->'''Danny''': That is what you were gonna say, right? Gee, how would I know that?
-->'''Slater''': No likes a smart ass.
* Slater [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving like crazy]] out of the LAPD garage, and a passing driver yelling his name.
* In Slater's world, ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
-->'''Slater, reverently:''' The man is an artist!
-->'''Slater''': No likes a smart ass.
* Slater [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving like crazy]] out of the LAPD garage, and a passing driver yelling his name.
* In Slater's world, ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
-->'''Slater, reverently:''' The man is an artist!
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* Slater [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving like crazy]] out of the LAPD garage, and a passing driver [[SayMyName yelling his
* In Slater's world, ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' starred
-->'''Slater, reverently:'''
-->'''Slater:''' ''[reverently]'' [[TheKnightsWhoSaySquee The man is an
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-->'''Attractive Woman''': You were in a movie?
-->'''Slater''': Yes. It was called ''The Girl of My Dreams''. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.
-->'''Slater''': Yes. It was called ''The Girl of My Dreams''. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.
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-->'''Attractive Woman''': Woman:''' You were in a movie?
-->'''Slater''': -->'''Slater:''' ''[[[HelloNurse perks up]]]'' Yes. It was called ''The Girl of My Dreams''. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.
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--->'''Slater''': Him? Oh, no. This is a mental patient and I'm going to take him downtown. (''grabs Danny'') C'mon!
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--->'''Slater''': I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. Undercover, of course.
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater launches into a sarcastic rant, and it is absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Danny''': The bad guys are in there! (''points'')
-->'''Slater''': You know something? You should be wearing this. (''hands Danny his badge'')
-->'''Danny''': (''takes the badge'') I don't think I've earned it yet.
-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "[[SuddenlyShouting THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE]]!"
-->'''Danny''': You think you're funny, don't you?
-->'''Slater''': I know I am. I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.
-->'''Danny''': ''Schwarzenegger''!
-->'''Slater''': {{Gesundheit}}.
** Slater uses "Arnold Braunschweiger" as an alias later on in the movie.
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater launches into a sarcastic rant, and it is absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Danny''': The bad guys are in there! (''points'')
-->'''Slater''': You know something? You should be wearing this. (''hands Danny his badge'')
-->'''Danny''': (''takes the badge'') I don't think I've earned it yet.
-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "[[SuddenlyShouting THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE]]!"
-->'''Danny''': You think you're funny, don't you?
-->'''Slater''': I know I am. I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.
-->'''Danny''': ''Schwarzenegger''!
-->'''Slater''': {{Gesundheit}}.
** Slater uses "Arnold Braunschweiger" as an alias later on in the movie.
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* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater launches into a [[SarcasmMode sarcastic
-->'''Slater''':
-->'''Slater:''' You know something? You should be wearing this.
-->'''Danny''': (''takes
-->'''Danny:''' ''[takes the
** [[BrickJoke Slater uses "Arnold Braunschweiger" as an alias later on in the movie.]]
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-->'''Slater''': Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
-->'''Doorman''': I beg your pardon?
-->'''Slater''': It's a beautiful day, and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
-->'''Doorman''': I beg your pardon?
-->'''Slater''': It's a beautiful day, and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
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--->'''Slater''': I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
--->'''Danny''': [[RunningGag You always say that.]]
--->'''Slater''': I do?
--->'''Danny''': [[RunningGag You always say that.]]
--->'''Slater''': I do?
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--->'''Benedict''': No, I only go as far as "lackey."
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--->'''Benedict''': I snap my fingers again, and sometime next week, you emerge from several canine recta. Questions?
--->'''Slater''': Yeah, two. (''lights a cigar'') Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
--->'''Slater''': Yeah, two. (''lights a cigar'') Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
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-->'''Slater''': Kid, who does the doctor treat?
-->'''Danny''': Patients.
-->'''Slater''': What is the elbow of my jacket doing?
-->'''Danny''': Wearing thin?
-->'''Slater''': Bingo!
-->'''Danny''': Patients.
-->'''Slater''': What is the elbow of my jacket doing?
-->'''Danny''': Wearing thin?
-->'''Slater''': Bingo!
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-->'''Benedict''': Hello, Toto.
** "Is Uncle Jack around?"
** "Is Uncle Jack around?"
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** "Is
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-->'''Danny''': Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
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-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
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-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
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-->'''Slater''': Leo the Fart is gonna pass gas one more time.
* On the way to Leo the Fart's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] [[BigBadFriend true colors]] and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by Creator/FMurrayAbraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->'''Slater''': Danny told me I shouldn't trust you. You killed Moe Zart.
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': Moe...?
-->'''Slater''': Zart!
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': (''{{beat}}'') You know, I've killed a lot of people; I don't remember all of their names.
** Danny then shows up with a gun of his own and gives [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
* On the way to Leo the Fart's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] [[BigBadFriend true colors]] and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by Creator/FMurrayAbraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->'''Slater''': Danny told me I shouldn't trust you. You killed Moe Zart.
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': Moe...?
-->'''Slater''': Zart!
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': (''{{beat}}'') You know, I've killed a lot of people; I don't remember all of their names.
** Danny then shows up with a gun of his own and gives [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
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* On the way to Leo the Fart's funeral, Slater runs into
-->'''Slater''':
-->'''Slater:''' Danny told me I shouldn't trust you. You killed Moe Zart.
** Danny then shows up with a gun of his own and gives
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--->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
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--->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') ''[[[ClickHello cocks gun]]]'' You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
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-->'''Slater''': He was a good man, a flatulent man.
** Slater then pretends Leo the Fart is still alive (complete with him using a falsetto voice), grabs the corpse, and starts carrying it away, yelling for a doctor. A man steps forward as a doctor, and Slater tells him to check Leo the Fart's chin, only to knock the doctor out and then yell that the doctor passed out.
** "Look, elephant!"
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
-->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
-->'''Benedict:''' (''exasperated'') 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
** Slater then pretends Leo the Fart is still alive (complete with him using a falsetto voice), grabs the corpse, and starts carrying it away, yelling for a doctor. A man steps forward as a doctor, and Slater tells him to check Leo the Fart's chin, only to knock the doctor out and then yell that the doctor passed out.
** "Look, elephant!"
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
-->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
-->'''Benedict:''' (''exasperated'') 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
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** Slater then pretends Leo the Fart is still alive (complete with him [[VocalDissonance using a falsetto
** [[GoLookAtTheDistraction "Look,
** All of the mourners then proceed to draw guns.
* The scene in which
-->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a...
-->'''Benedict:'''
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-->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
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-->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]''[shoots Vivaldi]''
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--->'''Benedict''': Men, women, and children dropping left and right, writhing and screaming. [...] They were writhing and screaming and leaping to their doom to escape the pain.
--->'''Vivaldi''': (''laughing'') Really? Really?
--->'''Benedict''': No, not really. I'm lying. It was a complete and utter balls-up, and I've had a terrible day, thanks largely to you.
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams "Again?"
** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his [[AndThisIsFor ''And this is for..'' speech]], the act of blowing up Slater's ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist.
--->'''Vivaldi''': (''laughing'') Really? Really?
--->'''Benedict''': No, not really. I'm lying. It was a complete and utter balls-up, and I've had a terrible day, thanks largely to you.
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams "Again?"
** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his [[AndThisIsFor ''And this is for..'' speech]], the act of blowing up Slater's ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist.
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, [[FacialDialogue he gets a look on his face that
** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his
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-->'''Slater''': (''to Danny'') Not a word. Not ''one'' word!
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-->'''Slater''': Gimme a break. They're dead.
-->'''Danny''': Just check!
-->'''Slater''': (''gestures at the cab'') Look! ''Dead''!
-->'''Danny''': They always look dead!
-->'''Danny''': Just check!
-->'''Slater''': (''gestures at the cab'') Look! ''Dead''!
-->'''Danny''': They always look dead!
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-->(''silence'')
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-->'''Slater''': Ever see those movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare?" Well, listen to this one--Rubber baby buggy bumpers! (''turns to Danny'') Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
-->'''Danny''': Uh...
* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger telling his wife to not talk to the ''National Inquirer'', and Maria Shriver telling him to "not plug the restaurants" because "It's tacky."
** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to Maria's annoyance.
* Following a harrowing race to bring a dying Slater back into movie-world where his fatal gunshot to the chest is OnlyAFleshWound, he's immediately surrounded by concerned onlookers and tended by a doctor... who indignantly declares it to barely even ''be'' a flesh wound, as though they were wasting his time by summoning him.
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end when Dekker starts ranting:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes! And you know what else? ''I'' am the hero. ''[[SuddenlyShouting SO]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
-->'''Danny''': Uh...
* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger telling his wife to not talk to the ''National Inquirer'', and Maria Shriver telling him to "not plug the restaurants" because "It's tacky."
** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to Maria's annoyance.
* Following a harrowing race to bring a dying Slater back into movie-world where his fatal gunshot to the chest is OnlyAFleshWound, he's immediately surrounded by concerned onlookers and tended by a doctor... who indignantly declares it to barely even ''be'' a flesh wound, as though they were wasting his time by summoning him.
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end when Dekker starts ranting:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes! And you know what else? ''I'' am the hero. ''[[SuddenlyShouting SO]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
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* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger telling
** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to
* Following a harrowing race to bring a dying Slater back into
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end when Dekker starts
-->'''Slater''':
-->'''Slater:''' Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes! And you know what else? ''I'' am the hero. ''[[SuddenlyShouting SO]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
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* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the police station. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for movie nuts.
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* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the police station. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for movie nuts.
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* Following a harrowing race to bring a dying Slater back into movie-world where his fatal gunshot to the chest is OnlyAFleshWound, he's immediately surrounded by concerned onlookers and tended by a doctor... who indignantly declares it to barely even ''be'' a flesh wound, as though they were wasting his time by summoning him.
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--->'''Benedict''': Men, women and children dropping left and right, writhing and screaming. [...] They were writhing and screaming and leaping to their doom to escape the pain.
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--->'''Benedict''': Men, women women, and children dropping left and right, writhing and screaming. [...] They were writhing and screaming and leaping to their doom to escape the pain.
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-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes! And you know what else? ''I'' am the hero. ''[[SuddenlyShouting SO SHUT UP!]]''
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-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes! And you know what else? ''I'' am the hero. ''[[SuddenlyShouting SO SO]] [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8 The Hamlet trailer]].
** "Eh, Claudius! Yah killed my fadda. (grabs Claudius) ''Big'' mistake." (sends a screaming Claudius flying out the window)
** "Eh, Claudius! Yah killed my fadda. (grabs Claudius) ''Big'' mistake." (sends a screaming Claudius flying out the window)
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8 The Danny imagining a trailer for Hamlet trailer]].
with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the title role]].
** "Eh, Claudius! Yah killed my fadda. " (grabs Claudius) ''Big'' "''Big'' mistake." (sends a screaming Claudius flying out the window)
** "Eh, Claudius! Yah killed my fadda.
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-->'''[=SchwarzenHamlet=]:''' To be or not to be... (''lights a cigar, takes a drag'') Not to be. ''([[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]])''
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* After Frank's house explodes, the two cops are revealed to have landed in a tree. One of them regains consciousness and has this to say: "Two days to retirement."
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* In Slater's world, ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
-->'''Slater, reverently:''' The man is an artist!
-->'''Slater, reverently:''' The man is an artist!
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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne, [[JizzedInMyPants premature ejaculation]], and his first divorce.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for movie nuts.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for movie nuts.
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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne, "acne, shaving, [[JizzedInMyPants premature ejaculation]], and his your first divorce.
divorce."
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the policestation.
**station. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for movie nuts.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the police
**
** Jack also has other tapes labeled "Blown Up House," "Ex-Mother-In-Law," "Creditors," "Governor's Office," "Twin Brother Did It," "Girlfriend," "Internal Affairs," "Wrecked Car," "Working Late," and "Out of Town."
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
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* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
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* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.After Practice leaves:
-->'''Danny''': Watch it, Jack. [[Creator/FMurrayAbraham He]] killed Mozart!
-->'''Slater''': (''sardonically'') In a movie?
-->'''Danny''': ''Film/{{Amadeus}}''! It won eight Oscars.
-->'''Slater''': I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout, thanks. Now...[[SuddenlyShouting NO MORE MOVIES!]]
* Any time [[DaChief Dekker]] [[SayMyName screams "SLATER!"]]
-->'''Danny''': Watch it, Jack. [[Creator/FMurrayAbraham He]] killed Mozart!
-->'''Slater''': (''sardonically'') In a movie?
-->'''Danny''': ''Film/{{Amadeus}}''! It won eight Oscars.
-->'''Slater''': I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout, thanks. Now...[[SuddenlyShouting NO MORE MOVIES!]]
* Any time [[DaChief Dekker]] [[SayMyName screams "SLATER!"]]
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-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
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-->'''Dekker'''
-->'''Dekker''': That cat is one of my best
** Followed by this:
--->'''Danny''': I just love the way you two fight, knowing how you really feel about each other.
--->'''Dekker''': Pray tell. Just how do I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poop?
--->(''Jack looks at him questioningly'')
** And this:
--->'''Danny''': ''Jack Slater I''.
--->'''Dekker''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's winning got to do with this?]]
--->'''Danny''': No! The very first Jack Slater.
--->'''Dekker''': (''to Slater'') You tell your dad?!
--->'''Slater''': I didn't tell anyone! I don't even know this kid!
*** Slater's exasperated tone and expression as he says the last line just adds to the hilarity.
* Slater and Dekker subjecting Danny to a rapid-fire interrogation, however brief it is.
* Slater's response after Dekker appoints Danny as his partner: "Oh, no. Better to die."
* Danny starts to introduce himself to other cops as Jack's new partner, only for Jack to walk back, pick him up, and carry him out of the police station.
* As Slater starts to say his CatchPhrase:
-->'''Danny''': That is what you were gonna say, right? Gee, how would I know that?
-->'''Slater''': No likes a smart ass.
* Slater [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving like crazy]] out of the LAPD garage, and a passing driver yelling his name.
* In Slater's world, ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
-->'''Slater, reverently:''' The man is an artist!
* Slater flirting with an attractive woman in the video store.
-->'''Attractive Woman''': You were in a movie?
-->'''Slater''': Yes. It was called ''The Girl of My Dreams''. It starred you. As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together.
** When the woman asks Slater if Danny is his kid:
--->'''Slater''': Him? Oh, no. This is a mental patient and I'm going to take him downtown. (''grabs Danny'') C'mon!
** Danny points out that the cashier is way too attractive to be working in a video store.
--->'''Slater''': I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. Undercover, of course.
** Slater uses "Arnold Braunschweiger" as an alias later on in the movie.
* As Danny keeps trying to convince Slater they're in a movie:
-->'''Slater''': Kid, who does the doctor treat?
-->'''Danny''': Patients.
-->'''Slater''': What is the elbow of my jacket doing?
-->'''Danny''': Wearing thin?
-->'''Slater''': Bingo!
* When Danny opens the door to find Benedict and his armed goons standing on the porch:
-->'''Benedict''': Hello, Toto.
** "Is Uncle Jack around?"
* After Danny gives him the "Hurt one hair on her head" line as one of Benedict's men drags Whitney away, Benedict orders his henchman to stop, strolls over to Whitney, plucks a strand of hair from her head, walks over to Danny, and pulls it apart in front of Danny, following with "You were saying?"
* Benedict's goons opening the door and pointing their guns at Skeezy, who stands there with his lips puckered waiting for Whitney to kiss him.
* Jack's very cordial "Hi!" as he crashes in through the skylight, followed by him shooting two of the goons dead with their own guns.
* "Got to catch the red-eye." Said by Jack as he pursues a fleeing Benedict.
-->'''Slater''': Kid, who does the doctor treat?
-->'''Danny''': Patients.
-->'''Slater''': What is the elbow of my jacket doing?
-->'''Danny''': Wearing thin?
-->'''Slater''': Bingo!
* When Danny opens the door to find Benedict and his armed goons standing on the porch:
-->'''Benedict''': Hello, Toto.
** "Is Uncle Jack around?"
* After Danny gives him the "Hurt one hair on her head" line as one of Benedict's men drags Whitney away, Benedict orders his henchman to stop, strolls over to Whitney, plucks a strand of hair from her head, walks over to Danny, and pulls it apart in front of Danny, following with "You were saying?"
* Benedict's goons opening the door and pointing their guns at Skeezy, who stands there with his lips puckered waiting for Whitney to kiss him.
* Jack's very cordial "Hi!" as he crashes in through the skylight, followed by him shooting two of the goons dead with their own guns.
* "Got to catch the red-eye." Said by Jack as he pursues a fleeing Benedict.
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* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] [[BigBadFriend true colors]] and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently]] about what happened.
-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
** Dekker has steam puffing out of his ears as he raves at Slater.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
* When Danny and Slater realize that a chemical bomb has been planted on Leo the Fart:
-->'''Slater''': Leo the Fart is gonna pass gas one more time.
* On the way to Leo themobster's Fart's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] [[BigBadFriend true colors]] and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, Creator/FMurrayAbraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
** Dekker has steam puffing out of his ears as he raves at Slater.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
* When Danny and Slater realize that a chemical bomb has been planted on Leo the Fart:
-->'''Slater''': Leo the Fart is gonna pass gas one more time.
* On the way to Leo the
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* Slater crashes Fat Tony's funeral, and he walks up to the casket and talks to a mourner.
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* Slater crashes Fat Tony's Leo the Fart's funeral, and he walks up to the casket and talks to a mourner.
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** Slater then pretends Fat Tony is still alive (complete with him using a falsetto voice), grabs the corpse, and starts carrying it away, yelling for a doctor. A man steps forward as a doctor, and Slater tells him to check Fat Tony's chin, only to knock the doctor out and then yell that the doctor passed out.
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** Slater then pretends Fat Tony Leo the Fart is still alive (complete with him using a falsetto voice), grabs the corpse, and starts carrying it away, yelling for a doctor. A man steps forward as a doctor, and Slater tells him to check Fat Tony's Leo the Fart's chin, only to knock the doctor out and then yell that the doctor passed out.
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** This, when Danny and Slater realize that chemical bomb has been planted on Leo "the Fart":
-->'''Slater''': Leo "the Fart" is gonna pass gas one more time.
-->'''Slater''': Leo "the Fart" is gonna pass gas one more time.
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently]] at them.
-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
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--->'''Benedict''': Men, women and
-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there
--->'''Vivaldi''': (''laughing'') Really? Really?
--->'''Benedict''': No, not really. I'm lying. It was a
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]]
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* After they pursue Benedict and his doorman into the real world, Slater shoots at a cab the two steal and [[EveryCarIsAPinto it doesn't explode like usual]]:
-->'''Slater''': (''to Danny'') Not a word. Not ''one'' word!
* Danny urging Slater to check to make sure Benedict and his doorman are dead after the car crash.
-->'''Slater''': Gimme a break. They're dead.
-->'''Danny''': Just check!
-->'''Slater''': (''gestures at the cab'') Look! ''Dead''!
-->'''Danny''': They always look dead!
-->'''Slater''': (''to Danny'') Not a word. Not ''one'' word!
* Danny urging Slater to check to make sure Benedict and his doorman are dead after the car crash.
-->'''Slater''': Gimme a break. They're dead.
-->'''Danny''': Just check!
-->'''Slater''': (''gestures at the cab'') Look! ''Dead''!
-->'''Danny''': They always look dead!
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* Danny complaining to his mom that she turned Slater into a wimp.
* Slater hauling a cabbie out of his vehicle and delivering this nugget:
-->'''Slater''': Ever see those movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare?" Well, listen to this one--Rubber baby buggy bumpers! (''turns to Danny'') Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
-->'''Danny''': Uh...
* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger telling his wife to not talk to the ''National Inquirer'', and Maria Shriver telling him to "not plug the restaurants" because "It's tacky."
** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to Maria's annoyance.
* Slater hauling a cabbie out of his vehicle and delivering this nugget:
-->'''Slater''': Ever see those movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare?" Well, listen to this one--Rubber baby buggy bumpers! (''turns to Danny'') Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
-->'''Danny''': Uh...
* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger telling his wife to not talk to the ''National Inquirer'', and Maria Shriver telling him to "not plug the restaurants" because "It's tacky."
** And Arnold goes on and brings up Planet Hollywood, much to Maria's annoyance.
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** "Stay thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I'm ''faih?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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** "Stay thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I'm ''faih?''" ''feah?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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** "Stay thine hand, fair prince!" "Hoo said I was ''faih?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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** "Stay thine thy hand, fair prince!" -- "Hoo said I was I'm ''faih?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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-->'''Schwarzenhamlet:''' To be or not to be... (''lights a cigar, takes a drag'') Not to be. ''([[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]])''
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** "Stay thine hand, fair prince!" "Hoo said I was faih?" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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** "Stay thine hand, fair prince!" "Hoo said I was faih?" ''faih?''" Cue [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun, despite the medieval setting, and blasting Polonius.
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** "Who said I'm fair?" Cue Schwarzenhamlet pulling out a gun despite the medieval setting and gunning down the other man.
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** "Who "Stay thine hand, fair prince!" "Hoo said I'm fair?" I was faih?" Cue Schwarzenhamlet [=SchwarzenHamlet=] pulling out a gun gun, despite the medieval setting setting, and gunning down the other man.blasting Polonius.
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants angrily and incoherently at them.
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently incoherently]] at them.
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, screams "Again?"
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* Slater's speech to a ranting Dekker at the end:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. ''So [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. ''So [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
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* Slater's speech to a ranting Dekker at the end:
end when Dekker starts ranting:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief.Yes. Yes! And you know what else? I ''I'' am the hero. ''So [[BigShutUp ''[[SuddenlyShouting SO SHUT UP!]]''UP!]]''
** The fact that this is possibly an example of HypocriticalHumor makes it funnier.
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief.
** The fact that this is possibly an example of HypocriticalHumor makes it funnier.
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* Slater's cassette tape for whenever his ex-wife calls, which is just an endless loop of Slater saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah."
** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.
** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.
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* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
* Slater's cassette tape for whenever his ex-wife calls, which is just an endless loop of Slater saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah."
** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
* Slater's cassette tape for whenever his ex-wife calls, which is just an endless loop of Slater saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah."
** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.
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* Slater's speech to a ranting Dekker at the end:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to yourstupid highway! Hersey highway. And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SOdeaf! You know why you're shouting? Because it's in the script. You're the comic relief. Yes. And you know what else? I am the hero. ''So [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
* Slater's cassette tape for whenever his ex-wife calls, which is just an endless loop of Slater saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah."
** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.UP!]]''
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your
** "SO
* Slater's cassette tape for whenever his ex-wife calls, which is just an endless loop of Slater saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah."
** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.
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** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for movie nuts.
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** This, when Danny and Slater realize that chemical bomb has been planted on Leo "the Fart":
-->'''Slater''': Leo "the Fart" is gonna pass gas one more time.
-->'''Slater''': Leo "the Fart" is gonna pass gas one more time.
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-->'''Slater, reverently:''' The man is an artist!
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** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his [[ThisIsFor ''This is for..'' speech]], the act of blowing up his ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist.
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** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his [[ThisIsFor ''This [[AndThisIsFor ''And this is for..'' speech]], the act of blowing up his Slater's ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist.
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-->'''Slater''': Did you catch any of that?
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
-->'''Danny''': Some of it sounds like English.
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** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his [[ThisIsFor ''This is for..'' speech]], the act of blowing up his ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist.
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* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
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* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] Tramell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
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** "Who said I'm fair?" Cue Schwarzenhamlet gunning down the other man.
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** "Who said I'm fair?" Cue Schwarzenhamlet pulling out a gun despite the medieval setting and gunning down the other man.
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* In Slater's world, ''Terminator2JudgementDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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* In Slater's world, ''Terminator2JudgementDay'' ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.