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** Also features the wonderful sight of Young comfortably sitting on Arnie's shoulder like a parrot.
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-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres! ''[executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air]''

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-->'''Slater:''' Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres! [[{{Pun}} achers]]! ''[executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air]''



** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as "acne, shaving, [[JizzedInMyPants premature ejaculation]], and your first divorce."

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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as "acne, shaving, [[JizzedInMyPants [[SpeedSex premature ejaculation]], and your first divorce."
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** More amusing is the fact that the T-1000 walked past Slater, who share the same actor as his enemy "Uncle Bob".
-->'''Danny:''' Jack, did you see that?!
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-->'''Practice:''' Moe...?

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-->'''Practice:''' Moe...?who?
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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently]] so loudly he's got steam puffing out of his ears.

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* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants [[{{Angrish}} angrily and incoherently]] so loudly he's got steam literally puffing out of his ears.



** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].

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** Adding to the gag is the contents of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical red shirts and leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].



* Jack tells Danny that he'll be safe staying in the car because there's a gun in the glove compartment. When Danny opens it, ''a bunch'' of handguns fall out.

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* Jack Slater tells Danny that he'll be safe staying in the his car because there's a gun in the glove compartment. When Danny opens it, ''a bunch'' of handguns fall out.
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* Jack tells Danny that he'll be safe staying in the car because there's a gun in the glove compartment. Danny opens it, only for ''a bunch'' of handguns to spill out.

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* Jack tells Danny that he'll be safe staying in the car because there's a gun in the glove compartment. When Danny opens it, only for ''a bunch'' of handguns to spill fall out.

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* After Danny gives him the "Hurt one hair on her head" line as one of Benedict's men drags Whitney away, Benedict orders his henchman to stop, strolls over to Whitney, plucks a strand of hair from her head, walks over to Danny, and pulls it apart in front of Danny, following with "You were saying?"

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* After Danny gives him the "Hurt one hair on her head" line as one of Benedict's men drags Whitney away, Benedict orders his henchman to stop, strolls over to Whitney, plucks a single strand of hair from her head, walks over to Danny, and pulls it apart in front of Danny, following with "You were saying?"


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* Jack tells Danny that he'll be safe staying in the car because there's a gun in the glove compartment. Danny opens it, only for ''a bunch'' of handguns to spill out.

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** Benedict reveals a retractable knife he has hidden in his sleeve on a spring device. With an uncharacteristically giddy smile.
-->'''Benedict:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll That's great, isn't it?]]



** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his AndThisIsFor speech, the act of blowing up Slater's ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist.

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** When Slater starts beating up Benedict during his AndThisIsFor speech, speech. For blowing up his second cousin Frank's house, Slater gives Benedict a hearty punch to the gut, and the act of blowing up Slater's ex-wife's house gets Benedict a soft slap on the wrist. Benedict, for some reason, looks much more mortified to getting the wrist slap.



* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal someone's shoes in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow He fires another shot, just in case]]:

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* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal someone's shoes [[EvilIsPetty kill someone for their shoes]] in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow He fires another shot, just in case]]:
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* The music video for "Big Gun" by AC/DC, featuring Schwarzenegger dressed as Angus Young, complete with guitar, copying the guitarist's moves. No, really.
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** All of the mourners then proceed to draw guns.

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** All of the mourners then proceed to draw guns. Yes, ''all'' of them. Even the [[NunTooHoly nuns]]. And [[NeverMessWithGranny an old lady]].

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** Made even funnier when Danny recognizes how forced that punchline was:
-->'''Danny:''' ''That'' was a stretch.



* "Got to catch the red-eye." Said by Jack as he pursues a fleeing Benedict.

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* "Got to catch the red-eye." Said by Jack as he pursues a fleeing Benedict.[[GlassEye Bene]][[RedEyesTakeWarning dict]].

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