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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due to her aim with the nearby fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's had enough and is going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris' reaction to him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due to too much laughter...
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due to her aim with the nearby fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's had enough and is going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris' reaction to him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due to too much laughter...
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-->'''Katie: (stands up)''' "Hell yes." '''(both rush outside)'''
-->'''[[GilliganCut scene immediately cuts]] [[CoitusEnsues to Dave banging Katie in the back alley*]]'''
-->'''[[GilliganCut scene immediately cuts]] [[CoitusEnsues to Dave banging Katie in the back alley*]]'''
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-->'''Katie: (stands up)''' "Hell yes.yeah." '''(both rush outside)'''
-->'''[[GilliganCutscene *scene immediately cuts]] [[CoitusEnsues to Dave banging Katie in the back alley*]]'''
-->'''[[GilliganCut
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* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass is much hotter. If he were here, I'd totally fuck his brains out." Dave: "Hey, isn't that new Kate Hudson movie out today? Want to go to the theater?" Katie: "Hell yes." GilliganCut to both of them screwing in the alley.
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* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass Mist, when one of them asks what Katie thinks:
-->'''Katie:''' "Mm... I dunno. I think Kick-Ass ismuch hotter. If he were here, I'd totally cute."
-->'''Dave: (arches eyebrow)''' "Really."
-->'''Katie: (nodding)''' "Mmhm. I, for one, would definitely fuck his brainsout." Dave: "Hey, isn't out if I got the chance."
-->'''Dave: ('oh really?' look)''' "You would?"
-->'''Katie: (smiles knowingly at Dave)''' "Definitely."
-->'''[[{{beat}} *brief pause*]]'''
-->'''Dave:''' "You uh... mind checking out that new Kate Hudsonmovie out today? Want to go to movie? Cause I was thinking of seeing it and we can totally make the theater?" Katie: next showing."
-->'''Katie: (stands up)''' "Hell yes."GilliganCut '''(both rush outside)'''
-->'''[[GilliganCut scene immediately cuts]] [[CoitusEnsues toboth of them screwing Dave banging Katie in the alley.back alley*]]'''
-->'''Katie:''' "Mm... I dunno. I think Kick-Ass is
-->'''Dave: (arches eyebrow)''' "Really."
-->'''Katie: (nodding)''' "Mmhm. I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains
-->'''Dave: ('oh really?' look)''' "You would?"
-->'''Katie: (smiles knowingly at Dave)''' "Definitely."
-->'''[[{{beat}} *brief pause*]]'''
-->'''Dave:''' "You uh... mind checking out that new Kate Hudson
-->'''Katie: (stands up)''' "Hell yes."
-->'''[[GilliganCut scene immediately cuts]] [[CoitusEnsues to
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* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive, or see what me and Katie's kids would look like, or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
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* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive, or see what me and Katie's kids would look like, or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''.''Series/{{Lost}}''."
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* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]]
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* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[BlackHumor [[BlackComedy smashes into a cab and dies]]dies]].
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* In ''Kick-Ass 3'' Rocco Genovese orders his people to murder every superhero due the mess done by the Skulls & Bones Gang. So we're treated to the mob murdering Insect-Man, the Juicer, Doctor Gravity... And because his ExactWords had been "Everyone in a ''costume''", [[BlackComedy they also get a guy in a rabbit costume who's loudly protesting he's not a superhero but a guy trying to raise money for an animal charity]].
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with the fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's had enough and is going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then receives two knives points first in his chest.
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then receives two knives points first in his chest.
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due to her aim with the nearby fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's had enough and is going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris Chris' reaction at to him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due to too much laughter...
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at thecupboard counter she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....face, looks to his buddies for confirmation... and then receives two knives knives, points first in his to the chest.
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the
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* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then recieves two knives sticking out of his his chest.
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* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then recieves receives two knives sticking out of his points first in his chest.
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** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman supposedly fires the thing but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a jet-pack. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with the fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with the fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's had enough and is going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and thenfinds recieves two knives in sticking out of his his chest.
* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then
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-->'''Chris:''' You need to see this.
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-->'''Chris:''' You need to see this.this!
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* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty tells Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd giving him a thumbs up.
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
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* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty tells gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd giving gives him a double thumbs up.
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn todrive drive, or see what me and Katie's kids would look like like, or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to
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-->"I'm ''sorry''. [[BlatantLies I guess I got mixed up in all the confusion and thought I'd loaded this with]] ''[[BlatantLies tranquillizers]]''".
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-->"I'm ''sorry''. [[BlatantLies I guess I got mixed up in all the confusion and thought I'd loaded this with]] ''[[BlatantLies tranquillizers]]''".tranquillizers.]]''"
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-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''"Jesus Christ!"'''
-->'''Hit-Girl:''' "[[BlatantLies Sorry]]. [[SarcasmMode I thought]] ''[[SarcasmMode that]]'' [[SarcasmMode was a tranquillizer too]].
-->'''Hit-Girl:''' "[[BlatantLies Sorry]]. [[SarcasmMode I thought]] ''[[SarcasmMode that]]'' [[SarcasmMode was a tranquillizer too]].
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-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''"Jesus Christ!"'''
''Jesus Christ!''
-->'''Hit-Girl:'''"[[BlatantLies [[BlatantLies Sorry]]. [[SarcasmMode I thought]] ''[[SarcasmMode that]]'' [[SarcasmMode was a tranquillizer too]].
-->'''Hit-Girl:'''
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* The Motherfucker's first supercrime in ''Hit-Girl'': he enters a store to rob it and murder everyone with a laser while getting on camera and then on the internet. He murders the owner with the laser, but then:
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "What the hell's ''up'' with this thing? Why isn't it ''firing''?"
-->'''[[{{Mook}} Hood 2]]:''' "It's the XM-25, Chris. I ''told'' you... It takes 30 seconds to ''recharge''.
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
-->'''Sons of the victim:''' "Get them!"
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "What the hell's ''up'' with this thing? Why isn't it ''firing''?"
-->'''[[{{Mook}} Hood 2]]:''' "It's the XM-25, Chris. I ''told'' you... It takes 30 seconds to ''recharge''.
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
-->'''Sons of the victim:''' "Get them!"
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* The Motherfucker's first supercrime super-crime in ''Hit-Girl'': he enters a store to rob it and ''tries'' to murder everyone with a laser while getting on camera and then on the internet. He murders the owner with the laser, but then:
-->'''Motherfucker:'''"What What the hell's ''up'' with this thing? Why isn't it ''firing''?"
''firing''?
-->'''[[{{Mook}} Hood 2]]:'''"It's It's the XM-25, Chris. I ''told'' you... It takes 30 seconds to ''recharge''.
-->'''Motherfucker:'''"[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
[[OhCrap Shit!]]
-->'''Sons of the victim:'''"Get them!"Get them!
-->'''Motherfucker:'''
-->'''[[{{Mook}} Hood 2]]:'''
-->'''Motherfucker:'''
-->'''Sons of the victim:'''
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* From ''Kick-Ass 3'': Dave, mourning at [[spoiler:his father's grave]] in an attempt to evoke imagery of Bruce Wayne at his parents grave, with Todd taking photos as they try to replicate specific shots from the ''Batman'' comics.
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* From ''Kick-Ass 3'': Dave, mourning at [[spoiler:his his father's grave]] grave in an attempt to evoke imagery of Bruce Wayne at his parents grave, with Todd taking photos as they try to replicate specific shots from the ''Batman'' comics.
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* Damon shooting Mindy in the chest, (as part of her training), sending her flying onto her back, all while acting like it's the most ordinary father-daughter bonding moment in the world.
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* Damon shooting Mindy in the chest, her Kevlar pillow protected torso, (as part of her training), sending her flying onto her back, all while acting like it's the most ordinary father-daughter bonding moment in the world.
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* Damon's little laugh after he thinks of the idea to change our protagonist's name to Ass-Kick.
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* Damon's little laugh after he thinks conceives of the idea to change our protagonist's name to Ass-Kick.
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-->'''KA:''' How do I get a hold of you.
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-->'''KA:''' How do I get a hold of you. you?
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* Damon's little laugh after he thinks of the idea to change our protagonist's name to Ass-Kick.
* Big Daddy and Hit Girl paying Dave a visit in the middle of the night.
-->'''BD:''' Your call, but, you know we're around if you need us.
-->'''KA:''' How do I get a hold of you.
-->'''HG:''' You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.
* Big Daddy and Hit Girl paying Dave a visit in the middle of the night.
-->'''BD:''' Your call, but, you know we're around if you need us.
-->'''KA:''' How do I get a hold of you.
-->'''HG:''' You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.
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* Followed by the mob-boss beginning to lose it: "Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
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* Followed by the mob-boss beginning to lose it: ''(little kid voice)'' "Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb party!" ''(Mark Strong voice)'' "Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
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* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* Joe and Chris's banter is hi-lar-i-ous.
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* Joe and Chris's Chris' banter is hi-lar-i-ous.''hi-lar-i-ous''.
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-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
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-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch need to see this.
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* Frank D'Amico, beginning to lose it: "Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
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* Frank D'Amico, Followed by the mob-boss beginning to lose it: "Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*cocaine*
* Joe and Chris's banter is hi-lar-i-ous.
-->'''Chris:''' It - It's everything I need. And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.
-->'''Joe:''' ''Louie?'' Hey, Chris -
-->'''Chris:''' Or somebody, it doesn't have to be Louie.
-->'''Joe:''' ... Tony!
-->'''Chris:''' ''Tony.''
-->'''Frank:''' Tony?
-->'''Chris:''' I hate Tony.
-->'''Joe:''' Yeah, fuck Tony. He's a scumbag.
* Joe and Chris's banter is hi-lar-i-ous.
-->'''Chris:''' It - It's everything I need. And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.
-->'''Joe:''' ''Louie?'' Hey, Chris -
-->'''Chris:''' Or somebody, it doesn't have to be Louie.
-->'''Joe:''' ... Tony!
-->'''Chris:''' ''Tony.''
-->'''Frank:''' Tony?
-->'''Chris:''' I hate Tony.
-->'''Joe:''' Yeah, fuck Tony. He's a scumbag.
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* Frank D'Amico, beginning to lose it: "Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
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* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
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* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; Kick-Ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His increasingly unhinged rambling to himself is just priceless.
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* "A bazooka?...Ok."
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* "A bazooka?...Ok. Okay."
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with knives, so Frank's bodyguard says he's gonna recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
* The guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
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* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with the fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard bodyguard, Stu, says he's gonna going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who"received" 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
* The guy who
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* Red Mist holding a [[ShoePhone teddy bear camera]].
-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''*Stares at the teddy bear*.''
-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''*Stares at the teddy bear*.''
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* Red Mist holding a [[ShoePhone teddy bear camera]].
-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''*Stares at the teddy bear*.''
-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''*Stares at the teddy bear*.''
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* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist holding a [[ShoePhone teddy bear camera]].
-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''*Stares atMist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass is much hotter. If he were here, I'd totally fuck his brains out." Dave: "Hey, isn't that new Kate Hudson movie out today? Want to go to the teddy bear*.''theater?" Katie: "Hell yes." GilliganCut to both of them screwing in the alley.
-->'''Chris:''' You gotta watch this.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''*Stares at
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* Red Mist and Kick-Ass in the Mist Mobile for the first time. You hear Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" and see Kick-Ass head bobbing to it at first and then a few seconds later we see Red Mist and him both dancing to it.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
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* Red Mist and Kick-Ass The opening, in the Mist Mobile for the first time. You hear Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" and see Kick-Ass head bobbing which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to it at first fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a few seconds later we see Red Mist cab and him both dancing to it.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
dies]]
-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
*Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look Damon shooting Mindy in the chest, (as part of her training), sending her flying onto her back, all while acting like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."it's the most ordinary father-daughter bonding moment in the world.
** The ice cream parlor scene that follows.
-->'''Mindy:''' I'm just fuckin' with ya, Daddy!
* Dave's early attempts at armchair heroics: posing in the mirror, shadow fighting, (read: flailing) rehearsing banter, training to jump from roof to roof.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
*
** The ice cream parlor scene that follows.
-->'''Mindy:''' I'm just fuckin' with ya, Daddy!
* Dave's early attempts at armchair heroics: posing in the mirror, shadow fighting, (read: flailing) rehearsing banter, training to jump from roof to roof.
* Frank D'Amico, beginning to lose it: "Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
* Dave's face when the woman in Rasul's apartment starts rubbing her tits together.
* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?! ''I'll'' give you a motherfuckin' high-five! High-fivin' ''bull-shit!''
* Chris D'Amico's entrance as Red Mist, jumping down dramatically from a dumpster, only to do what all of us have done from a low fall to our feet at one point or another and land awkwardly, hurting his ankle.
* Red Mist and Kick-Ass in the Mist Mobile for the first time. You hear Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" and see Kick-Ass head bobbing to it at first and then a few seconds later we see Red Mist and him both dancing to it.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
* Dave's face when the woman in Rasul's apartment starts rubbing her tits together.
* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?! ''I'll'' give you a motherfuckin' high-five! High-fivin' ''bull-shit!''
* Chris D'Amico's entrance as Red Mist, jumping down dramatically from a dumpster, only to do what all of us have done from a low fall to our feet at one point or another and land awkwardly, hurting his ankle.
* Red Mist and Kick-Ass in the Mist Mobile for the first time. You hear Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" and see Kick-Ass head bobbing to it at first and then a few seconds later we see Red Mist and him both dancing to it.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* Frank D'Amico: "'Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
* Damon shooting Mindy in the chest (as part of her training), sending her falling on her back, all while acting like it's nothing bad. Good thing she was wearing a bulletproof vest.
* Kick-Ass' BigDamnHeroes moment on the jetpack, complete with "[[SoundtrackDissonance An American Trilogy]]" playing.
** Followed by [[BigBad Frank D'Amico]] saying "That is one weird-sounding bazooka."
* Mindy smiling and cracking her knuckles after [[MuggingTheMonster the bullies demand her lunch money]] at the end of the movie.
* "I'm just fuckin' with ya, Daddy!"
* "A bazooka?...Ok."
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* Frank D'Amico's reaction after Hit-Girl barges into his office and disarms him: "FUCK!"
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"
** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman supposedly fires the thing but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a jet-pack. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
* Damon shooting Mindy in the chest (as part of her training), sending her falling on her back, all while acting like it's nothing bad. Good thing she was wearing a bulletproof vest.
* Kick-Ass' BigDamnHeroes moment on the jetpack, complete with "[[SoundtrackDissonance An American Trilogy]]" playing.
** Followed by [[BigBad Frank D'Amico]] saying "That is one weird-sounding bazooka."
* Mindy smiling and cracking her knuckles after [[MuggingTheMonster the bullies demand her lunch money]] at the end of the movie.
* "I'm just fuckin' with ya, Daddy!"
* "A bazooka?...Ok."
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* Frank D'Amico's reaction after Hit-Girl barges into his office and disarms him: "FUCK!"
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"
** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman supposedly fires the thing but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a jet-pack. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
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* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass is much hotter. If he were here, I'd totally fuck his brains out." Dave: "Hey, isn't that new Kate Hudson movie out today? Want to go to the theater?" Katie: "Hell yes." GilliganCut to both of them screwing in the alley.
* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with knives, so Frank's bodyguard says he's gonna recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with knives, so Frank's bodyguard says he's gonna recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
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* Dave's face when the woman in Rasul's apartment starts rubbing her tits together.
* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]]
-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?! ''I'll'' give you a motherfuckin' high-five! High-fivin' ''bull-shit!''
* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]]
-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?! ''I'll'' give you a motherfuckin' high-five! High-fivin' ''bull-shit!''
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* Dave's face Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
* "A bazooka?...Ok."
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"
** Then, there's his reaction when thewoman henchman supposedly fires the thing but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a jet-pack. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
* Kick-Ass' BigDamnHeroes moment on the jet-pack, complete with "[[SoundtrackDissonance An American Trilogy]]" playing.
** Followed by [[BigBad Frank D'Amico]] saying "That is one weird-sounding bazooka."
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* Frank D'Amico's reaction after Hit-Girl barges into his office and disarms him: "FUCK!"
* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is inRasul's apartment the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass is much hotter. If he were here, I'd totally fuck his brains out." Dave: "Hey, isn't that new Kate Hudson movie out today? Want to go to the theater?" Katie: "Hell yes." GilliganCut to both of them screwing in the alley.
* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It startsrubbing with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table and without ammo but still dangerous due her tits together.
aim with knives, so Frank's bodyguard says he's gonna recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* Theopening, in which guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a man whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a bird-like costume leaps off a building hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab finds two knives in his chest.
* Mindy smiling anddies]]
-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streetscracking her knuckles after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around[[MuggingTheMonster the corner. Not too fast... What's with bullies demand her lunch money]] at the high-fives?! ''I'll'' give you a motherfuckin' high-five! High-fivin' ''bull-shit!'' end of the movie.
* "A bazooka?...Ok."
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"
** Then, there's his reaction when the
* Kick-Ass' BigDamnHeroes moment on the jet-pack, complete with "[[SoundtrackDissonance An American Trilogy]]" playing.
** Followed by [[BigBad Frank D'Amico]] saying "That is one weird-sounding bazooka."
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* Frank D'Amico's reaction after Hit-Girl barges into his office and disarms him: "FUCK!"
* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in
* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts
* The
* Mindy smiling and
-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around
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* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?! I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?! I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
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* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. His rambling to himself is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?!I'll ''I'll'' give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit! motherfuckin' high-five! High-fivin' ''bull-shit!''
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives?!
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* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...[[spoiler: and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]] ]].
-->'''Dave:''' [[spoiler: That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.]]
-->'''Dave:''' [[spoiler: That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.]]
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* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...[[spoiler: and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]] ]].
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-->'''Dave:'''[[spoiler: That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.]]
-->'''Dave:'''
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-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives. I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives. I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
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* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men. \n His rambling is just priceless.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with thehigh-fives. high-fives?! I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the
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* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
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** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman [[spoiler:apparently]] fires the thing [[spoiler:but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a hoverpack]]. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
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** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman [[spoiler:apparently]] supposedly fires the thing [[spoiler:but but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a hoverpack]].jet-pack. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
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-->'''Red Mist''' You gotta watch this.
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-->'''Everyone Else''' *Stares at the teddy bear*.
-->'''Everyone Else''' *Stares at the teddy bear*.
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-->'''Red Mist''' "You You gotta watch this."
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-->'''EveryoneElse''' *Stares Else:''' ''*Stares at the teddy bear*.''
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* When Frank spies from his limo who he believes to be Kick-ass; brazenly walking the streets after apparently murdering his men.
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives. I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
-->'''Frank D'Amico:''' Holy... Shit. I don't fuckin' ''believe'' it. Follow him, around the corner. Not too fast... What's with the high-fives. I'll give you a motherfucking high-five. High-fiving bull-shit!
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!!Comic
*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9RbsU-OhOc For the most part, the movie is very faithful to the comic, so most of what's listed below in the movie section also applies here.
* Hit-Girl's ShoutOut in the comic to the ComicBook/FantasticFour : ''It's fucking CLOBBERING TIME!''.
** Later on, when she kills Genovese, she screams ''Tunk you!'', which was [[BrickJoke alluded to earlier]] when Dave's friends ask him to spread around a new curse word that they want to become to SpearCounterpart to the c-word. And then whilst Hit-Girl is killing all of the mobsters, Kick-Ass is just stood there utterly stunned at how quickly the word has caught on.
* TheBazooka scene]].whole subplot where Dave pretends to be Katie's CampGay best friend is treated in more detail here, and it's very funny(especially Dave's reaction compared to his reaction in the movie).
* From ''Kick-Ass 2'': the superhero Battle Guy is relating his origins of how his parents had been killed and ''eaten'' before his eyes when Kick-Ass identifies him and says out loud that he met his mother at the grocery that morning.
* From ''Kick-Ass 3'': Dave, mourning at [[spoiler:his father's grave]] in an attempt to evoke imagery of Bruce Wayne at his parents grave, with Todd taking photos as they try to replicate specific shots from the ''Batman'' comics.
* Chris' so-called ninja training in the interquel ''Hit-Girl'': at first it seems serious, but then his teacher sends him to retrieve a blue lotus flower on a mountain because he's seen it in ''Film/BatmanBegins'' and starts talking with a colleague about how much money they can swindle out of Chris...
** Later Chris wises up and leaves, deciding to hire a bodyguard... And the ninjas are complaining he won't hire anyone of them, with their boss whining that he had promised his wife a vacation to Las Vegas.
* From the interquel ''Hit-Girl'', our TykeBomb has covered Kick-Ass by gunning down about a dozen between mob bosses and enforcers and he protests she had agreed to not kill anyone. Her answer?
-->"I'm ''sorry''. [[BlatantLies I guess I got mixed up in all the confusion and thought I'd loaded this with]] ''[[BlatantLies tranquillizers]]''".
** Then she notices one of the enforcers trying to stand up and drawing a gun, and shoots him.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''"Jesus Christ!"'''
-->'''Hit-Girl:''' "[[BlatantLies Sorry]]. [[SarcasmMode I thought]] ''[[SarcasmMode that]]'' [[SarcasmMode was a tranquillizer too]].
* In ''Kick-Ass 2'', this line from Marcus as he reveals he found Mindy's weapon cache.
-->"Props for getting an AK-47 in a teddy bear, by the way."
* The Motherfucker's first supercrime in ''Hit-Girl'': he enters a store to rob it and murder everyone with a laser while getting on camera and then on the internet. He murders the owner with the laser, but then:
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "What the hell's ''up'' with this thing? Why isn't it ''firing''?"
-->'''[[{{Mook}} Hood 2]]:''' "It's the XM-25, Chris. I ''told'' you... It takes 30 seconds to ''recharge''.
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
-->'''Sons of the victim:''' "Get them!"
** It ends with Insect-Man and Doctor Gravity accidentally stopping Chris' escape... And then debating if they should call the police and save him or not.
!!Movie
* Red Mist and Kick-Ass in the Mist Mobile for the first time. You hear Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" and see Kick-Ass head bobbing to it at first and then a few seconds later we see Red Mist and him both dancing to it.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
* "That's a fucking bazooka, you dumb-ass!"
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
* "A bazooka?...Ok."
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* [[CatUpATree 'FUCK YOU, MR. BITEY!']]
* When Kick-Ass breaks into Katie's house and she starts giving him a royal beatdown for it.
** One of the objects she hits him with is a tennis racket, most likely a nod towards Katie's tennis hobby in the original comic.
* Frank D'Amico: "'Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
* Damon shooting Mindy in the chest (as part of her training), sending her falling on her back, all while acting like it's nothing bad. Good thing she was wearing a bulletproof vest.
* Kick-Ass' BigDamnHeroes moment on the jetpack, complete with "[[SoundtrackDissonance An American Trilogy]]" playing.
** Followed by [[BigBad Frank D'Amico]] saying "That is one weird-sounding bazooka."
* Mindy smiling and cracking her knuckles after [[MuggingTheMonster the bullies demand her lunch money]] at the end of the movie.
* "I'm just fuckin' with ya, Daddy!"
* Frank D'Amico's reaction after Hit-Girl barges into his office and disarms him: "FUCK!"
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"
** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman [[spoiler:apparently]] fires the thing [[spoiler:but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a hoverpack]]. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
* Red Mist holding a [[ShoePhone teddy bear camera]].
-->'''Red Mist''' "You gotta watch this."
-->'''Everyone Else''' *Stares at the teddy bear*.
* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass is much hotter. If he were here, I'd totally fuck his brains out." Dave: "Hey, isn't that new Kate Hudson movie out today? Want to go to the theater?" Katie: "Hell yes." GilliganCut to both of them screwing in the alley.
* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with knives, so Frank's bodyguard says he's gonna recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty tells Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd giving him a thumbs up.
* Dave's face when the woman in Rasul's apartment starts rubbing her tits together.
* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...[[spoiler: and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]] ]].
-->'''Dave:''' [[spoiler: That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.]]
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* Hit-Girl's ShoutOut in the comic to the ComicBook/FantasticFour : ''It's fucking CLOBBERING TIME!''.
** Later on, when she kills Genovese, she screams ''Tunk you!'', which was [[BrickJoke alluded to earlier]] when Dave's friends ask him to spread around a new curse word that they want to become to SpearCounterpart to the c-word. And then whilst Hit-Girl is killing all of the mobsters, Kick-Ass is just stood there utterly stunned at how quickly the word has caught on.
* The
* From ''Kick-Ass 2'': the superhero Battle Guy is relating his origins of how his parents had been killed and ''eaten'' before his eyes when Kick-Ass identifies him and says out loud that he met his mother at the grocery that morning.
* From ''Kick-Ass 3'': Dave, mourning at [[spoiler:his father's grave]] in an attempt to evoke imagery of Bruce Wayne at his parents grave, with Todd taking photos as they try to replicate specific shots from the ''Batman'' comics.
* Chris' so-called ninja training in the interquel ''Hit-Girl'': at first it seems serious, but then his teacher sends him to retrieve a blue lotus flower on a mountain because he's seen it in ''Film/BatmanBegins'' and starts talking with a colleague about how much money they can swindle out of Chris...
** Later Chris wises up and leaves, deciding to hire a bodyguard... And the ninjas are complaining he won't hire anyone of them, with their boss whining that he had promised his wife a vacation to Las Vegas.
* From the interquel ''Hit-Girl'', our TykeBomb has covered Kick-Ass by gunning down about a dozen between mob bosses and enforcers and he protests she had agreed to not kill anyone. Her answer?
-->"I'm ''sorry''. [[BlatantLies I guess I got mixed up in all the confusion and thought I'd loaded this with]] ''[[BlatantLies tranquillizers]]''".
** Then she notices one of the enforcers trying to stand up and drawing a gun, and shoots him.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''"Jesus Christ!"'''
-->'''Hit-Girl:''' "[[BlatantLies Sorry]]. [[SarcasmMode I thought]] ''[[SarcasmMode that]]'' [[SarcasmMode was a tranquillizer too]].
* In ''Kick-Ass 2'', this line from Marcus as he reveals he found Mindy's weapon cache.
-->"Props for getting an AK-47 in a teddy bear, by the way."
* The Motherfucker's first supercrime in ''Hit-Girl'': he enters a store to rob it and murder everyone with a laser while getting on camera and then on the internet. He murders the owner with the laser, but then:
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "What the hell's ''up'' with this thing? Why isn't it ''firing''?"
-->'''[[{{Mook}} Hood 2]]:''' "It's the XM-25, Chris. I ''told'' you... It takes 30 seconds to ''recharge''.
-->'''Motherfucker:''' "[[OhCrap Shit!]]"
-->'''Sons of the victim:''' "Get them!"
** It ends with Insect-Man and Doctor Gravity accidentally stopping Chris' escape... And then debating if they should call the police and save him or not.
!!Movie
* Red Mist and Kick-Ass in the Mist Mobile for the first time. You hear Gnarl's Barkley's "Crazy" and see Kick-Ass head bobbing to it at first and then a few seconds later we see Red Mist and him both dancing to it.
** "That's right! We're superheroes! You love us!"
* "That's a fucking bazooka, you dumb-ass!"
* Dave thinking about what he'll never do due to dying. "Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on ''{{Lost}}''."
* "A bazooka?...Ok."
* "Hey, I have one of those!"
* [[CatUpATree 'FUCK YOU, MR. BITEY!']]
* When Kick-Ass breaks into Katie's house and she starts giving him a royal beatdown for it.
** One of the objects she hits him with is a tennis racket, most likely a nod towards Katie's tennis hobby in the original comic.
* Frank D'Amico: "'Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks!" *snorts mountain of cocaine*
* Damon shooting Mindy in the chest (as part of her training), sending her falling on her back, all while acting like it's nothing bad. Good thing she was wearing a bulletproof vest.
* Kick-Ass' BigDamnHeroes moment on the jetpack, complete with "[[SoundtrackDissonance An American Trilogy]]" playing.
** Followed by [[BigBad Frank D'Amico]] saying "That is one weird-sounding bazooka."
* Mindy smiling and cracking her knuckles after [[MuggingTheMonster the bullies demand her lunch money]] at the end of the movie.
* "I'm just fuckin' with ya, Daddy!"
* Frank D'Amico's reaction after Hit-Girl barges into his office and disarms him: "FUCK!"
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"
** Then, there's his reaction when the henchman [[spoiler:apparently]] fires the thing [[spoiler:but actually is getting shot by Kick-Ass using a hoverpack]]. He has this delighted grin on his face, but comments "Strangest-sounding bazooka I've ever heard."
* Red Mist holding a [[ShoePhone teddy bear camera]].
-->'''Red Mist''' "You gotta watch this."
-->'''Everyone Else''' *Stares at the teddy bear*.
* Dave, who's been playing up the gay card to be close to Katie. After the Kick-Ass reveal and courtship, the gang is in the comic shop comparing Kick-Ass and Red Mist. Katie: (paraphrased from memory) "Kick-Ass is much hotter. If he were here, I'd totally fuck his brains out." Dave: "Hey, isn't that new Kate Hudson movie out today? Want to go to the theater?" Katie: "Hell yes." GilliganCut to both of them screwing in the alley.
* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's table and without ammo but still dangerous due her aim with knives, so Frank's bodyguard says he's gonna recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris reaction at him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control... This troper choked due too much laughter...
* The guy who "received" Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the cupboard she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face....and then finds two knives in his chest.
* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty tells Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd giving him a thumbs up.
* Dave's face when the woman in Rasul's apartment starts rubbing her tits together.
* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...[[spoiler: and then he [[BlackHumor smashes into a cab and dies]] ]].
-->'''Dave:''' [[spoiler: That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.]]
* Chris, as the Red Mist, smokes a joint while driving in the Mist Mobile with Kick Ass. Kick Ass's face when he sees Chris smoking one makes it even funnier.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9RbsU-OhOc The Bazooka scene]].
