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-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.

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-->'''Dave:''' That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems. Who am I? I'm Kick-Ass.


* Also, when Red Mist is on the dumpster, he's standing in the classic hands-on-hips pose. When he announces himself to Kick-Ass, Dave immediately adopts the same pose.



-->'''Katie:''' (screams, sprays him with pepper spray in the face)

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-->'''Katie:''' (screams, sprays him with pepper hair spray in the face)



-->'''Katie:''' (drops the pepper spray, grabs a tennis racket and starts hitting him with it) Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house! (grabs a aluminum baseball bat)

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-->'''Katie:''' (drops the pepper hair spray, grabs a tennis racket and starts hitting him with it) Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house! (grabs a aluminum baseball bat)



* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip at the counter she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face, looks to his buddies for confirmation... and then receives two knives, points first to the chest.

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* The guy who 'received' Hit Girl's knives just prior to the bazooka sequence is a whole load of funny. It starts with him being the last guy in a hallway full of mooks that Hit Girl brutally takes out. When she runs out of ammo, she chucks her gun at his head, grabs his gun and tries to shoot him while he's on the ground - only he was also out of ammo. Then, after she's forced to retreat, he's too scared to face her even with fresh backup - so he's given a big gun and sent out against her at gun point where he randomly unloads his clip magazine at the counter she's behind. When that runs out of ammo, he's got the dumbest nervous grin on his face, looks to his buddies for confirmation... and then receives two knives, points first to the chest.


* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave:''"That's neat, I think you must be confusing me with someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

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* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave:''"That's neat, I think you must be confusing me with someone who, who GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''


* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave:''"That's funny, must have me mistaken for someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

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* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave:''"That's funny, neat, I think you must have be confusing me mistaken for with someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''


* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave.
* ''"That's funny, must have me mistaken for someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

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* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave.
* ''"That's
microwave:''"That's funny, must have me mistaken for someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''


** When they finish watching the video, Joe and Vic both give a look to Frank that screams: “who the hell did you piss off”.

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** When they finish watching the video, Joe and Vic both give a look to Frank that screams: “who the hell did you piss off”.off?”.

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** When they finish watching the video, Joe and Vic both give a look to Frank that screams: “who the hell did you piss off”.


During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd gives him a double thumbs up.

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* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd gives him a double thumbs up.


* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd gives him a double thumbs up.

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* There is a MoodWhiplash during the scene where Big Daddy and Kick- Ass get kidnapped. Stu notices a bazooka:
-->'''Stu:''' " Hot damn!,I always wanted one of these."
-->'''Chris:''' " You’re seriously going to take that"
-->'''Stu:''' "Yes!"
During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd gives him a double thumbs up.


* When Frank’s guys capture Big Daddy and Kick-Ass, Stu grabs a bazooka and says he’s always wanted one. When Stu and Chris return to Frank, Frank’s response to seeing Stu with a bazooka is a flat “okay”.

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* When Frank’s guys capture Big Daddy and Kick-Ass, Stu grabs a bazooka and says he’s always wanted one. When Stu and Chris return to Frank, Frank’s response to seeing Stu with a bazooka is a flat “okay”.


* ''"That's funny, must have me mistaken fo someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

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* ''"That's funny, must have me mistaken fo for someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''


''"That's funny, must have me mistaken fo someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

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''"That's *''"That's funny, must have me mistaken fo someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''


* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he smashes into a cab [[BlackComedy and dies]].

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* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...[[BaitAndSwitch and then then]] he [[BlackComedy smashes into a cab [[BlackComedy and dies]].


* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[RealityEnsues smashes into a cab]] [[BlackComedy and dies]].

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* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[RealityEnsues smashes into a cab]] cab [[BlackComedy and dies]].

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