History Funny / KeepBeachCityWeird

-->''NOOOOOOO! I FORGOT TO INCLUDE A LINK TO THE LIVESTREAM!!! DID ANYONE SCREEN CAP WHAT HAPPENED?!! THAT WAS SO WEIRD!! AND I MIGHT HAVE A BROKEN RIB!!!''

* Ronaldo's reaction to [[spoiler:Peridot appearing on TV in [[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E14CryForHelp "Cry for Help"]]]] is to assume she's... an eco-terrorist android trying to free all animals from zoos. He then comments that he likes "basically any animal that hangs out in a tree".

* Right before Stevenbomb 4, Ronaldo posts for the first time in a while, explaining that he'd been staying off the Internet to avoid spoilers for the new Dogcopter movie (which aired last December, in an obvious parallel to ''Star Wars: The Force Awakens''). Then he gets to the theater [[spoiler:and someone coming out of the theater blurts out the big twist that Dogcopter's actually part-cat]].

* The first post of the Summer of Steven features [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/147623331391/greetings-my-devoted-followers-many-of-you-have#notes Ronaldo's progress on the book he's writing.]] [[spoiler:He has a title and the name of the first chapter. That's it.]]

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* When Ronaldo is trying to explain the giant teacup that got thrown into the ocean during "Serious Steven".

* There were two entries based on "Tiger Millionaire": [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/74023343250/wrestling-tonight one showing him as the "Loch Ness Bloggster" right before his fight with Amethyst]], assuring readers he'd be alright as "wrestling is just pretend!" [[GilliganCut The next entry:]]

--> "I've been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I... dropped my phone in the toilet. \\

---> "WHAT?! I explicitly said to NOT reblog the post!!! IF THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO TROLL ME, YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED. I AM UNTROLLABLE."
* On [[UsefulNotes/AllHallowsEve Halloween]] 2014, after the events of the episode that shares a title with the blog, Ronaldo opened up his ask box and answered some questions. Questions relating to polymorphic sentient rocks, the benefits of subs and dubs, and [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries.]] These got so popular that [[http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/ Crewniverse]] (technically, the mod blog of Keep Beach City Weird) had to [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/101442626366/holy-smokes-you-weirdos-have-a-lot-of-questions shut down the ask box after a day]] from a sheer amount of content. ''A single day.''
* Ronaldo [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/102566804726/time-for-another-ronaldo-review-this-week-im reviews]] ''Soul Blaster'', a ShowWithinAShow mentioned in one of the comments of "Keep Beach City Weird". It turns out to be about a teen who fights with a cannon [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the ghost of his dead little brother]]. He recommends selections of the source manga: chapters 1-26, 237-349, and '''[[LongRunner 1245-3762]].'''[[note]]Assuming weekly publication, that's about ''fifty years'' worth of material recommended and at least 72 years total, despite having supposedly started in 1976. Even if it was somehow a daily publication, it would be about 10 years' worth.[[/note]]

* Ronaldo's failed attempt to broadcast his watermelon autopsy from "Watermelon Steven":

-->'' I only listen to jazz from Korea! K-Jazz! Played by [[IdolSinger beautiful boys with distinct personality archetypes]]!''
* As Ronaldo [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/113471797536/this-my-view-right-now-in-case-i-get-shot-down is evacuating]] during the events of "The Return/Jail Break", his pictures indicates his younger brother got to ride shotgun. Ronaldo also gives his potentially final request:

* Ronaldo's reaction to [[spoiler:Peridot appearing on TV in "Cry For Help"]] is to assume she's... an eco-terrorist android trying to free all animals from zoos. He then comments that he likes "basically any animal that hangs out in a tree".
* A series of posts detail an incident where Ronaldo went downstairs on one night to have a sandwich as a snack...and the refrigerator fell on top of him. His cries for help were unheard by his dad and brother due to a loud thunderstorm outside, and neither of them checked his blog where he was posting distress calls using his cell phone. Eventually, Ronaldo determined that he just wanted the sandwich in order to satisfy his hunger, and made a "sandwich reaching device" out of materials that are in reach, one of such being a banana, and he points out that he ''could'' just eat the banana but he won't because ''he really wants a sandwich.'' His attempt to get the sandwich failed, so he resigns himself to an impending death and states that his last wish is that his dad shoot his body and his phone into space so that his blog has a chance of reaching extraterrestrial civilizations who might remake him as a cyborg and worship him. The next post states "Nevermind. My dad found me and lifted the fridge off", ending the whole thing anticlimactically.

-->''I handed over my laptop and my phone to my little bro, Peedee, and ordered him to bury them [[VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial in an undisclosed location in the deserts of New Mexico]].\\

--> Guacola. It's a soda that pays people to say they like it, so you know it's good.
* In [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/147699287341/pepe-and-pear this post]] following "Mr. Greg", Ronaldo shows off his more sensitive side by writing a short crossover fan-fic... [[CrackShip shipping Pear from "Crying Breakfast Friends" and the Pepe's Burgers mascot]].

* Ronaldo discusses the CropCircles made in "Joy Ride", then makes an unexpected comment about the photograph featured.

* Lars is introduced as the "local sarcasm dispenser".

* On [[AllHallowsEve Halloween]] 2014, after the events of the episode that shares a title with the blog, Ronaldo opened up his ask box and answered some questions. Questions relating to polymorphic sentient rocks, the benefits of subs and dubs, and [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries.]] These got so popular that [[http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/ Crewniverse]] (technically, the mod blog of Keep Beach City Weird) had to [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/101442626366/holy-smokes-you-weirdos-have-a-lot-of-questions shut down the ask box after a day]] from a sheer amount of content. ''A single day.''

* Lars is introduced as "local sarcasm dispenser".

-->''Also, [[SurveillanceAsThePlotDemands if you're wondering how I got this photo]], I just set a timer on my phone's camera and threw it really high in the air.''

** Most of the responses to the fic are pretty chuckle worthy, too.

-->''In case I get shot down by an alien, there’s a folder on my desktop that says DO NOT DELETE. [[NoodleImplements Please delete that folder]]!''

* Why did the blog stop during long the period between episodes?

* There were two entries based on "Tiger Millionaire": [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/74023343250/wrestling-tonight one showing him as the "Loch Ness Bloggster" right before his fight with Amethyst]], assuring readers he'd be alright as "wrestling is just pretend!" [[GiliganCut The next entry:]]

* There were two entries based on "Tiger Millionaire": [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/74023343250/wrestling-tonight one showing him as the "Loch Ness Bloggster" right before his fight with Amethyst]], assuring readers he'd be alright as "wrestling is just pretend!" The next entry:

-->"Back in the 30s, the county passed a law [[FantasticRacism banning "circus folk" from being buried amongst "regular folk"]]. So the circus folk found a plot of land where they could bury their loved ones with respect, or in the case of the clowns, [[BlackComedy shove them all into one coffin.]]"

* In [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/147699287341/pepe-and-pear this post]] following "Mr. Greg", Ronaldo shows off his more sensitive side by writing a short crossover fan-fic... [[CrackShip shipping Pear from "Crying Breakfast Friends" and the Pepe's Burgers mascot]].

** Said post also features him advertising [[{{Squick}} Guacola]] to make some extra money for his blog. He doesn't even try to hide how much he hates it, resulting in one of the most sarcastic endorsements known to mankind.
--> Guacola. It's a soda that pays people to say they like it, so you know it's good.

I think he just put them in the walk-in freezer at the fry shop.''

* Right before Stevenbomb 4, Ronaldo posts for the first time in a while, explaining that he'd been staying off the Internet to avoid spoilers for the new Dogcopter movie (which aired last December, in an obvious parallel to ''Star Wars: The Force Awakens''). Then he gets to the theater [[spoiler: and someone coming out of the theater blurts out the big twist that Dogcopter's actually part-cat.]]

* After "The Answer", Ronaldo posts for the first time in a while, explaining that he'd been staying off the Internet to avoid spoilers for the new Dogcopter movie (which aired last December, in an obvious parallel to ''Star Wars: The Force Awakens''). Then he gets to the theater [[spoiler: and someone coming out of the theater blurts out the big twist that Dogcopter's actually part-cat.]]

* Ronaldo's reaction to [[spoiler:Peridot appearing on TV in "Cry For Help"]] is to assume she's... an eco-terrorist android trying to free all animals from zoos. He then comments that he likes "basically any animal that hangs out in a tree".

* Ronaldo [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/102566804726/time-for-another-ronaldo-review-this-week-im reviews]] ''Soul Blaster'', a ShowWithinAShow mentioned in one of the comments of "Keep Beach City Weird". It turns out to be about a teen who fights with a cannon [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the ghost of his dead little brother]]. He recommends selections of the source manga: chapters 1-26, 237-349, and '''[[LongRunner 1245-3762]]'''[[note]]Assuming weekly publication, that's about ''fifty years'' worth of material recommended and at least 72 years total, despite having supposedly started in 1976. Even if it was somehow a daily publication, it would be about 10 years' worth.[[/note]].

* Ronaldo [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/102566804726/time-for-another-ronaldo-review-this-week-im reviews]] ''Soul Blaster'', a ShowWithinAShow mentioned in one of the comments of "Keep Beach City Weird". It turns out to be about a teen who fights with a cannon [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the ghost of his dead little brother]]. He recommends selections of the source manga: chapters 1-26, 237-349, and '''[[LongRunner 1245-3762]]'''[[note]]Assuming weekly publication, that's about ''fifty years'' worth of material recommended and at least 72 years total, despite having supposedly started in 1976. Although if it was somehow daily publication, it would be about 10 years of content.[[/note]].

* Ronaldo [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/102566804726/time-for-another-ronaldo-review-this-week-im reviews]] ''Soul Blaster'', a ShowWithinAShow mentioned in one of the comments of "Keep Beach City Weird". It turns out to be about a teen who fights with a cannon [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the ghost of his dead little brother]]. He recommends selections of the source manga: chapters 1-26, 237-349, and '''[[LongRunner 1245-3762]]'''[[note]]Assuming weekly publication, that's about ''fifty years'' worth of material recommended and at least 72 years total, despite having supposedly started in 1976. However, this is assuming weekly publication (if it was somehow daily publication, it would be about 10 years of content)[[/note]].

* Ronaldo [[http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/102566804726/time-for-another-ronaldo-review-this-week-im reviews]] ''Soul Blaster'', a ShowWithinAShow mentioned in one of the comments of "Keep Beach City Weird". It turns out to be about a teen who fights with a cannon [[PoweredByAForsakenChild powered by the ghost of his dead little brother]]. He recommends selections of the source manga: chapters 1-26, 237-349, and '''[[LongRunner 1245-3762]]'''[[note]]Assuming weekly publication, that's about ''fifty years'' worth of material recommended and at least 72 years total, despite having supposedly started in 1976[[/note]].