History Funny / JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven

* One of the bonus costumes for the game is [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUU_JgSW4AAAm29.jpg Joseph's disguise when trying to infiltrate the Nazi stronghold]] early in part 2, which has been dubbed "Tequila Joseph". This is one of the few DLC outfits that doesn't come from a chapter intro page or promo art, like some of the others, but from an actual chapter in the manga. What's better? He has JigglePhysics in that outfit.

----> '''Giorno:''' ''(after winning a fight against Tequila Joseph)'' wait a minute...[[UnsettlingGenderReveal this lady is a man!]]

** Weather Report wonders out loud if Josuke's hair is like that because it was struck by lighting. WR didn't even mean to insult Josuke; Josuke gets pissed anyway.

** While not acting in a particularly funny manner, Narancia only comes about [[TeensAreShort chest high]] to the table.

-->'''JotaroL''' What are you on about, Okuyasu?

** Hol Horse nonchalantly recommends that Josuke should [[NiceHat also wear a hat]].

* In order not to [[OneSteveLimit get both Josuke Higashikatas confused]], Speedwagon refers to the Part 4 one just as Josuke, and the Part 8 one [[InSeriesNickname as]] [[NiceHat Hat Josuke]].

** Scary Monsters Diego gulps down his coffee as quickly as he can and lurches over to slam the cup back on the table, knocking his hat out of place which he quickly fixes. [[labelnote:*]]Diego with The World will simply drink the coffee normally.[[/labelnote]]

-->'''Koichi: ''' Josuke! Calm dowm!

-->'''Anastasia/AnasuiL''', [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Man, this]] LadyLooksLikeADude..

** Every character has a unique animation when sitting at the table. Some of them drink coffee, some drink another type of drink, and some just relax for a bit. What do the Pillar Men do? They [[https://youtu.be/cQ59yy9fpBc?t=33s push the chair aside]] and [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext pose next to it!]]
** Despite not being one of the Pillar Men, Trish ''does exactly the same thing.''
*** [[MythologyGag Justified]], as the Pillar men don't need to drink and Trish only drinks French mineral water... which would be hard to find in ''Japan.''

** Another thing to note is that whoever is the character that you use to do this action will ''regain'' their health. This can lead to some unintentionally hilarious moments like Speedwagon regaining health by reading a newspaper, Hol Horse and Mariah regaining health by smoking, Akira regaining health by playing his guitar, Johnny regaining health by brushing his teeth ''with his nails'', and the Pillar Men and Trish regaining health by ''posing next to the chair''.

*** [[MythologyGag Justified]], as the Pillar men don't drink and Trish only drinks French mineral water... which would be hard to find in ''Japan.''

* In order not to [[OneSteveLimit get both Josuke Hishigikatas confused]], Speedwagon refers to the Part 4 one just as Josuke, and the Part 8 one [[InSeriesNickname as]] [[NiceHat Hat Josuke]].

-->'''Old Joseph:''' ''*does an epic OhCrap face*''

-->'''Polnareff''': [[SitcomArchNemesis Oh you bastard!!!]]
** Iggy when he has his Pre-ArtEvolution Alt costume will end his DHA by ''farting'' in the opponent's face. Bonus points if the opponent is KO'd, as the animation is always them being launched backgrounds while screaming.

** Since Jotaro has two incarnations now, his Part 4 version uses the line from ''All-Star Battle''. Part 3's Jotaro is much more brutal as he uses the same line on Josuke's hair that he used on ''[[DirtyCoward Rubber Soul.]]''
-->'''Jotaro:''' I have nothing left to say to you....that hair....it's too pathetic for me to say anything else.
** Old Joseph, once again, saying that his parents would be ashamed to have a son with a hairstyle like that...and who is Josuke's father?

** N'Doul also gets in with the insulting. And he's ''blind.''
-->'''N'Doul:''' This guy's head...is something sitting on it?
** Josuke somehow understanding Pet Shop.
*** He also understands Iggy, though Pet Shop has the aggravating circumstance of not having any intelligible inner monologue (then again, Iggy doesn't actually ''say'' anything in particular to piss Josuke off-- he just chuckles).

** Shigechi says Josuke has a weird head. This is coming from the guy who is bald and has spikes on ''his'' head.

---> '''Jotaro:''' You cross-dress and you [[YourCheatingHeart cheat on your wife]]? I've really had with you, old man...

** Valentine takes this one step further by declaring Josuke's hairstyle to be ''outright banned'' in his country. Again, good luck with that, Prez.

* The first thing Speedwagon says when he appears to Jotaro and Joseph in the airport is to remark on ''how buff they are''.

** Joshu's hair consists of the most wierdest nearly bald head ironally insult Josuke's hairstyle.

** Intro

-->'''Josuke 8: Stop it, Joshu, that's rude.'''
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-->'''Josuke 4: Damn it, You bastard!'''
-->'''Koichi: Josuke! Calm dowm!'''

** Joshu's hair consists of a wierd nearly bald head ironally insult Josuke's hairstyle.

* The fact that Stroheim needed to be mind controlled to be evil, even though the most casual fan knows that Stroheim slaughtered an entire village to awaken a Pillarmen and is a freakin Nazi.

*** He also understands Iggy, though Pet Shop has the aggravating circumstance of not having any intelligible inner monologue.

** Mista telling his Stand to target Josuke's hair.

** Ditto that for Jonathan. Who has trouble hitting it with Hamon.
** Valentine takes this one step further by declaring Josuke's hairstyle to be ''outright banned'' in his country.