History Funny / JesuOtaku

** The RuleOfThree gag that he runs from [[WebVideo/BennettTheSage Sage]] to the rooms of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]], and WebVideo/MarzGurl, who are happy to take him in, only for hom to look away for a second and see that Sage has taken their place and wearing their clothes. The third time he's seen running, he yells in an exhausted and even slightly bored voice.

* Also his sarcastic paraphasing of the male fans' pearl-clutching:

*** Travel Size!Kyubey then proceeds to offer to make a contract with Dorcas Aurelias to turn him into a MagicGirl.

* The opening to JO's ''Manga/IkkiTousen'' review, where she explains the series in a [[TheComicallySerious completely serious tone of voice]] while [[BreathlessNonSequitur randomly including]] [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms the bits of fanservice.]]

* The opening to JO's ''Manga/IkkiTousen'' review, where he explains the series in a [[TheComicallySerious completely serious tone of voice]] while [[BreathlessNonSequitur randomly including]] [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms the bits of fanservice.]]

* His ArsonMurderAndJaywalking moment in his Most Deliciously Evil Anime Villains countdown, while talking about [[Manga/DragonBall Frieza]]. Saying that his crimes, "include blowing up at least two planets, exterminating countless races including the strongest of all, the Saiyans, killing countless more Nameks causing their elder to die of plain old grief, back to back in relishing the torturous deaths of numerous lead characters... and making bad jokes... (well okay. He actually has a pretty good sense of humor.) and under suspicion of batting for some other team I... really... don't wanna know about."

** The reaction to one of the girls saying he has an A-cup rack. 'NO. By that logic, I'd be concave.@_@'

-->"...with the male fandom insisting that KyoAni's 'high-end output' — Pfffft"

** When JesuOtaku asks Sage what he's done with the three. He states that he's done nothing. Cut to them in the hotel lobby playing a card game.

-->This annihilation of childhood memories brought to you by JesuOtaku. Thanks for watching! ^o^d

* His livestream playthrough of ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Path of Radiance]]'', with silly voices for characters. Highlights include Volke as WilliamShatner, Ike as Funimation!Luffy, Elincia as [[Manga/ZatchBell Naomi]], Soren as [[WebVideo/DragonballAbridged Super Kami Guru]][[note]]Actually started as an Creator/AlanRickman impersonation, then devolved into Super Kami Guru[[/note]], Oliver as Herbert The Pervert, and Sanaki as [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]].

** When he mentions that VicMignogna covered True Light, cue the clip of the ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub'' cast announcements (which of course he gets fed up with).

* His TomCruise imitation in "Hollywood Drive: Concerning Hobbits."

** Jesu says he'd "[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor rather have Sage tie me down Clockwork Orange-style and marathon his entire library of hentai horrors"]] than review ObscurusLupa's recommendation for ''Manga/InuYasha''.

* The ''Anime/{{Witchblade}}'' review starts with JO remembering he has a job interview but has no clean laundry other than a Black Lantern shirt. What does he do, you may ask? [[spoiler:He goes absolutely naked, with a picture of a cat censoring her.]]

** The transition between Sage convincing him to watch the last episode, and his reaction? A cheerful text screen, backed by the GreenAcres theme: "And so! 30 minutes later..."

** His [[FunWithSubtitles subtitled]] reaction to [[IWasQuiteTheLooker young]] [[TheObiWan Gennai]]

* From his top 20 openings of 2010, listen to his reaction at how many references that got into ''Manga/{{Kuragehime}}'''s opening and try not to giggle.

** JO's sudden realization of hope (pun not intended), unintentionally sending Sage into a sudden depression. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming when we see her playing with the dog of one of his roommates.

* At the start of his ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'' review, several members of [=TGWTG=] recommend series to kick her 50th anime review off on a high note!

** JO decides he knows someone more knowledgeable, and phones WebVideo/MarzGurl, who immediately starts listing every available anime in ''alphabetic order'' and only stopping to catch a breath when JO to her returns a few clips later, midway through "O."

* During the ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle'' review, he mentions that this was the first appearance of Christian Bale's Batman voice. She then overlays Howl's "I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful" line over a scene from ''Film/BatmanBegins''.

* In the first ''[=DesuRattle=]'', he reveals that him first episode of ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'' was '''''[[BodyHorror Night of the]] [[WhamEpisode Chimera's Cry]]''''', which she watched at midnight. Sleeping was not done that night. On the upside, it sold FMA as a quality series for him. He brings it up later in he Top 25 Favorite Anime List:

** His reaction to Myotismon's...unfortunate choice of words just before coming back to life.
-->'''Myotismon:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo Allow me to reveal myself!]]\\
'''[=JesuOtaku=]:''' For the last time, man, there are ''children'' present!

* The end of his vlog about ''Film/TheAvengers'', where one of the cats jumps into frame and just... ''stays'' there while JO harps at it. Made all the better by the fact that it's not blocking him, and the camera's somehow focusing on both him and it so that a casual glance would lead one to assume it was a MegaNeko out of nowhere.

* From her top 20 openings of 2010, listen to his reaction at how many references that got into ''Manga/{{Kuragehime}}'''s opening and try not to giggle.

* The opening to JO's ''Manga/IkkiTousen'' review, where she explains the series in a [[TheComicallySerious completely serious tone of voice]] while [[BreathlessNonSequitur randomly including]] [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms the bits of fanservice.]]

* JO's disorganised ramble fest that can loosely be called a Let's Play of ''Videogame/StarFox64'' has her trash talking everything during the fight with Star Wolf.

** Her tribute to "Boot Knife," complete with slow-motion footage and "Danny Boy" as background music.

** She's chewing almost as much scenery as the [=DBZ=] intro!
** When she mentions that VicMignogna covered True Light, cue the clip of the ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub'' cast announcements (which of course she gets fed up with).

* Her ArsonMurderAndJaywalking moment in her Most Deliciously Evil Anime Villains countdown, while talking about [[Manga/DragonBall Frieza]]. Saying that his crimes, "include blowing up at least two planets, exterminating countless races including the strongest of all, the Saiyans, killing countless more Nameks causing their elder to die of plain old grief, back to back in relishing the torturous deaths of numerous lead characters... and making bad jokes... (well okay. He actually has a pretty good sense of humor.) and under suspicion of batting for some other team I... really... don't wanna know about."
** Then after a brief clip of Frieza "caressing them," she showed us [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/WhatTheCell_2416.png this image.]]

** Her brief summation of the Destiny Stone arc.

** Getting horrified when she realizes Oikawa looks like [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]].

** Her slowly growing frustration of the PlotHole that everyone over the world has seen the Digimon world in the previous series [[ResetButton but doesn't remember it]]. The frustration ends in an atomic explosion.
** When the Big Bad says it's time to reveal himself, she responds, "For the last time man, there are children present!"
** Her [[FunWithSubtitles subtitled]] reaction to [[IWasQuiteTheLooker young]] [[TheObiWan Gennai]]

* From her top 20 openings of 2010, listen to her reaction at how many references that got into ''Manga/{{Kuragehime}}'''s opening and try not to giggle.
** And in 2011's countdown, her hilariously epic summary of ''Manga/{{Toriko}}'''s plot.

** And before that, she and her friends perform their combined MagicalGirl attack... which summons the tree. JO [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] by asking if it has ''magic powers''. The tree then lights up and starts playing "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." Cue FacePalm from JO.

** WebVideo/BennettTheSage's cameo and occasional comments. In the title credits JO adds a "Screw you~!" while she [[{{Headdesk}} headwalls]].

** The reaction to one of the girls saying she has an A-cup rack. 'NO. By that logic, I'd be concave.@_@'

** As she starts to wrap up the review, Prof makes a quick cameo.

** Sage pointing out that [[DoubleStandard if Eiken had been about]] [[MrFanservice hot yo]][[{{Bishonen}} ung guys]] [[FemaleGaze with huge bulges]] [[AllWomenAreLustful she would be totally fine with it]]. The funniest part would be her nervous reaction, which implies that this [[CovertPervert isn't too far from the truth]]...
** After not getting the reaction he wanted from JO, Bennett goes to the extreme...''Anime/GarzeysWing'' (ironically, she said afterwards that she liked ''GW'' and had shown it to him).

** Her guess as to what ACTG is an acronym for:

** The transition between Sage convincing her to watch the last episode and her reaction? A cheerful text screen, backed by the GreenAcres theme: "And so! 30 minutes later..."
** JO's sudden realization of hope (pun not intended), unintentionally sending Sage into a sudden depression. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming when we see her playing with the dog of one of her roommates.
* In her review of ''Anime/{{FLCL}}'', a clip of Naota's dad telling his mother that she might run out of her backlog of Crystal Pepsi is shown. Come on, [[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob who else would make a cameo for that line?]]

** Also that he [[ContinuityNod just can't get over it]], even when he makes a later cameo and refuses to even talk to her for fear of another "rainbow-haired nonsense-fest".

---> '''JO:''' [waves her hands at him] [[ShoutOut Syymmbol-iism!!]]
---> '''Oan:''' [pushes her over]

* From her ''Anime/DigimonTamers'' retrospective, describing the battle against Vikaralamon as everything going "bloody-hoo crazy!"
** Also, trying to keep [[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]] out of the video, only to give in with an annoyed "You people and your memes." She reacts with annoyance when the gag returns.
** Her various reactions/video reactions to the various ways that Tamers twists the many basic mythos elements.

** JO giving a scenario that's "Good News, Bad News" in hindsight; something new that Hypnos has managed something that means that they can see what the D-Reaper sees. The bad news? This happens to be able to see the Digidestined while they are ''Bio-Merged'' with their partners, and, well, as JO and her snarktitles put it:

** As she notes how more... ''[[RelationshipWritingFumble close]]'' the bond between Rika and Renamon can be, she often plays over clips with Renamon in the [[ShesAMAnInJapan German dub]] of the show just for the giggles.

* At the start of her ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'' review, several members of [=TGWTG=] recommend series to kick her 50th anime review off on a high note!
** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic badgering her to review all of the ''Film/{{Pokemon}}'' movies so that his fans would get off his back about it; [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] recommending ''Anime/HighlanderTheSearchForVengeance'' for the same reason.

** JO decides she someone more knowledgeable, and phones WebVideo/MarzGurl, who immediately starts listing every available anime in ''alphabetic order'' and only stopping to catch a breath when JO to her returns a few clips later, midway through "O."
** Which convinces her she needs someone a little ''less'' knowledgeable than that:

** [[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]] continuously begging her with PuppyDogEyes to review ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf''.
** Jesu says she'd "[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor rather have Sage tie me down Clockwork Orange-style and marathon his entire library of hentai horrors"]] than review ObscurusLupa's recommendation for ''Manga/InuYasha''.

** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] Jokingly suggesting the Witchblade anime... only to end up screaming for JO to Turn Back while she can when he learns someone already donated it to her.

* The ''Anime/{{Witchblade}}'' review starts with JO remembering she has a job interview but has no clean laundry other than a Black Lantern shirt. What does she do, you may ask? [[spoiler:She goes absolutely naked, with a picture of a cat censoring her.]]

** JO fake-harps on the fanservice part of the show given the... [[Manga/IkkiTousen less pleasant]] [[Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts fanservice shows]] she's reviewed, until she makes a comeback with:

** At the end of the review, we have Nash chasing her with a litany of "fuck" trailing behind him.

* Her livestream playthrough of ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Path of Radiance]]'', with silly voices for characters. Highlights include Volke as WilliamShatner, Ike as Funimation!Luffy, Elincia as [[Manga/ZatchBell Naomi]], Soren as [[WebVideo/DragonballAbridged Super Kami Guru]][[note]]Actually started as an Creator/AlanRickman impersonation, then devolved into Super Kami Guru[[/note]], Oliver as Herbert The Pervert, and Sanaki as [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]].

** The silly names given to weapons she forges. Including but not limited to: a lance named Betty Crock, a wind magic tome named Film/TheHappening, an axe named And My Axe!, a bow named Ass Blaster, a fire magic book named Thermite, and a spear named Dragonfucker.
* The beginning of her ''Manga/ParadiseKiss'' review has her modeling in a fashion show, with her cats as the judges.
* The end of her vlog about ''Film/TheAvengers'', where one of the cats jumps into frame and just... ''stays'' there while JO harps at it. Made all the better by the fact that it's not blocking her, and the camera's somehow focusing on both her and it so that a casual glance would lead one to assume it was a MegaNeko out of nowhere.
* She starts off her ''Anime/PomPoko'' retrospective by getting one thing out of the way: Magical. Raccoon. Scrotum.

** Her having to black-box [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd]]'s face, with the accompanying subtitles "Dammit, Todd."

* During the ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle'' review, she mentions that this was the first appearance of Christian Bale's Batman voice. She then overlays Howl's "I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful" line over a scene from ''Film/BatmanBegins''.

* A few moments in her ''Tales from Earthsea'' retrospective.
** Her suggesting of a drinking game over Arren's narmy, mopey expressions followed by her ranting commentary text on Arren's clips.
** Noting that the scar on the main girl only looks as if she slept on a keyboard.
*** On that note, the light scar leads her to remind the viewer of another failed fantasy adaptation and give us some time to comprehend that yes... Ghibli made its own ''Film/TheLastAirbender''.
** She's restrained from using red snarktitles throughout the Ghibli retrospective, but in this case they came back with a vengeance.
* Her ''Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead'' review opens up to JO sitting down, saying how awesome it was to hang out with the Channel Awesome crew and ''[[WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee make a movie]]'' with them. Then she goes on to say how she's so surprised at an event that supposedly happens in the aforementioned movie, but it's censored with a bleep effect and a black bar over her mouth that says "nope".
** The face of despair she gets when she sees Sage, the very image of the ;A; emoticon.
** The RuleOfThree gag that she runs from [[WebVideo/BennettTheSage Sage]] to the rooms of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]], and WebVideo/MarzGurl, who are happy to take her in, only for her to look away for a second and see that Sage has taken their place and wearing their clothes. The third time she's seen running, she yells in an exhausted and even slightly bored voice.

** At the end of the video when [[spoiler: JO becomes the next Sage]], we have her [[LargeHam hammy]] EvilLaugh. And her walking to the lobby offering to play a game with the three. When they ask her what she wants to play, she holds up something off-screen, causing the three to make a ;A; face and scream in terror.

* In her ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' review: ZOMG DAAARK SUBVURRZHUN!

** Her [[CrazyAwesome utter marvel]] at the ''Manga/ShirokumaCafe'' intro.
* Her TomCruise imitation in "Hollywood Drive: Concerning Hobbits."

-->"[As her hand rises] What sad, fun-hating individual doesn't love everything about [[Creator/QuentinTarantino Tarantino's]] work, and doesn't find him to be the summital director of our age? [Pushes down arm] Stop that."
** Her re-enactment of [[Film/LesMiserables2012 Jean Valjean]]'s prologue reformation, which had her lip-synching to a sped-up version of the song. Also:

* In the first ''[=DesuRattle=]'', she reveals that her first episode of ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'' was '''''[[BodyHorror Night of the]] [[WhamEpisode Chimera's Cry]]''''', which she watched at midnight. Sleeping was not done that night. On the upside, it sold FMA as a quality series for her. She brings it up later in her Top 25 Favorite Anime List:

* Also her sarcastic paraphasing of the male fans' pearl-clutching:

** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] backing off immediately, saying that he doesn't want to get involved in another [[RevolutionaryGirlUtena "rainbow-haired nonsense fest"]] [[ContinuityNod again]].

** [[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]] continuously begging her with PuppyDogEyes to review ''RanmaOneHalf''.

* She starts off her ''PomPoko'' retrospective by getting one thing out of the way: Magical. Raccoon. Scrotum.

** The silly names given to weapons she forges. Including but not limited to: a lance named Betty Crock, a wind magic tome named TheHappening, an axe named And My Axe!, a bow named Ass Blaster, a fire magic book named Thermite, and a spear named Dragonfucker.

-->''"Can't we have something that makes me feel good and warm and fuzzy inside?"'' *GilliganCut to {{Free}}'s extremely good looking male protagonists*
** Also her sarcastic paraphasing of the male fans' pearl-clutching:

** "I'm sorry, [[FurryFandom furries]]. Your goddess is barren."

--> Whether you were a little dude or a little chick, this song made you want to ''bench press the sofa'', eat the ''entire'' box of frosted flakes ''including the box'' and Kamehameha your older siblings into OBLIVION for sleeping in or your younger siblings for... existing, pretty much, and if your parents had anything to say about it, well they could ''shut up and go back to bed'' because this was '''[[Manga/DragonBall DRAGON BALL Z]]'''!!

** Regarding the ''Manga/SailorMoon'' theme: