History Funny / InFamous2

*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8xHlndtnZE&NR=1 The same cutscene...]][[spoiler: [[FunnyBackgroundEvent except that because of some bug a Ravager is stuck in the background, and they don't even react to it.]]]]

--> '''Cole''': ''[Sneaking into Bertrand's rally]'' What'd I miss?
--> '''Zeke''': Basically Bertrand's been telling everyone that, uh... you're the devil.
--> '''Cole''': Oh. Nice.

--> '''Cole''': The Devil's coming through!

-->'''Zeke''': ''Damn, man. Kuo never told us this town was overrun by a pack of inbred, shirtless crocodile freaks.''\\

--> '''Zeke''': He loves all the standard crap. Long walks on the beach, brushing ladies' hair, romantic picnics with cheese.
--> '''Cole''': Zeke, YouBastard.

* For me it has to be from the mission where you and Zeke try to move a nuke down to the docks, and of course, the Militia try to stop you.

--> '''Militia''': Give us back our nuke!
--> '''Zeke''': Man, If you know what it is, then ''STOP SHOOTING AT IT!''

--> '''Cole''': ''(barely audible through laughter)'' It's a hickcicle!

--> '''Kuo''': ''[To Laroche]'' I will ''shoot'' you.

--> '''Cole''': So, he's not like your [[MayDecemberRomance significantly older boyfriend]], or something like that?
--> '''Kuo''': I believe the term you're looking for here is 'father figure'.
--> '''Cole''': Hey, it's cool. I'm not gonna judge you.
* The epic lampshading of your inability to climb fences in i1.
--> ''Troper climbs a fence.''
--> '''Trophy achieved! 'Don't fence me in''''
--> '''Description:''' ''Climb a chain-link fence and rejoice.''

-->'''Zeke:''' Hey, uh... [[NoodleIncident remember when we came here the first time]], and I got involved with uh... some [[{{Streetwalker}} unsavoury characters]]?
-->'''Cole:''' Yeah, yeah - a little penicillin, it all cleared up.
-->'''Zeke:''' Well, uh, now it's your turn. Couple of 'em still have my number, and they're looking for some help from the Electric Man.
-->'''Cole:''' Oh''' ''God...'' '''

--> '''Cole:''' Special Agent Kuo, isn't stealing cars ''illegal''?
--> '''Kuo:''' (''recites from memory a very long rule about government agents commandeering civilian vehicles when necessary, listed in the Penal Code.'')
--> '''Cole:''' Heh. [[HehHehYouSaidX Penal Code]].

--> '''Cole:''' Listen, Kuo, you're not a freak. You're still you. You just happen to have ice coming out of your ass.
--> '''Kuo:''' Wow, that's...that's really sweet. Thanks.

--> '''Cole:''' Whoa! Password to the clubhouse?
--> '''Zeke:''' (''Putting gun his away'') Yeah, 'Don't shoot my ass'.
--> '''Cole:''' Don't shoot my ass.
--> '''Zeke:''' [[GratuitousFrench Entrez vous!]]
* At the end of Festival of Blood, when the woman Zeke was courting [[spoiler: flashes a pair of fangs at him]], Zeke's reaction is a simple but priceless "[[OhCrap OH SHIT!]]" The look on his face, lacking his sunglasses, seals the deal.

* There is a mission where Kuo has been kidnapped by the Militia. There is the Good option to release a small army of captured police to held you attack the Militia base, and then there's Nix's idea of loading a tram up with explosives and just blowing a hole in the front of the building. If you take the Evil option, Cole asks for Nix's help saving Kuo, but she suggests just leaving her while they have fun fighting the Militia. Nix had no idea why they were even attacking the place; ''she just wanted to blow them up!''

** Who wouldn't have laughed? Or at least been uncomfortable.

* Throughout the game, the characters get [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight increasingly used to]] the light show Cole puts one every time he absorbs a blast core. By the end of the game, it's been demoted to FunnyBackgroundEvent status.

* There is a mission where Kuo has been kidnapped by the Militia. There is the Good option to release a small army of captured police to held you attack the Militia base, and then there's Nix's idea of loading a tram up with explosives and just blowing a hole in the front of the building. If you take the Evil option, Cole asks for Nix's help saving Kuo, but she suggests just leaving her while they have fun fighting the Militia. Nix had no idea why they were even attacking the place; ''she just wanted to blow them up!''

* Cole and Zeke have an [[HeterosexualLifePartners epically bromantic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq5Xz-P2T-M scene]] on the new rooftop. After chugging all the beer they've got and falling asleep on the couch, they end up with their heads on each others' shoulders. When Cole wakes up, he casually uses his new blast core while Zeke is still passed out, comically flopping down out of sight behind the couch when it's done giving him a new power.

--> '''Zeke''': Well, basically Bertrand's been telling everyone that, uh, you're the devil.

* At the end of festival of blood, when the woman Zeke was courting [[spoiler: flashes a pair of fangs at him]], Zeke's reaction is a simple but priceless "OH SHIT!" The look on his face, lacking his sunglasses, seals the deal.

* Cole's taunts to the Behemoth when he first fights it

--> '''Cole''': Oh. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Nice.

--> '''Cole''': DEVIL, COMING THROUGH!

* For me it has to be from the mission where you and Zeke try to move a nuke down to the docks, and of course the militia try to stop you.

-->'''Zeke''': ''Damn man, Kuo never told us this town was overrun by a pack of inbred, shirtless crocodile freaks.''\\
'''Cole''': ''I know. It's pretty cool, right?''\\

* If you decide to take the evil route on your way into New Marais, Kuo is understandably upset when you overcharge a generator near the bridge, killing both enemies and innocents. She goes all WhatTheHellHero Cue Zeke's voice in your earpiece: "Things... uh... tend to blow up around him. You get used to it."

--> '''Cole''': Zeke, [[YouBastard you bastard .]]

** Who wouldn't have laughed?

--> '''Cole''': ''[Sneaking into Bertrand's rally]'' I miss anything?
--> '''Zeke''': Nah, just Bertand telling everyone that you're the devil.

--> '''Zeke''': If you know what it is, then ''STOP SHOOTING AT IT!''

--> '''Cole:''' But Agent Kuo, isn't stealing ''illegal''?

--> '''Kuo:''' Wow, that's...that's really sweet, Cole. Thanks.

** The punchline; Zeke and Cole think the whole thing was a great way to spend an afternoon.

* At one point, Kuo gets teamed with Laroche for a mission. By the next scene, she's so sick of his leering that
she can't concentrate.

* At one point, Kuo gets teamed with LaRoche for a mission. By the next scene, she's so sick of his leering that

--> '''Kuo''': ''[To LaRoche]'' I will ''shoot'' you.

--> '''Cole''': DEVIL COMING THROUGH!

--> '''Cole''': Zeke, [[YouBastard you bastard.]]

--> '''Cole''': ''(barely audible through laughter)'' It's a hickcicle!

-->'''Cole:''' Oh''' ''God.'' '''

--> '''Cole:''' PUCKER UP, BITCH!!

** Or shortly before the above sequence, when Cole enters the bar and needs Zeke's help. He dropped his weapon in a swimming pool and can't get it out...

* At the end of festival of blood, when the woman Zeke was courting [[spoiler: flashes a pair of fangs at him]], Zeke's reaction is a simple but priceless "OH SHIT!" The look on his face, lacking his sunglasses, seals the deal.