History Funny / IHateEverything

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* During a scene in the movie that takes place at a supermarket, Alex notices some familiar music. Upon realizing it’s his theme song, he says this:
-> “First they steal my shtick about hating everything, now they steal the Kevin [=McCloud=] elevator music that I don’t even own that I use for my intro in a film they made in 2014, where I had only existed for a few months.”

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%%[[AC:I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY]]

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--> '''IHE''': ''So I bought this [[EverythingsBetterWithPlushies minion toy]] from Amazon to do [[FeedItWithFire something funny]] with this video, and to my utter dismay, [[CoversAlwaysLie it looks completely different to how it was advertised]], I mean just look at it compared to the picture! It looks more like fucking Humpty Dumpty than a minion.''

** Also, the opening also has an I Hate Everything head flying through space, paroding the X-Factor intro.[[note]] Made even more amusing that in the middle of the paroded intro, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the I Hate Everything head briefly explodes with Aquamen,]] [[http://postimg.org/image/8gpboo6dt/ see for yourself.]][[/note]]

--> '''IHE''': ''So I bought this [[EverythingsBetterWithPlushies minion toy]] from Amazon to do [[FeedItWithFire something funny]] with this video, and to my utter dismay, [[CoversAlwaysLie it looks completely different to how it was advertized]], I mean just look at it compared to the picture! It looks more like fucking Humpty Dumpty than a minion.''

--> '''IHE''': *shows a drawning of an weird creature* ''Oh hey look, you are a half-chicken... half-goblin man. Also, the Don't Judge Me challenge is the stupidest thing ever.''

* The final request he goes over: [[spoiler: I Hate When I Take A Shit And Toilet Water Hits My Ass.]]
--> '''IHE''': Fucking glorious.

* “If you take a shot every time you see the same crocodile, bison, giraffe, or sheep character model, you’d probably be dead in 10 minutes. They don’t play around with the colors or any discernible features. It’s literally the exact same model!”
** Following this, Alex shows every time in the film that the same crocodile model appears.
* There is a running gag where Alex refuses to say what Johnny reminds him of until the end of the video: [[spoiler: [=Conehead=] Harambe]].

* “Oh no! How terrible! Alex sends the wrong emoji to the girl he likes! He meant to send a “meh”, but instead he sent something else!”

* Using “Some cunt” as the source for the quotes in the film.

* “Thanks for the fat paycheck, you fucking morons! And remember to download Dropbox and Just Dance. Fuck you, idiot!”
* Alex coughing while trying to say “fat, annoying sidekick”.

* His disinterested rant on the newest entry soon devolves into him desperately begging Youtube to invite him to star in the next one.

*** It should be noted that Rashad's channel intro consists of [[SensoryAbuse 3D text of his name rapidly flipping and spinning around in space with very bright after-effects and rap music blaring at a distortingly loud volume for about ten seconds.]]

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--> '''IHE:''' '' Ruben a-are you fucking...'' *slams fist* ''Ruben are you'' '''fucking?!!'''
--> '''Ruben:''' ''I wish I was fucking, but here I am, watching this.''

* His bewilderment at ''Tangled Up'', from its bizarre intro and music, to the fact that it doesn't start with anything to do with Rapunzel, to the realization that it's nothing more than stolen educational cartoons made by Encyclopedia Britanica put into one DVD [[CoversAlwaysLie disguised as]] a ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' ripoff[[labelnote:*]]To be exact, the cartoons are animated segments from an edutainment TV show which revolved around comparing fairy tales from various world cultures. Not even full cartoons, ''animated segments'' from a TV show. In addition, the DVD version he uses removed Creator/PatMorita as the host; the VHS versions have him setting up each tale.[[/labelnote]].

* Alex's reaction to the [[TheStinger post-credits scene]], [[GainaxEnding which makes no sense and has no purpose at all]], but still lasts for seven entire minutes. It pretty much cements the movie's spot as the worst of the worst for [=IHE=].

* After Alex finishes reviewing the first film, he has a seizure (complete with flashbacks to scenes from the first Fred movie). When he wakes up in a hospital, he asks [=Ralphthemoviemaker=] to review the second film for him while he recovers.

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* IHE asking the viewers to visit Gummy Bear's Twitter [[spoiler: since people like to post negative things on their posts, like rating his humor a 1/10]].

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* WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann sardonically overanalyzing the [=DVD=] to ''An Ant's Life'':

* Upon learning that the length of ''An Ant's Life'' is less than half of what its [=DVD=] claims, he silently gets up from his chair and disgustedly chucks the [=DVD=] to the floor.

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--> '''IHE''': Why do the pecks on this polar bear thing, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], [[UncannyValley bend and fold over?]] Is that intentional? That's kinda gross.

--> '''IHE:''' "Woody doesn't like his home being destroyed, in return, he destroys the builder's lives, by... [[KillThemAll murdering them.]]"

* IHE devoting the beginning of the video trying to piss of Tumblr extremists, even having the [[CouchGag title say]] [[TakeThat "Don't get your privileges in a twist".]]

--> '''IHE:''' The Amazing Bulk is a death sandwich... I don't even know what that means!

* IHE finding out a deviantArt group dedicated to ''[[YaoiGuys gay Minions]]''.

* After trying not to question a CGI monkey coming out of the rocket landing on the moon, IHE watches some terrible green screen settings, until he sees [[AnachronismStew the cgi leprechaun.]] The leprechaun becomes [[DespairEventHorizon a big rage breaking point for IHE,]] which causes him to bring up [[WhatCouldHaveBeen a deleted scene with a toy dragon]] wondering why the leprechaun was kept in.

* His bewilderment at ''Tangled Up'', from its bizarre intro and music, to the fact that it doesn't start with anything to do with Rapunzel, to the realization that it's nothing more than stolen educational cartoons made by Encyclopedia Brittanica put into one DVD [[CoversAlwaysLie disguised as]] a ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' ripoff[[labelnote:*]]To be exact, the cartoons are animated segments from an edutainment TV show which revolved around comparing fairy tales from various world cultures. Not even full cartoons, ''animated segments'' from a TV show. In addition, the DVD version he uses removed Creator/PatMorita as the host; the VHS versions have him setting up each tale.[[/labelnote]].

* When Alex says "dough", you can see a picture of [[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] for a split second.

* Alex moaning about a reaction user's channel logo.

--->'''Rashad the Reactor:''' "I HATE REACTION VIDEOS!! I also hate good editing!!" ''[giggles]''\\

''(Rashad's channel logo plays)''