History Funny / HarryPotterHogwartsMystery

*** Rowan drips some potion on the floor (mixed with milk), and Mrs. Norris immediately falls over asleep (with loud, human-like snoring to boot). Rowan then, ahem, praises your character.

** While Merula using Flipendo to knock the trio over was probably not supposed to be funny, the fact that the characters have such DelayedReaction that Merula managed to cast the spell three times slowly is ridiculously funny. Especially when she does it to Ben/Penny and Rowan, and your character remains with his/her back turned until Merula is done.

** When Merula refuses to call MC "Chief Apprentice", [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Penny]] excitedly suggests "[[UpToEleven Captain Valentine]]".

* Merula's FoeYay romance can come off as hilarious as she comes off as ''extremely'' {{Tsundere}} at times. A lot of her dialogue involves getting into arguments with the Player and will constantly give them backhanded compliments that are actually pretty genuine and heartfelt underneath her [[SmugSnake smugness]] and ego.

* After Jacob finally recovers from his grievous injuries, thanks to his sibling's hard work, he is noticeably cheerily callous about the fact that he had ''nearly died'' and even tries to joke with his sibling, which can lead to his up-to-ten-years-younger sibling openly berating him about how serious the situation was (which is funny in hindsight). They later even threaten to tell their mum about it; the fact that Jacob apparently concedes to this is even more hilarious. It makes you wonder how scary their mum is for the rogue [[ByronicHero]] Jacob, who had always done as he pleased post-portrait, to be frightened of her.

** While on their date, the Player and their date go to the face painting booth to try painting on each other's faces. Their date goes first and accidentally splatters the Player's face with paint. They then try to fix it, turning into a rainbow and clouds. They acta mortified at this (though they was just teasing).

** Additionally, the fact that Dumbledore says he can’t remember the last time he threw a snowball, plus the fact that, according to the timeline, Snape has only been teaching for a few years at this point, implies that he threw the snowball before Snape became a professor. Meaning that Dumbledore either threw the snowball at a student Snape or, more likely, at Snape as a Death Eater!

** In the background during the Player and Co's first visit to St. Mungos, there's a kid afflicted with immobolus propped up on a bench, arms and legs in the air and all.

* In the Festival Fun sidequest, she and the Player get into an argument about dating...for no real reason. Merula starts off that saying that she didn't need potion skills to become the Festival Ambassador ''or'' to date, and the Player is confused and replies that they were their date ''both'' times (first date and Valentine's). Barnaby is just standing there watching them argue with a fairly blank expression.

* During the All-Wizards Tournament, Merula calls out the Player for having info on the tournament and wants in on the info. If the Player is honest, Merula doesn't believe them and states that talking with the Player is always a waste of time. The Player then teases her, saying that she hasn't always felt that way, only for Merula to get shy about it.

** "Whatever you say, Merula." is a constant phrase used by the Player in their relationship. It's pretty funny as the Player is totally used to Merula's type of affection and uses the phrase to shrug off Merula's more [[{{Pun}} snide]] comments and take it for what it really is.
** She occasionally and alternatively calls herself the '''Most Powerful Date at Hogwarts'''.

-->'''Merula:''' Because of what I said about the Gobstone?

* Gilderoy Lockhart comes to Hogwarts in the Valentine's Day event of 2020. Whenever you enter into an activity involving him, "ItsAllAboutMe" indeed; Gilderoy is the ''only'' interactable you can spend energy on to make progress.
** Merula suffering from [[MilesGloriosus Lockhart's excessive talking]], [[GenkiGirl Penny's excessive enthusiasm]], and the general atmosphere of the event.
-->'''Merula:''' [[OnlySaneMan Of all the things I could've been chosen for]] at random, [[TheComicallySerious it's this circus.]]
** When Merula refuses to call MC "Chief Apprentice", [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Penny]] excitedly suggests "[[UpToEleven Captain Valentine]]".

** Whenever Professor Binns is teaching most of the [[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877178157113962576/889345793704751114/dead.png class is completely checked out]], even characters like Merula and Ismelda. Even during other parts of the class, there is usually one kid whose totally just clocked out.

** The friendly and overly enthusiastic Professor Sikander apparently came into Snape's classroom to have a friendly jaunt with him about how Muggle chemistry works similar to potions, but Snape isn't interested one bit.

* When looking for the Doxy Queen, they track some of the Doxies to Peeve's room. When Chiara asks where Peeves was, the Player jokes that he's philosophizing with the Bloody Baron, the ''one'' ghost Peeves actually ''listens'' to. As we players are muggles, everything he says is just hilarious in hindsight.
-->'''Sikander:''' Floo Powder is quite useful, but have you ever traveled by ''pogo stick''?

* When looking for the Doxy Queen, they track some of the Doxies to Peeve's room. When Chiara asks where Peeves was, the Player jokes that he's philosophizing with the Bloody Baron, the ''one'' ghost Peeves actually ''listens'' to.

*** One of Barnaby's memories is when he stacked nineteen puffskeins on his head, something he's very proud of. The Player also comments about how easy it is to peer into Barnaby's mind compared to the others.

** Whenever Professor Binns is teaching most of the class is completely checked out, even characters like Merula and Ismelda. Even during parts of the class, there is usually one kid whose totally just clocked out.

** Merula's attempts to act like her usual intimidating self fail because of how cute and fluffy she is as a puffskein. Ben laughs his head off when he sees her, asking if you ''really have to'' change her back. And Tonks isn't impressed by the DeathGlare the "Most Powerful Puffskein in Hogwarts" levels at her.

** When she first gets transforms herself into a Flobberworm, Ismelda takes Merula to the Artefact room, but there's the dreaded wait timer, but it's because Ismelda wants to sneak some lettuce for Merula.

** Merula, thinking the Player is there to reject her, blames the date thing was ''their'' idea and that she wouldn't have gone if the Player didn't ask...but the Player responses that's generally how dates ''worked''.

** If the Player chose to ask what Merula thought of how they looked, Merula will later lament that the Player never complimented her, but then assures herself that yes, she did look good.

* Almost every time Jae Kim is seen in class, he is ''always'' asleep in one of the activity scenes, if not every single scene. The apparent reason for this is that he stays up late at night to secure his...dealings. If not sleeping, then he's probably goofing off or reading a comic in his textbook.

-->'''Snape:''' Following instructions is not not this class' strength.

-->''(Cue the Player, Barnaby, and Merula looking ''very'' shy and awkward, then panning out to Snape looking down
on them from behind the trio)''
-->'''Snape:''' '''I would prefer that you did not explore these feelings in my classroom.'''

* In a little nod to the FunnyBackgroundEvent in Charms class, your character casts a Wingardium Leviosa charm on themselves that allows them to float above the trees. This seriously impresses Charlie, who says it's the most powerful Wingardium Leviosa that he's ever seen. The Player shrugs it off by explaining that they get a lot of practice due to helping that struggling Gryffindor that sits near them in Charms.

* During the Valentine's Day Event sidequest, Snape showcases Armotentia, a very strong love potion, so everyone can commit it to memory and avoid it in the future.

-->''([[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/239935620649189376/887585051859116032/unknown.png Cue's Snape's hilariously deadpan reaction]])''

-->''(Cue the Player, Barnaby, and Merula looking ''very'' shy and awkward, then panning out to Snape looking down on them from behind)''