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* When a Goblin horde approaches the party, the subtitles make some interesting observations every time it cuts to them.
-->'''Subtitles:''' *Goblin Running Noises*
-->'''Subtitles:''' *More Goblin Running Noises*
-->'''Subtitles:''' *[[RuleOfThree Yet Additional Goblin Running Noises]]* and *GOBLIN STOMPING NOISE*
-->'''Subtitles:''' *[[OverlyLongGag The only things certain in life are death, taxes and Goblin Running Noises]]*
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Darn it.


'''Spearman:''' [[ImStandingRightHere What the fuck]]!?

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'''Spearman:''' [[ImStandingRightHere What the fuck]]!?fuck]]!?\\

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* Goblin Slayer claims to have different jobs every time Cow Girl asks him what he does for a living to pay the rent. First it was Cow Boy (milking the cows BONE DRY!!), then it was Money Man (accountant at the bank), and then he said he was in Pest Control.
-->'''Cow Girl:''' Pest Control, huh?\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Yep, I'm having a good time killing those filthy GA--(catches himself) Ohhhhhhhh---- oooo--ffff---fers! Gophers! ''Disgusting creatures.''\\
'''Cow Girl:''' Oh! Is that why you're checking the ground, to look for their holes?\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hey, that's convenient- Uh, I mean, yeah, yeah!



* The Goblin Lord and Goblin Slayer have a conversation with each other, about how the Goblins know the Slayer by another name... '''[[TheDreaded The Hunter]]'''

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* The Goblin Lord has one good idea: [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Getting out of dodge]]. But first, he's gotta get rid of any potential witnesses, so he bestows his most "Powerful" blessing on the goblins around him.
-->'''Random Goblin:''' Yeah- [[DoubleTake wait, why didn't you do that earlier]]?
* The Goblin Lord and Goblin Slayer have a conversation with each other, about how the Goblins know the Slayer by another name... '''[[TheDreaded The Hunter]]'''Hunter.]]'''


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'''Spearman:''' [[ImStandingRightHere What the fuck]]!?
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* At the end of the fight, The Goblin Lord asks if Goblin Slayer has any last words.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' ... [[BrickJoke are Elves goblins?]] I just gotta know.\\
'''Goblin Lord:''' No no, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike I checked]].


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** Becomes even funnier when he casually reveals to Priestess (who's impressed he got 27 gold for taking out a goblin nest off-screen) that he has ''55K'' hidden in his mattress back home.
--->'''Priestess:''' ''How'' much money?!


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** She's also enraged when Goblin Slayer takes off his helmet, as she's too drunk to remember what his face looks like.
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'''Goblin Slayer: ''(to himself)'' Oh shit, she's after my money.

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'''Goblin Slayer: Slayer:''' ''(to himself)'' Oh shit, she's after my money.
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'''Guild Girl:''' Good! Come pick me up at five... in five months. Oh, and make sure to bring lots of money!

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'''Guild Girl:''' Good! Come pick me up at five... in five months. Oh, and make sure to bring lots of money!money!\\



* Elven Archer is too drunk to keep track of how many dwarves there are at the guild.

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* Elven High Elf Archer is too drunk to keep track of how many dwarves there are at the guild.

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SERIOUSLY, WHO LEFT THIS UNEDITED JUST LIKE THAT?


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* The Goblin Champions introduce themselves as "Scoopity", and "Poopity".
-->'''Heavy Warrior:''' I get Scoopity!\\
'''Paladin:''' Not if I get him first!\\
'''Spearman:''' Wait, does that mean I have to fight Poopity?! [[BigNo NO!]] I refuse to fight anything named Poopity! Witch, he's all yours!\\
'''Witch:''' Nah man, I'm good.\\
'''Spearman:''' Wait, ''did you just talk normal?!''
* The Goblin Lord and Goblin Slayer have a conversation with each other, about how the Goblins know the Slayer by another name... '''[[TheDreaded The Hunter]]'''
-->'''Goblin Lord:''' Ugh, I hate that you're real.
* Goblin Slayer's revelation of the goblin tactics to the other adventurers. Words... fail at describing it.
* Guild Girl has had her one day off moved to the Harvest Festival, which is five months from their celebration. And she wants to spend someone ''else's'' money then, so who-
-->'''Guild Girl:''' Goblin Slayer! Come to the Harvest Festival with me!\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Yeah, fine.\\
'''Guild Girl:''' Good! Come pick me up at five... in five months. Oh, and make sure to bring lots of money!
'''Goblin Slayer: ''(to himself)'' Oh shit, she's after my money.
* Elven Archer is too drunk to keep track of how many dwarves there are at the guild.
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Remember these incantations used to sound like poems? Goblin Slayer from the past remembers.

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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Remember these when using incantations used to sound like poems? Goblin Slayer from the past remembers.
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--->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok. Once upon a time, there '''are''' two moons...

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--->'''High Elf Archer:''' BULLSHIT!
'''BULLSHIT!'''
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Ok, ok.Ok. Once upon a time, there '''are''' two moons...
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[[folder: Episode 7; Part 2]]
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** Really the entire dialogue between the Goblin Lord & his minions is hilarious, especially since it shows how [[{{GeneralFailure}} his “foolproof plans”]] start falling apart as the final battle progresses, much to his bewilderment/frustration. Even the other goblins are perplexed by his assumptions.
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-->'''Bandana Goblin:''' "Yeah... Well... ''maybe'' you're just a ''fuckin''' idiot!" (''begins to laugh before getting killed'')\\

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-->'''Bandana Goblin:''' "Yeah... Well... ''maybe'' you're just a ''fuckin''' ''fuckin'' idiot!" (''begins to laugh before getting killed'')\\
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-->'''Bandana Goblin:''' Yeah... Well... ''maybe'' you're just a ''fuckin''' idiot! (''begins to laugh before getting killed)\\
'''Goblin Lord:''' Curse you Bandana Goblin! I didn't teach you all those keywords and phrases for you to use them against me!

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-->'''Bandana Goblin:''' Yeah..."Yeah... Well... ''maybe'' you're just a ''fuckin''' idiot! idiot!" (''begins to laugh before getting killed)\\
killed'')\\
'''Goblin Lord:''' Curse '''''Curse you Bandana Goblin! Goblin!''''' I didn't teach you all those keywords and phrases for you to use them against me!
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'''Goblin Lord:''' '''''Curse you Bandana Goblin!''''' I didn't teach you all those keywords and phrases for you to use them against me!

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'''Goblin Lord:''' '''''Curse Curse you Bandana Goblin!''''' Goblin! I didn't teach you all those keywords and phrases for you to use them against me!
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[[folder: Episode 7; Part 1]]
* As the Goblin Lords onslaught against the town is failing, one of the remaining goblins (implicitly) assumes that it could be Goblin Slayer that predicted their plan. The Goblin Lord refutes this as [[InsaneTrollLogic a goblin myth to scare baby goblins into goblinating things as they should]] and tells the goblin not to bring it up again. The bandana goblin refutes this by saying the first common-tongue words ever said on screen by a goblin. [[BadBoss This promptly gets him killed.]]
-->'''Bandana Goblin:''' Yeah... Well... ''maybe'' you're just a ''fuckin''' idiot! (''begins to laugh before getting killed)\\
'''Goblin Lord:''' '''''Curse you Bandana Goblin!''''' I didn't teach you all those keywords and phrases for you to use them against me!
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* Crosses a bit into BlackComedy when Priestess finds the Monk laying naked on the ground and apologizes that the goblins destroyed her clothes. '''And Nothing Else.''' The subtitles have her listed as "4Kids" during this apology.

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* Crosses a bit into BlackComedy when Priestess finds the Monk laying naked on the ground and apologizes that the goblins destroyed her clothes. '''And Did Nothing Else.Else Possible.''' The subtitles have her listed as "4Kids" during this apology.
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Kill Em All was renamed Everybody Dies Ending due to misuse. Dewicking


--->'''Dwarf Shaman:''' Ohhhhh. Oh, [[KillEmAll they have to die then.]]

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--->'''Dwarf Shaman:''' Ohhhhh. Oh, [[KillEmAll they have to die then.]]
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* Crosses a bit into BlackComedy when Priestess finds the Monk laying naked on the ground and apologizes that the goblins destroyed her clothes. '''And Nothing Else.'''

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* Crosses a bit into BlackComedy when Priestess finds the Monk laying naked on the ground and apologizes that the goblins destroyed her clothes. '''And Nothing Else.'''
''' The subtitles have her listed as "4Kids" during this apology.
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--->'''Subtitles:''' *[[TeamKiller TeamKilling Fucktard]] Noises*

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--->'''Subtitles:''' *[[TeamKiller TeamKilling Teamkilling Fucktard]] Noises*
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** When the Goblin Champion shows up again, Goblin Slayer lures him toward the others. The subtitles bring extra hilarity.

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** When the Goblin Champion shows up again, Goblin Slayer lures him toward the others. other goblins. The subtitles subtitles, as always, bring extra hilarity.
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** When the Goblin Champion shows up again, Goblin Slayer lures him toward the others. The subtitles bring extra hilarity.
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hey guys! I found us a new friend to play with! Okay big boi! Your teamwork vs. ours!
--->'''Subtitles:''' *Not Understanding Teamwork Noises*
--->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Uhhh, first rule of teamwork is not to kill your friends, are you new to this?
--->'''Subtitles:''' *Being New to This Noises*
--->'''Subtitles:''' *[[TeamKiller TeamKilling Fucktard]] Noises*
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[[folder: Episode Six]]

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[[folder: Episode Six]]6]]
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[[folder: Episode Six]]
* This sequence:
--> '''Cowgirl:''' "One of you is going to the slaugtherhouse next"\\
'''Raul:''' "Mooo!?"\\
'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you Raul, you are one of the good boys"\\
'''Raul:'''"Mooo"\\
'''Uncle:''' "Cowgirl are you lying to the cows again!? T'aint right, of course is Raul!"\\
'''Raul:'''"Moooo!?"\\
'''Uncle:''' "Yeah you better worry Raul, they ran out of the sharp axes, it's gonna take like an hour!"\\
'''Raul:'''"MOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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--> '''Goblin Slayer''': [[PsychopathicManchild I don't wanna!]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting I DON'T WANNA!!!]]''' Don't wanna... I don't wanna...

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--> '''Goblin Slayer''': [[PsychopathicManchild I don't wanna!]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting I DON'T WANNA!!!]]''' WANNA!!!]]'''
--> '''[SmashCut to later]'''
--> '''Goblin Slayer''':
Don't wanna... I don't wanna...
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* Also it's verbal tic of screaming, '''"HELLO?"''', which was also it's FamousLastWords.

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* Also it's verbal tic of screaming, '''"HELLO?"''', which was also it's FamousLastWords.last words.
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-->'''Goblin Slayer''': '''Fit me! GIVE ME MY FREE FITTING!!!'''
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--> '''Goblin Slayer''': No.....I don't know.....maybe....

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--> '''Goblin Slayer''': No..... I don't know.....know..... maybe....



--> '''Goblin Slayer''': I like treats! Fine...

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--> '''Goblin Slayer''': I like treats! Fine...treats... Fine.
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* Crosses a bit into BlackComedy when Priestess finds the Monk laying naked on the ground and apologizes that the goblins destroyed her clothes. '''And Nothing Else.'''
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** Goblin Slayer calling the children "goblin sized adults" and learning that Priestess is only fifteen.

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** Goblin Slayer calling the children "goblin sized "goblin-sized adults" and learning that Priestess is only fifteen.



** During above moment, as Goblin Slayer recalls his flashbacks and starts freaking out, Priestess has a traumatized look on her face while the former shares details of his life.

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** During above moment, as Goblin Slayer recalls his flashbacks earliest memories and starts freaking out, Priestess has a traumatized look on her face while the former shares details of his life.

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