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* After their marathon goblin hunting session, Lizard Priest offers to take Priestess home so that she can rest. Very plainly stating that she is on the verge of death and that he'd like her to grow a bit more so that her bones would be more useful for his magic later. Goblin Slayer sees no issue with this whatsoever.
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* Also it's verbal tic of screaming, '''"HELLO?"''', which was also it's last words.

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* Also it's its verbal tic of screaming, '''"HELLO?"''', which was also it's its last words.
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Goblins love three things: Elves, women and what they do to elven women. Goblins are sensitive to smells. They'll snort you out from a mile away. You best put this on girly, before the goblins think we're bringing them a buffet!

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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Goblins love three things: [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Elves, women and what they do to elven women. women.]] Goblins are sensitive to smells. They'll snort you out from a mile away. You best put this on girly, before the goblins think we're bringing them a buffet!
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** For example: when the Rookie Cleric tries to [[BlatantLies blatantly lie]] to Goblin Slayer about his quest (claiming his job involves killing goblins), the subtitles states that he "rolls with disadvantage". However, Goblin Slayer believes him, with the subtitles stating that the roll "succeeds anyway", and that G.S. "fails insight check".

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** For example: when the Rookie Cleric Warrior tries to [[BlatantLies blatantly lie]] to Goblin Slayer about his quest (claiming his job involves killing goblins), the subtitles states that he "rolls with disadvantage". However, Goblin Slayer believes him, with the subtitles stating that the roll "succeeds anyway", and that G.S. "fails insight check".
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--> '''Arrogant Mage:''' All you do is beg your widdle "God" for handouts and send them back. Of course you're getting carried, all priests are. And everyone in this guild would agree with me. Right guys?

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--> '''Arrogant Mage:''' All you do is beg your widdle "God" for handouts and send them sit in the back. Of course you're getting carried, all priests are. And everyone in this guild would agree with me. Right guys?
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-->'''Human Female Adventurer:''' My second cousin's thrice-removed roommate is a cleric, I hope he never hears about this... (sudden [[CloseUpOnHead camera close-up]] on her) Hold on, ''''I'M''' a cleric! '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THIS GUY!!!]]'''

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-->'''Human Female Adventurer:''' My second cousin's thrice-removed roommate is a cleric, I hope he never hears about this... (sudden [[CloseUpOnHead camera close-up]] on her) Hold on, ''''I'M''' '''I'M''' a cleric! '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THIS GUY!!!]]'''
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-->'''Human Female Adventurer:''' My second cousin's thrice-removed roommate is a cleric, I hope he never hears about this...

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-->'''Human Female Adventurer:''' My second cousin's thrice-removed roommate is a cleric, I hope he never hears about this... (sudden [[CloseUpOnHead camera close-up]] on her) Hold on, ''''I'M''' a cleric! '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK THIS GUY!!!]]'''
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* Yet another exchange against the [[SmallNameBigEgo arrogant glasses-clad kid]] and actual experienced adventurers:
--> '''Arrogant Mage:''' All you do is beg your widdle "God" for handouts and send them back. Of course you're getting carried, all priests are. And everyone in this guild would agree with me. Right guys?
-->(cut to highly-disapproving looks from the other adventurers)
-->'''Human Male Adventurer:''' Why I never...
-->'''Elven Male Adventurer:''' That's not very cool at all, i'll collect this in the book of insults i've received. Hmph.
-->'''Human Female Adventurer:''' My second cousin's thrice-removed roommate is a cleric, I hope he never hears about this...

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* Rookie Warrior has a [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl very high-pitched scream.]]

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* The episode really takes the FunWithSubtitles the web series is already known for Up to Eleven, and even incorporates some D&D terminology depending on what the characters say. The option to have these subtitles is even labeled "English - With Jokes!"
** For example: when the Rookie Cleric tries to [[BlatantLies blatantly lie]] to Goblin Slayer about his quest (claiming his job involves killing goblins), the subtitles states that he "rolls with disadvantage". However, Goblin Slayer believes him, with the subtitles stating that the roll "succeeds anyway", and that G.S. "fails insight check".
* Rookie Warrior has a [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl very high-pitched scream.]]scream]].
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'''Guild Girl:''' ''(''Utter ''deapan)'' I'm not joking.

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'''Guild Girl:''' ''(''Utter ''deapan)'' ''deadpan)'' I'm not joking.

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* Because they have yet to release the movie, which took place during the winter, they treat it as fall was canceled, which meant that Guild Girl's date with Goblin Slayer was canceled. As a result, Guild Girl has become, how can we put this... '''[[{{Understatement}} salty]].'''
** Her apartment seems so run down, she has practically moved into the Guild Hall and she is ''not sharing.''
-->'''Guild Girl:''' ''(in a hushed and utterly serious tone)'' The guest room is mine and if you try to take it from me, I'll eat your carcass like a crazed rat.\\
'''Goblin Slayer:''' Hahaha, Oh, Guild Girl, you say the most hilarious, threatening things!\\
'''Guild Girl:''' ''(''Utter ''deapan)'' I'm not joking.

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-->'''Adventurer 2:''' I hear he takes all the goblin-slaying quests before anyone else can. What a cool guy!'''

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-->'''Adventurer 2:''' I hear he takes all the goblin-slaying quests before anyone else can. What a cool guy!'''guy!
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* This exchange about Goblin Slayer:

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* This exchange about Goblin Slayer:Slayer at the Adventuer's Guild:



-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' '''''AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!'''''

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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' '''''AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!'''''
[[ScreamingWarrior AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!]]

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* This exchange about Goblin Slayer:
--> '''Adventurer 1:''' What a calm and collected adventurer!
-->'''Adventurer 2:''' I hear he takes all the goblin-slaying quests before anyone else can. What a cool guy!'''
-->'''Adventurer 1:''' [[StealthInsult I thought no one really takes those quests to begin with. Does that still make him cool?]]
-->'''Adventurer 2:''' Very cool and very collected, but most of all, very calm.
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' '''''AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!'''''

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* After the team defeats the Goblins, Goblin Slayer remarks that it was his teamwork that saved the day and them, much to High Elf Archer's chagrin. In response, she kicks Goblin Slayer down a small ravine... only to cause the potions in his ass to explode and [[spoiler: kill him]].

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* After the team defeats the Goblins, Goblin Slayer remarks that it was his teamwork that saved the day and them, much to High Elf Archer's chagrin. In response, she kicks Goblin Slayer down a small ravine... only to cause the potions in his ass to explode and [[spoiler: kill him]].him again]].
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* Two words: Goblin. Pirates.
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-->'''{Table''': (°ロ°) !}

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-->'''{Table''': -->'''Table''': { (°ロ°) !}
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-->'''High Elf Archer:''' [''in disgust''] Sure, Goblins are sensitive to smells. But you know who else is sensitive to smells? [''walks right up to Goblin Slayer''] [[SuddenlyShouting ELVES, YOU ASSHOLE!!]]

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-->'''High Elf Archer:''' [''in disgust''] Eeeewwww. Sure, Goblins are sensitive to smells. But you know who else is sensitive to smells? [''walks right up to Goblin Slayer''] [[SuddenlyShouting ELVES, YOU ASSHOLE!!]]



* This sequence when Cowgirl takes the cows in for the evening: [[note]] Emojis added to convey the cow's tone with each moo [[/note]]

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* This sequence when Cowgirl takes the cows in for the evening: [[note]] Emojis added to convey the cow's used for tone with each moo of moos [[/note]]



'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you, Raul, you're one of the good boys/"\\

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'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you, Raul, you're one of the good boys/"\\boys."\\
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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' [''High Elf Archer walks away''] [''To himself'']] NoteToSelf: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Elves might be]] [[FunWithSubtitles Gaawwblins]]. [[MotorMouth Investigate further]].

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-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' [''High Elf Archer walks away''] [''To himself'']] himself''] NoteToSelf: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Elves might be]] [[FunWithSubtitles Gaawwblins]]. [[MotorMouth Investigate further]].
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-->[''The Scene then cuts to inside the cave, with High Elf Archer now covered in Goblin Blood'']
-->'''High Elf Archer:''' [''in disgust''] Sure, Goblins are sensitive to smells. But you know who else is sensitive to smells? [''walks right up to Goblin Slayer''] [[SuddenlyShouting ELVES, YOU ASSHOLE!!]]
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' [''High Elf Archer walks away''] [''To himself'']] NoteToSelf: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Elves might be]] [[FunWithSubtitles Gaawwblins]]. [[MotorMouth Investigate further]].
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--> '''Cowgirl:''' "Have a Good Night, Everyone! Because one of you is going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow!"\\

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--> '''Cowgirl:''' "Have a Good Night, Everyone! Because [[MoodWhiplash one of you is going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow!"\\tomorrow!]]"\\



'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you, Raul, you are one of the good boys"\\

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'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you, Raul, you are you're one of the good boys"\\boys/"\\



'''Uncle:''' "Cowgirl!! 'You lying to the cows again!? T'aint right, of course is Raul!"\\

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'''Uncle:''' "Cowgirl!! 'You 'you lying to the cows again!? T'aint right, of course is it's Raul!"\\



'''Uncle:''' "Yeah you better be worried Raul, they're out of the sharp axes, it's gonna take like an hour!"\\

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'''Uncle:''' "Yeah you better be worried Raul, they're worried, Raul! They're out of the sharp axes, it's gonna take like an hour!"\\
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* This sequence:
--> '''Cowgirl:''' "One of you is going to the slaugtherhouse next"\\
'''Raul:''' "Mooo!?"\\
'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you Raul, you are one of the good boys"\\
'''Raul:'''"Mooo"\\
'''Uncle:''' "Cowgirl are you lying to the cows again!? T'aint right, of course is Raul!"\\
'''Raul:'''"Moooo!?"\\
'''Uncle:''' "Yeah you better worry Raul, they ran out of the sharp axes, it's gonna take like an hour!"\\
'''Raul:'''"MOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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* This sequence:
sequence when Cowgirl takes the cows in for the evening: [[note]] Emojis added to convey the cow's tone with each moo [[/note]]
--> '''Cowgirl:''' "One "Have a Good Night, Everyone! Because one of you is going to the slaugtherhouse next"\\
slaughterhouse tomorrow!"\\
'''Raul:''' 😨 "Mooo!?"\\
'''Cowgirl:''' "Of course is not you you, Raul, you are one of the good boys"\\
'''Raul:'''"Mooo"\\
'''Raul:''' 😊 "Mooo."\\
'''Uncle:''' "Cowgirl are you "Cowgirl!! 'You lying to the cows again!? T'aint right, of course is Raul!"\\
'''Raul:'''"Moooo!?"\\
'''Raul:''' 😱 "Moooo!!!"\\
'''Uncle:''' "Yeah you better worry be worried Raul, they ran they're out of the sharp axes, it's gonna take like an hour!"\\
'''Raul:'''"MOOOOOOOOO!!!!"'''Raul:''' 😭 "MOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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* [[FunWithSubtitles The subtitles contain several hidden gems]], such as: *Priestess having an emotional breakdown* as she is doing just that. *GS having the time of his life* while indiscriminately slaughtering goblins. *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.* as he takes a ''huge'' whiff to search for goblins. *BIG SNIFF* as he does it again. [[BlackComedy *Monk girl turning bland and spiceless.*]] as she's being ''raped''. *Priestess still having an emotional breakdown* continuing on from before. *Gae Bolg* as a spear is thrown. *[=GoblinSlaying=] Boner arises* as Goblin Slayer is being... himself, and more.

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* [[FunWithSubtitles The subtitles contain several hidden gems]], such as: *Priestess having an emotional breakdown* as she is doing just that. *GS having the time of his life* while indiscriminately slaughtering goblins. *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.* as he takes a ''huge'' whiff to search for goblins. *BIG SNIFF* as he does it again. [[BlackComedy *Monk girl turning bland and spiceless.*]] as she's being ''raped''. *Priestess still having an emotional breakdown* continuing on from before. *Gae Bolg* *[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Gae Bolg]]* as a spear is thrown. *[=GoblinSlaying=] Boner arises* as Goblin Slayer is being... himself, and more.
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-->'''Guild Girl:''' (exasperated) I have been sparing you from your imminent demise and wanton disregard for your own well-being for ''WEEKS'' now. But your tenacity MIGHT... just be enough that you can take out a small nest of goblins northeast of town.

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-->'''Guild --->'''Guild Girl:''' (exasperated) I have been sparing you from your imminent demise and wanton disregard for your own well-being for ''WEEKS'' now. But your tenacity MIGHT... just be enough that you can take out a small nest of goblins northeast of town.



-->'''MINE'''! ''MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!''

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-->'''MINE'''! --->'''MINE'''! ''MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!''



-->'''Priestess:''' Wait! Couldn't there be a good Goblin? We don't know if they're evil yet!"\\

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-->'''Priestess:''' --->'''Priestess:''' Wait! Couldn't there be a good Goblin? We don't know if they're evil yet!"\\



--->'''Guild Girl:''' Looking at you, Poop Patrol! Next up!
--->'''Rookie Warrior:''' Is...Is that what they are calling us...?
--->'''Apprentice Cleric:''' We do kill rats in the sewer, so... maybe?

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--->'''Guild -->'''Guild Girl:''' Looking at you, Poop Patrol! Next up!
--->'''Rookie -->'''Rookie Warrior:''' Is...Is that what they are calling us...?
--->'''Apprentice -->'''Apprentice Cleric:''' We do kill rats in the sewer, so... maybe?

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