History Funny / GloriousShotgunPrincess

* The scene in chapter 1 where Legion/Wuffles offers to make "conventional paraphernalia" for Shephard's "[[ADateWithRosiePalms private time]]":

* Shepard trying to learn how to "[[SexyWalk strut]]" in chapter 4, from Liara watching [[PassThePopcorn while eating popcorn]] to Tali showing her expertise on the matter by [[DistractedByTheSexy causing a minor traffic accident while helping to demonstrate]].

* On Cerberus' blunders from the first game, namely how what'd inevitably happen was that the experiments Cerberus was running would rampage, kill the scientists, and take over the base.

** Then when they find out that Cerberus is building a new Normandy, they wonder if it had already killed everyone and took over the base . No, it didn't. [[spoiler: Because the AI hadn't been installed yet when it took over the base (therefore it wasn't the Normandy yet), and it decidedly did ''not'' kill everyone when it took over the base, merely herded them to the storage areas and made them watch videos on office safety, namely on why it's a bad idea to try and remove the MoralityChip from your AI built from homicidal AI templates.]]
*** Tali says it best when she wonders if they're actually quarians, [[EpicFail due to their astounding skills at failure when it comes to making AIs do what they want]].
* After meeting Autocthon, the Normandy is taken in for repairs...and then Shepard discovers [[spoiler:he turned the crew quarters into a ''BiggerOnTheInside island paradise. With a bar and restaurant.'']]
* When Wuffles discovers that Kelly's perceptions of the geth partially stem from a...[[RoboSexual movie]]...regarding the geth she was part of while in college.

* Shepard trying to learn how to "[[SexyWalk strut]]" in chapter 4, from Liara watching [[PassThePopcorn while eating popcorn]] to Tali [[DistractedByTheSexy causing a minor traffic accident while helping to demonstrate]].

* "You fucked a [[GeniusLoci planet]]." Context: [[spoiler: Liara melding over and over again with one of the minds of Deus Machina, gaining more knowledge each time. In fact, she does it so often that immediately afterward it triggers her biological shift to the Matron stage of asari lifespan about two hundred years early.]]
* [[spoiler:She Who Lives In Her Name's]] first meeting with [[spoiler:Autocthon]] is made of hilarity-[[spoiler:she's been a mysterious, terrifying force for the vast majority of the story...and the instant she sees him, [[TheManBehindTheCurtain all pretense goes out the window and she regresses to the personality of a bitchy teenage girl.]]]] To say nothing of how Shepard ''escapes''-[[spoiler:she reads the minds on board the Normandy and, upon seeing how the universe formed ''naturally'', is so busy spewing {{Angrish}} that she doesn't notice they've gone.]]

* Autochthon briefly thinking the Judeo-Christian God is....someone else.

* When [[spoiler: Kal'Reegar]] Exalts, '''Terminal''', a ''Reaper'', is so dumfounded that he can only utter '''[[FlatWhat "What."]]'''

* Jane [[NoSell watches as a ]]{{Mook}} tries to stab her with a knife. After he tries to push into her, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre she asks, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but are you in yet?"]]

* The Geth republished [[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey ''Fifty Shades of Grey'']] under an Asari name on Thessia. They thought the results were hilarious.

* The Geth republished Fifty Shades of Grey under an Asari name on Thessia. They thought the results were hilarious.

* Shepard trying to learn how to "strut" in chapter 4, from Liara watching [[PassThePopcorn while eating popcorn]] to Tali [[DistractedByTheSexy causing a minor traffic accident while helping to demonstrate]].

-->'''Wuffles''': We are now Wuffles. God of the Geth.

* Jane [[NoSell watches as a ]]{{Mook}} tries to stab her with a knife. After he tries to push into her, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre she asks, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but are you in yet?"]]

** [[spoiler: Lytek asking how his story about having a negligent, drug-addicted father is ''any different'' than his actual backstory as Little Beam.]]

* James Vega's ''brilliant'' one-liner: "I'm a giant robot pilot and ''I got the daddy issues to prove it!''"

* Once [[spoiler: Autocthon empowers the Catalyst/Leaping Sky's ghost, he allows to to break free of [[EldritchAbomination The Viator's]] control.]] Which lets him do this in the following omake.

--> And [[spoiler: the Viator of Nullspace]] is subsequently buried under one billion years of missed paperwork.

* Once [[spoiler: Autocthon empowers the Catalyst/Leaping Sky's ghost, he allows to to break free of [[EldritchAbomination The Viator's]] control.]] Which lets him do this in the following omake

* Once [[spoiler: Autocthon empowers the Catalyst/Leaping Sky's ghost, he allows to to break free of [[EldritchAbomination The Viator's]] control.]] Which lets him do this.

** Bonus points for being a FandomNod, as that nickname was what Javik was commonly called by ME fans when he had been first revealed.

* Practically ''everything'' Garrus does after [[spoiler: he Exalts as a Lunar]]. Numerous readers agree that Garrus is having ''waaaay'' too much fun. Notable instances include:
** When the Salarian head of Eclipse opens his fortune cookie, he quizzically looks at it, wondering why his note says "Falcon", before Garrus punches him through the fortune cookie. As in, ''[[BeyondTheImpossible his fist erupts out of the opened fortune cookie]]'' to punch the Salarian in the face.

* After the Ebon Dragon [[spoiler: makes Morinth/Mirala one of his brides]] and sends [[spoiler: her]] running to [[EldritchLocation Celeyne]] (note that this is a 5 day trip, no matter how fast you go), he then takes the opportunity to have a Sol damned [[VillainSong musical number.]] To [[Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors Come be a Dentist]], no less.

** When the Salarian head of Eclipse opens his fortune cookie, he quizzically looks at it, wondering why his note says "Falcon", before Garrus punches him through the fortune cookie.

-->'''Shepard''': You ''took over a colony'' and ''punched me across it.'' Be glad I'm calling you "Prothy the Prothean" and not "Giant Alien Asshole.”

->'''Shepard''': Reegar, recon! Garrus, Prothy, you're with me.
->'''Javik''': I am '''Javik.'''
->'''Shepard''': You ''took over a colony'' and ''punched me across it.'' Be glad I'm calling you "Prothy the Prothean" and not "Giant Alien Asshole.”

* After the Ebon Dragon [[spoiler: makes Morinth/Mirala one of his brides]] and sends [[spoiler: her]] running to [[EldritchLocation Celeyne]] (note that this is a 5 day trip, no matter how fast you go), he then takes the opportunity to have a Sol damned [[VillainSong musical number.]] To [[Theatre/LittleShopOfHorrors Come be a Dentist]], no less.

* When the Salarian head of Eclipse opens his fortune cookie, he quizzically looks at it, wondering why his note says "Falcon", before Garrus punches him through the fortune cookie.

* [[spoiler:She Who Lives In Her Name's]] first meeting with [[spoiler:Autocthon]] is made of hilarity-[[spoiler:she's been a mysterious, NightmareFuel force for the vast majority of the story...and the instant she sees him, [[TheManBehindTheCurtain all pretense goes out the window and she regresses to the personality of a bitchy teenage girl.]]]] To say nothing of how Shepard ''escapes''-[[spoiler:she reads the minds on board the Normandy and, upon seeing how the universe formed ''naturally'', is so busy spewing {{Angrish}} that she doesn't notice they've gone.]]

* After the Ebon Dragon [[spoiler: makes Morinth/Mirala one of his brides]] and sends [[spoiler: her]] running to [[EldritchLocation Celeyne]] (note that this is a 5 day trip, no matter how fast you go), he then takes the opportunity to have a Sol damned [[VillainSong musical number.]] To [[LittleShopOfHorrors Come be a Dentist]], no less.

-->And in the pilot's seat, Joker goes pale. “Oh God,” he whispers, “Now there's two of them.”

->“Sir!” The plates spin. “I am no mere artificial intelligence! I am the Architect of Invention which admittedly has been downgraded to mere godhood!”
->“Odd behavior.” Mordin Solus narrows an eye. “Yes. Theoretical intelligence transfer into an artificial medium. Not an AI, but instead a brain upload of a possible non-carbon based life form!”
->“Yes!” The eye hovers in front of the scientist. “If I were based on any substance, it would be Essence!'
->“Essence.” Mordin brings up his omnitool again. “Similar to theoretical atomic behavior. Yes! Quantum foam based sentience! This requires experimentation!”
->“Yes!” Autochthon booms.
->“Yes!” Mordin breathes.
->“Yes!” The god sphere bellows.
->And in the pilot's seat, Joker goes pale. “Oh God,” he whispers, “Now there's two of them.”

** What's even funnier is that there's an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0GUY3asNVqg actual music video to that effect]].

* In the commentary section, they were discussing the kind of crazy stuff you could pull with Sidereal martial arts. [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-glorious-shotgun-princess-me-exalted.224243/page-624#post-9441608 We have this post]]: