History Funny / GameOfThronesSeasonsOneToFour

* Joffrey trying on wedding suits in a scene that appears more like something from ''Series/{{Project Runway}}'', plus Cersei saying a rejected fabric sample [[AbsoluteCleavage should be enough for Margaery's dress.]]

** Or maybe she's finding it funny that every time she's about to be reunited with family, said family winds up dying. As she has no emotional attachment to her aunt, her initial expression isn't even shocked or hurt, but practically an eye roll of "Typical, ''of course'' she's fucking dead, I should have expected this."

* A ''very small'' moment is Sansa's reaction to her engagement to Joffrey being revoked. She acts like she's heartbroken and depressed about it, but when she turns and walks out of the court, she smiles and giggles to herself in sheer relief at the prospect of being free at last! [[WhenSheSmiles And seeing as we hadn't seen Sansa smile or laugh in a long time,]] it's very pleasing as well.
* Joffrey's reaction to being persuaded to abolish his marriage to Sansa in order to marry Margaery is a disappointed grunt, like his favourite toy was taken away. Cersei's demeanor is that of a frustrated mother taking said toy from said spoiled child.

** HilariousInHindsight: Jon Snow is actually Aegon Targaryen, the rightful heir to the Iron Throne, which would have meant he would have essentially sired a king, not a bastard.

** HilariousInHindsight: [[spoiler: Jon Snow is actually Aegon Targaryen, the rightful heir to the Iron Throne, which would have meant he would have essentially sired a king, not a bastard.]]

** In a darkly hilarious way Gendry's anxiety when he realizes he's been pissing in front of a highborn lady and - shock horror - used the word ''cock'' around her. Arya has at this point been present at her own father's execution, traveled with murderers, thieves and rapists [[spoiler: and in a few episodes will watch countless people being tortured.]] You peeing in her presence is the ''least'' of Arya's worries Gendry.

* It's appropriate that the partnership of our favorite BadassAndChildDuo ends with a moment of BlackComedy. Arya Stark crouches down next to Sandor Clegane as if to give him a MercyKill...then she pinches the bag of silver he stole and walks off without a word. [[spoiler: Her not killing Sandor sets his CameBackStrong plot in Season 6, where he becomes TheAtoner, where he repents for all the shit he did as Joffrey and the Lannisters' stooge. So, yes, Arya inadvertently set him right.]]

-->'''Arya''': Where are we? You don't have a map?
'''Sandor''': (annoyed) No I don't have a map.
'''Arya''': Maybe we should get one.

* -->''"Leave the north now, or more boxes will follow...with more Theon"''.

'''Sam:''' And the thing about ''you'' that I find so interesting is... absolutely nothing.

** Honestly the entire WhatAnIdiot speech Yara gave Theon after he revealed that he got tricked by Bran and company.

* When Varys and Oberyn are talking in the throne room, and Varys mentions that even before he became a eunuch he was [[{{Asexuality}} never very interested in sex]], [[ReallyGetsAround Oberyn]] makes this hilariously perplexed "does not compute" expression.

** Made funnier by the CallBack; they use the same "Ath Jahackar" phrase Dany was taught by her handmaidens, and in the first season they told her she'd gotten it right, even though her intonation was audibly different from theirs. Presumably, they were just fed up trying to teach her but [[RealityEnsues couldn't say so because they were her attendants,]] since Missandei keeps repeating it until her intonation is correct.

* One moment delivers a ''triple-whammy''. First, one of the wildling archers attempts to fire up at the defenders at the top of the Wall... [[RealityEnsues and it doesn't even make it halfway up]]. Then, ''a giant'' lines up next to him, draws a massive bow of his own - as if to say "''this'' is how it's done, kid," - and fires a shot that takes out a huge chunk of scaffolding. The giant's next shot hits one of the defenders, and it doesn't just [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impale him]]; it blasts him clean ''through'' the roof, ''over'' the battlements, off the Wall, and down into Castle Black's courtyard 700 feet below! The "where the hell did ''he'' come from?" reaction of the defender he lands next to is just icing on the cake.

* Robert asks Jaime if the first man he ever killed had any FamousLastWords.

* At the feast, Sansa and Jeyne are giggling and checking out Joffrey, and a bored Arya starts flicking food at her. Catelyn looks disapproving and looks over at Robb to do something...only to find him cracking up at his little sister instead. She gives him a DeathGlare and he sobers up with a pretty blatant "oh crap, yes I'm a grown up aren't I" moment and hastily carts Arya off to bed.
* "Dothraki weddings without at least three deaths are considered a dull affair."

* Joffrey saying he won't talk to Catelyn because he "can't stand the wailing of women." He looks at the Hound all "amirite, bro?" and the Hound, suffice it to say, does not respond with a high-five. Tyrion responds with a high-five across Joffrey's face.

** Unlike the book, where he joins Joffrey in making fun of Tyrion, the Hound's reaction here is "Yep, he's a little shit like that".

* A small one; when Rakharo asks Dany if she wants him to take off Viserys's ear to teach him respect, Dany says no and that she doesn't want her brother harmed. Irri translates this for Rakharo, and he basically gives her a look that screams "Say ''what''?" She in turn gives him the tiniest shrug that clearly says "Yeah, I know, I don't get it either." Meanwhile Viserys is still lying on the ground being choked until he turns red.

* In his first few appearances, Littlefinger is quickly established as amusingly slimy and gets stuff thrown at him by Catelyn and choke-slammed by Ned for it. After the latter happens, he gets a great Shakespearean villain [[AsideGlance aside]] where he comments, "Ah, the Starks -- quick tempers, slow minds..."

* Jaime responds to Cersei asking about what would happen if Robert found out about their [[{{Twincest}} relationship]], Jaime replies, "I'll go to war with him if it comes to it. Maybe they'll write a song about us: The War for Cersei's [[CountryMatters Cunt.]]” Cersei slaps him once... and then when Jaime grins at this, she tries to slap him a second time, perhaps giving an indication of where Tyrion picked up the habit.

'''Sandor:''' ''([[AreYouKiddingMe sighs]])'' The king has asked you a question.\\

'''Sandor:''' ''(sighs)'' The king has asked you a question.\\

* Ser Jorah recalling how his {{Knighting}} ceremony took over 16 hours and he desperately needed to pee. Ser Barristan says [[NotSoAboveItAll it was the same with his Knighting ceremony]].
** The ''battle'' took 16 hours, not the knighting ceremony. Not that it makes the punchline less funny.

--> '''Sandor''': Never took you for a hunter.
--> '''Tyrion''': [[DoubleEntendre I'm the greatest in the land, and my spear never misses]].
--> '''Sandor''': [[HookersAndBlow It's not a hunt if you pay for it]].

-->'''Grenn:''' You broke my nose, bastard!
-->'''Jon:''' It's an improvement (smirks)

--->'''Renly:''' Robert is rather tasteless about it [assassinating Daenaerys]. Every time he's talking about killing her, I swear the table raises six inches.

-->'''Loras:''' ... ''I'' have an outrageous amount of money.

-->'''Jon Snow:''' I just, I always wanted to be a ranger.
-->'''Samwell Tarly:''' I... I always wanted to be a wizard.
-->'''Jon:''' ''({{Beat}} starts cracking up)''

-->'''Varys:''' I must be one of the few men in this city who doesn't want to be King. \\
'''Petyr:''' You must be one of the few men in this city who isn't a man. \\
'''Varys:''' Oh, you can do better than ''that''. \\
'''Petyr:''' When they castrated you, did they take [[UnusualEuphemism the pillar with the stones?]] I've always wondered. \\
'''Varys:''' Have you? Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs? \\
'''Petyr:''' I picture a gash, like a woman's. Is that about right? \\
'''Varys:''' I am flattered, of course, to be pictured at all. \\
'''Petyr:''' Must be strange for you, even after all these years a man from another land, despised by most, feared by all. \\

--> Gendry: "We've got rapers, pickpockets, highwaymen, murderers..."
--> Arya: "Which are you?"
--> Gendry: {{Beat}} [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Armorer's apprentice."]]

** Also
-->'''Saan:''' ''(when Mathos starts preaching about the Lord of Light)'' The one true god is what's between a woman's legs, and better yet a queen's legs.
*** Also
-->'''Saan:''' ''(to Davos)'' You Westerosi are funny people, man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him!
*** (Which is directed at Davos, but also a CallBack to the North's Greatjon Umber becoming Robb's most loyal bannerman after the latter's direwolf bites off half his hand during an altercation.)

-->'''Gendry:''' You know you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.\\

-->'''Gendry:''' I should be calling you milady!\\

-->'''Varys:''' How can you tell?
-->'''Shae:''' I can always tell.

-->'''Old man in Lordsport:''' What you carrying?\\

-->'''Stannis:''' You defend these men who insult you behind your back.\\

-->'''Jon:''' (To Sam) What are you doing?
-->'''Sam:''' This is Gilly. She's one of Craster's ({{Beat}}) daughters.
-->'''Jon:''' Hello, Gilly. (To Sam) What are you doing?

-->'''Jon:''' You know that we're not supposed to..
-->'''Sam:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong She's pregnant]].
-->'''Jon:''' ... [''eyeing Sam with an expression as if he's thinking "well, that was quick"'']

-->'''Tyrion Lannister:''' ... cut off his manhood, and feed it to the goats.
-->'''Pycelle:''' [[OhCrap Wha-no, no, no!]]
-->'''Timett:''' There are no goats, halfman!
-->'''Tyrion:''' Well, ''make do!''

-->'''Tyrion:''' I don't like his beard.\\

-->'''Bronn:''' Filthy old stoat. Almost hate to interrupt.\\

-->'''Renly:''' I don't like you, Lord Baelish. I don't like your face. I don't like the words that come oozing out of your mouth. I don't want you in my tent one more minute than necessary.

-->'''Bronn:''' ''(regarding Joffrey)'' There's no cure for being a cunt.

-->'''Cersei:''' Always so clever, with your schemes and your plots.\\

-->'''Bronn:''' If I could tell you how many crazy old men I've seen pushing carts around army camps making grand claims about jars full of pig shit... ''(to Hallyne)'' No offense meant.\\

* Tywin's war council at Harrenhall showing him hopelessly SurroundedByIdiots

-->'''Ygritte:''' Do you have sheep at the Wall? ... With your hands then? No wonder you're all so miserable...

-->'''Ygritte:''' I swear it old Master King Crow sir! We were only close together for warmth, and then, I felt it! Right up against me backside like a club! I can show you the bruise on me tailbone. And before I knew what was where his... his... Well it was all out in the open all angry as you like and I didn't want to want it, but ohhh! I did! And he spread me legs and... ruined! The shame of it! Now I can never marry a perfumed lord! What will me poor savage father say?\\

** "Unname me." "No." "''Please''?" You know things are getting a little out of hand when a full-fledged master assassin is begging a little girl for his life.

-->'''Jaqen:''' A girl lacks honor.\\

---> This becomes even funnier if you watch the episode again after season 5, considering how their relationship changes.

-->'''Theon:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you, wise bald man! Thank you for explaining siege tactics to me!]]
-->'''Theon:''' Send more ravens!\\

-->'''Edd:''' Oh, look. More shit. I was starting to wonder what to do with the rest of me day.

--->'''Aemon:''' I grew up in [[DeadlyDecadentCourt King's Landing]].

"I wish I had enough poison for the [[DeadlyDecadentCourt whole lot of you!]] I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it!"

* The whole "I am! THE KING!" debacle. PunctuatedForEmphasis and followed by "I'll punish you!" which sounds like Joffrey is failing terribly at playing dom.

* Tyrion's HurricaneOfEuphemisms.
-->'''Tyrion:''' When I was twelve, I [[ADateWithRosiePalms milked my eel]] into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, [[UnusualEuphemism I made the bald man cry!]]
** Accompanied by [[LargeHam massively overdone]] hand gesture, to boot.
* "... in''to'' the turtle stew, which I do believe my [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen sister]] ate. At least, I ''hope'' she did." And everyone's reactions to ''that'' as well.

** The scene where Roose tells Ramsay how the North is now theirs, which feels taken straight from ''Disney/TheLionKing'', and all the memes that followed.

* Tywin's first small council meeting is both funny and interesting because it's a psychological portrait of the various characters. First Varys, Littlefinger, Tyrion, and Pycelle all step into the chamber and see that Tywin has rearranged the seats: whereas before they were all spaced fairly evenly around the table, now there is only ''one'' chair located at the head of the table (Tywin's), and all the rest are arranged in a single line down one side of the table. Tywin takes his seat and stares at them intently, while they all remain frozen, unsure what to do. Finally Varys seems about to make a move, but before he can act Littlefinger suddenly darts forward, and takes the seat nearest to Tywin. Varys and Pycelle follow, taking the next two seats. Cersei now enters the room and observes the situation. She wordlessly strides over to the table, ''picks up'' the fourth chair, carries it ''around'' the table, and sets it down ''next'' to her father on the other side, and takes her seat. All eyes now turn to Tyrion. He too wordlessly strides over to the table, and slowly and methodically begins to ''drag'' the last chair to the ''opposite'' end of the table, and sets it up directly ''facing'' his father. Finally, Tyrion speaks:

** Such a threat, of course, is immediately punishable by death, which makes this all sail straight into awesome territory when, thanks to an intervention by Tywin, Tyrion ''gets away with it scot free.''

'''Drunk!Cersei:''' And you will be Joffrey's. Enjoy.