History Funny / FateStayNightUltimateMaster

** Illya's reaction to [[MakeMeWannaShout Echo Echo]]'s attack:

* As he brings back an unconcious Saber home, Shirou takes her in his arms, bridal style. Rin choses this moment to arrive:

* Pretty much all readers that left comments agreed that [[CurbStompBattle Way Big squashing Berserker]] was possibly the most hilarious scene in the whole fic. The ''[[UpToEleven massive]]'' OhCrap moment from almost every characters that witness it helps.

--->'''Avenger''': "I ask of you, are you my Master?"
--->'''Ben''': "Wha…what...huh?"

--->'''Ben/Ultimate Cannonbolt''': "[[TemptingFate Well, at least he's not invin…]] (Berserker's [[HealingFactor injuries instantly heal]]) ...cible? [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh come on!]]"

--->"Avenger quickly took a stance, ready to defend her Master who was obviously in a weaker for unsuited to dealing with Berserker's might.
--->Then Echo-Echo ran past her towards the towering monster.
--->"Ben!" she cried, trying to bring her Master back before he hurt himself.
--->Then another Echo-Echo ran past her.
--->Then another."

--->'''Shirou''' (blushing):"Uhhh..."
--->'''Rin''' (enraged): "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?"
--->'''Shirou''': "[[NotWhatItLooksLike This isn't what it looks like]]!".
--->'''Saber''': "Shirou is merely tending to my wounds!"
--->'''Rin''' (relieved): "Oh, OK then... ({{Beat}}) "What? Wounds? What happened?"

--->'''Ben''': "Oh yeah? YouAndWhatArmy?"
--->'''Caster''' (chuckling): "Why, this one." ([[SummonMagic summons her skeleton minions]])
--->'''Ben''': "[[LampshadeHanging I really have to stop jinxing myself]]"

* Pretty much all readers that left comments agreed that [[spoiler:[[CurbStompBattle Way Big squashing Berserker]]]] was possibly the most hilarious scene in the whole fic. The ''[[UpToEleven massive]]'' OhCrap moment from almost every characters that witness it helps.
** Made even better by Ilya's reaction to it: [[spoiler:she angrily calls Ben mean, and "punishes" him by [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment forbidding him to hang out with her for three days]].]]

--->'''Ben''': "Whew, [[TemptingFate glad that's over.]]"
--->'''Illya''': "[[SayMyName Ben-niichaaaaaaan!]]"

--->'''Kevin's voice''': "Score, Tennyson!"
--->'''Gwen's voice''': "Ben! Stop staring at her like a dweeb!"
*** Then [[ShipTease Avenger forces him to let her sleep in the same bed than her to better protect him]]:
--->'''Avenger''' (calmly, while still drying her hair from the bath): "Ben, are you coming to bed?"
--->'''Ben''': "W-what?"
--->'''Avenger''': "If you think I am going to leave you alone while you are not at your best, then you are very much mistaken. Now we have a long day ahead of us tomorrow and you need your rest to let your shoulder recover. Don't worry, I am a light sleeper so I will be able to keep a silent vigil."
--->'''Ben''': "Huh? But! But! But…I…wha…"
--->'''Avenger:''': "It is no difficulty. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The beds are quite large so they can comfortably hold us both]]."
--->'''Ben''': "But-!"

--->'''Fuji''' (arriving): "Shiiiiiiiirooooooouuuuuu-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! I'm huuuuuuuuuungryyyyyyyyyyy!"
--->'''Shirou''' (relieved, thinking for himself): "Fuji-nee saves the day" (out loud) "Coming Fuji-nee. I have something in the fridge for you. I'll heat it up."
--->'''Fuji''': "Oh my hero!"
--->'''Rin''': "Tsk! I swear that woman is a complete slob one minute and a responsible teacher the next. Maybe she's bipolar or something."
* [[spoiler:Paradox mentionning to Bazett that [[NoodleIncident he met Chu Chulain when he was alive.]]]]

--->'''Ben''': "Um…excuse me… but who are you?"
--->'''Caster''' (obviously a bit upset): "Oh, have you forgotten? [[CallBack Have you forgotten about the skeleton party I had for you?]]"
--->'''Ben''': Caster!

--->'''Rin''': "My, my, such an interesting scene."
--->'''Shirou''' (gasphing): "Tohsaka! Th-h-his isn't what it looks like! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I was just trying to carry Saber back to my ro-]] I mean, you know... uh... you know what I am talking about!"
--->'''Rin''' (smirking): Yes, I know ''exactly'' what you are talking about.
--->'''Shirou''': You don't sound like you do!

--->'''Avenger''': "We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you."
--->'''Ben''': "Yes, Ma'am."
--->'''Kevin's voice''' (in Ben's head): "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson]]."

* Avenger's reaction after Ben got hurt by Archer is between this and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming; she forces him to go back to the hostel for healing, with Ben unable to do anything else than say "Yes Ma'am" and wondering [[LampshadeHanging why he always finds himself in the company of bossy women]].

* After sparring for a few minutes with NRG, Lancer deduces and states confidently that the alien is a hand-to-hand fighter only with no long range attack, and prepares to take his soul from distance. Cue NRG shooting a heatbeam at him, frying part of his ponytail.

* Ben's method to dispose of Rin non-lethaly: he turns into Cannonbolt, traps her inside him in ball form and rolls around until she gets too sick to fight. She keeps a grudge.

* Ben and Illya, while hanging around, meet for the first time with Caster, who casually announces them that she intends to kill them tonight to prevent them from teaming up. Cue this dialogues:

* While they are discussing of what they learnt about Ben, Archer comments that Avenger's Master was an american, causing Shirou (who met Ben a few minutes ago) to shiver. Unwilling to explain this to Rin and Archer, he tries to find a flimsy excuse, which obviously doesn't work. Then, just as they are watching him with suspicious eyes...

* Rin having to go at the library to use internet, and expressing how [[CarnivalPhantasm she hates computers]].

--->'''Ben/Ultimate Cannonbolt''': "[[TemptingFate Well, at least he's not invin…]] (Berserker's [[HealingFactor injuries instantly heal]]) ...cible? [[OhCrap Oh come on!]]"

** Then, as he explains them he let Ben help him to bring Saber back. Rin's "WHAT!?" is so loud it's heard by the neightboors.

** Then, as he explains them he let Ben help him to bring Saber back. Rin's "WHAT!?" is so heard by the neightboors.

--->'''Avenger''': "We shall start bright and early when we have some privacy then where we can have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you."

** Then, as he explains them he let Ben help him to bring Saber back:
--->'''Rin''': "WHAT!?"

* Some of Rider's thought are funny due to her constantly pointing out how stupid [[BigBadWannabe Shinji]] is in the orders he gives her. You ''really'' feel like she is aware of how much of a loser he is.