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-->'''Dodd:''' I'll have a chocolate glaze, and, uh... ''[[looks to Charlie]]''

-->'''Dodd:''' I'll have a chocolate glaze, and, uh...
-->'''Charlie:''' An old fashioned?
-->'''Dodd:''' An old fashioned? An old fashioned.

* As Dodd struggles against his bonds, Peggy gloats, [[Malaproper "Foot's on the other shoe now."]] Dodd can only respond with an exasperated "shut up", as if he still can't believe that these dumbasses got the drop on him.

* When it's time for bed, [[TheGadfly Dodd acts out]] by staring at Ed and Peggy while they try to sleep. This earns him a pillowcase draped over his head.

** When Lou tries to make sure Karl isn't driving in his condition, Karl reacts with his usual bombast, but [[VerbalBackspace quickly backs down]] as he remembers he's surrounded by cops.

* [[RealityEnsues What happens when]] you have a hostage tied up for a long enough amount of time? You guessed it -- PottyEmergency. Ed has to help Dodd with it without untying him and words cannot begin to describe the awkwardness.

* After Rye commits the Waffle Hut massacre and chases down (and shoots) the waitress, he gets distracted by a set of lights and wanders onto the highway, thereby getting hit by Peggy Bloomquist. The lights he got distracted by, though? Apparently, UFO lights.

* When Lou and Ben Schmidt pay a visit to the Gerhardt ranch, the guards tell them to surrender their guns. Schmidt complies, but Lou refuses to part with his, citing "sentimental value". A guard says he's not getting inside the house with it.

-->'''Mike:''' ''[shakes his head]'' No, that's not it. Pretty ''un''friendly, actually. But it's the way you're unfriendly-- how you're so polite about it. Like you're doing ''me'' a favor.

-->'''Sonny''': Aren't you the only lawyer in town, Karl?

** Karl then discovers a Gerhardt lynch mob about to siege the police station (accompanied by a comically long series of [[DramaticGunCock gun cocks]] as the mob loads up), before attempting to barricade the station doors with a bench. Glass doors, which are pulled open from the outside.

* Presidential candidate and former movie star UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan (Creator/BruceCampbell) stops at Luverne during a whistle-stop tour. Lou is assigned to his detail and Karl Weathers (NickOfferman) asks him a favor:

-->'''Mike:''' I’m gonna go ahead and guess the boys are an eleven and not a two, [[CaptainObvious which would make them toddlers.]]

* Lou's YourMom comment towards Mike in Skip's typewriter shop.
-->'''Mike:''' Where'd you say you saw ol' Skip?
-->'''Lou:''' At your mother’s house, I think going in the back door.
-->'''Mike:''' [[AffablyEvil I like him.]]

* Charlie insists on being sent to kill Ed, but loses his nerve and instead returns to the car with a packet of chops and an ashamed look on his face

* After Rye commits the Waffle Hut massacre and chases down (and kills) the waitress, he gets distracted by a set of lights and wanders onto the highway, thereby getting hit by Peggy Bloomquist. The lights he got distracted by, though? Apparently, UFO lights.

* Dodd entering the donut shop and taking two Kansas City men, followed by him innocently ordering him and his nephew some donuts.

'''Dodd''': Yes.\\
** Dodd throughout is absolutely hilarious, acting increasingly childlike
-->'''Dodd:''' I think she punctured a lung.

** He also slips up and says he'll defend Ed to Ed's dying breath, not his own.

* Karl then discovers a Gerhardt lynch mob about to siege the police station (accompanied by a comically long series of [[DramaticGunCock gun cocks]] as the mob loads up), before attempting to barricade the station doors with a bench. Glass doors, which are pulled open from the outside.
* Finally, Karl manages to lessen the MoodWhiplash with a ComicallySerious, Creator/NickOfferman delivered line:

* Upon arriving, a "slightly inebriated" Karl wanders through the station, spouting patriotic statements in a LargeHam fashion... occasionally interrupted by the cops giving him directions to the holding cell where his client is.

* The truly masterful buildup and subsequent bait-and-switch when Mike just up and shoots The Undertaker in the face, and massacres his underlings without breaking a sweat. All of that buildup, that perfectly mournful preceding sequence, the intriguing and unique little ticks of The Undertaker, all point toward Mr Milligan taking an early exit, but then: Bam!

!!Palindrome

--> '''The Judge''': Is one of them the hard way?

* Hank detains [[AGreatNameForARockBand Mike Milligan and the Kitchen Brothers]].

* Mike's interview with Hank, despite being a rather tense moment, is filled with these.
-->'''Mike:''' Rock County. It’s like that town on ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones''. Is that where we are? ''[musically] On the Flintstones...''
* When Hank asks the Kitchen brothers what size shoes they wear, they both flip him off at the same time.

* Lou losing it with Schmidt's behavior and flat out telling him he thinks he's a shit cop. Hank laughs affirmably.

* After Rye commits the Waffle House shoot out and chases down (and kills) the waitress, he gets distracted by a set of lights and wanders onto the highway, thereby getting hit by Peggy Blomquist. The lights he got distracted by, though? Apparently, UFO lights.

-->'''Karl''': If you get the chance, ask if him if Creator/JoanCrawford had crabs.

* After Rye commits the Waffle House shoot out and chases down (and kills) the waitress he gets distracted by a set of lights and wanders onto the highway, thereby getting hit by Peggy Blomquist. The lights he got distracted by, though? Apparently, UFO lights.

* When hank asks the Kitchen brothers what size shoes they wear, they both flip him off at the same time.

* Dodd entering the donut shop and Taking two Kansas City men, followed by him innocently ordering him and his nephew some donuts.

* Presidential candidate and former movie star UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan (Creator/BruceCampbell) stops at Luverne during a whistle-stop tour. Lou is assigned to his detail and Karl Weathers(NickOfferman) asks him a favor:

-->'''Reagan''': [[{{Eagleland}} Son, there's not a challenge on God's earth that can't be overcome by an American]]. And I truly believe that.

-->'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder and leaves)

* After Rye [[spoiler: commits the Waffle House shoot out and chases down (and kills) the waitress he gets distracted by a set of lights and wanders onto the highway, thereby getting hit by Peggy Blomquist. The lights he got distracted by, though? Apparently, UFO lights.]]
* Dodd slowly becoming more and more annoyed with Bear as Floyd's meeting with Gerhardt allies goes on.
-->'''Bear:''' Know thyself.
-->'''Dodd:''' ''[slowly turning his head]'' Waddya on about?

-->'''Karl''': If you get the chance, ask if him if JoanCrawford had crabs.

** Upon arriving, a "slightly inebriated" Karl wanders through the station, spouting patriotic statements in a LargeHam fashion... occasionally interrupted by the cops giving him directions to the holding cell where his client is.

** Karl then discovers a Gerhardt lynch mob about to siege the police station (accompanied by a comically long series of [[DramaticGunCock gun cocks]] as the mob loads up), before attempting to barricade the station doors with a bench. Glass doors, which are pulled open from the outside.
** Finally, Karl manages to lessen the MoodWhiplash with a ComicallySerious, NickOfferman delivered line:

* The look on Dodd's face after he accidentally [[spoiler:shoots one of his own men]] while looking for Peggy in the Blomquists' basement makes for a bit of great BlackComedy.
* Lou losing it with Schmidt's behavior and flat out telling him he thinks he's a shit cop. Hank's reaction really sells it.
* The episode "Loplop" is loaded with BlackComedy, as Ed and Peggy take Dodd hostage and try to ransom him back to the Gerhardts, blissfully unaware that the Gerhardt empire is collapsing from within.

'''Peggy''': Nope.

--> I think she punctured a lung.
* The truly masterful buildup and subsequent bait-and-switch when [[spoiler:Mike just up and shoots The Undertaker in the face, and massacres his underlings without breaking a sweat. All of that buildup, that perfectly mournful preceding sequence, the intriguing and unique little ticks of The Undertaker, all point toward Mr Milligan taking an early exit, but then: Bam!]]
* Mike gesturing for Gale to get him a pen so he can write down the details of Ed's proposed meeting. With his wrist-gun still poking out of his sleeve.
* In the episode "The Castle", Peggy gets the line of the episode (and maybe the season) when they make a run for it during the infamous Sioux Falls Massacre.
--> '''Peggy''': [[spoiler:It's just a flying saucer Ed! We gotta go!]]

--> '''Mike''': Okay then.

** Upon arriving, a "slightly inebriated" Karl wanders through the station, spouting patriotic statements in a LargeHam fashion ... occasionally interrupted by the cops giving him directions to the holding cell where his client is.

--> '''Peggy''': [[spoiler:[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight It's just a flying saucer Ed! We gotta go!]]]]

--> '''Peggy''': [[spoiler:It's just a flying saucer Ed! We gotta go!]]