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Changed line(s) 59,60 (click to see context) from:
'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder, and leaves)
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'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and leaves)
leaves]])
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Changed line(s) 11,13 (click to see context) from:
** When Hank asks the Kitchen brothers what size shoes they wear, they both display middle fingers.
-->'''Mike:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I’m gonna go ahead and guess the boys are an eleven and not a two]], [[CaptainObvious which would make them toddlers.]]
-->'''Mike:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I’m gonna go ahead and guess the boys are an eleven and not a two]], [[CaptainObvious which would make them toddlers.]]
to:
** When Hank asks the Kitchen brothers what size shoes they wear, [[FlippingTheBird they both display middle fingers.
-->'''Mike:'''fingers]].
--->'''Mike:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I’m gonna go ahead and guess the boys are an eleven and not a two]], [[CaptainObvious which would make them toddlers.]]
-->'''Mike:'''
--->'''Mike:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I’m gonna go ahead and guess the boys are an eleven and not a two]], [[CaptainObvious which would make them toddlers.]]
Changed line(s) 18,38 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Mike:''' What are you, having a baby in there? ''[to Lou]'' Hello. ''[to Gale]'' You didn't tell me your family was in from out of town.
-->''[Wayne emerges with a shotgun; Lou quickly draws his revolver on him]''
-->'''Mike:''' Whoops.
-->'''Lou:''' Got to ask you your business here.
-->'''Mike:''' Maybe I'm the owner.
-->'''Lou:''' Nope. Met the owner this morning.
-->'''Mike:''' Is that right? Maybe tell us where he is. Make a few bucks.
-->'''Lou:'''' I was gonna ask you the same. ''[beat]'' Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers, would you?
-->'''Mike:''' ''[laughs]'' [[AGoodNameForARockBand You make us sound like a prog rock band.]] "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers!" ''[Gale uses this distraction to grab the shotgun that he had earlier tried to grab; as he does so, Lou trains his revolver on him]'' Double whoops.
-->'''Lou:''' Easy.
-->'''Mike:''' Minnesota cop. You do know you're in North Dakota, right?
-->'''Lou:''' Must have got lost on the way to the lake.
-->'''Mike:''' So, where'd you say you saw ol' Skip?
-->'''Lou:''' At [[YourMom your mother]]’s house, I think going in the back door.
-->'''Mike:''' ''[to the brothers]'' [[AffablyEvil I like him.]] ''[to Lou]'' I like you. Met another fella from Minnesota yesterday. Big guy. Sheriff, I think. I liked him, too.
-->'''Lou:''' ''[knowing Mike is referring to when Hank detained him]'' We're a very friendly people.
-->'''Mike:''' ''[shakes his head]'' No, that's not it. [[MeaningfulEcho Pretty unfriendly, actually. But it's the way you're unfriendly-- how you're so polite about it. Like you're doing me a favor.]]
-->'''Lou:''' ''[clicks his tongue]'' Well, this has been enjoyable, but I better get going. ''[takes a step back, still dealing with the brothers training their shotguns on him]''
-->'''Mike:''' What did Nixon call it? "Peace with honor."
-->'''Lou:''' Something like that.
-->'''Mike:''' Naw. You stay. We've seen everything there is to see. ''[steps towards the door, along with the Brothers]'' "I am not a crook".
-->''[Wayne emerges with a shotgun; Lou quickly draws his revolver on him]''
-->'''Mike:''' Whoops.
-->'''Lou:''' Got to ask you your business here.
-->'''Mike:''' Maybe I'm the owner.
-->'''Lou:''' Nope. Met the owner this morning.
-->'''Mike:''' Is that right? Maybe tell us where he is. Make a few bucks.
-->'''Lou:'''' I was gonna ask you the same. ''[beat]'' Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers, would you?
-->'''Mike:''' ''[laughs]'' [[AGoodNameForARockBand You make us sound like a prog rock band.]] "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers!" ''[Gale uses this distraction to grab the shotgun that he had earlier tried to grab; as he does so, Lou trains his revolver on him]'' Double whoops.
-->'''Lou:''' Easy.
-->'''Mike:''' Minnesota cop. You do know you're in North Dakota, right?
-->'''Lou:''' Must have got lost on the way to the lake.
-->'''Mike:''' So, where'd you say you saw ol' Skip?
-->'''Lou:''' At [[YourMom your mother]]’s house, I think going in the back door.
-->'''Mike:''' ''[to the brothers]'' [[AffablyEvil I like him.]] ''[to Lou]'' I like you. Met another fella from Minnesota yesterday. Big guy. Sheriff, I think. I liked him, too.
-->'''Lou:''' ''[knowing Mike is referring to when Hank detained him]'' We're a very friendly people.
-->'''Mike:''' ''[shakes his head]'' No, that's not it. [[MeaningfulEcho Pretty unfriendly, actually. But it's the way you're unfriendly-- how you're so polite about it. Like you're doing me a favor.]]
-->'''Lou:''' ''[clicks his tongue]'' Well, this has been enjoyable, but I better get going. ''[takes a step back, still dealing with the brothers training their shotguns on him]''
-->'''Mike:''' What did Nixon call it? "Peace with honor."
-->'''Lou:''' Something like that.
-->'''Mike:''' Naw. You stay. We've seen everything there is to see. ''[steps towards the door, along with the Brothers]'' "I am not a crook".
to:
-->'''Mike:''' What are you, having a baby in there? ''[to Lou]'' Hello. ''[to Gale]'' You didn't tell me your family was in from out of town.
-->''[Waynetown.\\
''[Wayne emerges with a shotgun; Lou quickly draws his revolver onhim]''
-->'''Mike:''' Whoops.
-->'''Lou:'''him]''\\
'''Mike:''' Whoops.\\
'''Lou:''' Got to ask you your businesshere.
-->'''Mike:'''here.\\
'''Mike:''' Maybe I'm theowner.
-->'''Lou:'''owner.\\
'''Lou:''' Nope. Met the owner thismorning.
-->'''Mike:'''morning.\\
'''Mike:''' Is that right? Maybe tell us where he is. Make a fewbucks.
-->'''Lou:''''bucks.\\
'''Lou:'''' I was gonna ask you the same. ''[beat]'' Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers, wouldyou?
-->'''Mike:'''you? \\
'''Mike:''' ''[laughs]'' [[AGoodNameForARockBand You make us sound like a prog rock band.]] "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers!" ''[Gale uses this distraction to grab the shotgun that he had earlier tried to grab; as he does so, Lou trains his revolver on him]'' Doublewhoops.
-->'''Lou:''' Easy.
-->'''Mike:'''whoops.\\
'''Lou:''' Easy.\\
'''Mike:''' Minnesota cop. You do know you're in North Dakota,right?
-->'''Lou:'''right?\\
'''Lou:''' Must have got lost on the way to thelake.
-->'''Mike:'''lake.\\
'''Mike:''' So, where'd you say you saw ol'Skip?
-->'''Lou:'''Skip?\\
'''Lou:''' At [[YourMom your mother]]’s house, I think going in the backdoor.
-->'''Mike:'''door.\\
'''Mike:''' ''[to the brothers]'' [[AffablyEvil I like him.]] ''[to Lou]'' I like you. Met another fella from Minnesota yesterday. Big guy. Sheriff, I think. I liked him,too.
-->'''Lou:'''too.\\
'''Lou:''' ''[knowing Mike is referring to when Hank detained him]'' We're a very friendlypeople.
-->'''Mike:'''people.\\
'''Mike:''' ''[shakes his head]'' No, that's not it. [[MeaningfulEcho Pretty unfriendly, actually. ]] [[MinnesotaNice But it's the way you're unfriendly-- how you're so polite about it. Like you're doing me a favor.]]
-->'''Lou:''']]\\
'''Lou:''' ''[clicks his tongue]'' Well, this has been enjoyable, but I better get going. ''[takes a step back, still dealing with the brothers training their shotguns onhim]''
-->'''Mike:'''him]''\\
'''Mike:''' What did Nixon call it? "Peace with honor."
-->'''Lou:'''"\\
'''Lou:''' Something likethat.
-->'''Mike:'''that.\\
'''Mike:''' Naw. You stay. We've seen everything there is to see. ''[steps towards the door, along with the Brothers]'' "I am not a crook".
-->''[Wayne
''[Wayne emerges with a shotgun; Lou quickly draws his revolver on
-->'''Mike:''' Whoops.
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Mike:''' Whoops.\\
'''Lou:''' Got to ask you your business
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' Maybe I'm the
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' Nope. Met the owner this
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' Is that right? Maybe tell us where he is. Make a few
-->'''Lou:''''
'''Lou:'''' I was gonna ask you the same. ''[beat]'' Say, you wouldn't by any chance be Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers, would
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' ''[laughs]'' [[AGoodNameForARockBand You make us sound like a prog rock band.]] "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mike Milligan and The Kitchen Brothers!" ''[Gale uses this distraction to grab the shotgun that he had earlier tried to grab; as he does so, Lou trains his revolver on him]'' Double
-->'''Lou:''' Easy.
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Lou:''' Easy.\\
'''Mike:''' Minnesota cop. You do know you're in North Dakota,
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' Must have got lost on the way to the
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' So, where'd you say you saw ol'
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' At [[YourMom your mother]]’s house, I think going in the back
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' ''[to the brothers]'' [[AffablyEvil I like him.]] ''[to Lou]'' I like you. Met another fella from Minnesota yesterday. Big guy. Sheriff, I think. I liked him,
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' ''[knowing Mike is referring to when Hank detained him]'' We're a very friendly
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' ''[shakes his head]'' No, that's not it. [[MeaningfulEcho Pretty unfriendly, actually.
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' ''[clicks his tongue]'' Well, this has been enjoyable, but I better get going. ''[takes a step back, still dealing with the brothers training their shotguns on
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' What did Nixon call it? "Peace with honor.
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' Something like
-->'''Mike:'''
'''Mike:''' Naw. You stay. We've seen everything there is to see. ''[steps towards the door, along with the Brothers]'' "I am not a crook".
Changed line(s) 40,41 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Bear:''' Know thyself.
-->'''Dodd:''' ''[slowly turning his head]'' Waddya on about?
-->'''Dodd:''' ''[slowly turning his head]'' Waddya on about?
to:
-->'''Bear:''' Know thyself.
-->'''Dodd:'''thyself.\\
'''Dodd:''' ''[slowly turning his head]'' Waddya on about?
-->'''Dodd:'''
'''Dodd:''' ''[slowly turning his head]'' Waddya on about?
Changed line(s) 46,49 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Dodd:''' I'll have a chocolate glaze, and, uh... ''[looks to Charlie]''
-->'''Charlie:''' An old fashioned.
-->'''Dodd:''' ''[turns back to the counter]'' An old fash- ''[doubletakes at Charlie]'' An old-? ''[turns to the counter again]'' An old fashioned.
-->'''Charlie:''' An old fashioned.
-->'''Dodd:''' ''[turns back to the counter]'' An old fash- ''[doubletakes at Charlie]'' An old-? ''[turns to the counter again]'' An old fashioned.
to:
-->'''Dodd:''' I'll have a chocolate glaze, and, uh... ''[looks to Charlie]''
-->'''Charlie:'''Charlie]''\\
'''Charlie:''' An oldfashioned.
-->'''Dodd:'''fashioned.\\
'''Dodd:''' ''[turns back to the counter]'' An old fash- ''[doubletakes at Charlie]'' An old-? ''[turns to the counter again]'' An old fashioned.
-->'''Charlie:'''
'''Charlie:''' An old
-->'''Dodd:'''
'''Dodd:''' ''[turns back to the counter]'' An old fash- ''[doubletakes at Charlie]'' An old-? ''[turns to the counter again]'' An old fashioned.
Changed line(s) 53,54 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Karl''': If you get the chance, ask him if Creator/JoanCrawford had crabs.
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
to:
-->'''Karl''': If you get the chance, ask him if Creator/JoanCrawford had crabs.
-->'''Lou''':crabs.\\
'''Lou''': Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
-->'''Lou''':
'''Lou''': Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Changed line(s) 56,60 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Lou''': Do you really think we'll get out of this mess we're in?
-->'''Reagan''': [[{{Eagleland}} Son, there's not a challenge on God's earth that can't be overcome by an American.]] And I truly believe that.
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, but... how?
-->'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder, and leaves)
-->'''Reagan''': [[{{Eagleland}} Son, there's not a challenge on God's earth that can't be overcome by an American.]] And I truly believe that.
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, but... how?
-->'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder, and leaves)
to:
-->'''Lou''': Do you really think we'll get out of this mess we're in?
-->'''Reagan''':in?\\
'''Reagan''': [[{{Eagleland}} Son, there's not a challenge on God's earth that can't be overcome by an American.]] And I truly believethat.
-->'''Lou''':that.\\
'''Lou''': Yeah, but...how?
-->'''Reagan''':how?\\
'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder, and leaves)
-->'''Reagan''':
'''Reagan''': [[{{Eagleland}} Son, there's not a challenge on God's earth that can't be overcome by an American.]] And I truly believe
-->'''Lou''':
'''Lou''': Yeah, but...
-->'''Reagan''':
'''Reagan''': (smiles, pats Lou on the shoulder, and leaves)
Changed line(s) 63,64 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ed:''' She's a nice lady--
-->'''Lou:''' ''Shut up.''
-->'''Lou:''' ''Shut up.''
to:
-->'''Ed:''' She's a nice lady--
-->'''Lou:'''lady--\\
'''Lou:''' ''Shut up.''
-->'''Lou:'''
'''Lou:''' ''Shut up.''
Changed line(s) 66,70 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Karl''': You hear that Sonny? There's a crisis at the highest level, so who do they call? The best lawyer in town.
-->'''Sonny''': [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Aren't you the only lawyer in town, Karl?]]
-->'''Karl''': Yes, but that's because I scared away all the... *nearly falls over getting out of his chair* Great Caesar's ghost. It would appear I'm a little unstable... Though I am sound in mind and body and ready to run circles around the inferior minds of the Rock County sheriff's department.
-->'''Sonny''': Lou's a state cop, Karl.
-->'''Karl''': Shut up Sonny. *beat* We'll need you to drive, however.
-->'''Sonny''': [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Aren't you the only lawyer in town, Karl?]]
-->'''Karl''': Yes, but that's because I scared away all the... *nearly falls over getting out of his chair* Great Caesar's ghost. It would appear I'm a little unstable... Though I am sound in mind and body and ready to run circles around the inferior minds of the Rock County sheriff's department.
-->'''Sonny''': Lou's a state cop, Karl.
-->'''Karl''': Shut up Sonny. *beat* We'll need you to drive, however.
to:
-->'''Karl''': You hear that Sonny? There's a crisis at the highest level, so who do they call? The best lawyer in town.
-->'''Sonny''':town.\\
'''Sonny''': [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Aren't you the only lawyer in town,Karl?]]
-->'''Karl''':Karl?]]\\
'''Karl''': Yes, but that's because I scared away all the... *nearly falls over getting out of his chair* Great Caesar's ghost. It would appear I'm a little unstable... Though I am sound in mind and body and ready to run circles around the inferior minds of the Rock County sheriff'sdepartment.
-->'''Sonny''':department.\\
'''Sonny''': Lou's a state cop,Karl.
-->'''Karl''':Karl.\\
'''Karl''': Shut up Sonny. *beat* We'll need you to drive, however.
-->'''Sonny''':
'''Sonny''': [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Aren't you the only lawyer in town,
-->'''Karl''':
'''Karl''': Yes, but that's because I scared away all the... *nearly falls over getting out of his chair* Great Caesar's ghost. It would appear I'm a little unstable... Though I am sound in mind and body and ready to run circles around the inferior minds of the Rock County sheriff's
-->'''Sonny''':
'''Sonny''': Lou's a state cop,
-->'''Karl''':
'''Karl''': Shut up Sonny. *beat* We'll need you to drive, however.
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-->'''Karl''': [[IncomingHam Greetings and salutations! I have made the pilgrimage from the Hall of Veterans as George Washington once forded the Delaware. Steely in my resolve, prepared to battle unto my dying breath for the rights--]]
-->'''Denise''': Lawyer's here.
-->'''Karl''': ''(In a completely normal tone)'' Hey, Denise. ''([[LargeHam Back to ham]])'' For the rights of free men!
-->'''Percy''': Hey, Karl, Ed's in back.
-->'''Karl''': [[{{Eagleland}} Rights that were squeezed from British oppression like water from a stone! That all men are created equal, free from the jackboot tyranny and gulag magic tricks of nameless, faceless committees]] -
-->'''Lou''': Hey, hope they didn't wake ya.
-->'''Karl''': Out of my way, tool of the state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison him--
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, whatever you're gonna do, you got 30 minutes.
-->'''Karl''': [[ChewingTheScenery Don't dictate terms to me, you rogue! For the law is a light on a hill, calling to its breast all those in search of justice. To whit, this poor, mottled wretch in front of me.]]
-->'''Ed''': Hey, Karl.
-->'''Denise''': Lawyer's here.
-->'''Karl''': ''(In a completely normal tone)'' Hey, Denise. ''([[LargeHam Back to ham]])'' For the rights of free men!
-->'''Percy''': Hey, Karl, Ed's in back.
-->'''Karl''': [[{{Eagleland}} Rights that were squeezed from British oppression like water from a stone! That all men are created equal, free from the jackboot tyranny and gulag magic tricks of nameless, faceless committees]] -
-->'''Lou''': Hey, hope they didn't wake ya.
-->'''Karl''': Out of my way, tool of the state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison him--
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, whatever you're gonna do, you got 30 minutes.
-->'''Karl''': [[ChewingTheScenery Don't dictate terms to me, you rogue! For the law is a light on a hill, calling to its breast all those in search of justice. To whit, this poor, mottled wretch in front of me.]]
-->'''Ed''': Hey, Karl.
to:
-->'''Karl''': [[IncomingHam Greetings and salutations! I have made the pilgrimage from the Hall of Veterans as George Washington once forded the Delaware. Steely in my resolve, prepared to battle unto my dying breath for the rights--]]
-->'''Denise''':rights--]]\\
'''Denise''': Lawyer'shere.
-->'''Karl''':here.\\
'''Karl''': ''(In a completely normal tone)'' Hey, Denise. ''([[LargeHam Back to ham]])'' For the rights of freemen!
-->'''Percy''':men!\\
'''Percy''': Hey, Karl, Ed's inback.
-->'''Karl''':back.\\
'''Karl''': [[{{Eagleland}} Rights that were squeezed from British oppression like water from a stone! That all men are created equal, free from the jackboot tyranny and gulag magic tricks of nameless, facelesscommittees]] -
-->'''Lou''':committees]]-\\
'''Lou''': Hey, hope they didn't wakeya.
-->'''Karl''':ya.\\
'''Karl''': Out of my way, tool of the state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prisonhim--
-->'''Lou''':him--\\
'''Lou''': Yeah, whatever you're gonna do, you got 30minutes.
-->'''Karl''':minutes.\\
'''Karl''': [[ChewingTheScenery Don't dictate terms to me, you rogue! For the law is a light on a hill, calling to its breast all those in search of justice. To whit, this poor, mottled wretch in front of me.]]
-->'''Ed''':]]\\
'''Ed''': Hey, Karl.
-->'''Denise''':
'''Denise''': Lawyer's
-->'''Karl''':
'''Karl''': ''(In a completely normal tone)'' Hey, Denise. ''([[LargeHam Back to ham]])'' For the rights of free
-->'''Percy''':
'''Percy''': Hey, Karl, Ed's in
-->'''Karl''':
'''Karl''': [[{{Eagleland}} Rights that were squeezed from British oppression like water from a stone! That all men are created equal, free from the jackboot tyranny and gulag magic tricks of nameless, faceless
-->'''Lou''':
'''Lou''': Hey, hope they didn't wake
-->'''Karl''':
'''Karl''': Out of my way, tool of the state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison
-->'''Lou''':
'''Lou''': Yeah, whatever you're gonna do, you got 30
-->'''Karl''':
'''Karl''': [[ChewingTheScenery Don't dictate terms to me, you rogue! For the law is a light on a hill, calling to its breast all those in search of justice. To whit, this poor, mottled wretch in front of me.
-->'''Ed''':
'''Ed''': Hey, Karl.
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-->'''Karl''': Please excuse the obvious death penalty snafu. I'm slightly inebriated.
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-->'''Karl''': My choices outside this building are none of your... But, no, Sonny valeted me here tonight.
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-->'''Karl''': It's possible I soiled myself.
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--> '''Ed''': Honey, did you stab him?\\
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--> '''Mike''': Okay then.
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-->'''Karl''': [[IncomingHam Greetings and salutations! I have made the pilgrimage from the Hall of Veterans as George Washington once forded the Delaware. Steely in my resolve, prepared to battle unto my dying breath for the rights--]]
-->'''Denise''': Lawyer's here.
-->'''Karl''': ''(In a completely normal tone)'' Hey, Denise. ''([[LargeHam Back to ham]])'' For the rights of free men!
-->'''Percy''': Hey, Karl, Ed's in back.
-->'''Denise''': Lawyer's here.
-->'''Karl''': ''(In a completely normal tone)'' Hey, Denise. ''([[LargeHam Back to ham]])'' For the rights of free men!
-->'''Percy''': Hey, Karl, Ed's in back.
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-->'''Karl''': Out of my way, tool of the state!
to:
-->'''Karl''': Out of my way, tool of the state!state! For I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison him--
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, whatever you're gonna do, you got 30 minutes.
-->'''Karl''': [[ChewingTheScenery Don't dictate terms to me, you rogue! For the law is a light on a hill, calling to its breast all those in search of justice. To whit, this poor, mottled wretch in front of me.]]
-->'''Ed''': Hey, Karl.
-->'''Lou''': Yeah, whatever you're gonna do, you got 30 minutes.
-->'''Karl''': [[ChewingTheScenery Don't dictate terms to me, you rogue! For the law is a light on a hill, calling to its breast all those in search of justice. To whit, this poor, mottled wretch in front of me.]]
-->'''Ed''': Hey, Karl.