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* In ''E=MC. . .'', Eureka's high-tech handcuffs, which Carter puts on himself and Zane to keep the latter under control.
-->'''Jo''': They're geodedic coordinate transceivers. It'll show his location within one meter, and if her tries to run, it's also got a restraint field.\\
'''Zane''': An emerging graviton field generator? Very cool.\\
'''Jo''': If he tries to escape, hit the button.\\
''Jack''': (looking at his cuff) What button?\\
''(Zane hits the button on his cuff, Carter starts screaming and convulsing)\\
'''Zane''': Got a button!\\
'''Carter''': ''(ScreamsLikeAGirl)''
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'''Nurse''': Mr. Wilde should be fine. Suffered a mild concussion, a few cracked ribs, we're just running some more tests.\\

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'''Nurse''': Mr. Wilde Wyatt should be fine. Suffered a mild concussion, a few cracked ribs, we're just running some more tests.\\

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* Fargo in [[spoiler:Jo]]'s dream playing... [[Franchise/{{Zorro}} El Fargo]]!


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** Fargo in [[spoiler:Jo]]'s dream playing... [[Franchise/{{Zorro}} El Fargo]]!
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* ''Noche de Suenos'', Fargo, after nearly getting hit by an out-of-control toxic waste truck and saved by Carter, is whining in the GD infirmary when Jack and Jo come in to check on the driver of the truck.
-->'''Carter''': Morning, how's the driver doing?\\
'''Nurse''': Mr. Wilde should be fine. Suffered a mild concussion, a few cracked ribs, we're just running some more tests.\\
'''Fargo''': Nurse! More pillows!\\
'''Nurse''': But that boy? ''May die!''

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* ''Duck, Duck, Goose'', Henry explains an abandoned experimental weapons project to use electromagnets to drop space junk on incoming missiles that was tested in Nevada.
-->'''Henry''': We abandoned it after our very first attempt.\\
'''Jack''': I'm hoping you didn't suck down a bunch of planes and helicopters.\\
''Henry''': No, but nearly all the recorded data in Nevada was erased. Tapes in video stores, floppy disks in casinos, half the database of Area 51.\\
'''Jack''': (grinning) Area 51 is real?\\
'''Henry''': (nodding) No.



** He does this again when Jack asks if Area 51 exists.
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* ''Games People Play'', Jack wonders if people (starting with Jo) are vanishing from reality and he's the only one who remembers them, or if he just cracked his head really hard. Using Occam's Razor, Henry convinces Jack to get an MRI.
-->'''Alison''': I'm not saying you can't have one, I'm just asking why do you want one?\\
'''Jack''': It's not a big deal, I just bumped my this morning and Henry thought it would be a good idea if I had it looked at.\\
'''Stark''': Have any dizziness, nausea, headaches?\\
'''Jack''': No, my head was pounding earlier, but it's fine now. Actually, it's totally fine now.\\
'''Stark''': Problem solved.\\
'''Jack''': (to Alison) What is he even doing here?\\
'''Alison''': He works here.\\
'''Jack''': He was fired ''weeks'' ago.\\
'''Stark''': ({{Beat}}) O-kay, brain scan it is.
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* In Unpredictable, when Jack is planning a surprise party for Zoe, he enlists the help of Zoe's best friend, Pilar. Pilar winks at Jack as she and Zoe walk off, and Jack smiles and gives her a "shush" motion.

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* In Unpredictable, when Jack is planning a surprise party for Zoe, he enlists the help of Zoe's best friend, Pilar. [[MistakenForPedophile Pilar winks at Jack as she and Zoe walk off, and Jack smiles and gives her a "shush" motion.]]
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** A few moments later"

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** A few moments later"later:
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'''Jack''': No, I'm into ''old''' bru-- nettes.\\

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'''Jack''': No, I'm into ''old''' ''old'' bru-- nettes.\\
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'''Alison''': Uh-huh.\\
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'''Jack''': So, you coming to Zoe's surprise party?\\

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'''Alison''': Uh-huh.\\
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'''Jack''':
Uh-huh.
** A few moments later"
--->'''Jack''':
So, you coming to Zoe's surprise party?\\
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'''Alison''': [[ThatDidntComeOutRight Didn't come out right, did it?]]\\

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'''Alison''': [[ThatDidntComeOutRight [[ThatCameOutWrong Didn't come out right, did it?]]\\
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* In Unpredictable, when Jack is planning a surprise party for Zoe, he enlists the help of Zoe's best friend, Pilar. Pilar winks at Jack as she and Zoe walk off, and Jack smiles and gives her a "shush" motion.
-->'''Alison''': (walking up from beind) Oh, I'll remember this when you're being arrested on ''Dateline''.\\
'''Jack''': Nice. No we're-- planning-- the surprise party!\\
'''Alison''': Uh-huh.\\
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'''Jack''': So, you coming to Zoe's surprise party?\\
'''Alison''': Me? I thought you were into young brunettes.\\
'''Jack''': No, I'm into ''old''' bru-- nettes.\\
'''Alison''': [[ThatDidntComeOutRight Didn't come out right, did it?]]\\
'''Jack''': No.
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* ''H.O.U.S.E. Rules'', after it's revealed that S.A.R.A.H. started her/its existence as a war-game simulator:
-->'''S.A.R.A.H.:''' Shall we [[Film/WarGames play a game]]?
-->'''Everybody, in unison:''' ''NO!''
** Earlier, when Jack, Henry, Fargo, and Stark are sitting at Jack's table, Jack with a beer in front of him, trying to find a way out.
-->'''Jack''': We need dynamite. Damn, I wish Lupo were here.\\
'''Henry''': That's it. We blow her up.\\
'''Jack''': ''She's not here.''\\
'''Stark''': ''(slides Jack's beer glass away from him)''



* After it's revealed that S.A.R.A.H. started her/its existence as a war-game simulator:
-->'''S.A.R.A.H.:''' Shall we [[Film/WarGames play a game]]?
-->'''Everybody, in unison:''' ''NO!''

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'''Jack''': [[CloudCuckoolander Unfortunately, that doesn't tell me if you're infected or not.]]

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'''Jack''': [[CloudCuckoolander Unfortunately, that doesn't tell me if you're infected you've been affected or not.]]


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** As part of her affliction, Beverly Barlowe, town psychiatrist, starts spilling everyone's secrets over the PA system that streams directly to everyone's cell phones, starting with Alison Blake (she went alphabetically). Jack arrives as she hits "Perkins".
--->'''Jack''': (taking the PA away) Look, people are having a little trouble controlling their impulses today, so I'm just going to save you from yourself.\\
'''Alison''': (busting in the front door) You're a dead woman.\\
'''Jack''': And her.

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* "Purple Haze" and that's all I'm gonna say.
--> '''Jack''': Taggart.
--> '''Taggart''': Mm?
--> '''Jack''': You're naked!
-->'''Taggart''': Au natural.
-->'''Jack''': May I ask why?
-->'''Taggart''': Why not?

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* "Purple Haze" ''Purple Haze''. The residents of Eureka are infected with something that dramatically alters their personalities. Henry becomes mean and that's all I'm gonna say.
--> '''Jack''': Taggart.
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sullen, Jo becomes bubbly and hyper, and Alison shirks her responsibilities, quits her job, and comes on ''very aggressively'' to Jack. And Vincent is rude to people in Cafe Diem.
-->'''Jack''': Taggart.\\
'''Taggart''': Mm?
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Mm?\\
'''Jack''': You're naked!
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naked.\\
'''Taggart''':
Au natural.
-->'''Jack''':
natural.\\
'''Jack''':
May I ask why?
-->'''Taggart''':
why?\\
'''Taggart''':
Why not?not?\\
'''Jack''': [[CloudCuckoolander Unfortunately, that doesn't tell me if you're infected or not.]]
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** At the very start:
--->'''Henry''': Aren't you supposed to be watching ''the'' game?\\
'''Jack''': Fargo called.\\
'''Henry''': Ah, Wagner again.\\
'''Jack''': I get all the conductors confused.\\
'''Henry''': Composers.\\
'''Jack''': I rest my case.

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--->'''Sheriff Cobb''': She must like you. I've never seen her get to two before.

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--->'''Sheriff Cobb''': She must like you. I've never seen her get to as high as two before.before.
* A neural interface for computers developed by Fargo (of course) and tested by Nathan Stark is interacting with Taggart's medical nanites, creating an army of Starks living out his subconscious desires. Carter has to press to get specifics about Stark's last dream.
--->'''Jack''': Oh, come on Stark, it's no time to be bashful\\
'''Stark''': There was some. . . wish-fulfillment fantasies in there.\\
'''Jack''': Like?\\
'''Stark''': Ali. And. . . some other stuff.\\
'''Jack''': I need specifics.\\
'''Stark''': The usual! Power, success, control over. . . everything.\\
'''Jack''': You dream about world domination?\\
'''Stark''': (defensively) Not all the time.
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** Many of the moments in the first episode are funny. For instance, when Carter first meets Taggart he ends up in a dog kennel!

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** Many of the moments in the first episode are funny. For instance, when Carter first meets Taggart he ends up in a dog kennel!kennel.
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-->'''Everybody, in unison:''' ''[[GenreSavvy NO!]]''

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-->'''Everybody, in unison:''' ''[[GenreSavvy NO!]]''''NO!''
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*** Jo and Zoe.
--->'''Jo''': That's one.
--->'''Zoe''': Ooh, is that supposed to scare me?
--->'''Jo''': That's two.
--->'''Sheriff Cobb''': She must like you. I've never seen her get to two before.
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-->'''Grant''': [[{{Airplane}} Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.]]

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-->'''Grant''': [[{{Airplane}} [[Film/{{Airplane}} Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.]]
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---> '''Jack''': I've seen this before, with the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Stay Puft Marshmallow man]], and... ''(Jack mimes what happens next)''

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---> '''Jack''': I've seen this before, with the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} [[Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}} Stay Puft Marshmallow man]], and... ''(Jack mimes what happens next)''
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* In "Many Happy Returns", S.A.R.A.H. locks Carter out of the house because he ''didn't call and say he was running late''. Followed by Carter actually ''stroking'' the door as he tries to placate the house so she would open the door.
-->'''Carter''': [trying to get in his house] Open the door!\\
'''S.A.R.A.H.''': Due to technical difficulties I cannot visually confirm identity at this time. \\
'''Carter''': Okay, listen to my voice. It’s me. Jack Carter. \\
'''S.A.R.A.H.''': Voice recognition imprint is currently off-line. And in the future, when someone says they’ll be home for dinner and they’re running late, it’s polite to call. \\
'''Carter''': '''''You’re joking'''. You’re mad at me?''
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** He does this again when Jack asks if Area 51 exists.
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* After it's revealed that S.A.R.A.H. started her/its existence as a war-game simulator:
-->'''S.A.R.A.H.:''' Shall we [[Film/WarGames play a game]]?
-->'''Everybody, in unison:''' ''[[GenreSavvy NO!]]''
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* Fargo in [[spoiler:Jo]]'s dream playing... [[{{Zorro}} El Fargo]]!

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* Fargo in [[spoiler:Jo]]'s dream playing... [[{{Zorro}} [[Franchise/{{Zorro}} El Fargo]]!
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* In the Season 4 finale "One Giant Leap" Jack has recently discovered how to work the phone that has always been in his PDA that he never knew about. The Disaster of the week starts to combine into a Eureka-consuming Black Hole and everyone is running for their lives. What's Carter doing? Taking pictures the whole way. Fridge logic later on when he's reviewing the images and it takes a minute of scrolling to find the one he needs.
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** Colin Ferguson (Carter) and Neil Grayston (Fargo) do an excellent job of pretending to be each other.

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* In ''Crossing Over'', we get this:
-->'''Grant''': [[{{Airplane}} Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.]]



* In ''Crossing Over'', we get this:
-->'''Grant''': [[{{Airplane}} Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.]]



---> '''Jack''': '''I HAVE A HAT ?!?'''

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---> '''Jack''': '''I HAVE A HAT ?!?'''HAT?!?'''

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---> '''Jack''': I've seen this before, with the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Stay Puft Marshmallow man]], and… ''(Jack mimes what happens next)''

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---> '''Jack''': I've seen this before, with the [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Stay Puft Marshmallow man]], and… and... ''(Jack mimes what happens next)''next)''
** Poor little Holly during her interview with the committee can't stop ''thinking!''

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