History Funny / Eureka

** Zoe's efforts to be the campaign manager for her boyfriend during the race for mayor, and her OhCrap expression and muttering about how she needs to resign from his campaign after learning her lab partner is behind the latest scientific mishap because Zoe left her unsupervised.
** When Zoe doesn't want to leave Carter in the middle of the catastrophe, he tells Lucas to move her, asking if he's more scared of him or Zoe to which Lucas replies it's no contest, picks Zoe up over his shoulder and carriess her away.

--> '''Zane''': Read my lips. If you try "probing" me, I'm sewing!

* In "Force Quit", after Jack tries to convince Zane he's not the NPC that was just trying to kill him with a lengthy explanation.

--> '''Dr. Lee''': [[Comicbook/IncredibleHulk Don't make me angry, son]]. [[ShoutOut You wouldn't like me when I'm angry]].

'''Jack''': ''(chuckling)'' I know, it's going to bug her ''all day long''.

* Near the end of "Dr. Nobel":
--> "Did somebody cut the blue wire?"

* In "Many Happy Returns", S.A.R.A.H. locks Carter out of the house because he ''didn't call and say he was running late''. Followed by Carter actually ''stroking'' the door as he tries to placate the house so she would open the door.
-->'''Carter''': [trying to get in his house] Open the door!\\
'''S.A.R.A.H.''': Due to technical difficulties I cannot visually confirm identity at this time. \\
'''Carter''': Okay, listen to my voice. It’s me. Jack Carter. \\
'''S.A.R.A.H.''': Voice recognition imprint is currently off-line. And in the future, when someone says they’ll be home for dinner and they’re running late, it’s polite to call. \\
'''Carter''': '''''You’re joking'''. You’re mad at me?''

--> '''Jo''': Ignore him Taggert, your truck is special.

** Zoe's efforts to be the campaign manager for her boyfriend during the race for mayor, and her OhCrap expression and muttering about how she needs to resign after learning her lab partner is behind the latest scientific mishap because Zoe left her unsupervised.
** When Zoe doesn't want to leave Carter in the middle of the catastrophe, he tells Lucas to move her, asking if he's more scared of him or Zoe to which Lucas replies it's no contest, picks Zoe up over his shoulder and takes her way.

** Zoe and Pilar got suspended for copying on a test....in a dream. Their teachers dream. [[spoiler:And considering neither of them were GD employees it was all in the teacher's mind, not there's.]]

* In ''Phased and Confused'', Fargo gives Carter a prototype communication device to test. For starters, it burrows into the skin after Carter puts it behind his ear as instructed, to access his synapses and call whoever he thinks about calling, and transmitting their side of the conversation directly into his brain (which Carter describes as creepy when he tests it by calling Fargo). Then Carter tries to call Zoe, and gets an electric shock. Fargo informs him there are some kinks, and he should avoid names that begin with Z. Or A. Or anything with umlaut.
* The ending to ''Here Come the Suns'', when it's revealed that the winner of the mayoral election is none other than [[spoiler: Henry]].

*** Finally: [[spoiler: the Anime fight at the end]]. Easily the most CrazyAwesome moment in the show.

* [[RunningGag Jack's style of screaming, every single time.]]

* ''Up In The Air'', Jo playing DrillSergeantNasty for the ''Astraeus'' candidates, complete with such priceless gems as "toes on the line you worthless bunch of [=PhDs=]", "any of you want to go into space. . . ''on purpose'' (looking pointedly at Zane, referencing the earlier episode ''Liftoff'')", and, after telling them all to do pushups, to one random scientist "You're a botanist, right? ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Kiss my grass!]]''"

** Fargo in [[spoiler:Jo]]'s dream playing... [[Franchise/{{Zorro}} El Fargo]]!

** Colin Ferguson (Carter) and Neil Grayston (Fargo) do an excellent job of pretending to be each other.

** Jack's reaction when Deputy Andy calls and tells him [[ExactWords someone robbed the bank.]] He's so excited to deal with "real" crime and normal police procedures, then ''so'' disappointed [[spoiler: when it turns out the ''bank itself'' is gone.]]
** Jack's cry of joy when he's told that someone has robbed the bank. Then he discovers that someone has actually ripped the bank from the ground and pulled it elsewhere.

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* In "In Too Deep" one of the Feynman Day pranks involving the helicopter atop GD spinning, while upside-down.