History Funny / EtrianOdyssey

* After reaching 7F, one of the quests you get involves Jenetta having a fondness for someone named Friedrich, and when you talk to her she asks you to bring her some materials so she can make a gift for him so that he'll stay at her inn every day. As it turns out, Friedrich is a ''cat'', one that she wants to have stay at her inn like several other cats already do, and the materials she asked you for (Forest Wheat and Meat) are used to make cat food.

* In the artbook that comes with the preorder of the game, there's the comic where Frederica needs some real food. When Raquna cooks and everyone digs in, Frederica ''[[StandardStatusEffect gets poisoned]]'' due to Raquna being a LethalChef, and [[TheMedic Simon]], of all people, is calling for a Medic.

-->'''Raquna''': Wh-what!? No! [[RealityEnsues That's just a myth!]] And besides, I'm sure she's been hit on the head enough times while we've been fighting monsters.

** One particularly hilarious combo is a Farmer with the Ninja sub-class. Pack them with the Izuna skill and they can potentially InstantKill RancomEncounters up the wazoo thanks to their greater LUC (boss fights are still not recommended, though). If that Farmer happens to look like [[Literature/AliceInWonderland Alice]], you can pretend she's casting [[Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei Die For Me!]]

* Dalla wishes to celebrate your progress for making it into the Scarlet Pillars. Remember that she has a portrait with a hearty smile while she says...this.

* When you first meet Vivian the innkeeper, not only is she incredibly lazy and sleepy, she has a FatCat, Mr. Merlin, resting on top of her head. Only when Mr. Merlin greets you with a hearty "Mrrrrow!" does she agree to open the inn up for you.

* There's an event in the second stratum where a character in the party can VineSwing. If the [[TheStoic Highlander or a character in Classic Mode]] does it, after his or her TP is restored, you have the option to [[NotSoStoic have that character]] [[{{Franchise/Tarzan}} yell]]! [[spoiler: Enemies ambush the party if you choose "Yes".]]

* After beating the BonusBoss [[spoiler:Alraune]] you can get a dialogue choice where you say that the boss was cute, exasperating the rest of the team.

* Chloe's utter obsession with [[spoiler:the bird people]] of the fourth stratum. She constantly looks for a way to have them carry and fly her around.

* Marion doesn't work too well with beasts all because [[spoiler:she is ''deathly'' afraid and can't stand them. Even dressing up as one is enough to make her yelp]].

** By now you should be familiar with a guild member named Tramonte going to big lengths to please her beloved Lilly to take a shine to him. His friend Marmott is always worrying about the hopeless guy risking his life every time a new stratum opens up. Then Marmott casually reveals [[spoiler:Lilly is a ''[[BestialityIsDepraved bear beast]]'']].
** Marion [[spoiler:taking off her helmet to reveal the scar revealed by the fire dragon that decimated her whole guild. This is not funny on itself, but it is when you apparently enter the building without knocking on the closed door and she doesn't have it on]]. She's flustered, and you can even inquire her if she was teasing you.

* Upon hearing about how Regina [[spoiler:managed to sway her relatives about not marrying her off against her will, she comments she may change her turn if she does find her real love (all the while blushing)]]. [[ButThouMust No matter what option you pick]], Arianna will lament and beg Regina not to do "it" before Arianna does.

* After you unlock the final class, one appears as a patron at the bar, where he goes on how an [[spoiler:Imperial]] knight's drive blade is as important as his life, and it's vital for their honor to fight using it and it alone... A moment later, though, he admits he was just trying to sound cool and the truth is that they're ''[[{{BFS}} too damn heavy]]'' to dual-wield with anything.

* After reaching 7F, one of the quests you get involves Jenetta having a fondness for someone named Friedrich, and when you talk to her she asks you to bring her some materials so she can make a gift for him so that he'll stay at her inn every day. [[spoiler:As it turns out, Friedrich is a ''cat'', one that she wants to have stay at her inn like several other cats already do, and the materials she asked you for (Forest Wheat and Meat) are used to make cat food.]]

* Lines uttered when a party member is confused are often this and borderline terrifying at the same time. [[SpoiledSweet Arianna's]] and [[TheStoic Chloe's]], on the other hand, are just plain hilarious.

* To match the bizarre Durian enemies of ''The Drowned City'', the Southern Shrine introduces Ananas enemies -- they're effectively sentient and hostile ''upside-down pineapples''. They also have tiny legs that are visible if you squint.

** In one conversation, Vivian points out that Merlin has six toes on one of his paws, and elaborates on how rare that is and how touching a six-toed paw brings good luck. If you say that you want to touch, she'll ask Merlin...whose version of a "no" is a simple "meow." She then says [[HypocriticalHumor you'll just have to find another six-pawed cat somewhere]].

** In one conversation, Vivian points out that Merlin has six toes on one of his paws, and elaborates on how touching a six-pawed cat brings good luck. If you say that you want to touch, she'll ask Merlin...whose version of a "no" is a simple "meow." She then says [[HypocriticalHumor you'll just have to find another six-pawed cat somewhere]].

* The "Quirky" voice option. It's GratuitousEnglish galore in a [[NoDubForYou Japanese-voices-only]] game. Hearing a Japanese ''seiyuu'' cheerfully say "Whaaaat?", "Very easy, ne!", or "NEVER GIVE UP!" is sure to put a grin on your face.

* The "Quirky" voice option. It's GratuitousEnglish galore in a [[NoDubForYou Japanese-voices-only]] game. Hearing a Japanese ''seiyuu'' cheerfully say "Whaaaat?", "Very easy, ne!" or "NEVER GIVE UP!" is sure to put a grin on your face.

* The "Quirky" voice option. It's GratuitousEnglish galore in a [[NoDubForYou Japanese-voices-only]] game. Hearing a Japanese ''seiyuu'' cheerfully say "Whaaaat?" or "NEVER GIVE UP!" is sure to put a grin on your face.

>'''"I'll report you to the authorities."'''

* Kvasir mentions that he's been [[PersonaNonGrata banned from every country he's visited]]...because he went [[NakedPeopleAreFunny streaking]] in each and every one of them.
* The Ninja class returns, and while Buccaneers and Yggdroids don't, their portraits are available as DLC. And there's also the Vampire "subclass" that you can activate by equipping a specific accessory. So now you can have, in a way, a Ninja Pirate Zombie or a Ninja Zombie Robot.

* Anyone who's played the series long enough knows to never trust squirrels, as they are notorious for field events in which they steal the player's [[EscapeRope Warp Wires / Ariadne Threads]]. In the locked-off section of the 2nd stratum, there are Fire Squirrel enemies that can [[CrossesTheLineTwice destroy your Ariadne Threads WITH A BATTLE SKILL]].

* In the fifth stratum, you'll encounter Steel Acorns that occasionally "square up" one turn and then [[TakingYouWithMe explode]] the next, attempting to inflict the Stone ailment to the entire party, but without doing any damage at all. However, Stone status got a {{Nerf}} in this game by not being counted as death and by becoming temporary, wearing off after a random number of turns or after the battle ends. So if the only enemies left are Steel Acorns and they "square up", you can sit back and relax as [[StupidSacrifice they pointlessly explode and give you the win]].

* After beating the second stratum's endboss, you gain access to [[PrestigeClass Legendary Titles]]. Egar explains how they work, and also points out that the Titles can be renamed however you want. The examples he gives include Fire Slinger, Zap Queen, and... ''Stabdaddy''.

* One of the first enemies you encounter is a Deadly Durian. Durians in real life are already memetically bad enough with their spiky husks and notoriously pungent smell; now imagine this stinky spiky fruit ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice actively trying to kill you]]''.

* With the introduction of subclasses, along with the Ninja and Buccaneer (Pirate) classes, it is possible to have a literal [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Ninja Pirate]] or the other way around. Or a Ninja Robot (Yggdroid) or Pirate Robot.

* With the introduction of subclasses, along with the Ninja and Buccaneer (Pirate) classes, it is possible to have a literal [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Ninja Pirate]] or the other way around.

* The Ninja class returns, and while Buccaneers don't, their portraits are available as DLC. And there's also the Vampire "subclass" that you can activate by equipping a specific accessory. So now you can have, in a way, a Ninja Pirate Zombie. Or at the least, a Ninja Zombie Robot by using the Yggdroid portraits.

* The Ninja class returns, and while Buccaneers don't, their portraits are available as DLC. And there's also the Vampire "subclass" that you can activate by equipping a specific accessory. So now you can have a Ninja Pirate Zombie. Or at the least, a Ninja Vampire Robot by using the Yggdroid portraits.

* The Ninja class returns, and while Buccaneers didn't, their portraits are available as DLC. And there's also the Vampire "subclass" that you can activate by equipping a specific accessory. So now you can have a Ninja Pirate Zombie. Or at the least, a Ninja Vampire Robot by using the Yggdroid portraits.

* Kvasir mentions that he's been [[PersonaNonGrata banned from every country he's visited]]...because he went [[NakedPeopleAreFunny streaking]] in each and every one of them.

!!Etrian Odyssey II: The Drowned City