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* When Jim and Peter confront Evil, the ultimate embodiment of evil is… Making muffins. The fact this isn’t remotely dwelled on makes it even funnier.
* [[FauxHorrific The tortures of Planet Heck,]] which include the Pit Sharp Cornered Coffee Tables, a DMV Office, and most terrible of all: the [[BitingTheHandHumor TV Network’s Conference Room.]]


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* [[DisproportionateRetribution Earthworm Jim blasting a waitress into oblivion for not washing her hands.]]
* The good clones of the villains: Good Queen Slug-For-Butt is a kindly old nanny who disarms the original Queen [[SkewedPriorities saying her scepter could poke an eye out,]] Evil the cat gets Good the cat who is flamboyant and affectionate, and Professor Monkey-For-A-Head gets a clone where the professor is the one speaking in ape and the monkey is the brain of the operation, whom the Professor immediately hits it off with.

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-->'''Monkey-Professor-For-A-Head:''' (Makes very frightening ooking sounds, clearly traumatized by the story)

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-->'''Monkey-Professor-For-A-Head:''' (Makes very frightening frightened ooking sounds, clearly traumatized by the story)



* The big splashy musical number that opens the episode.
* [[GoKartingWithBowser Bob playing cards with Jim and the other heroes.]]
--->'''Bob:''' Earthworm Jim! I shall destroy you!
--->'''Jim:''' (Completely deadpan) Now Bob, you promised if we let you play Poker with us you wouldn’t destroy anyone.
--->'''Bob:''' Alright… But if you don’t stop winning soon, I ain’t responsible!
* The bizarrely idyllic and normal life [[ItMakesSenseInContext Queen Slug… Lucy,]] has on earth. [[Series/ILoveLucy It looks familiar too.]]

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-->'''Monkey-Professor-For-A-Head:''' (Makes very frightening ooking sounds, clearly traumatized by the story)



-->'''Jim:''' (angrily) [[SuddenlyShouting BIG BIG BIG!!!]] [[CantTakeCriticism Always with the criticism!]] [[RunningGag GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!]]

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-->'''Jim:''' (angrily) [[SuddenlyShouting BIG BIG BIG!!!]] PICK PICK PICK!!!]] [[CantTakeCriticism Always with the criticism!]] [[RunningGag GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!]]



** And finally:

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** And finally:finally, when Jim has had enough:
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-->'''Evil:''' ''(reading)'' Just as the proper note can shatter a glass, so can the proper sound shatter the universe. This sound is a shriek made by the reeking beasts of Maloderin 6. Every beast must make the sound at once for it to work. The beast will only make the proper sound when they see... a fondue fork?! ''(talking)'' Of course... it's so obvious.
** Soon after, when Jim (after losing the book) struggles to remember what was on the page after the hippo, he and Peter decide to get near a reeking beast on Maloderin 6 to jog his memory.

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-->'''Evil:''' ''(reading)'' Just as the proper note can shatter a glass, so can the proper sound shatter the universe. This sound is a shriek made by the reeking beasts of Maloderin Malodoran 6. Every beast must make the sound at once for it to work. The beast will only make the proper sound when they see... a fondue fork?! ''(talking)'' Of course... it's so obvious.
** Soon after, when Jim (after losing the book) struggles to remember what was on the page after the hippo, he and Peter decide to get near a reeking beast on Maloderin Malodoran 6 to jog his memory.

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* This exchange when Jim and his clones prepare to shoot the assembled villains
--> '''Jims''': (simultaneously) Evildoers, prepare to be horribly mutilated!
--> '''Evil Jim''': Um, I should warn you. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna smart like the Dickens]].
--> '''Rest of the Villains''': (deadpan) We figured.
--> '''Jims''': Eat Dirt, Unpleasant smelling bad folks! (Laugh manically while blasting)

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* Jim gets [[WorthLivingFor teary-eyed]] he saved his beloved Terlawk Mall from certain destruction. Only for [[RunningGag the Cow]] (now gigantic) to drop down upon it, [[DropTheCow crushing it completely]].
-->'''Jim:''' Is it just me or is that Cow putting on weight?
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* When you complete a level, Jim will set up a see-saw that will launch him into the next one. Sometimes, the anvil he throws will [[AnvilOnHead land on him instead]]. Other times, the anvil will break the plank, and Jim has to call a taxi. Then, there are times where the taxi passes Jim by, and he must chase after it.
* Facing Bob the Killer Goldfish at the end of Anything But Tangerines. The barriers are opened to reveal Bob in his fishbowl and the word "FIGHT!" flashes on screen. Jim then reaches into the bowl and eats Bob.

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* When you kill a lawyer in ''What the Heck?'', they shout out "I'LL SUE!"

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* When you kill [[AcceptableTargets a lawyer lawyer]] in ''What the Heck?'', they shout out "I'LL SUE!"



* The ending of the first game; Jim makes it to Princess What's-Her-Name, and she puckers up to grant a SmoochOfVictory [[spoiler: and the cow you sent flying up at the beginning of the game lands on her, knocking them both into a river/pit of lava. Jim mopes for a moment...then grabs her crown and happily wanders off.]]

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* The ending of the first game; Jim makes it to Princess What's-Her-Name, and she puckers up to grant a SmoochOfVictory [[spoiler: and the cow you sent flying up at the beginning of the game lands on her, knocking them both into a river/pit of lava. Jim mopes for a moment... then grabs her crown and happily wanders off.]]


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* To win each segment of the Puppy Love levels, you need to bring a bomb that Psycrow throws from the control tower. When you do so, Peter Puppy [[OhCrap barks in horror]], pulls the bomb out of the chute and throws it back at the control tower whereupon it explodes.
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* A very subtle yet hilarious and somewhat easy to miss visual gag in this episode is that the heroes are fighting the big fish underwater...yet Bob ''sticks with his fishbowl and henchman method of transport''.
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* At the beginning of the episode when Jim and Peter visit the U.S. president.

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* At the beginning of the episode when Jim and Peter visit the U.S. president.president, who doesn't look like any particular real President.
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-->'''Jim:''' ''(angrily) GAH! What do you mean "invalid parameters"?! A thousand gigs of RAM and it can't answer a simple question!

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-->'''Jim:''' ''(angrily) ''(angrily)'' GAH! What do you mean "invalid parameters"?! A thousand gigs of RAM and it can't answer a simple question!
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-->'''Jim:''' (angrily) [[SuddenlyShouting BIG BIG BIG!!! Always with the criticism! GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!]]

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-->'''Jim:''' (angrily) [[SuddenlyShouting BIG BIG BIG!!! BIG!!!]] [[CantTakeCriticism Always with the criticism! criticism!]] [[RunningGag GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!]]

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* When Jim compliments Peter Puppy.
-->'''Jim:''' Great work, fuzz-buddy! You're a regular Larry Holmes!
-->'''Peter:''' [[GrammarNazi ..."Sherlock" Holmes?]]
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Jim:''' (angrily) [[SuddenlyShouting BIG BIG BIG!!! Always with the criticism! GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!]]

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* [[ExaggeratedTrope This entire scene is driven out of proportion ...and possibly beyond!]]
-->'''Narrator:''' Later, our heroes have an unexpected visitor.

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* [[ExaggeratedTrope This entire scene is driven out of proportion ...When Jim and possibly beyond!]]
-->'''Narrator:''' Later, our heroes
Peter have an unexpected visitor.



-->'''Jim:''' Enough of this witty banter, I'll get the door.
-->''(Jim opens the door)''
-->'''Evil ([[PaperThinDisguise disguised as a child]]):''' [[BadBadActing Oh boo-hoo and woe is me! I am a small child]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not a cat.]] [[BadBadActing I am so bored and wish I had some amusing book of which to entertain myself with.]]

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-->'''Jim:''' Enough of this witty banter, I'll
* This scene where Evil tries to
get the door.
-->''(Jim opens the door)''
titular book from Jim with his PaperThinDisguise.
-->'''Evil ([[PaperThinDisguise disguised (disguised as a child]]):''' child):''' [[BadBadActing Oh boo-hoo and woe is me! I am a small child]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not a cat.]] [[BadBadActing I am so bored and wish I had some amusing book of which to entertain myself with.]]



** Not only does Jim completely fall for Evil's obvious ruse, but he also becomes overwhelmingly ''emotional'' too. OF ALL PEOPLE!

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** [[IdiotBall Not only does Jim completely fall for Evil's obvious ruse, ruse,]] but he also becomes overwhelmingly gets ''emotional'' too. OF ALL PEOPLE!too.



--->'''Evil:''' (angrily): Just give me the book you fathead!
--->'''Jim:''' (stops crying): Oh right, sorry.
--->''(Jim hands the book to Evil. Evil gets a brief glimpse of it, then grins evilly)''
--->'''Evil:''' ''(EvilLaugh)'' Now, foolish worm! I shall destroy the universe! ''(runs away)''
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Jim:''' ''([[TooDumbtoLive shrugs, then goes back inside.]])''

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--->'''Evil:''' (angrily): Just give me the book you fathead!
--->'''Jim:''' (stops crying): Oh right, sorry.
--->''(Jim hands the book to Evil. Evil gets a brief glimpse of it, then grins evilly)''
--->'''Evil:''' ''(EvilLaugh)'' Now, foolish worm! I shall destroy the universe! ''(runs away)''
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Jim:''' ''([[TooDumbtoLive shrugs, then goes back inside.]])''



-->''[[(beat)]]''

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-->''[[(beat)]]''-->''(beat)''



* As Jim and Peter are being careered into a black hole. Jim tries to think of a way to escape while using his four hyper-intelligent brains.

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* As Jim and Peter are being careered into a black hole. Jim tries to think of a way to escape while using with his four hyper-intelligent brains.brains of a way to escape.

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* As Jim and Peter are being careered into a black hole.
-->'''Peter:''' I need time to fix the rocket!
-->'''Jim:''' I'll solve this problem with my four hyper-intelligent brains.

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* As Jim and Peter are being careered into a black hole.
-->'''Peter:''' I need time
hole. Jim tries to fix the rocket!
-->'''Jim:''' I'll solve this problem with my
think of a way to escape while using his four hyper-intelligent brains.



-->'''Brain #4:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Where the girls?]]

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-->'''Brain #4:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Where the]] [[AllMenArePerverts Where the girls?]]



-->'''Jim:''' Thus, Bob's evil plan is...

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-->'''Jim:''' [[BriefAccentImitation Vaya con Juevos, ya ornery varmint!]] Thus, Bob's evil plan is...



* While Jim and Peter are watching TV, an alarm sounds.
-->'''Peter:''' What the heck is that?!
-->'''Jim:''' [[LeaningontheFourthWall It's the plot development alarm!]]
--> ''(Jim receives a note from a fax machine)''

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* While Jim and Peter are watching TV, an alarm sounds.
-->'''Peter:''' What the heck is that?!
-->'''Jim:''' [[LeaningontheFourthWall It's
[[BreakingTheFourthWall the plot development alarm!]]
--> ''(Jim receives a note from a fax machine)''
alarm sounds]] and the script for the episode gets faxed over to him.



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-->'''Evil (disguised as a child):''' [[BadBadActing Oh boo-hoo and woe is me! I am a small child]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not a cat.]] [[BadBadActing I am so bored and wish I had some amusing book of which to entertain myself with.]]

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-->'''Evil (disguised ([[PaperThinDisguise disguised as a child):''' child]]):''' [[BadBadActing Oh boo-hoo and woe is me! I am a small child]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not a cat.]] [[BadBadActing I am so bored and wish I had some amusing book of which to entertain myself with.]]



-->'''Evil:''' [[BlatantLies Did I mention I'm NOT A CAT?]]

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-->'''Evil:''' [[BlatantLies -->'''Evil:''': [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Did I mention I'm NOT A CAT?]]



-->'''Brain #4:''' Where the girls?

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-->'''Brain #4:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Where the girls?
girls?]]

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--->'''Narrator:''' Is this the end for Peter and Jim? Will they be ground to paste? Will they be torn to bits? WILL THEIR BONES BE...?
--->'''Peter:''' ''(interrupts)'' Oh, give it a rest, will ya?
--->'''Narrator:''' Right. STAY TUNED!

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--->'''Narrator:''' -->'''Narrator:''' Is this the end for Peter and Jim? Will they be ground to paste? Will they be torn to bits? WILL THEIR BONES BE...?
--->'''Peter:''' -->'''Peter:''' ''(interrupts)'' Oh, give it a rest, will ya?
--->'''Narrator:''' -->'''Narrator:''' Right. STAY TUNED!
TUNED!

* While Jim uses his advanced computer...
-->'''Narrator:''' The super-advanced worm-puter, miracle of modern technology, does it usual, brilliant job.
-->'''Jim:''' ''(angrily) GAH! What do you mean "invalid parameters"?! A thousand gigs of RAM and it can't answer a simple question!

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* At the start of a RunningGag, Jim and Peter are at the International House of Haggis:

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* At the start of a RunningGag, Jim and Peter are at the International House of Haggis:Haggis; a place that no one ever goes, according to Jim.


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* The first cliffhanger
--->'''Narrator:''' Is this the end for Peter and Jim? Will they be ground to paste? Will they be torn to bits? WILL THEIR BONES BE...?
--->'''Peter:''' ''(interrupts)'' Oh, give it a rest, will ya?
--->'''Narrator:''' Right. STAY TUNED!
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-->'''Aliens:''' Ah! We Surrender.

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-->'''Aliens:''' Ah! Ah!! We Surrender.Surrender!



--->'''Aliens:''' Ah! We Surrender.

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--->'''Aliens:''' Ah! Ah!! We Surrender.Surrender!
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* When Psy-crow goes back to the coffee shop to try and regain his CaffeineBulletTime powers.

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* When The ending, when Psy-crow goes back to the coffee shop to try and regain his CaffeineBulletTime powers.



---> '''Jim''': Narrator! We have a line here!\\

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---> '''Jim''': Narrator! We have a line here!\\here!



---> '''Jim''': Then perhaps you like me to unleash these VOCAL CORD EATING INSECTS ON YA!!

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---> '''Jim''': Then perhaps you like me to unleash these VOCAL CORD EATING CORD-EATING INSECTS ON YA!!

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--> '''Narrator''': We join our heroes... ugh... you can see for yourselves. "Awful danger", blah blah blah.
--> '''Jim''': (snarky) Ah, narrator's too good for our predictable story structure, eh?
--> '''Peter''': Getting his self a 'TUDE!
--> '''Slug-For-A-Butt''': HELLO?? I'm going to destroy you here, REMEMBER?!
--> '''Jim''': Oh, sorry.
--> '''Narrator''': We rejoin our heroes exactly where they were just a minute ago, thank you ''so much'' for paying attention.

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--> **At the beginning when Jim and Peter are trembling in fear as Queen Slug-For-A-Butt aims a giant blaster at them:
--->
'''Narrator''': We join our heroes... ugh... you can see for yourselves. "Awful danger", blah blah blah.
--> ---> '''Jim''': (snarky) Ah, narrator's too good for our predictable story structure, eh?
--> ---> '''Peter''': Getting his self a 'TUDE!
-->
'tude!
--->
'''Slug-For-A-Butt''': HELLO?? I'm going to destroy you here, REMEMBER?!
--> ---> '''Jim''': Oh, sorry.
--> '''Narrator''': We rejoin our heroes exactly where they were just a minute ago, thank you ''so much'' for paying attention.
sorry.



--> '''Narrator''': Later, on ''another'' sound stage...

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': Later, on ''another'' sound stage...We rejoin our heroes exactly where they were just a minute ago, thank you ''so much'' for paying attention.



--> '''Narrator''': When we left our heroes... oh forget it, it doesn't really make much sense, anyway. I hate parodies.

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': When we left our heroes... oh forget it, it doesn't really make much sense, anyway. I hate parodies.Later, on ''another'' sound stage...



--> '''Narrator''': [[NarratingTheObvious Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed]] [[ViewersAreMorons since you can ACTUALLY SEE THEM!]]

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': [[NarratingTheObvious Later, When we left our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed]] [[ViewersAreMorons since you can ACTUALLY SEE THEM!]]heroes... oh forget it, it doesn't really make much sense, anyway. I hate parodies.



--> '''Narrator''': Ah, just make up your own line here! It's gotta be better than what's on the script. I mean, really.

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': Ah, just make up your own line here! It's gotta be better than what's on [[NarratingTheObvious Later, our heroes skip through the script. I mean, really.woods, which you may have noticed]] [[ViewersAreMorons since you can ACTUALLY SEE THEM!]]



--> '''Narrator''': Ugh... anyone mind if I skip the transition speech??
--> '''Wicked Witch''': Sure, I don't blame you. Blah, blah, blah, always the same.
--> '''Narrator''': You said it, sister.

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': Ugh... anyone mind if I skip Ah, just make up your own line here! It's gotta be better than what's on the transition speech??
--> '''Wicked Witch''': Sure,
script. I don't blame you. Blah, blah, blah, always the same.
--> '''Narrator''': You said it, sister.
mean, really.



--> '''Narrator''': Of course, the most horrific thing about being the narrator is the degrading hula girl outfit they make me wear.

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': Of course, Ugh... anyone mind if I skip the most horrific thing about being transition speech??
---> '''Wicked Witch''': Sure, I don't blame you. Blah, blah, blah, always
the narrator is the degrading hula girl outfit they make me wear.same.
---> '''Narrator''': You said it, sister.



--> '''Narrator''': All right, Mart- Marty, listen, you have to get me off this show NOW!

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--> ---> '''Narrator''': Of course, the most horrific thing about being the narrator is the degrading hula girl outfit they make me wear.
** And:
--->
'''Narrator''': All right, Mart- Marty, listen, you have to get me off this show NOW!



--> '''Jim''': Narrator! We have a line here!\\
--> '''Narrator''': (grumpy) I'm not in the ''mood''...
--> '''Jim''': Then perhaps you like me to unleash these VOCAL CORD EATING INSECTS ON YA!!
--> '''Narrator''': (frightened) Ah, I'LL SAY THE LINE! I'LL SAY THE LINE! (speedily) ''And so, Jim turns the queen's weapon against her, thwarting evil and saving the day.''
--> '''Jim''': THANK YOU.

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--> ---> '''Jim''': Narrator! We have a line here!\\
--> ---> '''Narrator''': (grumpy) I'm not in the ''mood''...
--> ---> '''Jim''': Then perhaps you like me to unleash these VOCAL CORD EATING INSECTS ON YA!!
--> ---> '''Narrator''': (frightened) Ah, I'LL SAY THE LINE! I'LL SAY THE LINE! (speedily) ''And so, Jim turns the queen's weapon against her, thwarting evil and saving the day.''
--> ---> '''Jim''': THANK YOU.

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At the beginning of the episode when Jim and Peter visit the U.S. president.
-->'''Jim:''' Pleased to meet you Mr... Hey, you don't look like the president!
-->'''President:''' I'm one of those generic presidents they use on TV to keep shows from becoming dated.
-->'''Jim:''' Oh. Well, pleased to meet you Mr "Generic" President.
* While Jim and Peter are bored right out of their minds doing nothing while watching TV.
-->'''TV ad:''' Are you broke? Out of work? Stuck in a rock? Well, that explains why you're watching mid-morning TV you lazy worthless goons! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

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*While Bob invades the planet of easily-frightened people...
-->'''Bob:''' Hello, I've come to conquer your planet.
-->'''Aliens:''' Ah! We Surrender.
-->'''Bob:''' Woah. You guys give up quicker than France!
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*The beginning scene where Jim and Peter stop Bob from flooding the universe by plugging up a gaint toilet.
-->'''Peter:''' We've got to do something!
-->'''Jim:''' Don't worry, Fuzz-Buddy. Fixing toilets is a snap for my four hyper-intelligent brains.
-->'''Jim's brains:''' In a right triangle, the square of the length of a hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides.
-->'''Jim:''' GAH! STUPID BRAINS! Don't you know anything besides the Pythagorean theorem?
**Then...
-->'''Peter:''' Jim... why don't you just jiggle the handle?
-->'''Jim:''' Peter, you old kettle drum, you're a genius!
-->'''Peter:''' (''Confused'') Kettle drum?
**After Jim jiggles the handle to prevent the toilet from overflowing...
-->'''Peter:''' What did you mean by "kettle drum"??
-->'''Jim:''' Don't question me.
**After Jim throws Bob's ship down the toilet.
-->'''Jim:''' Thus, Bob's evil plan is...
-->'''Peter:''' (interrupts) You think I'm getting FAT, don't you?! Fat like a kettle drum!
-->'''Jim:''' (angrily) Get off my back, DOG BOY!

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-->'''Principle:''' No. Too nice! You're a ''gym teacher'' for crying out loud! [[note]]It's especially funnier because earlier in the show, both Jim and Peter point out that the most horrible peril in all the universe is none other than... a gym teacher. Apparently, they're more perilous than a single cosmic black hole.[[/note]]

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-->'''Principle:''' No. Too nice! You're a ''gym teacher'' for crying out loud! [[note]]It's especially funnier because earlier in the show, both Jim and Peter point out that the most horrible peril in all the universe is none other than... a gym teacher. Apparently, they're more perilous than a single cosmic black hole.[[/note]]
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-->'''Principle:''' No. Too nice! You're a ''gym teacher'' for crying out loud!
---> It's especially funnier because earlier in the show, both Jim and Peter point out that the most horrible peril in all the universe is none other than... a gym teacher.

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-->'''Principle:''' No. Too nice! You're a ''gym teacher'' for crying out loud!
---> It's
loud! [[note]]It's especially funnier because earlier in the show, both Jim and Peter point out that the most horrible peril in all the universe is none other than... a gym teacher.
teacher. Apparently, they're more perilous than a single cosmic black hole.[[/note]]

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When Psycrow gets a job as a gym teacher and shoots at children with his laser gun.
-->(children scream and run)
-->'''Psy-Crow:''' (while shooting) MOVE IT! MOVE IT! Let's see some muscle, you disgusting little...!
-->(The Principle walks up)
-->'''Psy-Crow:''' What do you want?
-->'''Principle:''' I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go! For a gym teacher, you're just a little too...
-->'''Psy-Crow:''' Vicious and cruel?
-->'''Principle:''' No. Too nice! You're a ''gym teacher'' for crying out loud!
---> It's especially funnier because earlier in the show, both Jim and Peter point out that the most horrible peril in all the universe is none other than... a gym teacher.

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**



--> '''Jim''': (snark) Ah, narrator's too good for our predictable story structure, eh?

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--> '''Jim''': (snark) (snarky) Ah, narrator's too good for our predictable story structure, eh?



--> '''Narrator''': [[NarratingTheObvious Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed]] [[ViewersAreMorons SINCE YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THEM!]]

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--> '''Narrator''': [[NarratingTheObvious Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed]] [[ViewersAreMorons SINCE YOU CAN since you can ACTUALLY SEE THEM!]]



--> '''Wicked Witch''': Sure, I don't blame you. Blah, blah, blah, always the same.
--> '''Narrator''': You said it, sister.



** And:
--> '''Jim''': You've gotta help us!\\
'''Narrator''': Not in the ''mood''...

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** And:
And finally:
--> '''Jim''': You've gotta help us!\\
Narrator! We have a line here!\\
-->
'''Narrator''': Not (grumpy) I'm not in the ''mood''...
--> '''Jim''': Then perhaps you like me to unleash these VOCAL CORD EATING INSECTS ON YA!!
--> '''Narrator''': (frightened) Ah, I'LL SAY THE LINE! I'LL SAY THE LINE! (speedily) ''And so, Jim turns the queen's weapon against her, thwarting evil and saving the day.''
--> '''Jim''': THANK YOU.

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* All of the LemonyNarrator stuff,

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* All of the LemonyNarrator stuff,stuff, leaving the implication that the narrator is getting tired of his job.



--> '''Narrator''': We join our heroes... ugh... you can see for yourselves. "Awful danger", blah blah blah.
--> '''Jim''': (snark) Ah, narrator's too good for our predictable story structure, eh?
--> '''Peter''': Getting his self a 'TUDE!
--> '''Slug-For-A-Butt''': HELLO?? I'm going to destroy you here, REMEMBER?!
--> '''Jim''': Oh, sorry.



--> '''Narrator''': When we left our heroes... oh forget it, it doesn't really make much sense, anyway.

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--> '''Narrator''': When we left our heroes... oh forget it, it doesn't really make much sense, anyway. I hate parodies.



--> '''Narrator''': Ah, just make up your own line here! It's gotta be better than what's on the script. I mean, really.
** And:



--> '''Earthworm Jim''': You've gotta help us!\\

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--> '''Earthworm Jim''': '''Jim''': You've gotta help us!\\

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* When Psy-crow goes back to the coffee shop to try and regain his CaffeineBulletTime powers.
-->'''Psycrow:''' (AsideGlance) Oh well, here we go again!
-->(IrisOut, then Jim intervenes out of nowhere)
-->'''Jim:''' Hold it! You are NOT doing a "here we go again" ending on MY SHOW!
-->'''Psycrow:''' (mockingly) Well, what kind of ending do YOU want Mr. Too-Good-For-Standard-Cheesy-Cartoon-Endings?!"
-->'''Jim:''' Whaddaya think?
-->'''Psycrow:''' (suddenly worried) [[RunningGag ...The cow thing?]]
-->'''Jim:''' Annnnd... [[DropTheCow CUE THE COW!]]
-->''(Cow falls on Psycrow, crushing him.)''
-->'''Jim:''' Guh-ROOVY!
-->(IrisOut)

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