History Funny / EarthwormJim

* While a lot of the gags in ''3D'' kinda fall flat, there's something hilarious about the first stage beginning with a voice saying "It's a barnyard out there..."

--> '''Evil Cow''':You fools! I shall destroy you all! Starting with the lactose intolerant! Moo moo! Moo.

* The beginning scene where Jim and Peter stop Bob from flooding the universe by plugging up a gaint toilet.

* While Bob invades the planet of easily-frightened people...

-->'''Jim:''' Hold it! You are NOT doing a "here we go again" ending on MY SHOW!

-->(He proceeds to lay a massive beatdown on Queen Slug-for-a-butt)

* Facing Bob the Killer Goldfish at the end of Anything But Tangerines. The barriers are opened to reveal Bob in his fishbowl and the word "FIGHT!" flashes on screen. Jim then reaches into the bowl and eats Bob.

* "Well done." [[HeliumSpeech "Well done!"]] [[BassoProfundo "Well done."]]

* Jim's FailedAttemptAtDrama involving an IncrediblyLamePun:

* Among the many tasks the Sword has Earthworm Jim complete in his training, include doing the dishes, rerouting the bathtub and cleaning out the stables of the twelve incontinent bulls.

-->"'Blond Thug"': What they call it?

-->"Blond Thug": What they call it?

* When you kill a lawyer in ''What the Heck?'', they shout out "I'LL SUE!"

* The ending of the first game; Jim makes it to Princess What's-Her-Name, she puckers up to grant a SmoochOfVictory, and the cow you sent flying up at the beginning of the game lands on her, knocking them both into a river/pit of lava. Jim mopes for a moment... then grabs her crown and happily wanders off.
** The Special Edition adds an extended animation for Jim, pretty much turning him into the wolf from ''WesternAnimation/RedHotRidingHood'' as he howls, does an EyePop, and hits his head with a mallet repeatedly.
** The Special Edition's {{Easy Mode|Mockery}} ending: A long, scrolling fact dump about earthworm biology, with the guy reading the text scroll (Doug [=TenNapel=]) not really bothering to keep up with the text and ad-libbing LittleKnownFacts.

* The quiz show portion of "Villi People"/"Jim is a Blind Cave Salamander", with its hilarious MoonLogicPuzzle questions.

* The ending of the second game; And so, having defeated the nefarious '''COW''', our hero, '''COW''', wins back the heart of the lovely '''COW'''. In other words, Jim, the Princess and Psycrow -- aka the hero, the love interest and the BigBad -- all turn out to be cows in disguise.
* The bonus stage where Jim rides a stair lift, and has to avoid falling grannies while scottish bagpipes play in the background, even funnier when the grannies hit Jim on the head if they land in him.

* The bonus stage in 2 where Jim rides a stair lift and has to avoid falling Grannies while scottish bagpipes play in the background even funnier when the Grannies hit Jim on the head if they land in him.

[[folder: Animated Series ~ General]]

[[folder: Animated Series ~ Season 1]]

-->''(Someone knocks on the door)''
-->'''Jim:''' (to Peter) Were you expecting an unexpected visitor?
-->'''Peter:''' How can they be unexpected if I expect them?
-->'''Jim:''' Enough of this witty banter, I’ll get the door.

-->'''Evil (disguised as a child):''' [[BadBadActing Oh boo-hoo and woe is me! I am a small child]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not a cat.]] [[BadBadActing I am so bored and wish I had some amusing book of which to entertain myself with.]]
-->''(Jim gets all teary-eyed)''
-->'''Evil:''' [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Did I mention I'm NOT A CAT?]]

--->'''Jim:''' Poor suffering tyke.
--->''(Jim bursts into tears and hugs Evil the Cat, inadvertently suffocating him in the process.)''
--->'''Jim:''' Your piteous tale has touched my heart! My mind reels back to my own sad childhood! The horrible dank burrows! The constant hunger for decaying vegetation! [[LargeHam And the CROWS!! THE TERRIBLE, TRAGIC CROWWWWSSS!!!!!]]

-->'''Peter:''' Jim, what's that?!
-->'''Jim:''' The most horrible peril in all the universe!
-->'''Peter:''' A gym teacher?
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Jim:''' Okay, SECOND most horrible peril.

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[[folder: The Video Games]]

--> '''Psycrow:''' Simple. Go to where the rulers of the universe hang out and then -- ah-ah-ah -- start blastin' away like a lunatic!
'''Monkey Professor-For-A-Head:''' *questioning ook noises*\\

** Earlier, The Professor explains [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmJBEh0oSyA why he can't make a second suit]]:

* When you kill [[AcceptableTargets a lawyer]] in ''What the Heck?'', they shout out "I'LL SUE!"

-->'''Evil:''' ''(reading)'' Just as the proper note can shatter a glass, so can the proper sound shatter the universe. This sound is a shriek made by the reeking beasts of Malodoran 6. Every beast must make the sound at once for it to work. The beast will only make the proper sound when they see... a fondue fork?! ''(talking)'' Of course... it's so obvious.

-->'''Glasses Wearing Reeking Beast:''' (with an extremely thick English accent) Wotsat? Oh it looks like a cantaloupe don’t it?

--> "''Eat dirt, everyone in the vicinity!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!"

** As Jim, Peter, and Snot have to retrieve the suit.

** During the fight:

-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Why? Because a fruit cart, a stinking fruit cart, (starts breaking into tears) killed my pa!

-->'''Jim:''' I think they like you, Peter. \\
'''Peter''': THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!! \\

[[AC: Lounge Day's Journey Into Night]]

* The commercial bumper subplot involving Evil the Cat's latest nefarious plan to rule the universe: go to Hollywood and become a movie star! He gets plastic surgery, dental correction, and goes on to star on critically-acclaimed films and win an Oscar... Only to be thwarted when he finds himself too nervous to make his acceptance speech.