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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Oh yeah? Check it out! ''(Strains, a bell goes off and he pulls a loaf of bread from his coat)'' Actually, it's kinda handy. If I pull the monkey's tail I can make pumpernickel.

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Oh yeah? Check it out! ''(Strains, a bell goes off and he pulls a loaf of bread from his coat)'' Actually, it's kinda handy. If I pull the monkey's tail tail, I can make pumpernickel.
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-->Ahhhh, a bug! Ahhhh, air!

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-->Ahhhh, a bug! Ahhhh, air!air!
-->Ahhhh, something green! Ahhhh, something not green!
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-->''(Cut to a shot of Psy-Crow's REALLY weirded out face)''

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-->''(Cut to a shot of Psy-Crow's REALLY weirded out face)''face)''
* The Planet of Easily Frightened People.
-->Ahhhh, a bug! Ahhhh, air!
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** When asked who kidnapped Santa, [[LawyerFriendlyCameo a reindeer who is totally not Rudolph]] describes the culprit as being a disgusting insect with a butt the size of a Macy's parade float. It turns out to be Queen Slug-for-a-butt, but Jim's first guess is [[TakeThat Rush Limbaugh]].
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* Jim's fruitless attempts to eat a nut log, including boiling it in hot water, running it over with a motorcycle, shooting it repeatedly with his gun, and eventually using it to shatter an unbreakable crystal scepter.
-->'''Peter:''' I don't think that's meant to be eaten, Jim. I think that's meant to anchor ships during storms.
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** EArlier, The Professor explains why he can't make a second suit;

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** EArlier, Earlier, The Professor explains why he can't make a second suit;



-->'''PSy-Crow:''' Pfft! You're not a bread-maker!

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-->'''PSy-Crow:''' -->'''Psy-Crow:''' Pfft! You're not a bread-maker!
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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Correction...an ordinary...really big person...

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Correction...an ordinary...really big person...person...
** EArlier, The Professor explains why he can't make a second suit;
-->'''Professor: Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Well, I could, but the suit's power comes from the Battery of the Gods, and I only had one. I tried to get another, but the gods turned me into a bread-maker.
-->'''PSy-Crow:''' Pfft! You're not a bread-maker!
-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Oh yeah? Check it out! ''(Strains, a bell goes off and he pulls a loaf of bread from his coat)'' Actually, it's kinda handy. If I pull the monkey's tail I can make pumpernickel.
-->''(Cut to a shot of Psy-Crow's REALLY weirded out face)''
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* Anything involving a [[DropTheCow cow]] deserves special mention (particularly the second game's ending, where it's revealed that the BigBad, the DistressedDamsel, and TheHero are all actually cows).

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* Anything involving a [[DropTheCow cow]] deserves special mention (particularly the second game's ending, where it's revealed that the BigBad, the DistressedDamsel, and TheHero are all actually cows).as mentioned above).





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\n* While a lot of the gags in ''3D'' kinda fall flat, there's something hilarious about the first stage beginning with a voice saying "It's a barnyard out there..."

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* At the beginning of 'Conqueror Worm', Jim and Peter are hanging at the Terlawk Mall with The Mighty Hamstinator. However, Hamsty can't get over his habit of stuffing random things in his cheeks, leading to this line...

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* At the beginning of 'Conqueror Worm', "Conqueror Worm", Jim and Peter are hanging at the Terlawk Mall with The Mighty Hamstinator. However, Hamsty can't get over his habit of stuffing random things in his cheeks, leading to this line...



** As Jim, Peter and Snot have to retrieve the suit.
-->'''Narrator:''' ...But how can our heroes ever hope to get past the sinister guards?\\
''(Jim, Peter and Snot calmly stroll by)''\\
'''Peter:''' Evenin', guys!\\
'''Guard 1:''' Evenin'. ''(beat)'' Did a giant worm, a talking dog and a smiling booger just go by?\\
'''Guard 2:''' Yep.\\
'''Guard 1:''' ''(picking up the phone)'' Hello, DNA lab? Whatever you guys are doin' in there, CUT IT OUT!
** During the fight:
--->'''Jim:''' I've been thinking about this whole "exact opposite" thing. Since I hate losing, ''you'' must love it! So why not give up right now?\\
'''Evil Jim:''' Oh, don't be so literal-minded.
** "Feel the awesome power of your own left fist!"



** This bit:
-->'''Jim:''' Here is your pony. [[NoodleIncident Don't feed the pony rocks like you did with the cat]].



* From "Conqueror Worm," as Jim, Peter and Snot have to retrieve the suit.
-->'''Narrator:''' ...But how can our heroes ever hope to get past the sinister guards?\\
''(Jim, Peter and Snot calmly stroll by)''\\
'''Peter:''' Evenin', guys!\\
'''Guard 1:''' Evenin'. ''(beat)'' Did a giant worm, a talking dog and a smiling booger just go by?\\
'''Guard 2:''' Yep.\\
'''Guard 1:''' ''(picking up the phone)'' Hello, DNA lab? Whatever you guys are doin' in there, CUT IT OUT!
** During the fight:
--->'''Jim:''' I've been thinking about this whole "exact opposite" thing. Since I hate losing, ''you'' must love it! So why not give up right now?\\
'''Evil Jim:''' Oh, don't be so literal-minded.
** "Feel the awesome power of your own left fist!"



-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Correction...an ordinary...really big person...
* This bit from the ChristmasEpisode:
-->'''Jim:''' Here is your pony. [[NoodleIncident Don't feed the pony rocks like you did with the cat]].

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Correction...an ordinary...really big person...
* This bit from the ChristmasEpisode:
-->'''Jim:''' Here is your pony. [[NoodleIncident Don't feed the pony rocks like you did with the cat]].
person...
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-->'''Peter:''' ''(Eating)'' This haggis stuff is great! I wonder why nobody comes here?
-->'''Jim:''' That's because haggis is the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in its own stomach.

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-->'''Peter:''' ''(Eating)'' ''(eating)'' This haggis stuff is great! I wonder why nobody comes here?
-->'''Jim:''' ''(deadpan)'' That's because haggis is the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in its own stomach.



-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' An ordinary...really big person...

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' An Correction...an ordinary...really big person...
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* The [[DropTheCow cow]]. Just, [[OncePerEpisode the cow]].
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* This bit from the ChristmasEpisode:
-->'''Jim:''' Here is your pony. [[NoodleIncident Don't feed the pony rocks like you did with the cat]].
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'''Guard 1:''' Evenin'. ''(beat)'' Did a giant worm, a talking worm and a smiling booger just go by?\\

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'''Guard 1:''' Evenin'. ''(beat)'' Did a giant worm, a talking worm dog and a smiling booger just go by?\\
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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' That's because you now have the strength of an ''ordinary'' guy!

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' That's because you now have the strength of an ''ordinary'' guy!''ordinary person!''



-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' An ordinary...really big guy...

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' An ordinary...really big guy...person...

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* '''Narrator:''' ...But how will they get past the sinister guards?
-->'''Peter (Calmly strolling by):''' Hey there!
-->'''Guard:''' Evenin'.

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* '''Narrator:''' ...From "Conqueror Worm," as Jim, Peter and Snot have to retrieve the suit.
-->'''Narrator:''' ...
But how will they can our heroes ever hope to get past the sinister guards?
-->'''Peter (Calmly strolling by):''' Hey there!
-->'''Guard:''' Evenin'.
guards?\\
''(Jim, Peter and Snot calmly stroll by)''\\
'''Peter:''' Evenin', guys!\\
'''Guard 1:''' Evenin'. ''(beat)'' Did a giant worm, a talking worm and a smiling booger just go by?\\
'''Guard 2:''' Yep.\\
'''Guard 1:''' ''(picking up the phone)'' Hello, DNA lab? Whatever you guys are doin' in there, CUT IT OUT!
** During the fight:
--->'''Jim:''' I've been thinking about this whole "exact opposite" thing. Since I hate losing, ''you'' must love it! So why not give up right now?\\
'''Evil Jim:''' Oh, don't be so literal-minded.
** "Feel the awesome power of your own left fist!"



-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' An ordinary...really big guy...

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' An ordinary...really big guy...

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-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Now you're just an ordinary guy.
-->Jim tackles him.
-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' A really huge ordinary guy...

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-->'''Jim:''' Leaping out of the way...isn't as easy as it used to be.
-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Now you're just That's because you now have the strength of an ordinary guy.
-->Jim
''ordinary'' guy!
-->''(Jim
tackles him.
him)''
-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' A An ordinary...really huge ordinary big guy...

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* Anything involving a [[DropTheCow cow]] deserves special mention (particularly the second game's ending, where it's revealed that the BigBad, the DistressedDamsel, and TheHero are all actually cows).
* The Bob the Killer Goldfish [[AnticlimaxBoss "boss battles"]] in both games.

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-->'''Guard:''' Evenin'.

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-->'''Guard:''' Evenin'.Evenin'.
*After replacing Jim's suit with a weak replica.
-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' Now you're just an ordinary guy.
-->Jim tackles him.
-->'''Professor Monkey-For-A-Head:''' A really huge ordinary guy...
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--> "''Eat dirt, everyone in the vicinity!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!"



-->''(Peter freezes)''

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-->''(Peter freezes)''freezes)''
* '''Narrator:''' ...But how will they get past the sinister guards?
-->'''Peter (Calmly strolling by):''' Hey there!
-->'''Guard:''' Evenin'.
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* At the beginning of ChristmasEpisode, Jim gives Queen Slug-For-A-Butt a present.
-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(She opens box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''

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* At the beginning of the ChristmasEpisode, Jim gives Queen Slug-For-A-Butt a present.
-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(She opens the box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''
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-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(She opens box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''

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-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(She opens box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''YEAR!''
* At the start of a RunningGag, Jim and Peter are at the International House of Haggis;
-->'''Peter:''' ''(Eating)'' This haggis stuff is great! I wonder why nobody comes here?
-->'''Jim:''' That's because haggis is the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in its own stomach.
-->''(Peter freezes)''
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-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(SHe opens box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''

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-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(SHe ''(She opens box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''
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'''Jim:''' [''laughing''] Well, that just proves it.

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'''Jim:''' [''laughing''] Well, that just proves it.it.
* At the beginning of ChristmasEpisode, Jim gives Queen Slug-For-A-Butt a present.
-->'''Queen:''' For me? You shouldn't have. ''(SHe opens box which blows up)'' You gave me that ''LAST YEAR!''
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-->'''Jim:''' I think they like you, Peter.
--> '''Peter''': THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!!
-->'''Jim:''' (laughing) Well that just proves it.

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-->'''Jim:''' I think they like you, Peter.
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Peter. \\
'''Peter''': THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!!
-->'''Jim:''' (laughing) Well
FLESH!! \\
'''Jim:''' [''laughing''] Well,
that just proves it.

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* The ending of the first game; Jim makes it to Princess What's-Her-Name, and she puckers up to grant a SmoochOfVictory [[spoiler: and the cow you sent flying up at the beginning of the game lands on her. Jim mopes for a moment...then grabs her crown.]]
* The ending of the second game; [[spoiler: And so, having defeated the nefarious '''COW''', our hero, '''COW''', wins back the heart of the lovely '''COW'''.]]

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* The ending of the first game; Jim makes it to Princess What's-Her-Name, and she puckers up to grant a SmoochOfVictory [[spoiler: and the cow you sent flying up at the beginning of the game lands on her.her, knocking them both into a river/pit of lava. Jim mopes for a moment...then grabs her crown.crown and happily wanders off.]]
* The ending of the second game; [[spoiler: And so, having defeated the nefarious '''COW''', our hero, '''COW''', wins back the heart of the lovely '''COW'''. In other words, Jim, the Princess and Psycrow -- aka the hero, the love interest and the big bad -- all turn out to be cows in disguise.]]



--> '''Peter''': THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!!

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--> '''Peter''': THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!!FLESH!!
-->'''Jim:''' (laughing) Well that just proves it.
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* The ending of the second game; [[spoiler: And so, having defeated the nefarious '''COW''', our hero, '''COW''', wins back the heart of the lovely '''COW'''.]]
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-->'''Jim:''' I think they like you, Peter.
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-->'''Jim:''' Hamsty! Get that cheese hostess out of your mouth! You don't know where she's been! Ishy! Ishy!

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-->'''Jim:''' Hamsty! Get that cheese hostess out of your mouth! You don't know where she's been! Ishy! Ishy!Ishy!
* The Enchanted Snail Petting Zoo.
--> '''Peter''': THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!!
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* Or anytime Jim goes into LargeHam mode. Which would be about 90% of the time.

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* Or anytime Jim goes into LargeHam mode. Which would be about 90% of the time.time.
* At the beginning of 'Conqueror Worm', Jim and Peter are hanging at the Terlawk Mall with The Mighty Hamstinator. However, Hamsty can't get over his habit of stuffing random things in his cheeks, leading to this line...
-->'''Jim:''' Hamsty! Get that cheese hostess out of your mouth! You don't know where she's been! Ishy! Ishy!
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!!Games

* The ending of the first game; Jim makes it to Princess What's-Her-Name, and she puckers up to grant a SmoochOfVictory [[spoiler: and the cow you sent flying up at the beginning of the game lands on her. Jim mopes for a moment...then grabs her crown.]]

!!Animated Series

* Basically anything the LemonyNarrator says.
* Or anytime Jim goes into LargeHam mode. Which would be about 90% of the time.

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