History Funny / DoctorWhoClassicSeries

** Jamie and Zoe formulate a plan to escape the Master, only for a robot to arrive to capture them. They run off to escape it, only to come face to face with another one. They TakeAThirdOption and turn another way, but run into ''another'' robot waiting there as well.

** When the Doctor and Vicki are forced to do the Drahmin's dirty work for them, but they have yet to unlock the door to let them out, prompting him to shout at the Drahmin leader without a shred of fear in his voice.

''Mordred:'' ''[watching them escape]'' ''[[AmazonChaser Magnificent!!!]]''\\

'''Ancelyn:''' [*panics*]

''Mordred:'' ''[watching them escape]'' ''[[AmazonChaser Magnificent!!!]]''

'''The Doctor:''' ''Do'' you? Well watch out I don't ''slosh'' you with it! ''[flings the bucket at Mike]''

** The entire bit where the Doctor has to disguise himself to get into the offices, first as an incredibly boring milkman with a very strong accent, then as a Welsh cleaning lady, not to mention the fact that he ''looks perfectly at home disguised as a washer woman.''. Mike Yates' reaction to his disguise is the best part.

'''The Doctor:''' Do you? Well watch out I don't ''slosh'' you with it! ''[flings the bucket at Mike]''

-->'''Captain Briggs''': What a shame, I've just composed a particuarly nasty obituary for him.

* While Ace is listening to the TV, the announcer says this, before the scene changes rapidly: "This is BBC television. The time is a quarter past five and Saturday viewing continues with an adventure in the new science fiction series, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Doc]]..."

** Side character Earl is introduced playing the blues on a harmonica. When the guards drive by, he switches to a more upbeat tune and gets a reward fo being happy.

* While Ace is listening to the TV, the announcer says this, before the scene changes rapidly: "This is BBC television. The time is a quarter past five and Saturday viewing continues with an adventure in the new science fiction series, Doc..."

'''Dalek:''' [[AC: [[CatchPhrase You must be]] [[CatchphraseInterruptus exteeeeerrrrmmmm...]]]]\\

* This exchange from [[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E2TheAbominableSnowmen "The Abominable Snowmen"]]:

** The Doctor is planning to sacrifice himself, and the Brig is determined to pull a MoreExpendableThanYou. So how does he do it? [[LookBehindYou He points over the Doctor's shoulder at an imaginary spaceship]], and the Doctor ''actually falls for the oldest trick in the book,'' before getting clobbered.

** Wormsley announces that the alien writing is indecipherable so far. The Doctor tells him that it says, "Dig hole here."
--->'''Wormsley:''' What does it say that in?\\

** He then instructs Ace to put down a Nitro-9 charge with a timer of oh, say, 60 seconds, and leads Wormsley away. After about 10 seconds, the three of them dive for cover as it explodes. Ace looks up sheepishly, and the Doctor props his chin on his hand and gives her a long-suffering look.

** Wormsley tells Ancelyn about how the Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in pure white, rose from the water to give Arthur Excalibur. As they watch, the blade once again pierces the surface of the water... being held by a sopping wet Ace.

** Pat is very angry that they're being evacuated, and Wormsley joins them, announcing that he's not going to leave, and is determined not to stand for any nonsense. A quick bit of hypnotism from the Doctor, and they're suddenly very eager to leave, determined not to stand for any nonsense. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent The Brigadier is clearly failing to smother a smile.]]

''[[NotSoAboveItAll Romana gives a half-hearted little wave]]''\\

** The Doctor announces in a deliberately [[LargeHam overdone]] BadassBaritone that "I wouldn't even say no to a salami sandwich." ItMakesSenseInContext.

'''Ben:''' [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets Oh, he's not a politician then]]!

** Hawk and Weismuller continuing the glorious tradition of ThoseTwoGuys within ''Doctor Who'', combined with a heavy dose of TakeThat at [[AcceptableTarget Americans]]:

-->'''Marcus''': In the priest-hole.

'''Sarah Jane:''' ''[appalled]'' What subservient poppycock. You're still living in the Middle Ages![[note]]The story '''''is''''' set in the Middle Ages.[[/note]]