History Funny / BlazingSaddles

* Hedley, after being shot and spotting Douglas Fairbanks's feet on the Hollywood Walk of Fame: "How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet??!" He then uses the last of his strength to leave his own mark on the Walk of Fame, down to his signature.

-->"Hey! The sheriff is a ni-" ''[bell rings]''

-->"Hey! The sheriff is a nig-" ''[bell rings]''

-->"No, goldangit dangblammit! The sheriff is a NIG-" ''[bell rings]''

'''Howard Johnson''': We don't care if it's the first act of ''Theatre/HenryV'', we're leaving!

*** "[[TooFumbToLive Mongo like candy.]]"

--->'''Bart:''' Man, you are so smart. ''(to camera)'' And they are so ''stupid''!

*** "[[WhatAnIdiot Mongo like candy.]]"

* "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ...Ass-kickers, shit-kickers, AND METHODISTS!]]" And during the whole increasingly LargeHam LongList, Taggart has been trying to find a paper and pencil, finally coming up with them right as Hedley finishes. "Could you repeat that, sir?"

---> '''Governor Will J. Le Petomane:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolIS6PfJfQ Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work...]]''(Leans over to talk to the [[DistractedByTheSexy voluptuous]] [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[SexySecretary red-headed secretary's]] [[CleavageWindow cleavage]].)'' Hello, boys! Have a good-night's rest? I missed you!

*** And just to emphasize the cartoonish silliness of the scene, it ends with the orchestra playing "Merrily We Roll Along"[[note]]Better known as the theme to ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''[[/note]] as a {{sting}}.
** "The bitch was inventing the Candy-gram." [[DudeWheresMyReward "Probably won't even give me credit for it."]]

*** And just to emphasize the cartoonish silliness of the scene, it ends with the orchestra playing [[ThemeTuneCameo the outro of]] WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes.

* "As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy laurel, and hardy handshake]] to our new..... ''[sees Bart]'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption nigger]]."

* When Governor Le Petomane is told that Bart is Rock Ridge's new mayor, he grabs who he thinks is Hedley and says, "Can't you see that man is a ni...", but cuts himself short when he realizes he grabbed Bart instead. Then he grabs Hedley and says the exact same thing, cutting himself off before saying the offending word and everything.

* "[[CasualDangerDialogue Am I wrong, or is the world... rising?]]"
** "[[CasualDangerDialogue I dunno, but whatever it is,]] ''[[CasualDangerDialogue I hate it."]]''

* The campfire scene. Cowboys + baked beans...
** One of the first fart jokes on film. As Creator/MelBrooks himself once said, "It truly broke ground, and it broke wind."
--->'''Lyle:''' How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
---> '''Taggart:''' I'd say you've had enough! *Waving off the stink with his hat*

* [[SpellMyNameWithAnS IT'S HEDLEY!]]
** Especially when said to the woman who's actually talking about Hedy Lamarr.
---> '''Lady at Grauman's Chinese Theatre:''' Look, Herman, I'm in Hedy Lamar's shoes!\\

* Waco Kid: [[http://youtu.be/txrikNFX-8E You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.]]
** Apparently, the "morons" part of the line was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]], and you can clearly see Cleavon Little struggling not to crack up right there.
*** While he is struggling at the start, as if he's thinking "He's going to say something funny, I just know it," [[{{Corpsing}} he breaks down into tears of all the laughter]] the second he hears "morons".

* "...our town is turning into shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..."
** Arguably made even funnier in the censored TV version, where the word is covered up by a [[BrownNote really horrible-sounding fart-like organ note]].

* "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ...Ass-kickers, shit-kickers, AND METHODISTS!]]"
** And during the whole increasingly LargeHam LongList, Taggart has been trying to find a paper and pencil, finally coming up with them right as Hedley finishes. "Could you repeat that, sir?"

** "The bitch was inventing the Candy-gram."
*** [[DudeWheresMyReward "Probably won't even give me credit for it."]]

* "The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean" *BELCH* *SPIT*
* "You know, [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche Nietzsche]] says, "Out of chaos comes order."" "Oh, blow it out yer ass, Howard!"

-->"Hey! The sheriff is a nig-" *bell rings*

-->"No, goldangit dangblammit! The sheriff is a NIG-" *bell rings*

--> "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try and get a little track laid, not to [[SucksAtDancing hop around like a buncha Kansas City faggots!"]]

** "Raise your right hand. (''everyone raises their '''left''' hand'') RIGHT!" (''Saluting Nazis promptly switch hands'')
* "As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy laurel, and hardy handshake]] to our new..... *sees Bart* [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption nigger]]."

** Now who can argue with that?
*** '''''RAVID!'''''

** "[[CampGay A-one and a-two and]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice WATCH ME, FAGGOTS!]]''"
*** Note that director Buddy Bizarre is [[HypocriticalHumor equally as camp]] as the featured dancers.

--> '''Buddy''': Shit. Have you got it?!\\

--> '''Buddy''': What in the hell do you think you're doing here?! This is a closed set!
--> '''Taggart''': Piss on you, [[NoFourthWall I'm working for Mel Brooks!]]
--> '''Buddy''': ''(Cringes)'' Not in the face! ''(Taggart punches him in the stomach, he stumbles)'' Thank you. ''(faints)''
--> '''Dancer''': They've hit Buddy! ''(to rest of the trope)'' C'mon girls! ''(They join in on the fight)''

*** A [=YouTube=] commenter pointed out a spectacularly brilliant StealthPun:
--> '''Director''': What are you doing here? This is a closed-set! [[note]] As in, the CampGay dancers are all in the [[IncrediblyLamePun closed set.]] [[/note]]

** "They said you was hung!" "And they was right!"

--> '''Governor Will J. Le Petomane:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolIS6PfJfQ Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work...]]''(Leans over to talk to the [[DistractedByTheSexy voluptuous]] [[BuxomIsBetter busty]] [[SexySecretary red-headed secretary's]] [[CleavageWindow cleavage]].)'' Hello, boys! Have a good-night's rest? I missed you!

* This:
-->'''Hedley Lamarr:''' My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives!\\

* During the climax, Hedley tries to get a student price for his movie ticket:
--> '''Cashier''': Are you kidding?!
--> '''Hedley''': (pays the full price) ...Pain in the ass...

--> ''(spits out his raisinets)'' Shit!

--> '''Lili''': What's your name?
--> '''Tex''': Tex, ma'am!
--> '''Lili''': All right, "Tex Ma'am", are you in show business?
--> '''Tex''': No.
--> '''Lili''': Then why don't you get your fwiggin' ''feet'' off the stage! (kicks his feet down; audience hoots and hollers)

** "Anybody got a dime? Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
*** The thugs then proceed to ride through the toll booth one at a time, with none of them considering that this might be a trick ''and just riding around it.''

* The local schoolmarm is asked to read a letter she wrote to the governor. When the audience starts complaining about her quiet voice, [[UnaccustomedAsIAmToPublicSpeaking she apologizes for it]], and then [[SuddenlyShouting continues at volume levels that would make a fire-and-brimstone preacher proud]], making everyone in the room jump.
** And of course, the speech itself: "We, the white, God-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state."
* This exchange, when Hedley and Taggart are discussing how to run everyone out of Rock Ridge:
--> '''Taggart''': I got it, I got it! We'll work up a Number Six on them!\\

** And that's after Taggart's first idea gets rejected:
--->'''Taggart''': We'll kill the first-born male child in every household!\\
'''Hedley:''' ''[considers for a moment]'' Too Jewish.

* Hedley, after being shot and spotting Douglas Fairbanks's feet on the Hollywood Walk of Fame: "How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet??!" ''(dies)''

*** Note that director Buddy Bizarre, is [[HypocriticalHumor equally as camp]] as the featured dancers.

*** Note that the Director is [[HypocriticalHumor equally as camp]] as the featured dancers.

--> '''Director''': Shit. Have you got it?!\\
'''Dancers''': Yessssss\\
'''Director''': Sounds like steam escaping.

--> '''Director''': What in the hell do you think you're doing here?! This is a closed set!

--> '''Director''': ''(Cringes)'' Not in the face! ''(Taggart punches him in the stomach, he stumbles)'' Thank you. ''(Drop)''
--> '''Dancer''': They hit Buddy! ''(to rest of the trope)'' C'mon girls! ''(They join in on the fight)''

* At the request for a "nigger work song", Bart and the workers respond with a lovely ''{{a capella}}'' version of "I Get a Kick Out of You" by Music/ColePorter. The look on Lyle's face is priceless.

* At the request for a "nigger work song", Bart and the workers respond with a lovely ''a capella'' version of "I Get a Kick Out of You" by Music/ColePorter. The look on Lyle's face is priceless.

--> "What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?! I hired you to get a little track laid, not to dance around like a buncha Kansas City faggots!"

* Bart and Jim trying to infiltrate Hedley's gang by [[WhereTheWhiteWomenAt luring away]] a pair of Ku Klux Klansmen and [[DressingAsTheEnemy stealing their robes]]:

'''Townspeople''' (''standing in awe''): Randolph Scott!\\

** "[[CasualDangerDialogue I dunno, but whatever it is, I hate it."]]

* Mongo punching a horse.