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'''Hedley:''' ''Kinky!'' Sign here.
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'''Hedley:''' ''Kinky!'' Sign here.\\
''(Bart goes to sign the paper, but accidentally reveals his obviously African-American hands)''\\
'''"Klansman"!Jim:''' ''(panicking)'' What have I told you about washing up after a weekly cross burning?! See, its coming off. ''(Taggart whips off the KKK hood to reveal Bart)''\\
'''Bart:''' And now, for my next impression...JesseOwens! ''(runs away)''\\
'''Hedley:''' ''(as the rest of the hired goons give chase)'' Catch them! SEIZE THEM!!\\
'''Taggart:''' WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!! \\
'''Hedley''': ''(cringing in disgust)'' ..."Head them off at the pass?" I HATE that cliche! ''([[DisproportionateRetribution Shoots Taggart in the foot]])
''(Bart goes to sign the paper, but accidentally reveals his obviously African-American hands)''\\
'''"Klansman"!Jim:''' ''(panicking)'' What have I told you about washing up after a weekly cross burning?! See, its coming off. ''(Taggart whips off the KKK hood to reveal Bart)''\\
'''Bart:''' And now, for my next impression...JesseOwens! ''(runs away)''\\
'''Hedley:''' ''(as the rest of the hired goons give chase)'' Catch them! SEIZE THEM!!\\
'''Taggart:''' WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!! \\
'''Hedley''': ''(cringing in disgust)'' ..."Head them off at the pass?" I HATE that cliche! ''([[DisproportionateRetribution Shoots Taggart in the foot]])
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--->'''"Klansman"!Jim:''' What have I told you about washing up after a weekly cross burning?! See, its coming off. *Taggart whips off the KKK hood to reveal Bart*
--->'''Bart:''' And now, for my next impression... JesseOwens! *Makes a break for it*
--->'''Hedley:''' Catch them! SEIZE THEM!!
--->'''Taggart:''' WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!! *Hedley visibly cringes in disgust.*
--->'''Hedley''': "Head them off at the pass?" I HATE that cliche! *Shoots Taggart in the foot*
--->'''Bart:''' And now, for my next impression... JesseOwens! *Makes a break for it*
--->'''Hedley:''' Catch them! SEIZE THEM!!
--->'''Taggart:''' WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!! *Hedley visibly cringes in disgust.*
--->'''Hedley''': "Head them off at the pass?" I HATE that cliche! *Shoots Taggart in the foot*
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* [[DoubleEntendre "Excuse me while I whip this out..." *GASP*... *whew*
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* [[DoubleEntendre "Excuse me while I whip this out..." *GASP*... *whew**whew*]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLDmgU2Alw The April in Paris scene]]. So damn strange, it makes even LESS sense in context. And it's all the funnier for it.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLDmgU2Alw The April in Paris scene]]. So damn strange, it makes even LESS sense in context. And it's all the funnier for it.it.
* [[DoubleEntendre "Excuse me while I whip this out..." *GASP*... *whew*
* [[DoubleEntendre "Excuse me while I whip this out..." *GASP*... *whew*
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--->'''Lyle:''' How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
---> '''Taggart:''' I'd say you've had enough! *Waving off the stink with his hat*
---> '''Taggart:''' I'd say you've had enough! *Waving off the stink with his hat*
** When Bart accidentally exposes himself by attempting to sign the registration...with his obviously African-American hands.
--->'''"Klansman"!Jim:''' What have I told you about washing up after a weekly cross burning?! See, its coming off. *Taggart whips off the KKK hood to reveal Bart*
--->'''Bart:''' And now, for my next impression... JesseOwens! *Makes a break for it*
--->'''Hedley:''' Catch them! SEIZE THEM!!
--->'''Taggart:''' WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!! *Hedley visibly cringes in disgust.*
--->'''Hedley''': "Head them off at the pass?" I HATE that cliche! *Shoots Taggart in the foot*
--->'''"Klansman"!Jim:''' What have I told you about washing up after a weekly cross burning?! See, its coming off. *Taggart whips off the KKK hood to reveal Bart*
--->'''Bart:''' And now, for my next impression... JesseOwens! *Makes a break for it*
--->'''Hedley:''' Catch them! SEIZE THEM!!
--->'''Taggart:''' WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!! *Hedley visibly cringes in disgust.*
--->'''Hedley''': "Head them off at the pass?" I HATE that cliche! *Shoots Taggart in the foot*
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---> Lady at Grauman's Chinese Theatre: "I'm standing in Hedy Lamar's footprints!\\
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---> Lady at Grauman's Chinese Theatre: "I'm standing "Look, Herman, I'm in Hedy Lamar's footprints!\\shoes!\\
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* Hedley's glorious NewEraSpeech / ChewingTheScenery scene: "You will only be risking your lives, whilst I shall almost certainly be risking [[NoFourthWall an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor!!]]"
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* Hedley's glorious NewEraSpeech / ChewingTheScenery scene: "You will only be risking your lives, whilst I shall almost certainly be risking [[NoFourthWall an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor!!]]"
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* The BattleRoyaleWithCheese at the end that blows the fourth wall into tiny little fragments and does a tap-dance on the ruins. Particularly memorable is when the brawl spills over into the CampGay musical one studio over. And of course, the lunchroom of actors including an off-duty Adolph Hitler.
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* The BattleRoyaleWithCheese at the end that blows the fourth wall into tiny little fragments and does a tap-dance on the ruins. Particularly memorable is when the brawl spills over into the CampGay musical one studio over. And of course, the lunchroom of actors including an off-duty Adolph Adolf Hitler.
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** "The hard part was inventing the Candy-gram."
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** "The hard part bitch was inventing the Candy-gram."
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*** "What're ya doin', dancin' around like a buncha Kansas City faggots?"
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*** "What're ya doin', dancin' "I hired you to get a little track laid, not to dance around like a buncha Kansas City faggots?"faggots!"
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* "Let us welcome our new..... *sees Bart* nigger."
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* "Let us welcome "As chairman of the welcoming commitee, it is my privelege to extend a [[LaurelAndHardy laurel, and hardy handshake]] to our new..... *sees Bart* nigger."
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* "[[MadeOfExplodium Candy-gram for Mongo.]]"
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* "[[{{Botchamania}} Nevermind that shit, HERE COMES MONGO!]]"
** "[[MadeOfExplodium Candy-gram for Mongo.]]"
** "[[MadeOfExplodium Candy-gram for Mongo.]]"
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* "Schmucks..."
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* "Schmucks..."Right when Hedley is about to start the attack on Rock Ridge:
-->'''Hedley''': Now RepeatAfterMe: "I..."\\
'''Thugs''': I...\\
'''Hedley''': [[HelloInsertNameHere ...your name...]]\\
'''Thugs''': Your name...\\
'''Hedley''': ''(under his breath)'' Schmucks...
-->'''Hedley''': Now RepeatAfterMe: "I..."\\
'''Thugs''': I...\\
'''Hedley''': [[HelloInsertNameHere ...your name...]]\\
'''Thugs''': Your name...\\
'''Hedley''': ''(under his breath)'' Schmucks...
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** And during the whole increasingly {{Large Ham}} list, Taggart has been trying to find a paper and pencil, finally coming up with them right as Hedley finishes. "Could you repeat that, sir?"
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*** "What're ya doin', dancin' around like a buncha Kansas City faggots?"
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** "What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!"
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** He has a humorous voice and lisp in the original English.
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** He has a humorous voice and lisp in the original English.English.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLDmgU2Alw The April in Paris scene]]. So damn strange, it makes even LESS sense in context. And it's all the funnier for it.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLDmgU2Alw The April in Paris scene]]. So damn strange, it makes even LESS sense in context. And it's all the funnier for it.
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* This troper almost died for excessive laugh during the hangman performance. All three of them. It doesn't help that the Italian dub gave him a humorous voice and lisp.
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* This troper almost died for excessive laugh during the hangman performance. All three of them. It doesn't help that the Italian dub gave him a humorous voice and lisp.lisp.
** He has a humorous voice and lisp in the original English.
** He has a humorous voice and lisp in the original English.
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* "Steady as a rock." "Yeah, but I shoot with ''this'' hand."
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* "Steady as a rock." "Yeah, but I shoot with ''this'' hand.""
* This troper almost died for excessive laugh during the hangman performance. All three of them. It doesn't help that the Italian dub gave him a humorous voice and lisp.
* This troper almost died for excessive laugh during the hangman performance. All three of them. It doesn't help that the Italian dub gave him a humorous voice and lisp.
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** One of the first fart jokes on film. As MelBrooks himself once said, "It truly broke ground, and it broke wind."
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-->[[strike:Hedy]][[RunningGag Hedley!]]: Qualifications?\\
'''Bart:''' Stampedin' cattle.\\
'''Bart:''' Stampedin' cattle.\\
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'''Jim:''' Through the ''Vatican?''\\
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Feed Me is now Chewing The Scenery.
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* Hedley's glorious NewEraSpeech / FeedMe scene: "You will only be risking your lives, whilst I shall almost certainly be risking [[NoFourthWall an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor!!]]"
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* Hedley's glorious NewEraSpeech / FeedMe ChewingTheScenery scene: "You will only be risking your lives, whilst I shall almost certainly be risking [[NoFourthWall an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor!!]]"
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Bart: Stampedin' cattle.\\
Hedley: That's not much of a crime.\\
Jim: Through the ''Vatican?''\\
Hedley: ''Kinky!'' Sign here.
Hedley: That's not much of a crime.\\
Jim: Through the ''Vatican?''\\
Hedley: ''Kinky!'' Sign here.
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--->Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?\\
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.\\
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.\\
Applicant: I like rape.
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.\\
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.\\
Applicant: I like rape.
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** Apparently, the "morons" part of the line was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]], and you can clearly see the actor playing Sheriff Bart struggling not to crack up right there.
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** Apparently, the "morons" part of the line was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]], and you can clearly see the actor playing Sheriff Bart Cleavon Little struggling not to crack up right there.
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* "I will now read from the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke... * CRASH* ...and duck."
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* "I will now read from the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke... * CRASH* ...*CRASH* ...and duck."
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* " The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean" * BURPS* * SPIT*
* "Someones gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
* "Someones gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
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* " The town saloon was always lively / But never nasty or obscene / Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson / He always kept things nice and clean" *BELCH* *SPIT*
*BURPS* * SPIT*
* "Someones"Someone's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
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* "Someones
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-->"Hey! The sheriff is a nig-" * bell rings*
-->"What'd he say?"
-->"He said the sheriff is near!"
-->"No, dramblammit formammit! The sheriff is a NIG-" * bell rings*
-->"What'd he say?"
-->"He said the sheriff is near!"
-->"No, dramblammit formammit! The sheriff is a NIG-" * bell rings*
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-->"What'd he
-->"He said the sheriff is
-->"No, dramblammit formammit! The sheriff is a NIG-"
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* The Whole swearing part. Enough said.
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* The Whole whole swearing part. Enough said.
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* "[[CampGay A-one and a-two and]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice WATCH ME, FAGGOTS!]]''"
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* "[[CampGay A-one and a-two and]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice WATCH ME, FAGGOTS!]]''"FAGGOTS!]]''"
*"Steady as a rock." "Yeah, but I shoot with ''this'' hand."
*"Steady as a rock." "Yeah, but I shoot with ''this'' hand."
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* Waco Kid: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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* Waco Kid: [[http://youtu.be/txrikNFX-8E You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.]]
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* [[http://youtu.be/493pL_Vbtnc] Hey]], [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt where da white women at?]]
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* [[http://youtu.be/493pL_Vbtnc] be/493pL_Vbtnc Hey]], [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt where da white women at?]]
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* Hey, [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt where da white women at?]]
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* Hey, [[http://youtu.be/493pL_Vbtnc] Hey]], [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt where da white women at?]]
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* Mel Brooks is the only person who could make "Up yours, nigger!" funny enough to cause pants-changing.
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* Mel Brooks is the only person who could make "Up yours, nigger!" funny enough to cause pants-changing.pants-changing.
* "[[CampGay A-one and a-two and]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice WATCH ME, FAGGOTS!]]''"
* "[[CampGay A-one and a-two and]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice WATCH ME, FAGGOTS!]]''"
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* The Whole swearing part. Enough said.
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* The Whole swearing part. Enough said.said.
* Gabby Johnson and his authentic Western gibberish.
* Mel Brooks is the only person who could make "Up yours, nigger!" funny enough to cause pants-changing.
* Gabby Johnson and his authentic Western gibberish.
* Mel Brooks is the only person who could make "Up yours, nigger!" funny enough to cause pants-changing.
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* "Let us welcome our new..... *sees Bart* nigger."
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* "Let us welcome our new..... *sees Bart* nigger.""
* The Whole swearing part. Enough said.
* The Whole swearing part. Enough said.
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** Arguably made even funnier in the censored TV version, where the word is covered up by a [[BrownNote really horrible-sounding fart-like organ note]].
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** This troper extends encouragement to every other troper who has EVER worked in retail, customer service or tech support to post this quote somewhere in their work area (where the customers can't see it, naturally).
** And it pops up to mind * so* easily reading certain political blogs during the Obama presidency.
** And it pops up to mind * so* easily reading certain political blogs during the Obama presidency.
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** This troper extends encouragement to every other troper who has EVER worked in retail, customer service or tech support to post this quote somewhere in their work area (where Apparently, the customers can't "morons" part of the line was [[ThrowItIn ad-libbed]], and you can clearly see it, naturally).
** And it pops up to mind * so* easily reading certain political blogs duringthe Obama presidency.actor playing Sheriff Bart struggling not to crack up right there.
** And it pops up to mind * so* easily reading certain political blogs during
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* "Let us welcome our new *sees Bart* nigger."
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* "Let us welcome our new new..... *sees Bart* nigger."
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* "Schmucks..."
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* "Schmucks..."
* "Let us welcome our new *sees Bart* nigger."
* "Let us welcome our new *sees Bart* nigger."
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* -->"Hey! The sheriff is a nig-" * bell rings*
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* Bart approaches Rock Ridge:
-->"Hey! The sheriff is a nig-" * bell rings*
-->"Hey! The sheriff is a nig-" * bell rings*
