History Funny / BeingToTimelessness

* When the Doctor and Rose return to Barcelona with Lee, they of course end up landing a day late, much to Donna's displeasure.
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* The Doctor and Rose decide to pass Rose off as Jenny's mother even though the soldiers on Messaline didn't take any DNA samples from Rose to progenate for Jenny. Thing is, despite being a technical infant, Jenny's got the body of a 23 year old, about the same age that Rose is in human years. The obvious logistical flaw this results in happens right away in "The Unicorn and the Wasp", when the Doctor is introducing himself and his entourage to Lady Eddison. Lady Eddison [[LampshadeHanging is quick to point out]] that [[PlayingGertrude Rose looks too young to be Jenny's mother]].

-->The Doctor waited a beat, let her feel how much that meant to him, and then he said, “[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Just double-checking, but you were talking about my]]—”

-->'''The Doctor:''' Marriage bonds are… trans-temporal. Any time I meet you once we have a bond, I will feel your side of the bond call to me.

* The Doctor and Rose decide to pass Rose off as Jenny's mother even though the soldiers on Messaline didn't take any DNA samples from Rose to progenate for Jenny. Thing is, despite being a technical infant, Jenny's got the body of a 23 year old, about the same age that Rose is in human years. The obvious logistical flaw this results in happens right away in "The Unicorn and the Wasp", when the Doctor is introducing himself and his entourage to Lady Eddison. Lady Eddison [[RealityEnsues is quick to point out]] that [[PlayingGertrude Rose looks too young to be Jenny's mother]].

-->'''The Doctor:''' So, what are you going to tell your mum?
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' It was actually the thought that I should tell her about my longer life that made me realise… I don’t think she’ll be happy though; she already hates that there’s more time between our visits for me than there is for her.
-->'''The Doctor:''' You’ll have to tell her eventually, though. I think she’ll figure it out in ten years, when you still haven’t aged a day.
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' Yeah, I know. ''[Rose pushed her risotto around her plate with her fork]'' An’ she’d be more upset later if she found out I’d kept it from her. ''[The Doctor nodded; that had been his conclusion as well]''
-->'''The Doctor:''' And…''[He ran his finger around the rim of his wine glass]'' What about us? ''[Rose grinned and took a sip of her wine]''
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' Oh, I was already gonna tell her about the bond on our next visit. Now I’ve really got to.”
-->'''The Doctor:''' You were? ''[That wasn’t what he’d expected. He knew she’d tell Jackie they were together, or committed, or however she wanted to phrase it, but this kind of full acceptance of their bond, the pride he could feel from her as she thought about explaining it to her mother.]''
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' ''[nods]'' Yep. Imagine if we showed up one day, already married, and she didn’t even know we’d been engaged. ''[She bit her lip, and he could see the teasing smile she was trying to hide]'' She’ll be upset enough over not being able to plan a human wedding for us. ''[The Doctor’s eyes widened]''
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[dramatically]'' She’s going to kill me. She’ll find some way to make it so I don’t regenerate, and she’ll kill me.
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' ''[rolls her eyes]'' No, she won’t. She was glad we were going on a real date, remember?
-->''[The Doctor shook his head, enjoying the feeling of Rose’s mirth bubbling over their bond]''
-->'''The Doctor:''' Dating is one thing. Marrying you in some kind of weird alien ritual—don’t you laugh, Rose Tyler, you know that’s what she’ll say.
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' She might not.
-->'''The Doctor:''' I bet you ten quid she does.
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' ''[giggles]'' Yeah, no way am I taking that bet.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Ah! ''[The Doctor pointed his fork at Rose]'' So you admit it then!
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' It’s… possible...that Mum might say something like that.
-->'''The Doctor:''' ''[snorts]'' "It’s possible," she says, as if this wasn’t the same woman who wondered if I had two sex organs. ''[He smirked when Rose turned red]'' I caught a few things here and there while I was out.
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' And one of the things you caught was my mum wondering what else you had two of? ''[He remembered the other thing he’d heard, and reached across the table for Rose’s hand]''
-->'''The Doctor:''' That, and you asking for my help. So only the important things.
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' So yeah, Mum’ll probably make some kind of comment, but you know it doesn’t matter, right?
-->'''The Doctor:''' It doesn’t?
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' Nope. The only Tyler who needs to approve of Time Lord marriage rituals or...''[her eyes glittered with laughter]''...their sex organs is me.
-->'''The Doctor:''' And… and do you?
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' Yeah. I do. ''[beat]''
-->'''The Doctor:''' Just double-checking, but you were talking about my...
-->'''Rose Tyler:''' Doctor!

-->'''The Doctor:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Oh, just you wait, Rose Tyler. Just you wait.]]

-->'''The Doctor:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Just double-checking, but you were talking about my—]]

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-->'''The Doctor:''' Let’s get through this first. When we’re all back on Earth, we can talk about it. Martha came back then, ending the conversation]''

* Learning about the Carrionites puts the Doctor and Rose on a trip down memory lane:

* In "The Lazarus Experiment," Rose manages to alleviate Martha's mother's suspicions of her and the Doctor using a cover story on the psychic paper.

* It's only when they leave the party to go study Lazarus's DNA that Rose reveals just what her cover story was:

* While the Doctor tries to contain Lazarus, Rose and Martha evacuate the guests. Once everyone's out, Martha goes back inside to join Rose.

* After the Doctor, Rose and Martha pick up Billy Shipton, they take him to a curry place for dinner and thumb through Sally's photos from Wester Drumlins. Billy is understandably overwhelmed by the complex nature of time travel and being locked down into a loop, making some epic faces.

-->'''Billy Shipton:''' There isn’t a key, though. I’ve tried to get into it for six months, and nothing will open it.”

** When they're parting ways with Billy after making the video, Billy says, "Apparently, I need to be on the lookout for a lady named Sally."

* The Doctor's and Jack's interactions with the double agent Resistance members aboard the ''Valiant''.

* Donna's remark accusing the Doctor of abducting other women in the past when she finds Rose's blouse is a mix of funny and TearJerker in "The Runaway Bride" as the show canon does it, since the Doctor had just lost Rose. Here, the remark is in response to seeing Rose herself, and Rose's deadpan snark just sells it:

-->'''Rose Tyler:''' ''[showing her engagement ring]'' I trust him enough to marry him! ''[The Doctor beamed at her before turning back to Donna expectantly]''

* Jack, commenting about the Doctor and Rose's sex life while they're hiding from the Master as they make out whilst waiting for Martha to come back with food:

* When the Doctor and Rose are captured trying to confront the Master on the ''Valiant'', Rose at one point [[ForeignCussWord curses at the Master in an alien language]], and her language is so foul that the TARDIS translation circuits refuse to translate them into English. The Master [[InsultBackfire shakes it off]]: