History Funny / BabyDriver

[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/AustinPowers They like to live dangerously, baby.]]]]

'''Bats:''' I got one too, get the fuck out!

-->'''Samm:''' ''(whispering)'' [[WiseBeyondTheirYears No bandit glass, one armed guard,]] [[CreepyChild ten cameras, eight registers--two open,]] [[EnfantTerrible eleven customers, and four employees.]]
-->'''Baby:''' ''(slightly afraid)'' ...thank you.

* After Baby's failed attempt to flee with Debora at 2 AM, he wakes back up to be interrogated by Doc and Bats about all his tapes of their recorded conversations. Of course, Baby explains he was only using them to mix into music, and simply playing one of them reveals he's telling the truth. Part of the humor comes from the "OhCrap"-ness on everyone's faces when they realized what they'd just done, and then there's just the fact that they're all listening to a StupidStatementDanceMix of "Was he slow?" [[{{Bathos}} in the middle of a tense scene to confirm it.]] Even Darling [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help but laugh]] at the stupidity of the whole thing.

'''Doc:''' It's one of Sam's favorites. I thought it sounded familiar, you little ''shit.''

-->'''Griff''': So you're a mute, ''Baby''? Is that what it is? Are you a mute?
-->'''Baby''': No.

-->'''Bats:''' ''GET OUT THE CAR!''
-->'''Mother:''' I have a child!
-->'''Bats:''' I got one too, get the fuck out!

* Doc sends Baby into a post office to scope out exact specs on the place's security alongside his nephew, Sam, supposedly just as part of his cover. Baby has to go without his earbuds, so the [[HellIsThatNoise tinnitus sound]] creeps into the soundtrack as Baby nervously tries to count guards and security cameras, slowly approaching the verge of panic, and then:
-->'''Sam:''' ''(whispering)'' [[WiseBeyondTheirYears No bandit glass, one armed guard,]] [[CreepyChild ten cameras, eight registers--two open,]] [[EnfantTerrible eleven customers, and four employees.]]

--->'''Cashier:''' ''(nodding to Sam)'' Is that your boy?
--->'''Baby:''' [[BadLiar Uh, sure.]]
--->''({{Beat}})''
--->'''Baby:''' Sure is!
--->'''Cashier:''' How old is he?
--->'''Baby:''' ...[[HesitationEqualsDishonesty four.]]
--->'''Sam:''' Eight.
--->'''Baby:''' They grow up so freakin' fast, don't they?
--->'''Cashier:''' ''(laughs)'' Does he have a name?
--->'''Baby:''' ''(awkwardly, to Sam)'' You have a name, don't you?
--->'''Sam:''' Sam.
--->'''Cashier:''' Well, Sam, I've got a mint with your name on it!
--->'''Sam:''' ...[[DeadpanSnarker you have a mint]] [[LiteralMinded that says "Sam?"]]

-->'''Buddy''': You are a fucking jinx!

* Buddy sipping coffee in slow motion, perfectly timed to the "Mmmmm" in [[Music/BarryWhite Barry White's]] ''Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up''. Even if it is a considerably tense scene.

-->'''Mike Wazowski:''' You and I are a team! Nothing is more important than our friendship.

-->'''Doc:''' So, am I gonna see you tonight?\\

-->'''Doc:''' ''(brandishing a shotgun)'' You gonna shoot me too!?\\
'''Baby:''' Never! [[MeaningfulEcho You and I are a team--]]\\

-->'''Bats:''' The fuck?

-->'''Cashier:''' ''(nodding to Sam)'' Is that your boy?
-->'''Baby:''' [[BadLiar Uh, sure.]]
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Baby:''' Sure is!

-->'''Cashier:''' How old is he?
-->'''Baby:''' ...[[HesitationEqualsDishonesty four.]]
-->'''Sam:''' Eight.
-->'''Baby:''' They grow up so freakin' fast, don't they?

-->'''Cashier:''' ''(laughs)'' Does he have a name?
-->'''Baby:''' ''(awkwardly, to Sam)'' You have a name, don't you?
-->'''Sam:''' Sam.
-->'''Cashier:''' Well, Sam, I've got a mint with your name on it!
-->'''Sam:''' ...[[DeadpanSnarker you have a mint]] [[LiteralMinded that says "Sam?"]]

'''JD:''' {{Film/Austin Powers}}!\\
'''Eddie No-Nose:''' Doc said [[{{Franchise/Halloween}} Michael Myers]]!\\
'''JD:''' This ''is'' {{Creator/Mike Myers}}!\\
'''Bats:''' It should be the [[{{Film/Halloween1978}} Halloween]] mask!\\

'''Bats:''' No, the killer dude from Halloween!\\
'''JD:''' [[PopculturalOsmosisFailure Oh, you mean]] [[{{Franchise/FridayThe13th}} Jason]]...\\

* After Baby carjacks an elderly woman, [[SkewedPriorities he spends half a minute cycling through radio stations until he gets the right song]]. The only thing she can say is a perfectly-timed PrecisionFStrike.

* Griff leaves for his car, jokingly saying "if you don't see me later, assume I'm dead." He never shows up in the movie again.

** And the payoff: [[spoiler:In the final act of the movie, when Baby is on the run from the law and Buddy is trying to kill him, he goes to Doc for help. Unfortunately, seeing as Baby has put his entire operation in jeopardy, Doc isn't terribly inclined to help him. Baby confesses that he shot Buddy, to which Doc responds:]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Doc:''' ''(brandishing a shotgun)'' You gonna shoot me too!?\\

'''Doc:''' It's one of Sam's favorites. I thought it sounded familiar, you little ''shit.'']]

* During the meeting with The Butcher, Baby has "Tequila" by The Champs playing through his earbuds, which Bats acknowledges and mocks. In a rather ridiculous showcase of the film's MickeyMousing, [[spoiler:once Bats opens fire and all hell breaks loose, ''all'' the gun shots are timed to the music, complete with Bats ending the fight with a perfectly-synced [[BondOneLiner "Tequila..."]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall (despite him diegetically not being able to hear the music himself)]].]]
* [[spoiler:After Baby's failed attempt to flee with Debora at 2 AM, he wakes back up to be interrogated by Doc and Bats about all his tapes of their recorded conversations. Of course, Baby explains he was only using them to mix into music, and simply playing one of them reveals he's telling the truth. Part of the humor comes from the "OhCrap"-ness on everyone's faces when they realized what they'd just done, and then there's just the fact that they're all listening to a StupidStatementDanceMix of "Was he slow?" [[{{Bathos}} in the middle of a tense scene to confirm it.]] Even Darling [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help but laugh]] at the stupidity of the whole thing.]]

* After [[spoiler:purposely botching their getaway, Baby runs off and leaves Buddy and Darling to handle the cops. After an extended foot chase through a mall, he manages to carjack a vehicle on a parking lot and starts to drive off - only to rear-end Buddy and Darling, who had the same idea, accidentally ruining their escape ''again.'']]

* After [[spoiler:Baby carjacks an elderly woman]], [[SkewedPriorities he spends half a minute cycling through radio stations until he gets the right song]]. The only thing she can say is a perfectly-timed PrecisionFStrike.
* Buddy sipping coffee in slow motion, perfectly timed to the "Mmmmm" in [[Music/BarryWhite Barry White's]] ''Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up''. [[spoiler:Even if it is a considerably tense scene.]]

* Buddy sipping coffee in slow motion, perfectly timed to the "Mmmmm" in [[Music/BarryWhite Barry White's]] ''Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up'' always stifles a laugh out of this troper. [[spoiler:Even if it is a considerably tense scene.]]

-->'''Eddie No-Nose:''' Doc said [[{{Franchise/Halloween}} Michael Myers]]!\\
'''JD:''' This is {{Creator/Mike Myers}}!\\

'''JD:''' This is a [[UsefulNotes/AllHallowsEve Halloween]] mask!\\

'''Bats and Eddie:''' NO!

'''JD:''' This is a [[{{AllHallowsEve}} Halloween]] mask!\\

* Whenever Baby jams out to his tunes. After meeting Deborah, he plays a song in his apartment with Joseph and tries dancing with him.

* After [[spoiler:Baby carjacks an elderly woman]], the only thing she can say is a perfectly-timed PrecisionFStrike.

** Special mention also goes to Baby needing to ''start "Neat Neat Neat" over'' because of the interruption, much to the others annoyed confusion.

** Special mention also goes to Baby needing to ''start "Neat Neat Neat"'' over because of the interruption, much to the others annoyed confusion.

-->'''Doc:''' So, am I gonna see you tonight?
-->'''Baby:''' Yes, you will
-->'''Doc:''' You're not just saying what I want to hear, right? You consider me a friend, don't you?
-->'''Baby:''' [[GagEcho You and I are a team! Nothing is more important than our friendship.]]
-->'''Doc:''' ...good to know.

-->'''Eddie No-Nose:''' Doc said [[{{Franchise/Halloween}} Michael Myers]]!
-->'''JD:''' This is {{Creator/Mike Myers}}!
-->'''Bats:''' It should be the [[{{Film/Halloween1978}} Halloween]] mask!
-->'''JD:''' This is a [[{{AllHallowsEve}} Halloween]] mask!
-->'''Bats:''' No, the killer dude from Halloween!
-->'''JD:''' [[PopculturalOsmosisFailure Oh, you mean]] [[{{Franchise/FridayThe13th}} Jason]]...
-->'''Bats and Eddie:''' NO!

* After [[spoiler:Baby carjacks an elderly woman]], the only thing she can say is a perfectly-timed PrecisionFStrike.

spoiler:'''Doc:''' Don't feed me any more lines from ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc!'' [[BerserkButton It pisses me off!]]\\

-->[[spoiler:'''Doc:''' ''(brandishing a shotgun)'' You gonna shoot me too!?]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Baby:''' Never! [[MeaningfulEcho You and I are a team--]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Doc:''' Don't feed me any more lines from ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc!'' [[BerserkButton It pisses me off!]]]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Baby:''' ''(embarrassed look downwards)'']]
-->[[spoiler:'''Doc:''' It's one of Sam's favorites. I thought it sounded familiar, you little ''shit.'']]

-->'''Buddy''': You are a fucking jinx!