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* Guy points offscreen:
--> '''Guy''': Is this you?\\
''(Camera pans to reveal he's just pointing at another guy off in the distance)''\\
'''Other Guy''': Yes!\\
'''Guy''': ''(waves)'' Hello!\\
'''Other Guy''': Hi!
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* The return of the [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Mine Turtle]] with the barbershop quartet.

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* The return of the [[ActionBomb Mine]] [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Mine Turtle]] with the barbershop quartet.



-->'''Mine Turtle:''' Hello!

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-->'''Mine Turtle:''' Hello![[FourIsDeath Hello!]]
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* This instance of BlackComedyAnimalCruelty: "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun [[LiteralMinded and shoots it.]] "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"

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* This instance of BlackComedyAnimalCruelty: "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun [[LiteralMinded [[DeadlyEuphemism and shoots it.]] "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"

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* "Hey Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!" "Sure thing, Johnny!"



** A guy refuses to step on the Mine Turtle and then gets hit by the Llama driving from asdfmovie2 as the Mine Turtle says hello.
* The guy who randomly walks off a cliff and then floats into the air with a very dull "Oh ok."

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** A guy refuses to step on the Mine Turtle Turtle... and then gets hit by [[BrickJoke the Llama driving llama]] from asdfmovie2 as the Mine Turtle says hello.
* The guy who randomly walks off a cliff and then floats into the air with a very dull "Oh "Oh, ok."
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* "Who parked their car, on my sandwich?" "I did." *gets pissed off and explodes*
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-->'''All Four Men:''' OH NO- '''Explosion'''

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-->'''All Four Men:''' Men''(in harmony)'':''' [[OhCrap OH NO- NO-]] '''Explosion'''
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** Wait, [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily an ugly figure whose only notable word is "Waa"?]]
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* "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun [[LiteralMinded and shoots it.]] "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"

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* This instance of BlackComedyAnimalCruelty: "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun [[LiteralMinded and shoots it.]] "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"
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** Really, it's LetsPlay/JackSepticEye's delivery that sells it. Actually, imagining that the man ''[[AsHimself is Jack]]'' possibly makes it ''funnier''.
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* "Here comes that [[IncrediblyLamePun trains-gendered]] guy." [[spoiler:"I like trains."]]

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* "Here "Hey, here comes that [[IncrediblyLamePun trains-gendered]] trainsgender]] guy." [[spoiler:"I like trains."]]

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* "I don't wanna be fat anymore." (man proceeds to [[DrivenToSuicide take out a gun]], pull back the hammer, and [[SubvertedTrope bite off the barrel.]])
** Also taking the AteHisGun trope ''quite literally.''

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* "I don't wanna be fat anymore." (man proceeds to [[DrivenToSuicide take out a gun]], pull back the hammer, [[AteHisGun puts it in his mouth]] and [[SubvertedTrope bite [[VisualPun bites off the barrel.]])
** Also taking the AteHisGun trope ''quite literally.''
barrel]].
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** Also taking the AteHisGun trope ''quite literally.''
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* "Here comes that [[IncrediblyLamePun trains-gendered]] guy." [[spoiler:"I like trains."]]
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* "Cannonball!" (The man proceeds to continue flying across the top of the water, hitting and sinking a pirate ship.)
* "I don't wanna be fat anymore." (man proceeds to [[DrivenToSuicide take out a gun]], pull back the hammer, and [[SubvertedTrope bite off the barrel.]])
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I'mma means "I am going to" not "I am".


* "Beep, Beep! I'mma Sheep! I said Beep Beep, I'mma Sheep!"
** "Meow, Meow, I'm a cow! I said, meow meow I'mma--." "NO!"

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* "Beep, Beep! I'mma I'm a Sheep! I said Beep Beep, I'mma I'm a Sheep!"
** "Meow, Meow, I'm a cow! I said, meow meow I'mma--.I'm a--." "NO!"

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* "Beep, Beep! I'mma Sheep! Beep Beep, I'mma Sheep!"

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* "Beep, Beep! I'mma Sheep! I said Beep Beep, I'mma Sheep!"Sheep!"
** "Meow, Meow, I'm a cow! I said, meow meow I'mma--." "NO!"
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!!asdfmovie10
* The first joke of the video.
-->'''Man''': (calling out to a man on top of a building) No!! Don't jump!! *pulls out a video recorder* Okay, now jump.
* "Beep, Beep! I'mma Sheep! Beep Beep, I'mma Sheep!"
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-->"Whose ''idea'' was this?"

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-->"Whose ''idea'' was this?"this!?"
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* "Got your nose!" "Look out, he's got a nose!" *[[RuleOfThree bang bang bang]]*

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* "Got your nose!" "Look out, [[LiteralMinded he's got a nose!" nose!]]" *[[RuleOfThree bang bang bang]]*



-->'''Potato:''' NOOOOOOOO!

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-->'''Potato:''' NOOOOOOOO![[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]



-->'''Time Traveller:''' It worked, my time machine wo-[[Main/KilledMidSentence '''THUMP''']]

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-->'''Time Traveller:''' It worked, my time machine wo-[[Main/KilledMidSentence wo-[[KilledMidSentence '''THUMP''']]



* The [[Main/MadeOfExplodium Mine Turtle.]]

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* The [[Main/MadeOfExplodium [[MadeOfExplodium Mine Turtle.]]



* The return of the [[Main/RidiculouslyCuteCritter Mine Turtle]] with the barbershop quartet.

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* The return of the [[Main/RidiculouslyCuteCritter [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Mine Turtle]] with the barbershop quartet.



-->'''Girl 2:''' Tee hee! My boyfriend said that too!
-->'''Girl 1:''' (''stabs Girl 2'') [[VoiceOfTheLegion THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.]]

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-->'''Girl 2:''' Tee hee! (''giggles'') My boyfriend said that too!
-->'''Girl 1:''' (''stabs Girl 2'') [[VoiceOfTheLegion THERE CAN CAN]] [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne BE ONLY ONE.]]
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* "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!

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* "Honey, why is the [[ManOnFire baby on fire?" fire?]]" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!
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* The guy who upon hearing carrots are good for you eyesight, [[EpicFail sticks carrots directly into his]] [[EyeScream eyes.]]

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* The guy who upon hearing carrots are good for you your eyesight, [[EpicFail sticks carrots carrots]] [[LiteralMinded directly into his]] [[EyeScream eyes.]]
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* "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun and shoots it. "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"

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* "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun [[LiteralMinded and shoots it. it.]] "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"



'''Guy 2:''' Ha ha ha! (''turns to the camera, suddenly looking serious'') [[LampshadeHanging Comedy.]]

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'''Guy 2:''' Ha ha ha! (''turns to the camera, [[MoodWhiplash suddenly looking serious'') serious]]'') [[LampshadeHanging Comedy.]]



-->'''Woman:''' Honey, I'm pregnant! (''pan out to reveal that the person she's talking to is [[LipstickLesbian another woman]]'') [[YourCheatingHeart ...uh]][[ICanExplain ,]] [[HomosexualReproduction I can]] [[FridgeLogic explain!]]

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-->'''Woman:''' Honey, I'm pregnant! (''pan out to reveal that the person she's talking to is [[LipstickLesbian another woman]]'') [[YourCheatingHeart ...uh]][[ICanExplain ,]] Uh]], [[HomosexualReproduction I I]] [[ICanExplain can]] [[FridgeLogic explain!]]
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* Two guys standing next to each other. One of the guys has an identical guy crawl out of his mouth and take his place. His friend simply replies "Oh" in a tone that implies that he understands this [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext slightly better than we do]].
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* "Alien attack!" "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" '''The cheese just bounces off the spaceship and a quiet "Yay..." is heard in the background'''

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* "Alien attack!" "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" '''The ''*The cheese just bounces off the spaceship and a quiet "Yay..." is heard in the background'''background*''



-->'''Dinosaur:''' [[Main/ArtisticLicensePaleontology I am a Stegosaurus!]]

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-->'''Dinosaur:''' [[Main/ArtisticLicensePaleontology I am a Stegosaurus!]]
Steg-o-saurus!]]



--->'''A Pineapple lands on Mine Turtle and it explodes'''

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--->'''A --->''A Pineapple lands on Mine Turtle and it explodes'''explodes''



-->'''Larry:''' '''*breaks a guy's neck*''' [[ObliviouslyEvil What are you talking about?]]

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-->'''Larry:''' '''*breaks ''*breaks a guy's neck*''' neck*'' [[ObliviouslyEvil What are you talking about?]]



-->'''Larry:''' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] '''*Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands*'''
-->'''Larry's Friend:''' Larry! '''*Larry breaks his neck*'''

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-->'''Larry:''' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] '''*Larry's ''*Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands*'''
hands*''
-->'''Larry's Friend:''' Larry! '''*Larry ''*Larry breaks his neck*'''neck*''



-->'''Everyone does the flop. {{Beat}} as the person about to jump then lands on the ground'''

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-->'''Everyone -->''Everyone does the flop. {{Beat}} as the person about to jump then lands on the ground'''ground''



-->'''Muffin''' (''jumping into frame'') [[RuleOfThree Who wants a muffin?]]

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-->'''Muffin''' (''jumping ''(jumping into frame'') frame)'' [[RuleOfThree Who wants a muffin?]]



-->[[spoiler:'''Baby:''' (''in a really deep voice'') But mother, I love him!]]

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-->[[spoiler:'''Baby:''' (''in ''(in a really deep voice'') voice)'' But mother, I love him!]]



* "Would you like to see a magic trick?" (''DramaticPause'') [[AntiClimax "No!"]] (''makes a ":D" face'')

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* "Would you like to see a magic trick?" (''DramaticPause'') ''(DramaticPause)'' [[AntiClimax "No!"]] (''makes ''(makes a ":D" face'')face)''



-->'''Cow''': Yeah, me neither. Do you guys want to go skateboard?

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-->'''Cow''': Yeah, me neither. Do you guys want to go skateboard?skateboards?



-->'''Cow''': Hi babe, yes I am real man. Do you want to go skateboard?

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-->'''Cow''': Hi babe, yes I am real man. Do you want to go skateboard?skateboards?
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** A GenreSavvy guy refuses to step on the Mine Turtle and then gets hit by the Llama driving from asdfmovie2 as the Mine Turtle says hello.

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** A GenreSavvy guy refuses to step on the Mine Turtle and then gets hit by the Llama driving from asdfmovie2 as the Mine Turtle says hello.
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-->'''Muffin''' (''jumping into frame'') [[RuleOfThree Who wants a muffin?]]



* [[RuleOfThree And the third time...]]
-->'''Man:''' Hey! What time is it?
-->'''Muffin:''' IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
-->'''Bystander:''' Uh, actually, it's 12:30.
-->[[{{Beat}} (awkward silence)]]
-->'''Muffin:''' '''''Somebody kill me!'''''



* Mr. Muffin returns:
-->'''Man:''' Hey! What time is it?
-->'''Muffin:''' IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
-->'''Bystander:''' Uh, actually, it's 12:30.
-->[[{{Beat}} (awkward silence)]]
-->'''Muffin:''' '''''Somebody kill me!'''''



* The Cow pretending to be human and asking if people want to go skateboards, then appearing as the man Eddy's girlfriend left him for and then riding through a crimescene, kickflipping and whispering "Skateboards".

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* The Cow "And now... a cow pretending to be human and asking if people a man."
-->'''Man with British accent''': Alan, are you a cow?
-->'''Alan''': What? No!
-->'''Cow''': Yeah, me neither. Do you guys
want to go skateboards, then appearing as the skateboard?
** Later:
-->'''Eddie''': You're leaving me?!
-->'''Woman''': Sorry Eddie, I've met a ''real'' man.
-->'''Cow''': Hi babe, yes I am real man. Do you want to go skateboard?
** [[RuleOfThree And finally]]:
-->'''Man''': The orphans! They're all dead! What kind of
man Eddy's girlfriend left him for and then riding would do this?
-->''The cow rides
through a crimescene, the crime scene, kickflipping and whispering "Skateboards".''



* "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun and shoots it. "...For a ''walk'' Jimmy!"



-->'''David (suddently with namesign):''' Hello! I am David.

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-->'''David (suddently (suddenly with namesign):''' nametag):''' Hello! I am David.



* A girl named Hungry saying that she's hungry, only to be given a "Hello" from her dad.

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* A girl named Hungry saying that she's hungry, only to be given This spin on a "Hello" from her dad.classic "Dad joke":
-->'''Girl''': Dad, I'm hungry.
-->'''Dad''': Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.


* "NiceHat." "Thanks!" "[[Main/SarcasmMode I was being sarcastic.]]" "[[Main/ImpossibleThief Well I stole your face!]]" '''Sarcastic Guy [[Main/FacePalm facepalms]] [[TheBlank his bare head]]'''

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* "NiceHat." "Thanks!" "[[Main/SarcasmMode I was being sarcastic.]]" "[[Main/ImpossibleThief "[[Main/ImpossibleTheft Well I stole your face!]]" '''Sarcastic Guy [[Main/FacePalm facepalms]] [[TheBlank his bare head]]'''
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-->'''Woman:''' Honey, I'm pregnant! (''pan out to reveal that the person she's talking to is [[LipstickLesbian another woman]]'') [[YourCheatingHeart ...uh]], [[HomosexualReproduction I can]] [[FridgeLogic explain!]]

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-->'''Woman:''' Honey, I'm pregnant! (''pan out to reveal that the person she's talking to is [[LipstickLesbian another woman]]'') [[YourCheatingHeart ...uh]], uh]][[ICanExplain ,]] [[HomosexualReproduction I can]] [[FridgeLogic explain!]]
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* The Die Potato Guy tries to kill the Potato again. The potato pulls a gun on him and says "Not today."

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* The Die Potato Guy tries to kill the Potato again. The potato pulls a gun on him and says "Not "[[Main/TheDogBitesBack Not]] [[Main/TookALevelInBadass today."]]"



** "Well, I'm gonna do a book!" ([[EpicFail presses book]]) "...oh."

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** "Well, I'm gonna do a book!" ([[EpicFail presses book]]) "...[[Main/RealityEnsues oh."]]"



--> WHAM!*

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--> WHAM!*[[PianoDrop WHAM!]]*



* "Nice hat." "Thanks!" "I was being sarcastic." "Well I stole your face!" '''Sarcastic Guy facepalms his bare head'''

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* "Nice hat."NiceHat." "Thanks!" "I "[[Main/SarcasmMode I was being sarcastic." "Well ]]" "[[Main/ImpossibleThief Well I stole your face!" face!]]" '''Sarcastic Guy facepalms [[Main/FacePalm facepalms]] [[TheBlank his bare head'''head]]'''



-->'''Time Traveller:''' It worked, my time machi-'''THUMP'''
-->'''Dinosaur:''' I am a Stegosaurus!

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-->'''Time Traveller:''' It worked, my time machi-'''THUMP'''
machine wo-[[Main/KilledMidSentence '''THUMP''']]
-->'''Dinosaur:''' [[Main/ArtisticLicensePaleontology I am a Stegosaurus!
Stegosaurus!]]



* The Mine Turtle.

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* The [[Main/MadeOfExplodium Mine Turtle.]]



* The return of the Mine Turtle with the barbershop quartet.

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* The return of the [[Main/RidiculouslyCuteCritter Mine Turtle Turtle]] with the barbershop quartet.



* The guy who upon hearing carrots are good for you eyesight, [[EpicFail sticks carrots directly into his eyes.]]

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* The guy who upon hearing carrots are good for you eyesight, [[EpicFail sticks carrots directly into his his]] [[EyeScream eyes.]]



-->'''Puppy:''' [[BlatantLies What no, no I don't.]]

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-->'''Puppy:''' -->'''[[BadLiar Puppy]]:''' [[BlatantLies What no, no I don't.]]



* Larry the Necksnapper's Intervention. It doesn't go well.

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* Larry the Necksnapper's Intervention. [[NeckSnap Necksnapper's]] [[StagingAnIntervention Intervention.]] It doesn't go well.



-->'''Larry:''' What are you talking about? '''Larry breaks a guy's neck'''

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-->'''Larry:''' '''*breaks a guy's neck*''' [[ObliviouslyEvil What are you talking about? '''Larry breaks a guy's neck'''about?]]



-->'''Larry:''' What? '''Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands'''
-->'''Larry's Friend:''' Larry! '''Larry breaks his neck'''

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-->'''Larry:''' What? '''Larry's [[DefensiveWhat What?]] '''*Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands'''
hands*'''
-->'''Larry's Friend:''' Larry! '''Larry '''*Larry breaks his neck'''neck*'''



-->'''Policeman:''' Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing...Homework!

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-->'''Policeman:''' Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing...*Main/EyedScreen* Homework!



-->'''Pop Singer:''' YEAH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY!

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-->'''Pop Singer:''' YEAH OOOH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY!



-->'''Guy 1:''' NOOOOOO!

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-->'''Guy 1:''' NOOOOOO!
[[BigNo NOOOOOO!]]



-->'''David:''' Hello! My name is David.

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-->'''David:''' -->'''David (suddently with namesign):''' Hello! My name is I am David.

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